Anonmare ThreadPrevious: >>42703993Greens:https://ponepaste.org/11227https://ponepaste.org/11309https://ponepaste.org/11463https://ponepaste.org/11575Thread Question:Fuck it, Anonmare arrives as a full-ass mare instead of a pony. How do ponies react?
>>42937813why does she have thumbs
>>42937813I love anonmare
>>42937817It's a dew claw hoof
Pre bed bed
Anonmare got her thumb privileges revoked.
>>42938788ye, its that laughable shit janny again, its getting kinda tiresome
>>42938990oh how they grow old!
>>42938990Why does Anon look like a slut?
Princess Anonmare insisting Cadence be made her official sister not just cousin
>>42937847this and the mcnugget one are so fucking good
>Be you>Canon-breaker bitch Anonmare>Growing up in the palace is pretty cash at times, good food, good bed, mom cuddles, all a decent trade-off for the negatives>Sometimes>Nobles, dresses and no penis are still irritating >Been, essentially forced, to hang out with Cadence, Twilight and Shining Armour occasionally >Shining Armour is such a sperg. He's literally you, before the whole sudden rebirth and penis theft of course>Would be fine, he'd be a dork and catch Cadence's eye for it, great>Problem is he's crushing on you OVER her right now
>>42939480>She can't accept her destiny>Her destiny to birth a baby even worse than Flurry Heart
>>42939748>Anonmare waking up shrieking from a nightmare >Cold sweats, coat dishevelled, mane tussled, wings ruffled>Saw pic related in the dream trot up to her and say 'Mama'
>>42939864>Be Princess Anonmare>Be, through a series of totally not gay shit, pregnant>Look, estrus sucks ok?>Married life isn't even that bad- ponies apparently ONLY want to fuck during heat season, so the rest of the year your husband is just a comics and DnD dork you happen to live with>He's big and muscly too, so you feel safe sleeping in his bed- NOPE NOPE GO AWAY GAY THOUGHTS>Anyway->AUGH>Stomach cramps.>All day>That one was 10x worse, though>And you just pissed all over the floor->Correction: Be, through a series of incredibly gay bullshit, in labor>Twilight chimes in with "Actually, labor starts long before the water breaks, you've probably been in this process since early this morning!">Fucking little cunt, married Pinkie Pie>COULDA BEEN YOUR HEAD USING HER FAT PINK PLOT FOR A PILLOW BUT NO>Instead you play little spoon to Shining Armor, with his sweaty ballsack touching your back>And because ponies are so incredibly non-lewd 99% of the time, nobody but you would ever even think to think of this as a problem>All because your STUPID FUCKING PUSSY wanted to get filled ONCE>AND NOW YOUR BODY PREPARES TO SQUEEZE A FAT FUCKING BABY OUT OF A HOLE SO TINY IT STRETCHES FOR SHINY'S NEEDLEDICK>And to top ALL that off, Purplesmart is lecturing you on a TECHNICALITY>Well>One bright side"FUCKING SHIT YOU LITTLE BITCH FUCK OFF!">She looks hurt for one second, then perks up. "Aw, you don't mean that!">For however many hours this lasts, you can scream the nastiest swears you can think of, and nopony cares because you're being ripped from your V to your A>Gotta take the small victor->Owowowowowowowowow>Hours of this shit>The back half of your body practically wrenching itself in half as your cervix dilates>Twilight narrating every horrible biological thing going on inside your horsepussy>Shining came in, took one look and fainted. Typical.>The dilating stops and- FUCK. You just gotta PUSH.>FUCK FUCK FUCK>The brat's moving inside you still-"DAMMIT JUNIOR JUST GIMME A MINUTE AND YOU CAN KICK THE AIR ALL YOU FUCKING WANT! AUGH!">"I see a little snoot!">OH FUCK IT BURNS>YOUR PUSSY IS MOUNT KRAKATOA>Tears are streaming down your face>"Come on BSBFFF, just a little more! Her head's all the way out-""HNNNNG-Augh!">Your daughter enters the world and you start sobbing. Like uncontrollably. Just from the pain.>And then you hear her cry.>Don't look at her eyes! It's how she makes you->Oh god>The painful sobbing turns to tears of joy as you push her head up towards your swollen, aching tits>She latches on and starts drinking, her jaw squeezing in time with audible gulps>Okay, she's kinda cute.>MAN, having milk sucked out of you feels weird. Kinda good, but weird.>Actually, everything feels good right now.>Everything is alright. Are you even capable of being sad right now?>Wait>For a second you coulda sworn she flashed you a mischievous, even victorious, grin>Oh no>Did your infant daughter just MINDBREAK you!?
>>42934874https://ponepaste.org/11575>Buck>Your heart sinks as you watch the bungee cord flop around, now in two pieces>Easy, don't hyperventilate. Just breathe.>You could just do the original plan?>They must have loosened it up, too>Okay>You can still salvage this!>Charge forward into the candyland crawdad boil>Ignore the pleading from the suit gremlin>The pole is still where you left it- where else would it be?>Heck, it looks like it's at a lower angle- they DID move it a little!>Nothing holding you back now. Get behind it and lean on it- put all your weight into it!>A dial intrudes on your mind's eye- a circle with a lot of numbers and a needle pointing to a red square>Ignore it. You don't need to redline the powered assist for long."HNNNNG""AUGH""COMEONCOMEON BUCK- AAAAAAG!">The pole gives way, rather suddenly, causing you to faceplant in the ground>Almost reflexively you push the pole forward as hard as you can, hoping to prevent any possible falling in>Get up, wipe the dirt off your helmet, scrunch at the streaks of pink your stained leg leaves>That took a lot out of you.. Just catch your breath.>More redline hallucinations.>The water's moderately less wild now. Some of the sediment is already settling lower.>Now- turn around, get one of those carabiners back, go find the bungee cord and yank for extraction!>As you're untying the silk rope, you even see a little vortex draining into the crack.>Give it a few hours, tops, this whole place will be dry...ish. Covered in gross sloppy sand, but dry enough for your present standards.>Argh>Buck>BUCK! You scrunch in frustration. Why do you always have to tie such good knots!?>And why are your lungs still burning?>Let the suit's screaming back into your mind-
>>42939923>>ABRASIVE ENVIRONMENT WITHIN OPERATIONAL TOLERANCES. SHIELD CAPACITORS AT 35% AND RISING-R-R-R-R>>INTERNAL DAMAGE DETECTED. DAMAGE TO PORT COMPARTMENT ONE HAS SPREAD TO VITAL SYSTEMS. FAILURE IMMINENT."Oh no no no nonononono">How did anything get inside- THE CROWBAR. That was first on the list!>It must've happened when you popped the rack open in the tartarean bubble bath!>Now just stay calm. You have an air supply; one that must be completely isolated and manually operated."Which hardline was it for the-">Your lights cut out, the comforting hum of the machinery goes silent, and the reassuring weight of the gear becomes an assload heavier."-air tanks.">Nothing to do but fumble about, rubbing water at the front of your helmet while you feel around with your horn>Orange? No- must be something powered>Yellow? No- GAH! You yelp as you manually fire a flare just as your eyes were beginning to adjust->WHEEZE>Water at face! Water at face!>Wait, how do you get rid of spent air now!? BUCK!>The whirlpool! Maybe stick your head close to it?>You do, and it helps a bit, but the helmet still feels stale>SILVER! It was silver!>Pull on that line hard- you can feel your magic being pulled along, like light through a series of mirrors, to turn knobs>A little mouth... nozzle... thingy on a hose gets ratcheted up from a hidden compartment in the front of your suit. Stick it in your mouth. Pull the cord the last few bits and->Air. Fresh air.>Now that you can breathe properly, you shouldn't need to worry much about the helmet. The air pressure will build up and hurt your eyes and ears, but that same pressure will help force the staleness out despite the water pressure outside.>Now what?>Might want to get away from all this current, just in case>Trudge back to where you signaled for the pull team>It's strangely easier to move underwater when all this stuff is weighing you down.>No having to hop and skip and risk careening into walls. Just walk.>A little further. Just a few more steps.>And that's it.>You've got 20 minutes or so>And you're alone.>Down here.>Underwater.>With no rescue line.
>>42939914oh god, flurry is the same as anonmare
>>42938464one cozy mare on the bed!
>>42939914Reminder that pony pregnancy and birth IRL is relatively painless.Mare starts going into labor, half an hour later the baby is out, mom tired, and foal doing its first tentative steps.
>>42940572Anonmare is pushing out a fat fuck alicorn with massive wings and a pokey horn though
>>42940596Giving birth to a unicorn in particular must suck major ass. Like pissing out a knife.
>>42940599Not to mention ponies have huge heads. Like their cranium to body ratio puts humans to shame.
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>>42940933She’s just like me fr.
>>42941490Correct. You can clearly see she isn't wearing a cap.
Anonmare is canon apparently
>>42941768That HAS to be an edit
>>42941943https://youtu.be/EQKEuhZqGjESee the truth Anon.
>>42942100Dubs of truth
>>42942648what game?
>>42942866the game in which you lose upon thinking about it
preb
>>42943426Anonmare is learning some magic spells!
Posting family for good luck. Having no OP image sucks though- Anonmare Thread just keeps on being janky, much like Anonmare herself I guess.
>>42943684It was pony anon drawn with a thumb so she could hold a cheeto-dusted game controller, apparently that counts as anthro now
>>42943920How powerful his spine must be- that's at least 300 pounds of horse
>>42943889janniggers tongue my anus
>>42943920>>42944021Following what happens in that anime episode, she self destructs 10 seconds later.
i'm doing some anonmares, is the adult one's mane good enough or should i make it bigger?
>>42944345I kinda like the idea of her cleaning her act up and keeping her mane shorter in adulthood. She looks almost respectable.
>>42944345She looks perfect! Short hair suits her well drawfriend.
>>42944345looks good enough, I love her mane!
>>42944355>>42944446>>42944703thanks thanks, what other anonmares should i add to the lineup?
>>42943889If hoof-thumbs are anthro then anthro is canon.This adds to my hypothesis that Tales is a world of human-pony hybrids.
>>42944895how about the old depressed anonmare like pic related with the scruffy mane?
>>42945066sure i can do that one, be fun to draw a fatter pony
>>42944895(True) Princess Anonmare, having achieved harmony against all odds.
>>42945236She came inside Rainbow Dash despite having a vagina and no cock. For this sexual paradox she was granted godhood.
>>42942355truly the most fanciest anon of them all!
>>42939933Just stopping to say I ain't abandoning this, just taking a few days off
>>42945855Pre bed holy shit super saiyan hairPic's nice I'm just being an ass
>>42945236When she grows more powerful, her mane swirls around, forming slurs and obscene gestures at the edges.
>>42945957>>42945855Oh, I forgot to actually type out that this is related to this post >>42934456 in the Anonstallion thread
>>42945957the anonstallion thread after long debate within the debate chambers in their togas concluded male alicorns or other such magical stallions would have super-saiyan style hair as female alicorns and magical mares tend to have glittery, flowing manes males should have spiky manes to contrast
what would element anonmare's gala dress look like?
>>42945855So wholesome!! All the crossover with Anonstallion Thread fills me with joy. Anonstallion best husband/friend/coworker.>>42946149It's a good contrast that adds a nice bit of personality to their alicorns.>>42946357I think colour-wise dark purple and blue-board blue. Maybe the back of the dress covered in greentext, and a red >> hair clip for her mane? I... I don't know how to design dresses Anon.>it needs to be about 20% more retardedThere's also the question of what Anonmare's faildress looks like, after nagging Rarity for 'personalisations'.>"Can you sew some slurs into the seams? As many as you can. Oh and it needs quality bait, it's not 'me' unless every mare and stallion who sees it starts seething.">"Um, Anon darling, we're making a dress, not a warcrime...">"Come on Rarity, this is about self expression, surely an artist like you understands that.">"I'm just not sure Rainbow will appreciate the... depiction you've requested. Can't we do something else...?">"No way, that part isn't negotiable. Dash will just have to deal with it.">"Do I want to know what IWTCIRD stands for...?">"It's better if you don't ask."
>>42946443Neither do I really but lets pretend we're rarity. Anon is a mysterious mare with a mystery question mark and an innately inquisitive disposition, her dress for the gala should reflect her nature and compliment her high-contrast colour scheme. How about a noir-esque black gown with touches of Amber gems to compliment her coat and eyes
>>42946467Noir-esque sounds like a good angle to me. Anonmare brooding and mysterious at the gala!
>>42946467Something like this, Rarity?
>>42946609I'd say less sequins, more suave than girly. the ivy pattern would be lovely though, her mane would absolutely need to be done up perhaps in a secretary bun.
>>42946467>>42946443I found this, it'd work imo
>>42946626That style is pretty good, it's not excessively girly and it's pretty classy. Just need to replace the music motif with...Puzzle pieces
>>42946635 its the iconic anon suit with the detective rarity hat
>>42946443>Anonmare is just censored on stage wearing the faildress
>all our dreams and our hopes from now until hereafter>all that we've been wishing for will happen at the gala!>(at the gala!)
>>42946712>"Oh Anon you want to go the gala too?!">"Uh... well Yeah Kinda.">"But why you hate big parties!">Don't say to find and seduce Luna.>"Tooooo..... hang out with Princess Luna and not kiss her.">Nailed it.
>>42946889>Anon's Gala fuckup is Twilight absolutely not believing her>She spends the entire night constantly pulled back to Twilight's side>"No no Anon, Princess Luna will come here when she's ready to join">Meanwhile>Luna sees dreams and shit>She knows Anon wants to fuck her>Cue Sad Woona in lingerie waiting for a casual fuck from the one peasant who isn't afraid of her
>>42946889>At the Gala>I will find her>The Princess of the Ni-ight!>Mane sparkling>A kiss beneath the sta-aars!>From the castle>In the moonlight>It'll be a perfect e-eve>We'll live happily ever after>When I see her at the galaaa!
>>42947008my sides
>S1,Episode 22>The Tea party at sugarcube corner, everypony is there to greet the princess and for her to meet her faithful student's friends>For some reason the guards let her into the bakery without asking for identification first>Anonmare is sat as far from Celestia as she can manage and seems to be wilfully avoiding even looking in her direction>She tried to pet philomena but the bird nipped her hoof and she trotted away scowling muttering under breath that the bird 'always' hated her>As fluttershy leaves with philomena in hoof Anonmare can be seen beside the princess, ears folded down, eyes darting side to side before quickly kissing her on the cheek
What do (you) imagine Anonmare's voice to sound like? Do you have a voice actress in mind?
>>42947184Real answer: kind of a grown up Babs Seed?Funny answer: Marge Simpson
>>42947191I heard the Mmm in my head before her actual voice
>>42947184I don't know exactly what comparison to make for it, but like a slightly rough woman's voice
>>42947184I imagine a deeper voice compared to the rest of the mane 6. You ever seen the 1974 version of the Great Gatsby? Something like Jordan Baker's voice there
>>42947315DAMN. Anonmare sounds HOT.
>>42947184kimi sparkle
