>"Why aren't you ever naked, Anon?">"You don't have to conform to those old rules anymore, you're free here.">"Just relax, there's no need to be embarrassed.">"Take them off, it will be fine.">"You aren't going to make me use my princess powers, are you?"
>>42914160...and then he got >raped.
I'll take off my pants when Megan arrives
>>42914160Without clothes I will be cold. You'll have to warm me up...perhaps with your mouth
>>42914160Because I like how clothes feel.
I spent my whole life wearing clothes, I like it at this point. I would hope that ponies would understand that and accept it, albeit probably with some light ribbing.
>>42914160>WHO ARE YOU >GET OUT OF MY HOUSE>TWILIGHT SOMEONE IS IN THE HOUSE
>>42914464>living with twilight but has no idea who celestia isAh... this is one of those play-rape things, isn't it?
>>42914160obligatory
>>42914160"princess powers"The fact she didn't say Magic makes me wonder what she has up her sleeve.
>>42914486Maybe she’d try to ask you out on a date in order to get you into her bed.
>>42914160“Your Highness, the nude beach ended about 200 yards ago.”
>>42914160Not going to happen, sorry princess.
>>42914480Weaver was great, darn shame he died in a submarine accident.
>>42914531>Equestria gets its first nude beach>a bunch of ponies are standing around looking confused>"What's the point of this?"
>>42914160>Celestia, 0.5 seconds after trying to use her "princess powers"
>>42914541Swimsuits make mares 20% sexier (excuse the human asscheeks on Rarity)
>>42914598True.
>>42914598I don't get why artists do that, it looks dumb on ponies, not to mention less aesthetic than the smooth thigh curve the show has.>inb4 that one gigafaggot crying about zoo
