>>42934875G1 is paganism, the ancient legends that were the roots for all.G% is Islam.Pretends to be in the continuity of the previous, but ruins everything, shit on the core values of FiM, only cares for destruction of everything that has been done, and only adored by morons without faith.
>>42934875What would MLP:FiM Orthodoxy be, and what's the analogue for the fillyoque in this scenario?
>more rerunswhich thread, op?
>>42934875Islam: chooses Larson as prophet
>>42934979Alcorn Twilight would make sense as the filioque, but OP here is treating it as Jesus and calling most of this board Jews lmao
>>42934875true fans enjoy gen 1
>>42935082wtf g1 zippers
>>42934875I see somebody was inspired by Redeemed Zoomer's posts today
>>42934875does that make Generasion 5 Islam?sunny is the prophet muhammad?
>>42935286inshallah
>>42934875You just called most of /mlp/ bronies jews and most of reddit bronies catholics
>>42934875I'm catholic
>>42935384If /mlp/ is Jewish bronies and Reddit is Catholic bronies, then where are the Protestant bronies?
>>42934979MLP:FiM Orthodoxy could be season 1-7 fans, with the Filioque being the Friendship School (although this puts Protestants on the side rejecting the Filioque so the analogy falls apart there)
>>42934973FoE is Mormonism
>>42935384>/mlp/ is a whiney, self-righteous cabal of crypto-believers stuck in the past>reddit are pedantic, ritual-obsessed, neo-idolatersI'd say he's on to something.
>>42934875So that makes Megan Jesus? It was Larson who died for our sins though. Only by thanking him and buying his book can we find redemption.
>>42935636Still works woth this, since Larson didnt leave until after season 5. So the mlp:fim Jews reject his work.
>>42934875>consider everything past S1 to be heresy>am jewishHuuuuuuh.
I like watching the colorful horses do stuff
>>42935650Well normal mlp:fim jews are the season 1/2 fans. I guess you are an MLP Sadducee (the jews who accepted only the Torah and rejected the rest of the Old Testament)
>>42934973Damn, Luna aborted on the moon?
>>42934875Islam:
Imagine being a Jew and rejecting Season 4, the best season of MLP
>>42935743And this is where the "stupid" in "stupid goy" comes from.
>>42935717What does this mean?
>>42935737>a religion accepted almost exclusively by various types of browns who, despite chronologically being newcomers, treat their beliefs as the only true dogma and become really explosive once you disagree with themThis makes so much sense now wtf
>>42934875Truth nuke
>>42934875>christfags>>42935198That this has Redeemed Zoomer all over it makes it even worse.
This was the post that inspired this
>>42936706Also this
>>42936706While I get and see the appeal of this comparison, it is one of those things that the idea will always be weighed down by the awful person who said it first.If this was just a random social media post from a totally random person the idea might gain actual appeal.>>42934875OP's variant is a really low effort copycat though.
>>42936721Gay and geneticfallacypilled. The origin of an idea has no bearing on its validity
>>42936721Why do you think Redeemed Zoomer is awful? And yeah my meme was pretty low effort, but I did at least add the Judaism part
>>42936709So its author's interpretation vs. death of the author
>>42935072We are sorta like jews though, we have our own THE Israel (not that gay modern state one), which as you know is Equestria, a land of milk, and ponies, and pony milk
>>42937439Whats wrong with Protestant Equestria
>>42937453anon I'm Lutheran myself but I cannot deny /mlp/ is spiritually Jewish. As another anon said: >/mlp/ is a whiney, self-righteous cabal of crypto-believers stuck in the pastThat's literally Jews.
>>42937482Are you a season 1-5 fan?
>>42937524I mean I like season 5 but I fucking hate season 4
>>42936706>>42936709Odd how the protestant options are the objectively correct ones
>>42937539So you're a MLP:FiM Evangelical?
>>42937786Redeemed Zoomer is Presbyterian so naturally his posts would be biased towards Protestantism, but Protestantism in general is, in my opinion, the correct way to practice Christianity.Catholicism, especially Folk Catholicism, is really just Paganism in drag.
>>42934875S5-6 > S3-4
>>42937999I can understand S5 > S3/4 (tho i disagree since season 4 is my favorite season), but why S6 > S3/4?
>>42937845>PaganismSo, a naturally born native religion as opposed to an artificial foreign one?Yeah, I think I will choose the former.
Honestly, Faust purists are the Orthobros of the MLP fandom
>>42938169Paganism isn't really a single religion, as cool as you think that sounds. In fact, the term paganism only exists because Christian scholars assigned that name to all non-Christians, they even had the term heathen before that.
>>42938182>Paganism isn't really a single religionThat's exactly why it is superior to ''world religions". There are Greek gods, Roman gods, Germanic gods, Slavic gods, Hindu gods and they all reflect their native culture unlike the Jew on the stick or the cult of the sandnigger warlord.
>>42938203oh my heccin science heccin diversityreddit chungus wholesome 100, kind stranger!
>>42938203>Hindu gods>Proud of this
>>42938203Under your criteria Judaism is based
>>42938313Judaism is great for the natives and a menace for their adversaries.If it doesn't sound based to you then you have been successfully brainwashed.>>42938298Even the most pathetic local religion cannot be more cringe than worshipping a god made by a totally unrelated to you nation.
>>42937786OK tranny
The Protestant position is the only logical one. You can't be a S1-S2 Purist Jew because seasons 3-5 kept the old writers, stayed enjoyable and developed the mane six solidly while keeping its world logical. Rejecting McCarthy's work is rejecting the true faith, Faust trusted McCarthy. But you can't be Catholic and accept Hasbro's magisterium because it recognizes the Haber era Babylonian captivity which is bloated, corporate mandated sludge.
>>42938351>stayed enjoyable>>>developed the mane six
>>42938351I don't know how someone can look at season four and say it has anything in common with what came before it. It feels so different it's insane. 3 you can make an argument for, but 4's just a different show outright.
>>42938328t. jeet
>>42938351>You can't be a S1-S2 Purist Jew because seasons 3-5 kept the old writersTwilight's alicornization in S3 was pushed by Hasbro, not by any of the writers.It is only natural to deny this perversion of the natural character development flow.
>>42934875For MLP:FiM Judaism, fanfics based on the 1st two seasons would be the Talmud
>>42938367>fanfics based on the 1st two seasons would be the TalmudNow wait a fucking second...
>>42938362The season 4 premiere and finale handled it Twilicorn very well. I do concede that Twilight became boring after season 4 tho, in season 4 it barely felt like she was a princess at all since she had no official role and still lived in the tree library. While as Princess of Friendship it felt like her edge was gone and her character had nowhere else to go. However, season 5 still used her wonderfully in Amending Fences (my favorite episode of the whole show) and had great development for the other characters, plenty of fun episodes, and was the last season with the original writers. So season 5 still is canon outside of the finale which instituted Haber's Babylonian Captivity.
To defend the Protestant position:Season 4 ->Featured by far the most amount of songs of any season of the show, and the songs are consistently great and varied.>Took risks and was very creative with really fun and varied concepts for episodes.>Very solid mix of episodes for each of the mane six, plus Spike & the CMC. Every character got great development in at least one episode. All of the characters got great episodes to shine in without exception. Especially impressive is that this season managed to have both two great Spike episodes (Inspiration Manifestation, Equestria Games), and two great CMC episodes (Flight to the Finish, Twilight Time), even though both of those episode types tended to be meh in seasons 1-3.>Has a more action packed and mature tone, while at the same time not sacrificing any of the characterization and fun that makes the show great (unlike the later seasons).>The episode quality and consistency is easily the best of any season. Outside of a couple bad episodes and like 3 meh ones, basically everything else was flat out great.>Twilight was just as nerdy and likeable as before, and her treehouse was still there. She also got great development in the premiere and finale that undid the issues with the rushed Season 3 finale. (Both episodes clearly established how Twilight was not actually very happy with her role as princess, and it took the whole season for her to find her place.) None of the issues with Twilight's character were actually noticeable until Season 5.>It also fixed the rushed Discord reformation by making it clear in his appearances how he was not fully reformed,was really only even liked by Fluttershy, and still loved annoying others with chaos. These issues built up well to his relapse in the finale, with him realizing that the fun of being evil wasn't worth losing his friendship with Fluttershy. Such great development.>That season premiere and finale were two of the most fun two-parters of the show. The arc with the keys was a great way to tie the season together in a non-intrusive way that even highlighted great character development.>Animation quality is probably the best of the entire show, being higher quality compared to the previous seasons while also not trying too hard or seeming stilted like later seasons.>Season 4 took the great qualities of Seasons 1-3, and pumped up the music, animation, and action, took more risks in general, balanced the characters and developed them fantastically, fixed the issues caused by Season 3, while not sacrificing anything that made the show great previously.
>>42934875Well, /mlp/ is full of Jews then.
>>42938385We are Faust's chosen people after all, to who else did she reveal herself? It was right here on /mlp/ where she revealed herself to us.
>>42938385The correct answer is Season 1-5, no S5 finale
>>42938385What was this data collected from?
>>42938391>What was this data collected from?https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36161272/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36165853/#q36165853
>>42935737>>42936114G% is Islam, EQG is Mormonism
>>42938537Fair
>>42938537What is newborn cuties then?
>>42938333
Bump
>>42938810Definitely Arianism
>>42939166you know you can bump good threads too, right?
>>42939272>good threadsSuch as?
>>42938203>Slavic gods404 Идoлы He Haйдeныand that's just ignoring the fact that we barely had any history before Christianity kek
>>42936114I was treating it more through the lens of "the Main Guy (Twilight/Jesus) isn't the Main Guy anymore, but he's still important."
>>42938385Kek
>>42939428You literally make wooden idols to this day, just with painted "saints" (minor gods) on them.And it is a real shame that Christianity erased the history of the eastern Slavs.
>>42936776This. Anyone who believes otherwise has no business being on 4chan (where we treat the 'what' of what is being said as the single most important metric rather than the 'who' - hence Anonymous, for any newfriends who don't understand) and might find Reddit more up to their speed, where upvotes will tell you what to agree or disagree with.
>>42940089>You literally make wooden idols to this day, just with painted "saints" (minor gods) on them.Икoнoбopчecтвo вcё eщё ocтaётcя >And it is a real shame that Christianity erased the history of the eastern Slavs.we literally had no writing system before Christianity
>>42937845Even as an atheist (actual atheist, not agnostic - I don't believe there is any god at all and it's all just cope/wishful thinking when life is nothing more than a fluke) I find protestantism to make far more sense than catholicism does. It also helps that they're the only Christians with actual principles, whereas catholics just do whatever and bend their belief in whatever way they need to when they do sin according to their belief with the copout "God is forgiveness" and just say a prayer and go on with their day.
>>42940122>we literally had no writing systemLies.https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Дoхpиcтиaнcкaя_пиcьмeннocть_y_cлaвян
>>42940195???
>>42940205https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%94%D0%BE%D1%85%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%8F_%D0%BF%D0%B8%D1%81%D1%8C%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%BD%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D1%8C_%D1%83_%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%B2%D1%8F%D0%BD
What do if atheist- (I like 1-2 best / enjoy a lot of episodes in high amount up to s4 then enjoy all the rest of show (even through stupid eps cause I love ponies)) Which I believe that’s how we should all be never turn our backs on our colourful horses :) (Also atheist is most common in Australia ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>42940435I wouldn't say that's atheist, more American Protestant where they just have a grab bag of beliefs from whatever religions they like. They'll unironically believe in voodoo and feng shui and karma while also being Christian, that's kinda you.
>>42940435>never turn our backs on our colourful horsesThen you must reject the late Hasbro crap as it actively taints the pony image.
>>42937999Trips of truth blessed by god.
>>42940444Oddly enough yah that’s what most Aussies do they either really don’t believe in anything or grab bits and pieces of morals and principles from other religions without the higher power stuff just like karma but without spiritual or give more than take. Really we just chill lol we like what we like and go on with our day
>>42940467G4 is my horses. You are correct in saying that image is supposed to be a certain way. Fan art and fimfics have captured this idk why assbro cant argh
>>42934875So seasons 1-2 are Old Testament, Seasons 3-5 are New Testament, Seasons 6-9 are Deuterocanonical, and fanfics based on Seasons 1-2 are the Talmud. Checks out.
>>42934875mh, what are the supersessionist and dispensationalist positions?
>>42934875Faust created ponies and all was well. But then came the devil, McCarthy, who perverted and defiled the ponies in s3-4 by pandering to bronies and creating the abominable false idols that are barbies.Haber was the son of Faust sent to banish the devil beginning a renaissance of pony, renewing the spirit and teachings of Faust for three seasons until the devil worshipping Jews crucified him in s8.
>>42940741Anon... season 2 has Derpy's name said out loud. It has Vinyl being canonized as a party DJ and not just some beatnik sound engineer. It has Rainbow Dash say fuck without saying fuck. Season 2 is definitively the start of the fan pandering era, it just didn't fully embrace it.
>>42940749McCarthy wasn't in full control yet but you could still see her poisonous influence ripping the soul out of the show.
>>42940756I don't think it was specifically her so much as it was the whole team being excited that their show was getting tons of attention.
>>42940749the fan pandering started when they re-derped derpy's eyes in feeling pinkie keen.
>>42940741I'm pretty sure McCarthy was showrunner in season 5, not Haber. Regardless, Season 5 was the last season to have the original writers (outside of a few season 6 episodes)
>>42940773It's the first example of it but it's so minor that it's hard to compare to them actively writing around the fans.
>>42934875Haber is a literal JewOP is a literal fag
>>42940836how would you map this analogy then?
>>42940844As pilpul
>>42940829The sudden change in tone and increase of quality from s4 to s5 was thanks to Haber.
VOTE!: https://strawpoll.com/ajnE1MDajnW
>>42940879Where's the only 2-7 is canon pick?
>>42938537LMAO
now on reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/MyLittleMemes/comments/1q81fwi/which_denomination_do_you_belong_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
>>42941013Kill yourself.
>>42941013This is where most people here should take this discussion, considering all they do is look at what idea has the most traction rather than which is most logically sound.
>>42935614would EaW then be the hoteps?(the yakub fucks)
>>42936706I'm Star Wars Orthodoxy
>>42940879Protestantism and Judaism are currently tied
>>42936706>redeemed zoomerI've seen a few guys like this. People like him and zoomer historian really get on my nerves. It's like they're compensating for being broccoli-headed retards by being socially conservative. But it's not just that; there's this annoying snideness they have about them. They think they're super clever and funny and that "being in on the joke" is more important than the message itself. You seem those types all over any comments section too:>hello fellow noticers>early life gang>the juice>we gettin kicked out of 109 bars to thisIt's all so cutesy and obnoxious. If you're gonna name the Jew, just fucking do it and stop mindlessly repeating the same 3 jokes.
>>42942096Antisemitism just isn't as fun as it used to be.
>>42934875What if I consider 1-7 canon, and I consider the movie to be a separate continuity and 8-9 to be non canon?
>>42942171That can be MLP:FiM Orthodoxy then, friendship school is the papacy
>>42940879I hope Carrot Dogs are kosher.
>>42941307I think that's more of the Twitter crowd, but KANGZ are revisionists, and I don't know if Pony has that.
>>42942305Only if the carrot is killed by a kosher butcher.
>>42942096>If you're gonna name the Jew, just fucking do itI can only assume that 4chan is the sole place where you interact with other people online, otherwise you'd be acutely aware of the fact that doing what you suggest would get your account banned sooner than you can solve the 4chan captcha.
>>42934875But haber is jew
>>42934875>Haber>CatholicismHis MLP is heresy against the lord.
>>42942358It's so fucked up to call S1 purists Jews. It's the opposite.
>>42943530They reject the essential revelation of alicorn twilight
>>42943852The revelation that the show turned the shit the second she got her wings?
>thread about religion (every thread about religion on this entire site is terrible)>thread about canonfaggotry (drawing a hard line at which seasons are canon and which aren't is retardedyup. this is an especially awful thread.
>>42943530>dead kike on a stick>toy advert with wingsI can see it.
>>42943530>>42943854You are a moron, sir.
>>42934973That's actually kind of spot on
>>42943891Agree, you should judge each episode on its own merit. Dividing what's good or not into "seasons" is brainlet thinking (but then, so is religion to begin with kek)
>>42944243Eventually I'm gonna rate every episode and see if I notice any patterns in my own preferences, since that seems like the most logical way to do things.
>>42934875What's the Transcendental Argument for the existence of God in MLP:FiM?
>>42934875No eastern othodox?
>>42944264How would you rank the seasons from memory
>>42944290Orthodox could be seasons 1-7, with the friendship school as the filioque
>>42944290>eastern orthodoxS1-S2(no canterlot wedding), Fo:E
>>42945203>Fo:EThis one is true.Fallout: Equestria is a predominantly Russian fandom as of now.
>>42945203In the meme, Judaism should exclude the season 2 finale, and Protestantism should exclude the season 5 finale. Those were both more so changers for the show than the following season 3 premieres were by introducing Cadance and redeeming Starlight, and of course Meghan McCarthy wrote Canterlot Wedding and Josh Haber wrote Cutie Remark
>>42945687staroobryadtsy then
>>42946098What?
>>42946809https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Believers
>>42947026So schismatic Orthodox
why is it always the worst threads that get the babysitters? it's clear nobody likes this thread. just let it die next time.
>>42934973>believe in an heretical version of the canon>nearly tore the community apart in their faith>were thought to be wiped out but somehow keep popping back upEqG is Arianism.
>>42948372eqg is still alive >>42938810>>42939246
>>42942331Hard Archive seems to be getting away with it so far. Stop excusing cowardice.
>>42942859His MLP, and him being a Jew, made me seriously consider myself an antisemite. That's why it's bullshit to say s1/2 purists are Jews. Is Jewish to subvert what we loved into the abomination the show became. THAT'S Jewish.
