How should I be prepping my mare to be the perfect braphog? I've been putting her on a diet of 8000 calories per day but she's still not nearly fat enough and her braps aren't even close to the nuclear blasts that any decent hogtrainer would aim for. I want her marestink to be lethal, facemelting goodness. Her ass will literally need to be classified as a WMD by the time I'm through stuffing her and getting those gassy bombs as potent as possible.
You've gotta get her exercising on the treadmill. A daily mile-long sprint.
>>42896171Why are you writing as if you possess an actual MLP FiM mare? They're not real bro.
>>42896171Glimmy is already at that level without being a fatass. I love my gassy wife and her unwashed, greasy, slimy ponut and the plant and small animal killing gas that comes out of it.
>>42896279He's just LARPing but the rest of us visit Equestria on vacation. It's pretty fun.
>>428961718000 calories is barely above starving for a pony so I suggest feeding her more
>>42896288Can confirmMy only issue is that I'm getting tired of stumbling across entire trails of dead animals after OP's poochie wife is done with her flatulent rampages
