>Be dadacorn anon
>Living with your daughters in their castle
>You wanted to live in your medieval peasant shack but nooo
>You are currently bumming around outside when a buff looking centaur approaches you
>Centaurs are a thing here
>Neat
"Hey there, how can I help you?"
>"That's a mighty large amount of magic you have there..."
>You don't like the way he said that line
>The centaur opens his mouth and you get lifted into the air
"Whoa hey at least pay me first!"
>You feel your magic start getting drained
>You send a message spell to your girls to get the mcguffin gemeralds
>Time to do what you do best
>Be a nuisance and buy time
"Ooooh yeah you filthy slut keep sucking daddy~"
>"What?"
>That got him to stop
"Oh you dirty tease, sucking me like that and stopping? Naughty boy!"
>"I don't..."
"Hey you were the one moaning about how /huge/ my /magic/ was, you don't get to whine about what I say when you're sucking me off!"
>"I'm feeling really uncomfortable here..."
"Oh look at me I'm the big gay centaur who sucks stallions off without even saying my name! FAG!"
>"ENOUGH! I AM TIREK, ALL THE MAGIC OF EQUESTRIA IS MINE TO CLAIM AND I WILL BOT BE HUMILIATED LIKE THIS!"
"Fag."
>"SHUT UP AND GIVE ME YOUR MAGIC!"

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>>42901746
>no christmassy anonstallion art
Wow, the tags really are pretty barren. Well, I made this for the puzzle anons, and it does feature Puzzle Pony Anonstallion, does that count? Congrats on another thread too.

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>I've never had a visitor up here before, or seen anything else that could talk either really.
>I hope the 'tea' I grew is okay for her she seems a bit emotional.
>Hopefully its not something I said.
>She's massive, is she a giant or just a freak with gigantism? Don't ask that it might upset her further.
>I hope she doesn't rape me.
>I like her hair.
>Not sure who Twilight is but sounds like she has issues
>Please don't present me with a golden ring and tell me to keep it secret and safe.

>>42912822
You got a real charming style there anon, the puzzle thread's lucky to have you.

>>42912902
This picture says so much, I love it! Celestia seriously looks like she's on the verge of a breakdown there, and Anon is just waiting for the other (horse)shoe to drop.

>>42912822
Bless you drawnon, it is incredibly comfy.

>>42912902
Very well done I can feel the scene and nice touch on what I believe is the massive skull outside the window, though that could also be my imagination either way great job!

>>42912902
i like how she accidentally carved a fissure into the low ceiling with her bigass horn

>>42912902
>His tea is awful but he grew it all by himself and made these little cakes!
>How long has he been up here by that awful sight?
>How did he build an entire burrow-home up here?
>My back hurts
>and my neck
>I must resist the urge to snatch him up and hold him like a stuffed bear
>I have no idea how to handle this, I'm a stranger to him now if I make him come home with me It'll be like foalnapping
>He looks so much like him but he can't be the same pony surely?

>>42912902
AAAAA, cute drawing, Anon! I cannot stop looking at it
The small Anoncorn really caught my attention the most from it all, dunno why

>>42912902
>I hope she doesn't rape me.
you can't rape the willing

>>42912902
>I hope she doesn't rape me.
That escalated quickly.

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>>42912563
This guy was a human before Celestia bit him. If you get bit by a pony and you can't find an antidote in time you'll turn into one, that's how they spread the infection.

>>42912587
kek

>>42913921
you want this thread >>42866966

>>42914163
the one time where linking to the ptfg thread is appropriate kek

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>>42912902
>Please don't present me with a golden ring and tell me to keep it secret and safe.

palpatine anon

Anons are always so sedentary, where are the wanderlust and adventurer anonstallions?

>>42914614
Simple but comfy.

>>42914871
Depends on my situation. I'd probably be really tempted to just settle down if I was an Earth Pony living in modern Equestria. The loss of my hands and the usual creature comforts I grew up with being mostly available to me would just make it really hard to walk away from.

Now if I was born a Pegasus or a Unicorn, and if I was born in a time where adventuring and danger were more common, I'd absolutely go questing. Learn to turn the weather into my personal tool-kit or learn magic like a DnD wizard as I travel and explore the world.
That said, learning to properly use your Earth Pony body, and even figuring out the advantages in it, as you adventure through Equestria would make for a really cool green.

now give him the alicorn amulet and let him conquer.

>>42912902
>Anon sips his tea
>The Giant Horse does as well
>"S-so. Do you... still enjoy stories?"
"Sure."
>'Still'?
>Has she been watching you?
>Creepy ass horse.

>>42914999
I imagine Anon being asked by random ponies,
> are you really friends with Princess Celestia? what's she like?

and with a cheeky smile, he would answer:
> Oh, I don't wanna ruin her public image, so I'll refrain from disclosing such personal secrets.

>>42915233
>Cadance licks Anon's horn
>She whickers playfully, pressing herself against him just that little more
>"Hi Anon~"
>Anon is desperately hoping Shining Armor is nowhere nearby

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>>42915273
heres another one. I couldnt figure out twilight's perspective sorry

>>42914806
"The dark side of magic is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unfriendship."
>"Is it possible to learn this power?
"Not from a Princess."

>>42915295
I'm afraid, in your anger you lost her friendship.

>>42915233
>>42915284
SO CUTE! I wish princess candy ass would dom me like that!

>be dadacorn anon
>currently living in a frozen wasteland where NO PONIES WILL FOLLOW YOU
>You're so sick and tired of ponies following you to your new homes and setting up towns around you
>This desolate ice desert will be your new home for hopefully a while

>It's been a year
>You settled in the middle of the crystal empire
>You went out one night to get firewood
>when you came back your home was mulched under a crystal palace
>and there's a whole city's worth of depressed ponies bothering you now
>this hopefully can't get any more annoying

>{spoiler]candy ass gets the urge to bother a DILF[/spoiler]

>natureanon comes back into horse reality in the same area and time as candy ass was found when she was still just a pegasus
anon now has a stalker :)

>>42915273
Is this Anon's equivalent of getting rotated like a shark?

I'm back

Chapter 3: Metastasis

---------------

>Don't be fooled by the bright blue sky, or the birds chirping happily in the trees nearby
>Or even the afternoon breeze, gently blowing away the aroma of flowers, wet dirt, and nature
>There isn't a single thing making Anon smile on this day
>Back on Earth, he was the biggest procrastinator you'd ever met
>Guy would leave all of those unfinished tasks for later if it meant getting to relax for ''just another 15 minutes''
>Lately, procrastination has been bitting him in the ass
>Yesterday, the Allicorn Amulet? Gone
>Angel? Mysteriously goes missing
>And now, not only is there another one like him around
>Not only did he let him get away
>Not only did he traumatize Angel for life
>Now it turns out theres a thief?
>And its not Trixie?!
>Oh, and Rainbow Dash is onto him
>Although, he already checked above him several times while he made that little walk across the forest
>No blue spandex rainbow girl on sight
>Still, this was the day he would catch up
>The trap has been set
>The bait
>The switch
>The area
>The assist
>Everything
>All of the important characters have been dealt with accordingly, one way or the other
>Discord? Luna? Celestia? Won't be bothering him
>Sure, blue cunt is on his ass, but the rest of the mane 6 are too distracted to suspect
>And the other Anon? Probably fell on his way down the waterfall
>All according to keikaku
>Well, actually, he should verify what happened to him after this is done for
>For now all that's left is-hey was there something up there?
>...
>After watching deeply into the skies above, he sees a swarm of swans, catching up to their leader
>He sighs in relief
>Returning his sights onto the trail upfront, he spots two familiar looking ponies in the distance
>A blue unicorn mare, with a silver mane, hidden under a magicians hat
>And...her
>There wasn't a single pony Anon hated the most
>In fact, she was the reason he stopped watching the show
>Just thinking about it made his blood boil
>The hatred he had made him dissociate, enough to make him forget he had slowly gotten closer to the duo
>''Oh! I'm thinking about a new magic trick!''
>''...do tell''
>''No ideas yet, but there'll be fireworks involved, and, and-oh hey!''
>Trixie makes eyecontact with Anon, which in turn, makes him nod upward
>''Your Highness'', he said while gently bowing his head
>Trixie just smirked at him
>This gesture, however, got the attention of the one pink unicorn with a swirled purple mane he hated the most
>''Oh hey Anon''
>Even her voice was repulsive
>''So'', he said, ''any news on where the Cutie Map might be?''
>''Well, we saw some form of star fly through the sky and...'', she points with her head towards the trail
>Which is now, the outskirts of the Everfree Forest
>An ominous bright blue hue could be seen, emanating from within
>Anon raises an eyebrow, pretending to be surprised

>>42916618
>He turns to Trixie, who has found temporary refuge on Starlight's hooves
>''Are-are you sure you wanna go there?''
>Starlight looks down on her, visibly worried. ''Well, this is where the trail leads...''.
>She even put her hoof on Trixie's head, gently reassuring her
>Why does it have to come from her, of all ponies?
>His mask comes right back on, faking a worried look on his face
>''Well, there's only one way to find out'', he said, leading the path ahead
>Starlight just glared at him
>He'd love it if this was the last time she stared at someone
>Keep it together man, just a little longer
>Starlight eventually stepped forward
>Trixie, reluctantly, followed after her
>All he needs to do, is lead her into the trap
>The trap for Starlight, the trap specifically chosen to get rid of Starlight, Starlight's trap
>Where the brambles are thickest, there you will find
>A pond beyond the most twisted of vines...
>''Wait a minute...!''. Starlight's objection made Anon's heart skip a beat
>He slowly, turns around
>Trixie has found refuge behind the conveniently-pony-shaped trunk of an old tree
>''W-what is it?!?!?!''. Anon could see the individual exclamation points coming from her voice
>''It's OK'', Starlight intervened. ''I know exactly where we're going! Come on guys!''
>As Starlight excitedly leads the way, Anon has no choice but to be delegated from squad leader to squad member
>CRACK
>The noise of a sudden, tree branch, cracking is enough to make Trixie run to her unicorn best-friend
>Anon looks behind him
>He's either being too paranoid
>Or there's something else in this forest, watching over him
>Whatever the case is, he can't turn back now

---------------

>Well Anon, the day is still early
>The plan's simple right? Find Unicorn Anon, jump on his ass
>???
>And then profit!
>The idea is that, if you two come out into the public's view, that'll draw the attention of the big autist himself
>He'll turn you into dust and then claim it was some bullshit from...some pony else
>Therefore, if you two find a way to restrain him and bring him to justice, then you may have a chance at fixing this world, bit by bit
>Or atleast, that's her plan
>The specific details about what went wrong previously is still a mystery, but you're willing to leave it for later
>Act first, ask questions last, right?
>Both of you have finally exited the cave, avoiding the magnificent waterfall on the entrance
>Anon Mare then stops, raises her hoof, and looks around
>Without saying a single word, she takes to the skies, and quickly flies around
>SWOOM
>SWOOM
>She stops three feet in front of you, before slowly making her descent
>''The coast is clear''
''Wow, you're pretty fast.''. Your blank stare of amazement is enough to make her blush, even if just a little
>She tries her best to hide that blush by shrugging it off
>She then extends her arms toward you
>Wait what?
>''Come on Anon, you didn't think we'd have to climb the whole thing, did ya?''
>You totally did

>>42916625
>Just as you're about to extend your arm, you see a bunch of horizontal rocks, that go on a zig zag motion, all the way to the top of the waterfall
>''Have it your way''. She follows you, unexcitedly, without breaking flight
>Jumping into the first step on your way up, you realize, you're quite good at jumping!
>You're accomplishing several jumps that are three times your height with ease
>Anon Mare, on the other hand, ascends at your rythm
>She just stares at you
>''So, should I keep calling you Anon? I know you're not gonna tell me your name, but...''
>Pretty good question
''Just don't call me anything stupid''
>''Well, I was thinking, your coat is a little more intense than mine. Like'', she scratches her head, ''a little more citrus-y?''
>Another jump done, another chance to reply
''You mean, like a lime?''
>She goes up to your face, again. This time, in an excitedly manner
>''Yeah dude! I think I'm gonna call you Lime from now on!''
>You think about it while you un-scrunch your face
''That doesn't sound too bad. Sure!''
>She flutters back, keeping her distance once more
>''Very well. You are now Lime, in Equestria!''
>Another jump succesfully landed, although you came too close to the edge
''Lime in Equestria? Sounds like an awful name for a greentext story''
>Her smile fades away. ''A really shitty greentext story''
>You make the last jump, now reaching some well-placed vines
''Well'', you say while crawling up, ''its one thing to read those things, and another thing to-''
>She gets a little impatient, and uses her head to lift your butt
>Immediately, you find yourself at the top of the cliff
''Another thing to experience it yourself''
>''Yeah'', she sights, descending to your side. ''I've always wanted to, y'know, have a tea party with the girls, or see Zecora's potions, or...y'know, marry a handsome stallion one day''
>You look her dead in the eyes
''Stallion?''
>She looks offended that you even remarked it in the first place. ''You know I'm a girl, right? Like, outside?''
''Like, a trans girl, or-?''
>She glares at you with the dissapointed look of a mom who just found out her daughter banged her highschool teacher
''Got it''. You feel spaghetti on your hooves
>She aproaches you, and pats you in the head lightly
>''Good boy''. As she passes by you, you notice the castle isn't too far away
>You instinctively crack your neck
''No time for games now, let's move it!''
>And then, without a headstart, you start trotting as fast as you can
>Anon Mare follows after you, flying at your pace
>Hey, you should probably think of a name for her

---------------

>Sight, well done Anon.
>The three of them made it to the Mirror Pool
>As a manner of fact, the blue glow seems to have fainted out a little, but the source indicates that it came directly from the pool
>Starlight and Trixie look puzzled, confused at eachother
>From the other side of the pool, Anon looks around him one more time
>They're both distracted!

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>>42916628
>With a sigh of relief, Anon beggins to gather the magic of his surroundings...
>Meanwhile, Trixie stares a little too close into the pool, her eyeball barely grazing the water
>''Well, if I do end up in need of an assistant...''
>Starlight grabs her by the torso and picks her up
>''I don't think that will be necessary!'', she nervously chuckles. ''Still, why is the mirror pool glowing so much? I don't underst-''
>''WATCH OUT!'', Trixie managed to yell at the last second the moment she saw Anon's horn glow a menacing green shade of magic
>It all happened too fast
>But all Anon could see, was the trail of a rainbow, moving Starlight out of the way of his magic spell
>It happened in the blink of an eye
>SWOOSH
>...
>POOF!
>Trixie didn't get so lucky. She had now been encased inside a purple crystal
>Anon's pupils shrunk when the dust cleared, as he realized the scene unfolding right before him
>Rainbow Dash was now staring him down, with her back arched, bloodshot eyes, and her ears folded back
>''I KNEW YOU WERE BEHIND THIS! I'M GIVING YOU ONE LAST CHANCE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF!''
>Starlight only looked at Trixie, extending her hoof to hers, connecting with eachother even through the crystal glass
>Although, Trixie's hilarious expression of terror is making it hard for Anon to take it seriously
>''This doesn't concern you Rainbow, move out of the way!''
>Rainbow Dash hasn't blinked in a while now
>She has only scoffed, and frowned her eyes even further
>Starlight, unfortunately, has now directed her attention to Anon, mimicking the same expression Rainbow Dash has
>''God fucking dammit'', Anon whispered
>Starlight takes a step forward, raising her face
>Rainbow Dash has not moved a muscle beyond her breathing
>But Anon? He's petrified
>That's when it hits him! The solution!
>He swings his head into the ground, gathering as much magic as he can
>Rainbow Dash doesn't hessitate and zooms into him
>Starlight moves on front of Trixie, whilst gently twisting her head into the ground
>But its too late
>Anon casts a blinding light, while jumping high into the air!
>''And solemnly sweared not to be sca-''
>SPLASH
>Rainbow Dash missed him totally, nearly crashing into the wall of the cave
>Starlight's horn glows with intensity
>But Anon, is nowhere to be seen
>Until the water finally starts clearing
>And now, two Anon's emerge from the pond
>And simultaneously, they finish the poem
>''At the prospect of being doubly mared!''
>Immediately, both of them rise from the mirror pond
>Anon 2 stares at Rainbow Dash, grinning with glee
>But Anon 1 has shifted his focus to Starlight
>''And now it's an even fight''

Happy New Year! Sorry for the delay, I've been working through the holidays 24/7. How have you guys been?

>>42916638
Happy new year, friend.

>>42916638
I dont think ive read this, do you have a paste in i can look through?

>>42916638
Now the evil Anon can get blasted twice. Although I'd think a head on fight with Starlight would be pretty bad for him even if his clone managed to take out Rainbow

the consensus that male alicorns should have dragon ball hair has made me realise ponies really do just have saiyan ass transformations.
base, pseudo-alicorn like sunny, alicorn, whatever level luna and celestia are on, sparkly/rainbow form they used against tirek, ultra-empowered alicorn when twilight got the other 3's power, chaos-empowered as seen with pinkie & cosy. god damnit

>>42917409
S3 Twilight and Cadance are Super Saiyan.
Finale Twilight, Luna, and Celestia are Full Power Super Saiyan (Or Stage 4, if that's more recognizable)
Rainbow Forms are Super Saiyan 2
Twilight jumps all the way to Super Saiyan 4 when she eats the other Alicorn's magic
Cozy's Alicorn form is a Non-God Ki equivalent of Super Saiyan Rosé
Pinkie's brief Chaos Empowerment is similar to that bullshit False Super Saiyan from the Lord Slug movie
I physically feel more autistic typing all that out

>Grogar lets put a frustrated snort
>He had gone far too long without his bell
>For uncountable years he has been gathering his strength, what should have been an ocean of power at his demand reduced to a mere trickle he could barely gather
>As the Father of Monsters he can create monsters to do his bidding
>But this time Grogar considers taking a more subtle approach
>Twenty years ago he had started creating a new monster, slowly feeding the gestating soul over the years
>That was another source of frustration
>He should be able to create something like this in an instant, but without his bell...
>The soul of his latest creation is currently in a simulacrum to stabilize its mind, it will be more stable but frustratingly more independent than what he would rather have
>He can feel it
>His latest servant is nearing completion, and he will have his bell!

>Be anon
>Go to bed in your shitty run down apartment
>Wake up as a horse with a horn and wings the next day
>Damn that's a big goat

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>>42917451
Now watch how Anon turns against Grogar at the very first instance.

Celestia's plan for her baby-brother who is definitely going to come back the same age he monsterised as.

>If he returns before rainboom make him marry Sunset
>If he returns after the rainboom make him marry Twilight
>If he returns after Twilight's ascension gift him to Twilight as a fiancé
>If he returns after our retirement make him marry Flurry heart
>If he returns later than that keep him at home with me and Lulu
Only male alicorn is a useful piece to play on the board afterall
>Keep him away from chrysalis and cozy glow at all costs.

>>42917053
Not that anon but their ponepaste is here https://ponepaste.org/11509
>>42916638
Glad to see you back writechad! With love, from Anonmare Thread.

>>42915284
NOOOO THE TIMELINE IT'S BROKED NOW

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>>42917656
what have you done

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>>42917656
i drew that a bit back

>>42917589
>anon tries to go against grogar
>something like https://youtu.be/WOCntkuIXds?si=A4OU3H3vXVdDYmS3 happens

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>>42876785
>>42882446

[x] Observe (Guaranteed, 100%, d20, roll over 0, result: 5, success)

>You didn’t really know what was going on and why you were seeing what you were seeing.
>Watching for a while would bring more clarity.

>”If visiting and changing dreams was the extent of it, everything would be fine. But…”
>Current Celestia’s voice trailed off and left the silence hanging heavy.
>She looked tired.
>”I do not know and dare not ask if she herself knows the true extent of her abilities.”
>Click.
>The scene turned into a nauseating swirl of colors and noises.
>You planted your rear on the void that passed for a floor, squeezed your eyelids shut, and covered your mouth with a hoof to keep yourself from puking.
>Silence and the scent of fresh grass followed.

>”She wasn’t always sick, of course.”
>The wind tickled your ears.
>It was a touch chilly, but warm enough with the sun heating your fur.
>A multitude of adult voices talked about something unknowable in the distance, interrupted by small birds chirping overhead.
>You dared to take a peek and found yourself sitting in a small park surrounded by quaint country homes – though large ones, suited for ponies of enormous size, like Celestia.
>In the middle of the park were two fillies, the royal sisters, perhaps a year or so older than in the previous scene.
>The elder sibling had a ball.
>She shifted it from one hoof to another until she punted it off towards the edge of the grass.
>Luna chased after it.
>The younger sister’s horn lit up just before she caught up to the ball and made it shoot back towards Celestia.
>She leaped up into the air with a flap of her wings and snagged it between her front hooves.
>Her lips spread into a wide grin as she let out a chuckle.
>”Oh, you’re on!”
>Both her horn and the ball lit up with a gentle golden glow.

>>42918093

>”But, it was not to last.”
>Present Celestia’s voice was quiet and melancholic.
>A sudden darkness fell over the scene ahead.
>”Our tribe attracted quiet a bit of attention. Some of it was good.”
>”Come on now, girls. You have to keep up with practice and studying to reach your full potential.”
>An old male voice spoke out from the darkness.
>A gray unicorn with a long white beard, a pointed hat, and a starry cape trotted out, tailed by the sisters.
>”We… did not appreciate his teachings as much as we should have.”
>A touch of softness crept into the Princess’ voice.
>”Write an essay again? We did that last week, and the one before!”
>Luna complained as darkness took over again.

>”Most was not.”
>A faint hint of smoke hung in the air.
>Hushed voices and hurried hoofsteps carried from somewhere outside.
>”Girls! You have to hide.”
>A voice you hadn’t heard yet.
>A very tense female one.
>Blurry flashes of rushing out of the house and into the night followed, until the distinct sound of a heavy wooden door slamming shut marked the end.

>”Some ponies of the other tribes felt like we were a threat to their ambitions.”
>The air was damp and had the smell of earth to it.
>It was still dark, but you could see the sisters in a tiny space full of shelves packed with sacks, jars, and bottles.
>A root cellar.
>”Whassgoin on?”
>Luna, now a lanky teenager, was so bleary eyed she could hardly look straight.
>”Another attack.”
>Celestia kept her voice down as her ears swiveled all around.
>”Blegh. Is it the pegasus commander again? Can’t we just blast him out of the sky and be done with it?”
>The elder sister rolled her eyes and let out a sigh.
>”Remember what Starswirl said. We’re supposed to unite the tribes and bring peace and har-”
>She was cut off by shouting and metal clanging on metal followed by cries of pain.
>The siblings fell silent as their ears perked up.
>”That’s not the commander.”

>>42918097

>”The pegasi had demanded my hoof in marriage to take over our tribe, but their commander never carried through with his threats – or even implied he would.”
>The clangs of forged steel, that of blades on shields and armor, got louder.
>As did the cries and shouting.
>The siblings shuffled back, squeezing between the lumpy sacks of onions and potatoes.
>A shriek of agony got cut short by a zap of magic and an earthshaking boom.
>Celestia wiggled deeper behind the sacks.
>Luna stood stock still, staring at the door.
>”They’re fighting. I can’t let them do that.”
>Her voice was cold.
>”Luna?”
>The younger sister’s hooves thumped on the stone floor as she strode to the door.
>”I’ll make them stop.”

>”Maybe I should have stopped her. But, that would probably just have delayed the inevitable by some months or years.”
>Luna stood by the door for a moment as another blast of magic shook the cellar.
>She set a hoof on the solid wood, drew a deep breath, and gave a push.
>Crackle of flames and warm orange light filled the tiny space as the door swung open.
>”Hey there’s some young one hiding over here!”
>A male voice shouted out, the source unseen.
>”You are not being very nice. Could you leave?”
>Silence.
>”Young lady, I don’t think you understand the position you are in.”
>The male voice was much closer this time.
>”Fine.”
>Her voice was just a whisper, but perfectly clear.
>”I’ll give you what you want.”
>She raised a hoof and drew a line in the air.
>A gash of pure whiteness followed her hoof.
>Three other strokes followed the first, creating a floating rectangle of paranormality.
>”Very nice, little one. Now come out he- What’s that?”

>”At that point, I’d figured what she was doing. I couldn’t bear to watch.”
>The scene went dark once again.
>That only made it worse as you heard a loud thump followed by a quiet hiss.
>”Whatever you’re doing, make it stop or I’ll s-”
>The male voice got cut out by a wet crunch.
>It was followed by some things splattering on the ground.
>And a weird roar that dampened out all other sounds.

>A few minutes passed in the weird unnatural silence before a hint of light returned.
>Luna sat in front of the open door, stock still and looking down at the floor in front of her.
>Her eyes were glazed over.
>She had a streak of something red running across her face.
>The tear in front of her glowed with a faint silvery white light.

[] Pat the moon princess. [High]
[] Go outside and see how bad it is. [Moderate]
[] Go through the tear. [High]
[] Request the aid of current Celestia; how? (Moderate; can be increased with custom choice)

https://ponepaste.org/8634

Holidays were busier than I thought so I didn't really have time to write, but here you finally go.

>>42918101
Pat the moon princess

>>42917672
why deny a mare her happily ever after? for the sake of a shitty haberverse timeline? fuck that noise.

>>42917669
Somehow worse, a real shitposter in the making, complete daddy's filly.

Happy new year anonstallions.

Happy new year /stallion/s

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>>42918400
>>42918402
it's only 9pm here on the east coast.

>>42918653
I know she's supposed to have a double-chin here but all I see is a simpsons mouth

>>42918664
>Hey Homah

>>42918653
Greetings from the future.

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can /ourstallion/ tame ranbow dash?

>>42918856
Yes he can do it make love to the rainbow mare rainbow dash.

Lets break the timeline even further
Which anonstallion would break the FiM timeline by getting with Cadence before she and SA got together?

>>42919141
I would have to place my chances with colt anon getting with teen cadance.

>>42919146
Coltanon is VERY mature for his age

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this smug whorse is going to cuck cadence by getting with anon before she can

>>42919141
Moonanon? He's the anon with the most amount of potential antagonistic influence on the plot.
Like a kinda Harley Quinn and Joker, Candace thinks she can fix him, ends up making it worse for the two of them.

Alternatively, Beauty and The Beast.

>>42919159
>>42919235
>Cadance and Twilight butting heads over the cute green colt in Twilight's class
>"I saw him first!"
>"He's MY age!"
>Anon's too busy stressing over his grades to realize the danger he's in

>>42919246
One filly twilight sparkle and one teen mare cadance fighting over coltanon love and affection that would be quite the story to watch.

>>42916638
I'm looking forward to more, the pics are really cute.

>>42919246
>Be Anoncolt
>Have big alicorn tests coming up in school
>Can't focus due to one of your classmates arguing with her foalsitter over "who gets the cute green colt"
>Grades start to slip
>Disappointed teachers
>Disappointed castle servants
>Worst of all, disappointed sunbutt mommy
>Get so sick and tired of their fighting that you agree to marry them both if they shut up and help you with schoolwork
>The two stare at you in disbelief with jaws hanging open
>Sigh and enjoy a rare moment of peace
>The fillies exchange shocked glances while you return to studying with a smug grin of satisfaction
>Take a sip of your juice box, confident that they'll finally leave you alone
>The fillies slowly trot up to you, no doubt ready to apologize for their shenanigans
>"It's a deal!" They shout in unison
>You spit your juice out and fall to the floor
>What have you done

Happy new year Anons.

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Newish Anonstallion x Rainbow Dash art by craftedburb. We will all get there someday.

>>42919379
I'm curious about something, if Anonstallion Thread gets to Equestria, do you all want to be anonstallions in a shared Equestria, or do you each want your own private reality, never to see or speak to another anon again? Obviously in a shared Equestria, only one of you will get the chance to be with RD.

>>42919436
If two Anons have the same waifu, they don't go to the same Equestria, but share Equestria with other Anons who have non-conflicting waifus.

>>42919445
That is an oddly harmonious compromise, but there's still the risk of losing your favourite bro if you both have the same marewife.

>>42919436
Every Anon gets a magic mirror that can communicate with the other mirrors. It's so we can always shitpost with each other

>>42919445
this, I like you faggots, enough that I wish you all get to be with your waifus, yet simultaneously, I don't like any of you enough to fight over my waifu with you

>>42919360
Thats a fair compromise which I'm okay with seeing.

>>42919484
Not a problem for me, my best friend thinks mlp is for faggots

>>42919445
Sounds like a decent compromise to me.

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>>42918101
Pat the moon princess.

>>42919141
I think it would be neat be if she and sunanon got together
It would probably prevent him from going full Daybreaker and would give him someone who doesn't see him as a ticking time bomb
Candy ass just needs to wait a few years so she won't go to jail for /SS/

>>42919141
KingAnon if he was evil

>>42919235
>Dear Princess Celestia today I learned your brother melts like pudding in your hooves if you knead the spot between his wings, furthermore he quickly becomes putty if you nibble the tips of his ears. Not too hard, but just enough to make him jolt once you increase the pressure of your front teeth on the nibs.
>Your faithful student & soon-to-be sister-in-law Twilight Sparkle.

>>42920197
Heh nice!

it certainly doesn't fit the tone of the world but the whole beast-monster natureanon could be great for body horror, uncanny valley or a villain

SunAnon and Twilight sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G

>>42919436
I honestly wouldn’t mind sharing Equestria with all of (You)s. I think it would actually be a lot of fun. There are plenty of cute mares to go around. And
realistically I feel like about 80% of us would fall in love for the first genuinely nice mare we met.
That said, I do wonder if we all ended up in Equestria as stallions, would we all be the same green stallion with a black mane and tail and a question mark CM? Or would we all be different?
I really hope we wouldn’t be a bunch of copy paste stallions. That would cause all kinds of problems.

>>42921122
That Wheel of Fate:tm: will randomly choose a color palette for each anon, as well as their builds

>>42921122
everypony will have a different shade of green for their coats, light grey to pitch black for their manes and your eye colour can be your human eye colour

>>42921173
>Wheel of Fate
Hopefully we get at least one reroll. Knowing my luck im going to roll a pink lanky earthpony.
>>42921194
I think it would be neat if we all get the coat colors of our earth hoses Buckskin, Appaloosa, Paint, etc.

>>42921122
Along with a random shade of green for their coat and chance of slight shade deviation from their original eye colour, every Anon is assigned a unique three-scent profile - one fruit, one herb/spice, one wood - so there is as slim a chance as possible for any mistaken identity to occur.

>>42921279
but sometimes there's a case of mistaken identity and hijinks ensue

>>42921122
>All 30 or whatever unique posters land in Equestria
>Each a clone of the other, perfect Green-Black stallions, each a random tribe
>After untangling limbs and some chatter he arrives
>"Hey guys!" King Anon says to the crowd "I got real bored so I yanked you all here, i get one chaos favour for my birthday every year so I figured why not bring more mes over eh?"

>>42921342
>Sun and moonanon are bickering and fighting
>NatureAnon wants to fuck off with hermitanon and live innawoods
>The unicorn anons keep talking about how they're the master race
>Peganons all talk about how much they all hate angel bunny
>The lone earth pony anon stands around awkwardly

>>42921122
Everypony's mare will need to style and accessorise them so they can all tell which anonstallion is theirs.

9

Chapter IX

>Walking with Twilight along the roads of downtown Ponyville is significantly more refreshing today.
>Ponies are milling about, and along the dusty streets are many shops and inns.
>All made of wood, or a glossed over stone, nothing industrial you were so accustomed to in your world.
>The dust of the dirt roads were stepped across by a rainbow of colored ponies.
>And all of them were staring directly at you two.
>The refreshing feeling of clearing your head ended as you spotted the brown, blue, pink, and green eyes staring at you two.
>Not motionless like a horror movie, but a sneaky glance of a passing pony, or those who stared when they assumed you didn’t see were noticeable enough.
“Hey uh, Twilight.”
>She looked into your eyes, and through her weary expression alone, you could tell she shared the same sentiment.
>A shaky voice accompanied the mare’s still sweet voice.
>”Did word get out…?”
>You recall in your brain what you could have in the past 3 days.
>The letters Dr Hooves had been getting…
>Your own voice carried a sort of hushed tone.
>Like a mob would descend upon you two if you said the wrong thing.
“I think Dr. Hooves had told the senders of the endless letters he had been getting about us.”
>She only nodded, but another question racked into your mind.
“How’d you find out about my project anyway?”
>That question actually did a great deal to relax the purple mare, her breathing stabilized as she spoke.
>Much more confidently this time.
>”I heard about the hospital incident, and I wanted to talk with Dr. Hooves about it. He just hopped for joy when he talked about you. I never knew a Stallion- Heck, anypony that talked of their attacker so highly.”
>She beamed with pride for something you didn’t quite know, but then she looked a little worried at her trailing sentence.
>”No offense to you of course, Anon.”
>You only offered a smile, and a small chuckle.
>”None taken, Twi.”
>A sort of purple blush spread across her face at the nickname.
>Good sign to keep using it.
>Did she have some sort of thing that made it purple or red?
>…
>It’s too cute to question anyways.
>As you two casually trot down the very rural-like street, you squint your eyes a bit on the ponies staring again.
>Why are their stares just a bit offset from you?
>They’re bowing, and then turning away after in a hurried manner.
>You also see three silhouettes behind you, one noticeably larger than the others.
>Why do they hurriedly look away when-
>”Ahem.”
>A voice from behind, feminine but very stern and authoritative.
>They weren’t looking at you.
>A rush of adrenaline enters your body, and you stop Twilight with a hoof.
>”Yes, Anon? Something the-“
>The previous sound finally registered to her, and you both turn around.

>The two of you are greeted with a black colored pony, with a flowing purple slightly translucent mane.
>Her blue eyes are burning into yours specifically with a focus so harsh, you couldn’t understand if it was rage or a tenacity to hold you to something.
>Determined to hold you accountable to some rule you didn’t know, maybe?
>Two armored stallions flank her, and you could only presume them as guards.
>Twilight couldn’t speak, much less move.
>Her eyes only worriedly shaking across the much larger mare’s face.
>She snapped to attention, bowing and speaking in a rushed voice.
>”Princess Luna, It is an honor to-“
>”I have no reason to address you, Twilight.”
>Her statement was much more annoying than you were comfortable with.
>Why was she so snappy?
>Why did she sneak behind you in the first place?
>Well, she didn’t really sneak behind you.
>More of you and Twilight being a bit too oblivious.
>Her focus remained on you.
>”I heard that a certain pony who appeared on a nearby lake in Ponyville carries knowledge beyond our capabilities.”
>Her authoritative voice had quite the strong tone, even for one meant to be stern.
>She lowers her head to face you more directly, her difference in height necessitating it.
>”I find that to be quite strange of an incident, and that certain pony happens to be the young stallion before me.”
>Your own body tenses up.
>You don’t even know this mare and she is already causing you worry, and a bit more than a healthy dose of fear.
>”So, if you could show me the book you have I would be quite grateful.”
>You know from experience that she isn’t particularly asking you.
>Nobody shows up with two armed guards and a stern look to just ask you.
>You only manage a nod, and motion Twilight to come with you.
>”No, she will not be necessary.”
>You turn your gaze to the night sky of a mare.
>Your throat is dry and wishes not to speak, but you swallow and hastily cobble together an excuse.
“But-“
>”I will not entertain this topic anymore. Please come with me, lest you come with me in a less dignified manner.”
>Her voice carried a large amount of impatience.
>You shouldn’t oppose her, but…
>Thinking it over, you consider what you can do at this moment.
>…
>There isn’t a choice you see right now that could help you at this moment.
>With a heavy sigh you nod again to follow her to your home.
>You turn your head back to look at Twilight.
>She returns a look of fear to you, a worry for what might befall you in her eyes as she stares right back.
>Her legs were shaking.
>Just who was taking you hostage?
>Your mouth moves before your mind.
“Who’re you?”
>A loud huff escapes the mare of the night.
>”I am Princess Luna, Co-Ruler of the land, and I order you to be silent.”
>…

>At this moment your debts, work, obligations fade to the background for a moment.
>You look at the situation you’re in at face value, and finally have the proper reaction.
>Why are you in a horse world with magic, Princesses, and society?
>You feel a dizziness in your head as it spins at everything.
>The obligations of work and debts had forced you to put everything in the back of your mind and solely focus on such.
>Had the multiple years past of you having such issues really drilled such obligations so harshly into your mind that you forget to think that you’re in a horse world?
>Now, one of the arbiters of this whole operation was steaming towards the last things you had to remind you of the old world you once had.
>Your heart rate quickens greatly as your fear of losing your past rises.
> Luna waits by your door so you can open it.
>You could only feel like someone who’s grave was being dug by themselves.
>Reluctantly opening the door, Guards and Luna fan out across your meager home.
>They find nothing of interest in your fridge as they open it first.
>Why would you keep books in there anyway?
>All of them practically tear your house up before you facehoof yourself.
>Luna looks at you indignantly, but then realizes the book is on the table, and the VHS tapes underneath it.
>There’s a blush of embarrassment on her face in the face of her professional incompetence.
>Heh, Professional Incompetence.
>Adding that to your poorly made insult list.
>She runs to the book, and you hope and pray she doesn’t touch the tapes.
>You try to walk forward but a stout stallion guard stops you with a hoof.
>You stare back into his eyes, an unhappy expression on your face.
>But you’d rather not see first-hand how sharp that spear he has is, so you back down and just stand there.
>Fortunately The Lord answered your prayer and she does not care for the tapes.
>Audibly she stated that she “Cared not for magnetic tape.” In a real stuck-up voice.
>Her sister must be a whole lot nicer right?
>You’d rather not think about that right now when there is quite a large chance you’ll be seeing her soon.
>Luna examines the book and flips through it with not a light amount of confusion, surprise, and realization.
>Something falls out of the pages in between the blue covers of the encyclopedia.
>Straining your eyes a bit you try to make it out from being prevented from entering your own home.
>A familiar wooded color, with a bunch of little beads.
>Looking closer, it has a cross upon it.
>There’s a feeling of extreme worry as the object’s importance dawns on you.
>That’s the bracelet your mother gave you about 10 years ago.
>It’s one of the oldest gifts that you still use on a regular basis, and it was in the encyclopedia without you noticing.
>Had it fallen into there before you just showed up here?
>You immediately start pressing forward again, the guard straining himself to hold back your obviously panicked person (Pony?).

“T-The bracelet! Could you please hand that to me?”
>Not your best speaking, it comes out like a mother begging for their child in some sort of situation.
>Luna scoffs at your feeble request.
>”This has something to do with whatever you’re doing down here, doesn’t it? I shouldn’t return it until-“
>The seemingly standard and well-practiced speech slows down as your eyes met hers.
>The deep turquoise pools of anger melted away into one of sorrow.
>There wasn’t a way to look at yourself, but you only knew you wore a face of deep desperation.
>After all, you were about to lose something that held two things of massive importance to you.
>The weight of the room had increased by an extremely large amount, and Luna clearly was contributing.
>Nobody (Nopony?) spoke at all.
>She finagled with the bracelet until she could pick it up with a hoof.
>Trotting up to you slowly, the whole tone and demeanor of her movements had changed to be that much softer.
>Despite a silent protest of the guard holding you back, she extends the hoof holding the bracelet to you.
>You reach your own hoof out and take it slowly, nodding in thanks.
>A long awkward silence fell into the room as none of the guards continued their search.
>Everyone just stood there and waited for you or Luna to do something.
>She finally spoke up in a much softer voice.
>”I can see that the cuff and whatever symbol it has mean a lot to you.”
>You only manage a nod as you hold it to you like it would simply be taken from you at any moment.
>”I’m sorry I…acted so carelessly with something you hold in such a high regard.”
>She took a breath in, probably to prepare to say a whole lot more.
>”I went here because I think you aren’t from anywhere that is related to or close to Equestria. Presuming you to be a danger, I acted on impulse rather than talking to other ponies who had interacted with you, or looking at your records.”
>She spoke every word with honesty and understanding.
>A question burned in the back of your mind and it just fell out of your mouth in a simple sentence.
“Why did you suddenly switch up on me?”
>Instead of resuming at least some of her anger, she just smiled somewhat.
>”Should I think you are a danger?”
>You feel your head shaking “No” before you decide to.
>”I don’t ever see someone that would endanger our country or people show such desperation, fear, and powerlessness before in a single moment. All because of one item.”
>A long and tired sigh escaped Luna’s lips, and she once again opened her mouth.
>”You are still going to have to talk with me and the Royal Guards over yourself though. But, how about over some tea on a table instead of a cage and a few spears?”
>If this is a trap, then you didn’t have a chance anyways.
>You nod as best as you can, with a sentence leaving you in a more grateful manner.
“I’ve never had tea with a Princess.”

>>42921989
Kino! Thank you for the new chapter.

>>42921960

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>>42920197
>Dear Twilight, thank you for the suggestions. I will try these out posthaste.

>>42922684
Princest

>>42918101
Pat her. Try to get some stability into this mess.

Silent Protagonist Anon

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>>42922684
>my royal pelvis is in danger

>>42889502

Didn't forget about this! With the Timberwolf Study over and that Chase scene finally out of my brain, I can devote some time to trying these on for size.

>Your mane is pink, your demeanor is quiet, and your loudest scream registered at 10 decibels, (You) must be Fluttershy!
>Throwing yourself (read: daintily resting upon) your couch, you can't stop the gentle snort that passes for extreme frustration to escape out your snout
>It happened
>Again
>The local Hayburger chain completely ignored that you asked for no pickles on your order
>You're not sure if it's just a Cloudsdale thing or if the chain's pickles are all just uniformly that unpleasant level of sour
>But there they were, three sickly green slices of defiance on top of your hay patty
>Staring up at you, daring you to do something about it
>And like clockwork you just started whining
>You wanted so badly to get out of the booth but you were already trembling from anxiety
>Just before you could feel your vision get hazy with tears a hoof reached over across to rest on your foreleg
>And you looked up to see that smile
>Sympathetic, gentle
>Never judging or pitying
>And in a way the tender nature of it burned
>Your littlest brother, Gale Incognito
>Though lately he was insisting on going by "Anon"
>You had asked him once why
>He said something along the lines of the only nickname he could think of for 'Gale' was 'Gay', and that he was just going to go with something he was already familiar with
>You've never heard anyone call him Anon before he brought it up
>Regardless
>Your babiest of brothers took your tray from you and took it back to the counter
>Explained forthright that you didn't want pickles
>No stuttering, no raising his voice to complain
>Just the easiest clarification in the world
>He made it look so easy!
>And when he got back to your booth he even waited for your corrected food to come back before he even started on his just so you didn't have to watch him eat
>But what really rankled you was when the food finally came back
>And the server complimented him on being such a good, doting older brother
>And he just gave that gentle laugh and corrected her
>He didn't mean anything malicious by it
>But you swear you saw the server side-eye you pityingly as she went back to the kitchen
>You wish you were as brave as your little baby brother...

>Your coat is green, your mane is black, and you are full of hay tendies
>Surely, you must be Gale "Anon" Incognito
>And man, you're pretty sure Hayburger had to have accidentally ordered like twice as many pickles or something this year from their supplier
>They're always adding them even when they're not asked

That's the general cadence I'm thinking for these kinds of snippets - Various Shy family members doting on the youngest son and him generally not even being aware that he's a social legend in their eyes.

>>42923688
Welcome back, so far so good

>>42923688
I like it!

>>42912563
Vegeta hairstyle

>>42924077
I can't believe that prince Bejitanon, PRINCE OF ALL ALICORNS, got BTFO'd by the low class alicorn warrior twilight sparkle!

>>42924077
to be honest i looked mainly at super broly

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They did this to naturenon

Riddle me this, why the elements kill Annon but not Luna?

>>42924468
anon is impure, tainted by sin and lust.

alt idea for hawaii alicorn anon
>anon was one of Celestia's students in the past
>he was a very difficult student, out of all of her students the only one that went as badly as he did was Sunset
>when he meets princess twilight he tells her how sunbutt tried to pawn the country off onto him
>that's what made him fuck off to horse hawaii
>legally speaking he's still a prince, he just doesn't have a full title
>see: cadence the princess of love, or twilight the princess of friendship

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>cadence following alicorn anoncolt

>>42924468
Luna fell prey to outside forces that preyed on her mind and its' insecurities, having nothing to do with the Moon, which she mantles. Annon is so tied to the Land that the Elements had to sever him from it before they could reconstitute his soul. Presumably doing otherwise would've killed nature entirely - kind of like that Super Bad End Future Twilight shows Starlight to get her to knock her shit off.

>>42923688

Not so confident in this next bit, but that last exchange has been on my mind all day

>You're lanky as hell, and you have the finest marebun in Cloudsdale - that's right, you gotta be Zephyr Breeze, future malewife to Rainbow Dash
>And right now you're putting the finishing touches on your little bro's style
>Gale - or Anon, as he's going by lately has always been a pretty chill pony
>And that even extends to his mane, it doesn't resist the comb, it follows your hooves directions
>Nothing bothers it, much like the colt it's attached to
>His green eyes are shut, but you can tell by the swivel of his ears that he's listening to your every word
>It's a skill you haven't mastered, personally, you do love talking about yourself
"I gotta admit I was kinda annoyed at you always wanting me to style your mane Anon, but maybe there's something to this - Rainbow Dash could totally use the Zeph Effect on her scraggly mane, y'feel me?"
>Anon opens one of his eyes at that, staring at you with a look that manages to both be totally placid yet look directly into your soul at the same time
>You're not sure where he picked that up, no one in the family can manage that kind of balance
>"What is it you like about her so much anyway, Zephyr?"
>Right to the point, Anon rarely beat around the bush
"Well, y'know..."
>You fidget as you start to put away your combs
"She rules, y'know? She's always winning races, and she doesn't hesitate to speak her mind, and..."
>Anon hums, considering
>"But what about her really strikes you as someone you want to be with? Can you imagine actually sitting at home, having a conversation with her about things you like?"
>The thought of that dries up your throat a bit
>What do you and Rainbow have in common, really?
>You're both Pegasi, you both care for Fluttershy and Gale, you... like apples?
>While you enjoy a private little panic attack, Anon takes a few steps away towards the window
>"You know what I think?"
>A breeze blows through the sculpted hole in the cloud wall of your bedroom, partially ruining your work as it dramatically makes its' way through your little brother's dark mane
>"I think, more than obsessing over trying to make people like you, you should try to live a life that makes you happy before anything else. What do you like to do, big brother?"
>A lightning bolt jolts down your spine as twin flashes of light go off in your bedroom
>Just like that, your little brother's cutie mark appeared
>A bold, black question mark standing amidst a stiff breeze
>"Well, would you look at that."
>A similar mark sits on your frame, though your gale buffets a lazy feather

>>42925333
>Your flank's recently tattoo'd, you got a nice forest green coat, and your half-hour of getting your mane teased has been wasted by you standing too close to an open window - that's gotta be Gale "Anon" Incognito in the pilot's chair
>And you completely forgot that your big brother's cutie mark didn't actually have anything to do with manestyling, despite that being his future profession
>Part of you wonders how he got it originally, but you're plenty happy to have been a part of it this time around
>Hopefully he'll take your words to heart
>God knows you have no idea what you're going to spend your life doing in Horse World
>They'll probably appreciate only having to deal with one NEET crashing on the cloud couch

Shynon confirmed for a reborn human, as if him going by "Anon" didn't make that obvious. Rather than being obsessed with "protecting the canon" as is so often the goal of these kinds of stories, he's just... a chill dude. Cares more about being a good son and brother than anything else, really.

>>42925336
kino. thanks for the green

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>>42925333
>>42923688
I fucking love these, nice work dude. I also like in general how all the different Anonstallions react to being a pony in Equestria. Like how the Hermitnon greens tend to have Anon being bitter and rejecting living among ponies, Shynon seems like he's just chill and vibing in his second run at life.
Feels vaguely Buddhist if you think about it.

Imagine being reborn as a newborn, that'd suck ass. Gotta act like a wailing freeshitter or get labelled uber-retarded or even worse, special.

>>42925706
Most authors skip that part of the life with the "undeveloped brain" excuse. Although I've only seen one isekai author go all in on a body and its brain affecting the reincarnated guy's attitude and personality a great deal, but his whole gimmick was that he was undead and swapped bodies regularly. Either way the two options would be
>Pretend to be normal and act like a baby
>Be a kind of freaky child who ponies will assume to have developmental issues

>>42925749
I definitely want to write something this year and I like getting into autistic detail about the world and how characters feel about things, so far i only know of two authors on fimfic who've covered the imposter syndrome or body dysphoria you'd likely feel from being reborn with memories intact. I think its interesting, how much of you survives in a whole new brain?

>>42925782
I guess it'd be a question of how much personality comes from the soul and how that's filtered through the brain and body. You could play with the idea using cutie marks maybe.

>>42925794
Cutie marks to explore the idea*
Gotta stop posting while half asleep

>>42925801
alot of fics I've read tend to take cutie marks as being expressions of a pony's soul. I do like the idea of different selves and all but I'm not a fan of definitive answers for the big questions like what happens after death or are you your body/your soul?? not that I hate those ideas I think abstracts and multiple possibilities is more intriguing than definitively saying when a pony dies they go to the pretty meadow in the sky : )

>>42925706
i tried
>Be (You)
>Be reborn
>Turns out memory is contained within the soul or spirit or whatever is ensuring you are still you
>You know who you were, what you were, you were aware the moment you first awoke here
>This did nothing to alleviate the clash of pre-existing memory and expectation with the fresh and raw instincts, needs and incoordination of a newly born body
>Regardless of how much you may have experienced before this body has not. Its all new all over again, perhaps you remember crisp winter nights but this body does not, you whimper at the chill, your spirit is old but your brain and body are new
>Its a bizarre clash, you know more, you are aware but instinct and newness are quick to overwhelm the ephemeral self at your core. How to describe such a thing? for a mind to be both new and old at once
>Expectations of movement failing to align, the sheer moreness of scent and sound, the overwhelming need to wail at all uncomfortable and unexpected
>Baby vision sucks ass. You have a very slim radius of sight, within a certain distance you can make out smears of colour and hard-to-define shapes of blur. you know the colours of course but the shades seem to change on a whim
>Some shapes are consistent, you assume these to be furniture or walls and floors others move and babble in a bizarre mix of muffled to crisply defined based on their proximity, the words are new not ones you know. Or maybe they are and baby-ears and brains just can't process language for awhile
>Theres a blue? blue someone that comes to visit you in your presumed crib or cradle alot. She, for her voice is high and soothing to small ears, coos and babbles and holds you against something soft and tickly. sometimes to offer ambrosia from assumedly a bottle other times to hold you and make noises
>Who knows, this is probably why babies cry so much, everything is quite confusing when your senses are raw and your body is feeble and needy.
>If you had to guess you're a pony from the amount of legs you can feel under you, the tickly sensation of fur when you're held and the vividity of the colours that loom over you when they visit. some blue, some white, one was pink, of course you could be completely wrong about their colours since everything is so damn high-contrast and muted all at once

>>42925981
Well keep going.

>>42919436
shared. that'd make things more interesting and fun, as I'd gather a band of anonbros and embark on adventures of exploration and mischief across the world.
I'm OK with not getting with RD, I'm more of a Luna&NMM fan.

>>42921122
I think we'd have different CMs, and they will be revealed one by one as we adventure across equestria.
I'd only fall for luna tho. I'd tell her she looks more beautiful as NMM, then watch as her sister is shocked at the sight. I do wonder what sunbutt would do next...
I'd definitely be an alicorn anon. tho I would not rule from canterlot, as I'd rather conquer new lands as an equestrian prince. GLORY TO EQUESTRIA, GLORY TO PONYKIND.
also, dibs on the alicorn amulet.

>Anoncolt tries to tell Cheerlie that Diamond Tiara stole his lunch in a calm and collected manner
>What comes out is a lot of barely contained sniffles, hiccups, and slight babbling that you'd expect an upset 10 year old to say

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>Hey there, saw ya come through the portal
>Wanna take over the school hot stuff?
>What does No Hooves mean?
>HEY GET BACK HERE AND BE MY COLTFRIEND!

>>42924814
I think hawaiinon would be smarter that that learn flying on day one no matter how painful with only purpose being finding a hawaiish island as fast as possible

>>42924814
>>42926325
>Hawaiinon is anonymous rex if he said fuck being a king

>>42926015
okay I can come up with something, you want it from anon's pov still or swap to someone else

>>42926182
>Anon gets even more upset when he realises he can't help being upset

>>42926486
anon will let out the REEEE to end all REEEEs

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>>42926507
Cute

>>42926507
>I think we'd better split up.
>Good idea.
>Yeah... we can do more damage that way.

>>42926507
Nice draw, friend.

>>42926355
>Hawaiinon would rather farm cocounts than rule equestria or anything at all
>But ponies of Hawaii had different idea
>They wanted to make him a Chef of the islands
>At first he threatened them to fly away to even more remote and isolated island but small filly named Sunshine begged him to stay
>It took her a lot of effort but eventually Hawaiianon agreed to become a chef
>However it did not come without any consequences
>His first edict at tribal assembly was to reduce his work hours from 24/7 365 days per year to one hour per week
>The uproar from island's tribes being huge was understatement
>But then all their dissent was quelled as Hawaiinon's next edict was to reduce chef tax to absolute zero
>They called him a madpony but the lesser leaders stayed silent why would they stop him when they can then pocket more resources?
>The fall of Hawaiian state was imminent crime was at the rise and chaos was a commonplace since the order keepers stopped recieving their paychecks
>Everyone expected for their small world to end but something strange begin to happen
>Or rather lack of anything happening engulfed Hawaii islands
>Rumors of local demigod chief sunbathing on a beach doing absolutely nothing have spread
>All non believers went to that beach and they saw
>Hawaiianon just chilling
>Perhaps this is a way of life harmony intended
>Perhaps they were too hasty to gain wealth and their greed was to deep
>If their god is chilling all year why shouldn't they
>Many quickly followed his ways of chill, some were reluctant lowering their work hours only working less slightly
>But they all sooner than later would be embracing the way chill
>Hawaiinon being satisfied with life began emanating a strong aura
>Said aura began increasing the crop yields, decreasing inconvenience and making all work so absurdly bountiful even the weather became more utopic than it already was
>At first barely anypony noticed thinking it was simple luck
>But then the more satisfied ponies were Hawaiinon's aura grew in size making even more ponies satisfied expanding his passive power until all nearby islands were affected
>The islands become peaceful like never before
>For now

>>42926182
>It's your first day at school (again)
>Twilight forced you to go so she can talk with both the towns psychologist and someone she calls Princess (they don't believe you when you tell them you're a alien, they think you're just an abused colt in denial)
>Your mind is a wreak due to suddenly having the brain of a 10 year old again
>emotional control is completely shot
>school is very awkward, with the lessons being either completely beneath you or completely alien, some of the questions you ask Cheerlie about Equestrian history baffle her
>the other foals in class take notice and you hear a few sniggers from somewhere in class
>by the time lunch is called, you find yourself being the first out of the door
>you head for a small tree near the edge of the school to have your Jelly and Dandelion sandwich in peace
>during lunchtime Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon come over to your tree (and it is YOUR tree, you sit alone)
>they ask you what your cuite-mark means
>you don't know
>they begin to bully you for having such a weird mark, and then about how you're a weirdo in general
>at first it doesn't bother you, these are playground insults, but they refuse to stop and you feel yourself getting unreasonably upset at these cookie cutter insults
>you feel your eyes water just a bit and shout at her to stop, but this only fuels her to keep going as she slowly homes in on what really upsets you
>you have enough and shove the pink earth pony
>with no other ponies around to witness your action, and vus get you in trouble for pushing, she headbutts you with her superior earth pony strength and causes you to fall onto your back, hooves and wings flailing as you forget your not a human anymore and your instincts on how to move as a human do little to help you
>once you finally manage to lay on your side, tearing up and sniffling, you yell the worst slurs you can muster
>even tho most of what you said was lost on the pink earth pony, the part about cow droppings and having no soul isn't
>she stamps on your lunch before kicking it across the grass and shouts a few last insults before leaving with her friend in toe
>as you sit there, you feel yourself beginning to lose any and all control
>your vision becomes blurred and a feelings of total rage and helpless take over
>you begin sobbing uncontrollably as you finally manage to sit back up
>your sobbing soon becomes bawling and you find yourself crying so hard you begin coughing and gasping for air between cries
>you walk back to the school house, bawling and wheezing, passing by some concerned looking foals
>as you approach the door, Cheerlie steps out and sees you
>she asks you what's wrong but you can't find the words, babbling on about lunch and how you miss home and how nothing makes sense anymore
>by the time she allows you to embrace her, your bawling has slowed to a steady sobbing
>once you register what just happened, deep embarrassment sets in as you ask to go home early

>>42926976
Being a child again would be as embarrassing as I thought.

>>42926976
Man, I think I'd go full psycho for that.

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>>42926976
>Twilight forced you to go so she can talk with both the towns psychologist and someone she calls Princess.
>They don't believe you when you tell them you're a alien, they think you're just an abused colt in denial.

Getting What A Strange Little Colt flashbacks.

>>42919379
This reminds me, I wonder if Sunn (The Dashanon) Is doing alright.

>>42926976
>Something something cheelie makes sure that DT/SP are around as she tells anoncolt that fillies pick on colts they like
>Something something the two look more embarrassed than they should

>>42926507
>We Are Number One

>>42925336
Jumping ahead in forward a few years briefly because something came to mind and I dunno, I thought parts of it was funny.

>Another lovely day has graced Ponyville
>And with it a chance for a picnic with some of your best friends
>Today was a lovely little get-together with just Rainbow Dash and Applejack
>Rarity unfortunately had a large order she was nearing the deadline on, Pinkie Pie was foalsitting, and Twilight was running an experiment with Starlight
>Say, with all those names listed, logically that must mean (You) are Fluttershy! Well spotted.
>As you enjoy a rose salad a bit of news you received earlier jolts to the forefront of your mind
"Oh, Rainbow. I received a letter earlier today, I thought you'd like to know that my brother is going to be passing through town soon."
>Rainbow pauses mid-drink to pull a face that has nothing to do with the lemonade she was enjoying
>"Eesh, thanks for the heads up Flutters, I'll skip town for a few days."
>You tittered
>Even if Zephyr had gotten a bit less transfixed on Rainbow enough to approach other mares, he still had a soft-spot for her she wasn't thrilled with
"Oh, no, it's not Zephyr. It's Anon! I haven't seen him in a bit, with all his traveling, you know."
>Rainbow's expression shifts quickly from reluctance to an easy smile
>She and Anon didn't interact much - being several years younger than her and yourself made her not very interested in hanging out with your babiest of brothers
>But they definitely got along better than she did with Zephyr
>"Oh, cool! I'll stick around, then."
>You both share a smile before Applejack clears their throat to enter the conversation
>You and Rainbow both stare over at her, who's hitting you with that raised brow of hers
>"So does that about do it for the Shy family, then?"
>At your puzzled expression, she clarifies
>"Ah mean, is that the rest of yer kin, Fluttershy?"
"Oh! Yes, Anon - Gale Incognito, Anon is just his nickname - is my youngest brother, mother and father were done after three... why do you sound annoyed, Applejack?"
>"Well it's jes'... it's kinda odd t'me how some of us are holding family members in reserve."
"What do you mean?"
>"I mean, Twilight never even talked about her brother until she got that wedding invitation, when Pinkie told her Cutie Mark story she didn't even mention Maud -- and I swear I heard her bring up a previously unmentioned brother awhile back -- and I've known you for years and I never even knew you had a brother, much less two!"
>Come to think of it that did kind of keep happening, didn't it?
"Well... I can't speak for Twilight or Pinkie, but Zephyr and Anon just never really came up in conversation."
>Rainbow Dash piped up at that. "Yeah, They're way different than Fluttershy - they don't really have anything to do with animals and all that."
>Applejack huffed. "Ah'm just sayin', when ah y'all to the family, ah didn't make Big Mac hide in the shed just to blindside y'all with him later!"

>>42927894
>You managed to repress a shudder
>When Applejack introduced you her family, it was in the midst of another Family Reunion
>It took hours to get through all the Crisps and Deliciouses and the Desert Names
>You sometimes still have nightmares of the fit Angel threw when you got back several hours later and gave him dinner late
>That's in the past though
>If Anon does really swing by Ponyville you do hope the girls like him
>Zephyr certainly made an... impression, but Anon always had a way with strangers that even as social as meeting the girls and becoming an Element forced you to become, you still don't think you could do things as fluidly as he does
>Hopefully he's been treating himself well

9

Apple Anon, second smallest next to applebloom will not inherit bright mac's size.

>>42918101
Happy new year hope you had a fun time celebrating the holidays and welcome back. Hmm given the state of the situation I want to say jump into the tear in a leap of faith moment haha! But, Luna looks like she in pain, so going go to her and assist in quelling what immense emotion she feeling right now could bring us one step closer to freeing Celestia.

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I can't believe that prince annon is fucking THIS

>>42929100
Checked and eject

>>42925981
>Its hard to keep track of how many ponies visit you with your poor vision, there's white few with random ones with soft voices composed of pastel shades and smears of black and white over them then grey or white ones who occasionally peer down on you before moving away.
>Its in the scents that identity can be gleaned. the random ones always smell sweet and fresh, the grey & whites like salt and metal. The blue one like something purple and airy mixed with a vague fruitiness, familiar smells but the words evade you for now
>The other two you see the most of, pink & white, smell equally like warmth but diverge in the scent of sugar that follows one and flowers the other.
>Sounds matter of course but your ears are twitchy, swivelly little things that irritatingly pick up everything. the thought has crossed your mind that you might be a little screwed up.
>Either the mix of old spirit and new body is too much and its overwhelming you or pony infants have truly awful vision but terribly sensitive noses and ears, perhaps its a mix of both. You just hope you haven't been born disabled or otherwise developmentally fucked-up.
>The blue one came by again. Lifting you out of your crib and tucking you neatly in her foreleg and trotting three-legged a few steps away to the presumed centre of the room.
>She lay down on what feels like a rug perhaps she sat you back on your haunches with one of her hooves, somehow, gripping your two much smaller, of all the main ones this one is the most obsessed with you. The other two will hold you for feedings or cuddles, the white one likes to sit you in her lap (do ponies have laps?), but this one seems the most attentive.
>"Nac yas 'Woona'? mmh? mon'c ouy nac od ti!" she babbled, her free hoof booping your snout causing you to sneeze. this seemed to be the result she desired given the tremendous cry of glee she let out followed by the sudden pull against her chest and nuzzle into your face.
>Odd creature.
to be honest I have no plan for this beyond a few cute scenes and some descriptive writing about being in a new body

>>42929100
Unf pinkie pie is pretty hot

>>42929307
Well it's cute enough. Wonder who mom is.

>>42929591
It sounds like Luna

>>42929307
Loving this

>>42929100
He got himself a good piece of pie.

>>42927894
>pie brother
I imagine this as an Anon having the smug/snark shiteating humor of some Anons but instead doing it with bipolar delivery. The question mark this time being whatever mood he might be having that's like one of his sisters' personality.

>>42930272
He's schizo, fitting.

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POV: your autistic sisters want you to help them practice kissing, again.

>>42930272
I was actually referencing Octavio Pie, the Pie Sibling from Pony Life of questionable canonicity.

>>42930398
I wouldn't mind practicing kissing with all three of the pie sisters. It would be a wonderful experience.

>>42930398
What's wrong with Marble's belly?

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>>42930398
>You meet your sisters in the usual spot behind Houlder's Boulder.
>They want to practice kissing again.
>You're starting to suspect they have ulterior motives.
>They three of them line up and pucker their lips and close their eyes.
>You snort with annoyance and try to get this "practice" over with as soon as possible.
>Dad is counting on you to help him finish building that new rock storage silo later today.
>You quickly smooch Marble Pie first.
>She moans with delight and eagerly wrestles your tongue with her own.
>Ugh, Marby is as eager as always.
>You quickly part lips and give her a gentle kiss on the forehead.
>Her blushing smile admittedly makes your heart skip a beat.
>Uh oh, things are feeling a bit too hot now.
>You regain your composure and quickly move on to your middle sister, Maud Pie.
>Marby watches you in silent jealousy as your lips meet Maud's.
>The stoic mare begins to moan in her usual deadpan tone.
>Your movements are smooth and sloppy, just the way she likes it.
>Maud audibly swoons and leans against Marby like a plank of wood.
>Kission successful.
>You smile awkwardly and move on to the final target: Limestone Pie.
>She's pouting per the norm, almost as though she didn't actually want this.
>You knew her better than that, of course.
>Aside from bedtime snuggles, this was her favorite part of the day.
>To be honest, she's your least favorite kissing partner.
>Limey is too brash and forceful with her smooches.
>It usually feels like she's trying to suck your face off.
>Not wanting to deal with that bullshit again, you decide to give her a quick peck on the lips and turn to leave.
>Your ear perks up at the sound of a VERY unsatisfied mare stomping the ground.
>"W-What the hay was that, ANON?!?!"
>A purple hoof grabs you leg and drags you back behind the boulder.
>She throws you to the ground and angrily snorts in your face.
>"How dare you try to brush me off with such a shitty kiss!"
>Limey's lucid words immediately clash with the fresh tears forming in the corners of her eyes.
>Oh damn, she's
>"N-Now you're going to give me a REAL kiss or else I'll...*sniff*...I-I'll-!"
>She stomps the ground with enough force to form a small fissure.
>You panic and immediately lurch forward.
>Her eyes roll into the back of her head as you frantically suck on her face for dear life.
>Limey's angry snorts are soon replaced with coos and moans of approval.
>You wipe your brow and focus.
>That was way too close.
>You know your sisters would NEVER hurt you on purpose, but with Limey, you can never be too sure.
>After what feels like an eternity, Limey finally parts lips and falls back on her flank.
"Are you three happy now?" You sigh.
>Your three sisters coo and nod their heads in unison.
>You say your goodbyes and gallop off to the eastern end of the rock farm, where Papa is waiting with a plethora of tools.
>You begin to wonder if your dear big sisters aren't actually "practicing" as they claim.
>Celestia help you if that's true.

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>>42930728
That sounds painful.

>>42930512
That was pretty hot I wanna see Anon kiss and make out with the pie sisters deeply and passionately again wouldn't mind if they also wanted to have sex with him in the process next time as well.

>>42930430
pregnan

>>42930420
https://youtu.be/aEUR-qbpSeI
he was eaten by a witch

>>42931294
>PL
That never mattered though.

>>42930398
They need it because they're all HORRIBLE at it!
>Marble just scrunches up her snout and presses it against yours, sometimes hard enough to pin your head against a rock
>Lime is practically trying to swallow your whole head
>Maud's movements have all the grace and passion of a robotic probe looking for samples
And don't think >>(You)'re any better, Mr. Sticks your tongue out expecting them to do all the work.

>>42930512
UNF!

Lunch break bump

>9

C'mon stallions.

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man I got nothing. Anonstallion but he's an element of harmony i guess

>>42932443
Element of faggotry?

>>42932456
I think Element of Mystery would fit better and the joke is that Anon does not even know what it actually means

>>42932463
>>42932456
anonmare thread settled on element of discovery iirc

>>42932465
Well, we can't just take their thing. Element of Faggotry it is!

>>42930512
Cute. Mom would be really mad.

>>42931561
>Pinkie visits her family
>Pinkie Sense leads her to finding out about the kissing practice
>Wants to see how good Lil' Nonny Pie is
>He has heart, but not very much skill
>Pinkie takes things into her own hooves
>She'll be gosh darned if her little bro isn't the bestest sister kisser ever by the time she's done with him!

Alternatively:
>Trixie working on the rock farm
>Hates the gig, loves the colty eye candy
>Doesn't throw in the towel
>Instead gets chased away by the Pie sisters
>All because the Humble and Generous Trixie was kind enough to give the roccboi some sorely needed remedial kissing lessons

The element of surprise because
>Surprise motherfucker!
But actually because we never stop getting to know our friends, to an extent we always want to understand them. An 'other' that you love generates curiosity.

>>42932509
the element of surprise because its a shock theres a stallion as an element and its a shock anon of all ponies is that stallion

>>42932502
sounds like he needs some one on one lessons with mother dearest

>>42932502
I vote for the idea of pinkie pie having a turn with showing colt anon how great his kisses are towards a filly or mare.

>>42932502
>>42932601
This assumption that Pinkie's any better at it is bold

>celestia gives sunanon brat correction after he tries to become a villain

>>42932643
>Pinkie confidently shows Anon how it's done
>Is just as bad, if not worse, than her sisters

>>42932463
I like that. Plus, every good magic needs a little bit of mystery.

>>42932463
>>42932763
>nopony knows what Anon's Element of Harmony is, let alone why he has one
>whenever anyone asks he just shrugs and goes “iunno”
>he wasn't even there when the other six awakened theirs, he says he slept through the whole Nightmare Moon thing and woke up with a shiny necklace
>is he some sort of villain in disguise, using some bastardized fake Element of Harmony to get close to our heroines and gain their trust? is he a hero chosen by Destiny to give the Mane Six the upper hand when the going gets rough? is he some cosmic accident that was never supposed to wield such magical might?
>who knows. Anon sure doesn't

>>42927704
Hope so. Last he posted he said he was pretty sick wasn't he? Hope he's feeling better :v

>alicorn anoncolt appeared in the middle of nowhere
>after a few hours of wandering he happened upon starlight's cult
>she saw he was an alicorn without a cutie mark (yet) and took him in
>mostly out of good will!
>she also wanted to use him as an example that even alicorns can be equal
>anon gets an equal mark and thinks that the mental changes it causes is just how magic horses feel all the time

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>luna what do you mean when you said our baby brother came back
>and what do you mean he's schizophrenic?

>>42932899
It would be rather unfortunate if he wasn’t alright.

>>42933163
Man, this is dark if you think about it.

>9

Not today, stallions.

>>42933163
>"Wow you're an Alicorn! Never thought we'd get two alicorns in our little town!"
>The cultist said far too cheerfully to princess twilight

KingAnon got his shonen adventure in defeating grogar and saving a fractured Equestria.

NatureAnon should get his own shonen adventure, starting off as an earth pony and having to reclaim alicornhood by proving hes worthy of it to the Tree, ending with him facing down a new foe OR the beast itself

>>42927905
Might be able to get all of these out in one thread - though honestly I'm not super sure what to do with Posey Shy.

>Your mane is perfectly swirled, your moustache is combed, you must be...
>Yeah, it's okay. Most folks don't know your first name, either
>They just call (You) "Mr. Shy" to try and sound respectful about it
>That's not going to get you down today, though
>It's Career Day!
>Taking your foal to the Weather Factory was always a joy
>Fluttershy was interested in the process but you could tell that the world of weather assembly wasn't for her
>Zephyr, well... he mainly just complained the whole time about how the safety helmet mussed up his mane
>But you got a good feeling about Gale - or Anon
>Your youngest has always been very interested in the Weather process
>Even if he initially had some odd ideas that sounded more at home in the Everfree Forest down on the ground to you
>He always listened to your explainations with such polite attention
>And that was just with you droning on!
>Now you'll have the actual equipment to show him!
>Nothing can ruin this day for you
>A broad smile (for a Shy family member at any rate) blossoms across your face as you greet your son (along with a few more of his classmates who also have family at the Factory) before guiding them all to the initial starting point of the tour
>And it's there that something dedicated to souring the occasion rears its' ugly head
>All three of them, in fact

>>42933818
>You're not sure how you didn't realize, given that their kids are damn near exactly spitting images of their fathers
>But the trio of rude stallions will be joining you on your tour today
>Poi, Kettlebell, and Tally
>Honestly you weren't even sure what they did around the factory
>Beyond give you a hard time whenever they saw you
>And like clockwork, the second Poi brushes his mane out of his eyes and spots you with the kids
>"Well well, about time"
>It took you no less than four minutes to wrangle the kids, but sure
>"Hoops, my boy- Dumb-Bell, Score, always great to see you kids. And is that Gale? Heard good things about you, colt."
>You start to swell with some pride at that, trust your little Anon to get along with nearly everyone
>"Say, how about we ditch Mr. Shy here and just run this tour with just us? We know this place like the back of our hooves, better than him, easy."
>And that pride dies down real quick, because of course they can't say one nice thing without putting somepony else down
>If they know the factory bettter than you it's because they spend their time lollygagging instead of doing their jobs
>Your boy Gale perks up an eyebrow at that, however
>Without more than a second to consider he responds,
>"No thanks. You can split the part if you want, but there's nopony I'd rather learn about the Weather Factory from than my old man. He's the best."
>Pride is back on
>The ruffians are displeased but they're not about to start arguing with a colt
>And being able to have a whole day of one-on-one with your son, showing him all the processes and how the machinery in the Factory works is just the best shift you've had all year
>You love your boy


>You got on the cutest little hard hat, your brain is full of weather facts, and your dad is pretty cool - it must be Gale Incognito at the helm
>And that was really fucking weird man
>That stallion propositioning you to go hang out with his cronies and kids
>Right in front of your dad and everything
>You were surprised he didn't pull some candy and wave it around
>Those kids are kind of pricks and you're not at all a fan of how they treat your big sister
>But hopefully they aren't getting molested at home or something
>Either way, the weather in this world is fucking nuts
>You weren't sure if your dad was dumbing down the process or something to make it understandable to your presumably tiny baby horse mind
>But it really does work like he described
>Maybe you'll join him in the factory when you're older

I can see Shynon working at the Factory for a few years, but I think his destined job is to be like Morgan Freeman in... a sizeable chunk of his filmography: drifting from place to place, showing up just in time to give wise advice to stallions and mares just when they need it. Maybe picks up an instrument to play to get enough bits to go from place to place. That's the imagery I thought up when I imagined his Cutie Mark, anyway.

>>42933729
isnt the main thing around Naturenon that he doesn't want to be in Equestria at all, and just wants to go back home to his XBox

that fucker aint going on any adventure

>>42934047
the best adventures are always the ones that the hero really doesn't want to go on

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Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Anon Stallion? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about regular Alicorn Anon Stallion. I'm not talking about Allicorn Amulet and King Sombra's dark magic Crystalized Anon Stallion. Hell, I'm not even talking about Harvester of the Nightmare Spirit Anon Stallion with the Eternal Night and Day Magic (with the abilities of both Nightmare Moon and Daybreaker), equipped with three thousand years of magical tyrany and practice which allow him full knowledge of all the magic spells ever written by Starswirl the Bearded. I'm also not talking about Ultra-Instinct Golden Experience Requiem Broly Power King of Kings Rex Anon Stallion (which is capable of chaos magic AND order magic), his two original forms (which grant him wings and an additional horn) and a third crown of Light on his forehead. I'm talking about Thousand Year Alicorn Heritage Grand Ruler Celesto Defeater of Krogar Everfree Nature (Completado) El Grande Padre Blanco (Domain Expansion: Sage and Hide) Chaos-infused Millenium-power Starlight Glimmer Twilight Sparkle Starswirl Master of the Forbidden Shitpost Technique: Bait merely-pretending-to-be-retarded Anonymous Stallion Completado Final

>>42934389
Corrective rape queen Starlight Glimmer can defeat all anons
Even the col- wait... nevermind

>>42934389
Waiter, oh waiter, more powerwank please

>>42934389
Dainty, pretty girly anonmare having tea with gigahuge broly anonstallion

>SunAnon broke his horn to try and show Celestia that he won't become another Day Breaker

>>42934389
you say this but the worst powerwank we give the alicorns is they go nuts or that they're just alicorns full stop. the king one is a bullshitter who'd job as bad as celestia, the offspring ones are babies who'd die if you flicked their foreheads, the nature one's greatest feat would be growing real nice berries

I think i've got it, the perfect ending for king anon would be giving up the alicorn power, either using it all up all-might style or passing it on to somepony else

>>42934389
Nice pasta DBSpic

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>>42933586
This.

>Be pegacorn Anon.
>Not unique as there are already a small group that exist in Equestria.
>Turns out the animation errors would more correct than you thought.
>Go about your happy little life.

>>42935380
>good ending

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From /RGRE/

>>42934456
Somehow, this manages to sound gay for some reason.

>>42934389
Thousand years? You are still too "green". Come back in three thousand years when you have "scaled" that "wall". Only then will you have "arrived" at the "starting point". Kirin Kung Fu has four thousand years of undefeated history.

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>>42934389
cheers to that

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>>42934536
>it was never Anon's power
>not really
>he knew it
>The Tree knew it
>Harmony knew it
>it became apparent when Celestia first came back
>for a thousand years he felt like a star walking among ponies with the sheer amount of power that was contained by nothing more than the thin layers of fur and skin
>then Celestia and Luna returned
>the Elements of Harmony found new hosts
>their real hosts
>and slowly that magic began to fade
>or perhaps it would be more accurate to say it simply redirected to where it belonged
>that's the real reason why he wanted to get Celestia and Luna to take over
>to get Cadance to pick up her mantle
>to prepare Twilight
>not to rule
>but to be in a world without him
>he was tired, sure
>but not that kind of tired
>he could have ruled his ponies for another ten thousand years and never regret it for a day
>his body was becoming tired by force
>the star that kept him going, diminishing
>but he wondered to himself for all the years he still held his power
>why hadn't it all been taken in one go
>then Grogar returned
>and he realized why
>the first job Harmony ever gave him wasn't done
>one last hurrah before he departs
>it pained him to make his student think he'd abandoned her in her time of need
>but it was better this way
>or, rather, it would be easier this way, for him
>then, when he was done, it would be Twilight's turn
>as the star in him flares like a supernova, enveloping him and Grogar in its power, only one thought lingers in King Anon's hope
>the hope he'd done enough for her

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>>42934389
Now this, this is peak

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>>42935712
aw... Wait the implications are pretty horrible actually

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>another shift over and done with
"...............good work you guys"
>"yeah anon see you monday"
>"have a good weekend anon"
"I will!"
>were they taking turns? to give the most meager excuse of a polite farewell
>you were convinced that every friday, two different coworkers would wave you goodbye as soon as the clock striked the hour
>two (it had to be two so they could immediately turn and talk to each other after sending you home leaving you with no chance to say anything) different (rotating, every weekend there were a new pair so you couldn't pick up on their habits, or maybe they just hated you so much they drew lots so they wouldn't get their night out ruined by looking at you) ponies (to call them background characters would be generous, these fucks would never appear next to the protagonists, not even by chance would they receive the blessing of beeing seen)
>they told you to enjoy your weekend
>just so you wouldn't stick around, listen in on potential plans for THEIR weekend
>butt in and suggest doing this and that
>implicitly including yourself to the hangout
>not that you ever suggested doing anything after work barring like 7 exceptions during all these years
>or was it 8
>either way you could count the occasions on your fingers
>that is if you had fingers
>or wings with feathers to count
>or a fucking horn that let you manifest a glowing magic pair of hands
>you could always stomp 8 times like a big baby you supposed
>that's how you felt anyways
>a huge sad whining ba-colt
>of course you were a whiny mess, weren't you? look at you complaining and you call yourself a stallion for.. celestia's sake
>millions would kill to be in your position, in the dream world you spent years of your life dreaming about, observing, discussing, bonding over
>in a fantastical realm, a place so blessed even those who never heard of my little pony would envy you
>in this equine utopia where no group of colleagues would conspire to single you out, they had no reason to, they'd actually love to have you hang out with them if you let yourself open
>it was all the fault of your stupid, useless, human head and your deformed abominable brain
>brain of a human clearly the one at fault, you had been a baby, you had been a man-baby, you had been a man, you were a stallion
>but you hadn't been a colt
>so now you processed thoughts like a stallion-colt to cope, to catch up with everypony else
>that's why you felt so miserable when you effectively were in heaven
>without the wings
>without the halo
>but an angel nonetheless, a marvel of faustian proportions
>you had discussed this so many times with others and with yourself
>the way you arrived to equestria was as, if not more important than making it in the first place
>you were no human in a suit, no circus freak to be studied by twilight, coddled by fluttershy and tolerated by the rest as you quipped and stumbled your way through the seasons

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>>42936193
>mixing up and ruining every plot beat in the process
>you didn't come as a filly, a disgruntled troublemaker coping with the radical changes that came from your own body or how the rest of equestria treated you
>an agent if chaos to rival discord, set on making every princess regret their life choices
>you couldn't be that, wasn't that right?
>you were a stallion, rewarded with a comfortable transition into pony life
>horns or a wing would just complicate things for everyone really. everyPONY, really
>there was no room to complain
>you even appeared in a clearing near a small city far away from canterlot
>just your luck
>and you had to answer equestria's generous offer in kind
>no calling too much attention to yourself
>no interac-interfering with the main cast
>no messing up the story of this wonderful fairytale
>but you couldn't do that from all the way here anyways
>not even in your dreams
>you didn't have any
>yet another trait you carried from earth
>so you could socialize to your heart's content if you wanted to
>but nopony approached you out of their own volition
>they'd rather stare
>you didn't blame them, you gave quite the striking first impression
>a neon green coat that, along with your black mane clashed against the colors you'd come to expect from real ponies
>a cutie mark that created more questions thak it answered
>a name-scratch that, anonymous isn't a name by human or pony standards
>it's just a word, what naturally comes to your wretched mind when a new acquaintance asks how to call you
>maybe that's why your coworkers don't want you stinking up their plans
>in the process of considering you they realize how unnatural your name sounds
>unconsciously they pick up the fact that you wasted so much time in a public forum that you let it define you, brand you
>it turned you so jaded that you'd think yoir coworkers capable of these ugly devious feelings
>so hateful that you jumped at an excuse to insult them in your thoughts, to think of them as lesser because they won't be featured with the mane 6
>so what if they couldn't make it as background ponies, you knew these horses better than any cherry berry or rainbowshine
>if these were their real names
>they paled against crimson provence, hint puzzled or pecking order, just to na.e a few
>each a universe of their own
>frankly they may be destined to stay away from the main characters as to not to take away their spotlight
>rarity would hate getting her thunder stolen by these noponies
>rararararara
>what's she up to right now
>you missed watching her from a screen
>how bad would it be to start watching her again from afar
>pretty bad
>how many things would it change if you supported her business, gifted her gems, met her, talked to her
>way too many
>so you had your coworker group
>that kept slipping away like sand from your palms
>but you only had soles
>so you walked into the night, another friday
youtu.be/46IQu0yuJzU
youtu.be/JqhI1w1CwlQ
Blame these

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>>42936071
>The Elements are unconscious, the Princesses imprisoned, Discord is again petrified and the Goat, as alien to this world as I, looms over us all.
>The other villains fit the mould, not him though. Pure evil has no place in this world, that's why with all my strength, I have to stop him no matter what. I refuse to die and leave them to his torment again.
>This power was never truly mine, I was never meant to be here.
>This power was granted to me by the belief, the need of others to save them from a horrible fate.
>To hold it all together long enough for the story to right itself, so for the belief of my little ponies, for the trust they placed in me then and the hope they place in me now, I will not lose.
>He taunts, I shoot back, its all or nothing
>The world rushes together as it all coalesces into one
>I feel the ground beneath me splinter as I put my back into it
>A flash of the first friend made in this world long ago, the friend taken by him, swirls in my mind "Do your best Nonny!"
>With all of my might and beyond my hoof connects with his jaw sending last drop of power within me, drawn from my body, my hooves, my wings, my horn, even my mane, into that single point
>Blazing with the light I've witnessed before but never felt myself until now
>Like the end of a warm embrace, I feel the last embers of that borrowed power die within me as the Goat is enveloped in cataclysmic force, whatever was left of him launched skyward splitting the heavens asunder.

>>42936193
>>42936200

Well that's a fucking bummer, anon.

>>42936200
It's time Anon creates his own story

>>42936202
What happens to Anon? Does he lose his alicorn form or does he vanish altogether?

>>42936161
Explain it to me i haven't watched past twilight becoming an al*corn

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>>42936684
>the Tree summoned Anon to Equestria to do a job
>look after Equestria
>easier said than done
>no Celestia
>no Luna
>no Discord
>only Grogar
>and Grogar had to die
>but nothing in Equestria is made to kill
>only imprison at worst
>Grogar was the anomaly
>so another anomaly was required
>but the Tree had to be sure Anon wouldn't be another Grogar
>so it summoned him with nothing but hooves
>everything he did to help while he tried the futile goal of bringing back Celestia were watched
>and so he was given his ascension
>he had the human will to disregard Grogar's life and take it
>now he had the power
>and the authority to rule Equestria until Celestia and Luna came back
>a millenia passes
>everyone comes back
>including Grogar
>Anon fights
>He wins
>And at the end
>He gets to rest

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>>42936816
>Twilight waking up in time to watch her mentor either and die with a smile on his face

>>42936684
The Alicorn magic is gone and centuries of accumulated battle-scars & weariness make themselves known yet he raises his hoof victoriously nonetheless, he did his job now its their turn. Either somepony saves him or he dies shortly after the fight