This is Trixie. She is my WAIFU. I don't have a 3dp "girlfriend", and I don't need one. I have a WAIFU. Their isn't a single two legged creature that can come close to a pony, let alone my WAIFU. If you don't understand the logic behind this then you don't deserve your "waifu".
More like Dumsie.
>>42907202Unfortunately the opposite is the common consensus around here.
>>42907202I saw Trixie walking around on two legs the other day
>>42907246Well yes, but she has four of them.
I booped your waifu
>>42907320That's not a boop, that's a snoot wiggle.
>>42907202Wise choice my friend
>>42907410Why the hell is she touching her own butt? Is she a butt toucher?
>>42907410Thanks Trixiebro
>>42907422Yes, so you're better watching your ass
>>42907471I'm sitting down right now, she has no shot.
>>42907477Sitting down on...what?
>>42907202Hm....Odd i dont remember making this thread
>>42907202u guise are so gay... my cock is called trixie and appeareantly my cock is ur "geerrrlfriend"... lmao you guys are smootching my cock and wanting to sleep with my cock lol
>>42907485Well yes, it appears you fantasize about a two-legged creature. It makes logical sense that you would not be the OP.
>>42907477Never underestimate the great powerful Trixie
>>42907546The Great and Powerful Trixie could perhaps fool me into sitting on her, but that would be just silly. And Trixie's clearly not silly.
>>42907548Don't you dare sitting on the great powerful Trixie. Trixie is not a chair.
>>42907565Well then she's not touching my butt.
She is indeed a but toucher
>>42907960Is Twilight jealous?
>>42907202I agree. It's as if it were written by me. This is the only good thread on the board right now. I
>>42907971>I amThere are other options for twig and tixie
>>42908153Why is her horn bonering?
>>42908263There's a certain category of fandom artist that always draws curved horns. I have no clue why.
>>42908289Traditional unicorns and maybe an style choose.
>>42908347>Cloven HoofThat's more of a deer than pone by that point.
>>42908362Unicorns are closer to goats than to horses anyway
>>42908377I mean kinda, if you consider 'closely related' and 'earliest depictions' to mean the same thing.This monstrosity may be a unicorn, but it is not a pony and is as such not recognised by me personally.
>>42907202Based marecock lover
>>42908681What if I told you that there used to be actual, real unicorns on this world?>>42908697Don't start, there's already like two Trixie threads with the same discussion and is getting repetitive.
>>42909371>What if I told you that there used to be actual, real unicorns on this world?
>>42909371>Hairy slav rhinosWe can get real abstract about this if you want to consider any single horned creature as a unicorn.
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>>42907202Damn I wish I had a waifu
>>42911210The day may come. One day, you may wake up and realize that you love a pony.
