>Celestia, Cadance and Luna summon you into a room and each squeeze a glass of milk into a cup from their teats>they tell you to give your 100%, honest, impartial opinion on which alicorn's milk tastes the bestWell?
Hard to say...I believe I'd be able to make a more informed assessment straight from the tap.
>>42911687Luna is out because because her teat B.O. would taint her milk with the flavor of old mildewy dishrags. So it's a tossup between the citrus flavored sunny D of Celestia, and the extra-sweet-extra-creamy flavor of Cadance from all those foal-making hormones. In the end I'd probably go with Cadance because the citrus flavor will prematurely cuddle Celestia's crotch cream.
Sorry, I've tried warm milk and I really dislike it, I don't think I'm suitable for this.
>>42911687Well, to be totally honest, I need to taste ALL the Alicorn milk, don't you think? Let's find that bookworm and hope it taste like lavender and not turpantine.
>>42911804How about an alicorn milk suicide?
>>42911687The last time this happened Troy got razed, I drink and never tell.
>>42911687Hard question, am I allowed to try and make yogurt / cheese out of it? And maybe see which one makes the best ice cream too?I feel it'd be easier to judge which is better suited for any purpose. Win win since that way they don't argue over which is best but know each is best at one particular purpose.
>>42911687>CelestiaHas overtones of honey and citrus. Has an energizing effect on you, like black or green tea.>LunaCreamy blueberry and vanilla overtones. Has a calming effect on you, like chamomile or valarian root.>CadenceHints of cherry and strawberry cream. Has the effect making you feel a bit optimistic and lovey-dovey.How can I choose which is the best? They are all good, but different. I would like different milks in different situations.
>>42911819What!?No.You mean by sugar overdose?Offering a surprise "from the tap test" and being disintegrated by magic?Or just kicked so hard your head is now part of the floor?>>42912350Great, now I want to make these to test it...
>>42911687Need mommy milk
>>42911687I already get all the milk I need from Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie.
>>42911804>I need to taste ALL the Alicorn milk, don't you think? You fool, you don't know what you signed up for!
>>42912676A suicide is where you mix everything together in one drink.
>>42912695She can't produce milk yet
Anon no, they'll start a war with Troy if you answer
>>42912683Based
>>42913047>8 SCOOPS
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>>42913047actually smart, helps to keep her afloat when the pet sitting business is slow
>>42913103>Rich PianoKek
>>42911798>citrus flavored sunny DSold. That shit is liquid crack and I love it to death.
>>42913121bugs are not alicorns I'm still gonna suck her bug teats thougheverbeit
>>42912204We could even combine the flavors, here's some Candy-Lulu yogurt
>celestia, why is this milk clear?>"oh dont worry anon, just drink it allready">A bitter, lemon like taste fills your mouth as you take a sip>celestia holds her hoof in front of her face, stiffiling a laugh.>oh anon, that wasn't my milk. It was my urine!What do you do?
>>42913392IT WAS HER MARECOCK CUM?! WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT GAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>42913392I try to guilt trip her into drinking my piss for fairness
>>42913392Do you have vodka?I have an intuition for a cocktail.
>>42911687>I sit there for a moment, looking between the three of them with a bewildered and unnerved expression on my face>I release a deep sigh of disappointment and look away, shaking my head>I slowly pull a book out from my coat pocket>I push it across the table>It’s the Bible“I think all three of you should take some time to read this.”>I stand up and straighten my clothes>I look at them one last time and give them a firm nod“You have a good rest of your day, and God bless.”>I move towards the door>Open it>Leave
>>42913719>doesn't even take the opportunity to give Luna's B.O. teats a single sniff.What a cuck.
>>42913392>”Please m’am may I have some more?
>>42913719holy based
>>42911687How about I just slam all 3 of them and say I couldn't decide and that I need another sample of each
>>42913121that stuff's gonna be THICK and GOOEY
>>42913392This is the real scenario. It's okay to drink a little bit of mare piss during sex. It happens.But the mare milk is for your foals.In any event, Celestia in all fields.>>42913394kek Owned gayboi
>>42913856Don't queen bugs secrete royal jelly? Doesn't that also put you under the thrall of the queen too? I feel liek if you eat Chrysalis' royal jelly you'll end up as her love drone forever.
