>Heres whats going to happen. You’re going to clone yourself and jump into the Mirror Pool. You’ll make enough clones to help my family on their farm. Then you’ll make more to help all the other struggling ponies in the world. A few have even asked me to clone some husbands. You can either jump in willingly or I’ll kick you in.
good luck with that!>diapers in fog
ignoring the fact that my clones would be pretty bad at most of those things, why wouldn't I jump in? it's not like my clones are me
>>42896239What could possibly go wrong?
Anypony else think that the clone portal just being right there and easily accessable is kinda shitty world building? I mean why aren't there more clones around? How is Pinkie the only one who caught wind of it and used it once? Really weird desu. Same thing with magic in general. How is it there isn't some kinda law forbidding unicorns from seizing other ponies with their magic? There are a lot of holes in this universe and I can't take it seriously because of it. The only saving grace of the show is its sex appeal.
>>42896275>How is Pinkie the only one who caught wind of it and used it once?Maybe it was an obscure legend that only spread slowly through word of mouth or it was one that spread too quickly and was dismissed as a creepypasta. Alternatively, the mirror pond didn’t produce clones, but rather generic ponies who loved nothing but fun and happened to look like Pinkie Pie.>How is it there isn't some kinda law forbidding unicorns from seizing other ponies with their magic?It’d be bold of you to assume there wasn’t one, especially after Tirek robbed random unicorns in Canterlot of their magic like he were some back alley thug.
>>42896239Show me your genitals first.
>>42896239>rape
>>42896239Here's what's going to happen. I'm going to take one of these rocks from your collection, then I'm going to unga bunga and hit you over the head with it really hard so you'll pass out from blunt force trauma and I can escape.
>>42896548>you hit Maud over the head>the rock breaks in half upon impact>she tells you an earth pony skull can withstand a freight train hitting it>to add insult to injury she says you hit like a newborn filly
>>42896548Sharty lost.
>>42896275>I mean why aren't there more clones around?DYEWTS?there are like 6 million background pony clones in first three seasons (after Too Many Pinkies Celestia signed Clone Removal Act)
