This year (You) are gonna make Candy Dance proud by getting a marefriend. Or else.
>>42902437Sure.
>>42902437I assure you I am not. I am an unlovable freak and worst of all, mostly by choice.
>>42902437Luna's already my marefriend, so fuck you, Lovebutt!
i already have a marewife
>>42902437Can't wait for the retards obsessed with irl women to ruin this thread with their blogposting and tfw no gf bullshit too
>>42902441FPBP
>>42902437Unironically I'm am building a stable soon and plan on taking a leaf from lightsolvers book. I want a cute jtrhnbr mare
>>42902467tfw no marefriend
>>42902437What's in it for me?
>>42902563She's not gonna pop a cap in your ass, that's what's in it for (You)
>>42902571Is that all? What you're asking me to do is a fate worse than death, thoughbeit.
>>42902437I'm sure there is some beautiful background mare i'll find candy ass. Just wait for a gosh darn minute!
I was married for 2 decades to another long time MLP fan. She's now deceased. I had my time in the sun. I don't know what others want in companionship, I just hope the rest of you fgts have the same happiness I had.
>>42902580>She's now deceased.Fantastic. The only good woman is a dead woman.
>>42902467>I went into this thread knowing just what it would be and now I'm bitching about itAre you retarded by chance?
>>42902650>ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hey chuddy can you like, just let us talk about 3d holes in this thread that's asking about MAREfriends?No fuck off
>>42902607I still love you, Anon, even if you find it hard to love yourself.
>>42902692Well I hate you faggot. Normalfags like you make me sick, and I love seeing them suffer.
>>42902713Still love you!
>>42902437>Or elseI'm going to pound her pink winking alicorn pussy so fucking hard. The whole castle will hear.
>>42902580I hope you're doing okay over there bud.
>>42902580Jesus, man. I hope you're alright. That sounds like a wonderful thing to lose.
>>42902663Reddit is the other direction tourist.
>>42902843>wanting pony threads to be about ponies is considered reddit nowlmao okay retard
>>42902849Talking like a faggot is reddit and you talk like a faggot.
>>42902855You sure seem to know a lot about reddit.
>>42902580Hope everything is going well for you man.