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>Scoots is really sad today. Santa Clause promised he would grant her one wish, and she was good all year round to prepare for it. All she wanted to do was be granted the gift of flight, but he couldn’t even do that for her. Why? Tell me why your “jolly Saint Nick” couldn’t help a struggling filly realize her dreams? Do the promises and wishes of innocent boys and girls mean nothing to him?
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>>42903864
>...
᠏>rape
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>>42903864
santa clause granted her one slide thread
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>>42903864
You guys have real magic like the ability to teleport, change the molecular structure of organic and inorganic matter, time-travel and a chaos monster who can snap his fingers and make whatever he thinks come into existence. And yet none of you can fix Scootaloos inability to fly? Some fucking friends.
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>>42903903
At the very minimum she should've gotten to mess around with that glider Rainbow Dash let Apple Bloom use.
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>>42903903
Pain and suffering builds character, that's why chickun is the best MLP character
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>>42903914
worst*
ftfy
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>>42903910
That flying contraption didn't even work, the Wright Brothers on crack wouldn't have come up with something so inept. Dash literally committed child endangerment by giving Bloom a flying device that does not work.
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>>42903903
you cant affect the inner-magic of another pony
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>>42904118
The fact that Starlight can switch Cutie Marks, or Twilight did it in MMC or that Tirek can just outright absorb and use the magic of everything in Equestria disproves that.
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>>42903903
I dunno man. We can make super complex and compact micro chips, send shit to space and bring it back, and harness the atom for energy (by boiling water lul), but retards still can't figure out soientifically if certain diets are going to make you untermensch or not.
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>>42903864
Okay, granted!
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>>42903903
People get mad when I bring up that they could give Twilight (a unicorn) functional wings but can't help an actual pegasus fly.
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>>42904717
I noticed from a fandom perspective, people HATE when the internal logic of the show's setting and worldbuilding is put under scrutiny. Everyone's fine quoting every other character but its poking a hornet's nest when you try to question the logic of things introduced in episodes and how they tie into or help improve the setting. Sunfags for example hate the idea of Celestia explaining her past or having more of a personality, because it conflicts with her very one-note personality. Others just take things like the existence of Tartarus or other locales at face value, not questioning how or why they exist.
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Scooty needs her own sentient cloud that she can ride.
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Dash YOU'RE her cartetaker, why didn't you buy her like, wing floaties or artificial wings?
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>>42905205
>wing floaties
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>It's important for disabled children to know that it's okay to be disabled!
>But also that there is no way, ever, ever, in any situation or any reality, where they can get help to make their quality of life slightly better via healthcare
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>>42905254
She has united healthcare and they denied her claim.
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>>42905272
>There are actually mobility aids and treatment for flightless pegasi
>Scootaloos shitty parents just never got her checked out and helped
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>>42905189
I don't think it'd even need to be sentient, she could just sit down on one and buzz it around if it's small enough. That would be really cute, it should've happened.



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