This year (You) are gonna make Candy Dance proud by getting a marefriend. Or else.
>>42902437Sure.
>>42902437I assure you I am not. I am an unlovable freak and worst of all, mostly by choice.
>>42902437Luna's already my marefriend, so fuck you, Lovebutt!
i already have a marewife
>>42902437Can't wait for the retards obsessed with irl women to ruin this thread with their blogposting and tfw no gf bullshit too
>>42902441FPBP
>>42902437Unironically I'm am building a stable soon and plan on taking a leaf from lightsolvers book. I want a cute jtrhnbr mare
>>42902467tfw no marefriend
>>42902437What's in it for me?
>>42902563She's not gonna pop a cap in your ass, that's what's in it for (You)
>>42902571Is that all? What you're asking me to do is a fate worse than death, thoughbeit.
>>42902437I'm sure there is some beautiful background mare i'll find candy ass. Just wait for a gosh darn minute!
I was married for 2 decades to another long time MLP fan. She's now deceased. I had my time in the sun. I don't know what others want in companionship, I just hope the rest of you fgts have the same happiness I had.
>>42902580>She's now deceased.Fantastic. The only good woman is a dead woman.
>>42902467>I went into this thread knowing just what it would be and now I'm bitching about itAre you retarded by chance?
>>42902650>ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hey chuddy can you like, just let us talk about 3d holes in this thread that's asking about MAREfriends?No fuck off
>>42902607I still love you, Anon, even if you find it hard to love yourself.
>>42902692Well I hate you faggot. Normalfags like you make me sick, and I love seeing them suffer.
>>42902713Still love you!
>>42902437>Or elseI'm going to pound her pink winking alicorn pussy so fucking hard. The whole castle will hear.
>>42902580I hope you're doing okay over there bud.
>>42902580Jesus, man. I hope you're alright. That sounds like a wonderful thing to lose.
>>42902663Reddit is the other direction tourist.
>>42902843>wanting pony threads to be about ponies is considered reddit nowlmao okay retard
>>42902849Talking like a faggot is reddit and you talk like a faggot.
>>42902855You sure seem to know a lot about reddit.
>>42902580Hope everything is going well for you man.
>>42902580
>>42902861>>42902841>>42902964I'm good. Thanks, Anons. I'm in a good place. It was, indeed, a wonderful thing. And I'm glad I had it. Which is why I wish that happiness on others.
>>42902988I'd like to be happy but it just seems more and more impossible as time goes on.
>>42902467I wasn’t going to say anything about my girlfriend but seeing you’re still seething about it even when I’m not here, I just want to remind you of my current situation. Good day anon.
>>42903015not him but kys for being a braggart faggot
>>42903015>I would never ever ever make an offtopic blogpost about my hole I promise
>>42903018Coming from you, that’s fair. Please know I did not mean that to offend you, but specially said it to offend Shadow The Edgehog there.
>>42903020You celebrated an anons dead wife. That’s just sad. You spend so much time being angry and edgy. No mare would want that level of hate in their life. Best of luck to you, Anon.
>tfw already have a mare friendI just need to get mare-ied at Mare Fair
>>42903026>You celebrated a normalfag's dead wife.Yes, and? I don't feel empathy towards normalfags, just like they wouldn't feel empathy towards me if I decided to blogpost about my problems.>No mare would wantThey can't want anything. They're fictional characters.
