How to feel closer to the ponies?
Buy a plushie and get a tulpa>inb4 mental illness 2scaryCoward.
buy a pony
I want to feel happy.
>>42914617>Buy a plushieI fully endorse this step.>get a tulpaI used to make fun of this, but now that we are in the age of people dating AI chatbots, tulpamancers seem much more mentally sane.
>>42914617>Buy a plushieSee, that's the thing. I already own a few small plushies from Symbiote Studios, but it's not enough to satisfy my carnal desires. I really, truly need a life-sized plush, paired with either a Sugar Star or preferably a Mara.The caveat is that I'll still be living with my parents for the next year or so until I have enough money to buy my own property. Tulpamancy can go a long way, but it's simply not enough for me.What is the alternative solution for people in situations like mine?
>>42914595Kill yourself
>>42914811lucid dreaming maybe?
>>42914595Choose one of the mane six you like least, or one who interacts the most with your favorite, as a pony to inhabit. Make a copy of every episode and dub all of their lines for the entire series with silence. Memorize each and every one of those lines. Then re-watch the series over and over and whenever your pony speaks to your character you can respond to her as if she is talking to you.
>>42914622what if im poor though?
>>42914595Big pony plush
