>"Oh, Anonymous!">"You're in here having intercourse with this guardsmare and... not... me instead...?">"No no! Perfectly fine! Nothing wrong with that at all! I understand.">"I'll just let you two get back to it.">"If you need anything I'll just be in my bedchambers...">"...Alone..."
>>42906987Relax, sunbutt, this is just my fluffer.
>>42907005Anon you're not recording pornography, just have sex with the pretty princess.
>>42907008I’m a Luna fan, need to get jump started if I’m with Celestia Who a I kidding I’d do Granny Smith if it was the only pony I was given the option to fuck.
>>42906987Cadance put *plap* a spell on me because she ships *plap* me with this guardsmare *plap*. You have to *plap* help me Princess.
>>42907005>"It's quite alright Anonymous, I understand...">"Yabba...*sniff* dabba... do..."
>>42907088Look, we can make this work, your Highness. Have your sister at least watch from the corner and I’ll…I dunno, suck your horn.
You can't lose what you freely give.
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>>42906987I would never cheat on you with a guardsmare celly
>>42906987>cuck thread
