Anonmare ThreadPrevious: >>42703993Greens:https://ponepaste.org/11227https://ponepaste.org/11309https://ponepaste.org/11463https://ponepaste.org/11575Thread Question:Fuck it, Anonmare arrives as a full-ass mare instead of a pony. How do ponies react?
>>42937813why does she have thumbs
>>42937813I love anonmare
>>42937817It's a dew claw hoof
Pre bed bed
Anonmare got her thumb privileges revoked.
>>42938788ye, its that laughable shit janny again, its getting kinda tiresome
>>42938990oh how they grow old!
>>42938990Why does Anon look like a slut?
Princess Anonmare insisting Cadence be made her official sister not just cousin
>>42937847this and the mcnugget one are so fucking good
>Be you>Canon-breaker bitch Anonmare>Growing up in the palace is pretty cash at times, good food, good bed, mom cuddles, all a decent trade-off for the negatives>Sometimes>Nobles, dresses and no penis are still irritating >Been, essentially forced, to hang out with Cadence, Twilight and Shining Armour occasionally >Shining Armour is such a sperg. He's literally you, before the whole sudden rebirth and penis theft of course>Would be fine, he'd be a dork and catch Cadence's eye for it, great>Problem is he's crushing on you OVER her right now
>>42939480>She can't accept her destiny>Her destiny to birth a baby even worse than Flurry Heart
>>42939748>Anonmare waking up shrieking from a nightmare >Cold sweats, coat dishevelled, mane tussled, wings ruffled>Saw pic related in the dream trot up to her and say 'Mama'
>>42939864>Be Princess Anonmare>Be, through a series of totally not gay shit, pregnant>Look, estrus sucks ok?>Married life isn't even that bad- ponies apparently ONLY want to fuck during heat season, so the rest of the year your husband is just a comics and DnD dork you happen to live with>He's big and muscly too, so you feel safe sleeping in his bed- NOPE NOPE GO AWAY GAY THOUGHTS>Anyway->AUGH>Stomach cramps.>All day>That one was 10x worse, though>And you just pissed all over the floor->Correction: Be, through a series of incredibly gay bullshit, in labor>Twilight chimes in with "Actually, labor starts long before the water breaks, you've probably been in this process since early this morning!">Fucking little cunt, married Pinkie Pie>COULDA BEEN YOUR HEAD USING HER FAT PINK PLOT FOR A PILLOW BUT NO>Instead you play little spoon to Shining Armor, with his sweaty ballsack touching your back>And because ponies are so incredibly non-lewd 99% of the time, nobody but you would ever even think to think of this as a problem>All because your STUPID FUCKING PUSSY wanted to get filled ONCE>AND NOW YOUR BODY PREPARES TO SQUEEZE A FAT FUCKING BABY OUT OF A HOLE SO TINY IT STRETCHES FOR SHINY'S NEEDLEDICK>And to top ALL that off, Purplesmart is lecturing you on a TECHNICALITY>Well>One bright side"FUCKING SHIT YOU LITTLE BITCH FUCK OFF!">She looks hurt for one second, then perks up. "Aw, you don't mean that!">For however many hours this lasts, you can scream the nastiest swears you can think of, and nopony cares because you're being ripped from your V to your A>Gotta take the small victor->Owowowowowowowowow>Hours of this shit>The back half of your body practically wrenching itself in half as your cervix dilates>Twilight narrating every horrible biological thing going on inside your horsepussy>Shining came in, took one look and fainted. Typical.>The dilating stops and- FUCK. You just gotta PUSH.>FUCK FUCK FUCK>The brat's moving inside you still-"DAMMIT JUNIOR JUST GIMME A MINUTE AND YOU CAN KICK THE AIR ALL YOU FUCKING WANT! AUGH!">"I see a little snoot!">OH FUCK IT BURNS>YOUR PUSSY IS MOUNT KRAKATOA>Tears are streaming down your face>"Come on BSBFFF, just a little more! Her head's all the way out-""HNNNNG-Augh!">Your daughter enters the world and you start sobbing. Like uncontrollably. Just from the pain.>And then you hear her cry.>Don't look at her eyes! It's how she makes you->Oh god>The painful sobbing turns to tears of joy as you push her head up towards your swollen, aching tits>She latches on and starts drinking, her jaw squeezing in time with audible gulps>Okay, she's kinda cute.>MAN, having milk sucked out of you feels weird. Kinda good, but weird.>Actually, everything feels good right now.>Everything is alright. Are you even capable of being sad right now?>Wait>For a second you coulda sworn she flashed you a mischievous, even victorious, grin>Oh no>Did your infant daughter just MINDBREAK you!?
>>42934874https://ponepaste.org/11575>Buck>Your heart sinks as you watch the bungee cord flop around, now in two pieces>Easy, don't hyperventilate. Just breathe.>You could just do the original plan?>They must have loosened it up, too>Okay>You can still salvage this!>Charge forward into the candyland crawdad boil>Ignore the pleading from the suit gremlin>The pole is still where you left it- where else would it be?>Heck, it looks like it's at a lower angle- they DID move it a little!>Nothing holding you back now. Get behind it and lean on it- put all your weight into it!>A dial intrudes on your mind's eye- a circle with a lot of numbers and a needle pointing to a red square>Ignore it. You don't need to redline the powered assist for long."HNNNNG""AUGH""COMEONCOMEON BUCK- AAAAAAG!">The pole gives way, rather suddenly, causing you to faceplant in the ground>Almost reflexively you push the pole forward as hard as you can, hoping to prevent any possible falling in>Get up, wipe the dirt off your helmet, scrunch at the streaks of pink your stained leg leaves>That took a lot out of you.. Just catch your breath.>More redline hallucinations.>The water's moderately less wild now. Some of the sediment is already settling lower.>Now- turn around, get one of those carabiners back, go find the bungee cord and yank for extraction!>As you're untying the silk rope, you even see a little vortex draining into the crack.>Give it a few hours, tops, this whole place will be dry...ish. Covered in gross sloppy sand, but dry enough for your present standards.>Argh>Buck>BUCK! You scrunch in frustration. Why do you always have to tie such good knots!?>And why are your lungs still burning?>Let the suit's screaming back into your mind-
>>42939923>>ABRASIVE ENVIRONMENT WITHIN OPERATIONAL TOLERANCES. SHIELD CAPACITORS AT 35% AND RISING-R-R-R-R>>INTERNAL DAMAGE DETECTED. DAMAGE TO PORT COMPARTMENT ONE HAS SPREAD TO VITAL SYSTEMS. FAILURE IMMINENT."Oh no no no nonononono">How did anything get inside- THE CROWBAR. That was first on the list!>It must've happened when you popped the rack open in the tartarean bubble bath!>Now just stay calm. You have an air supply; one that must be completely isolated and manually operated."Which hardline was it for the-">Your lights cut out, the comforting hum of the machinery goes silent, and the reassuring weight of the gear becomes an assload heavier."-air tanks.">Nothing to do but fumble about, rubbing water at the front of your helmet while you feel around with your horn>Orange? No- must be something powered>Yellow? No- GAH! You yelp as you manually fire a flare just as your eyes were beginning to adjust->WHEEZE>Water at face! Water at face!>Wait, how do you get rid of spent air now!? BUCK!>The whirlpool! Maybe stick your head close to it?>You do, and it helps a bit, but the helmet still feels stale>SILVER! It was silver!>Pull on that line hard- you can feel your magic being pulled along, like light through a series of mirrors, to turn knobs>A little mouth... nozzle... thingy on a hose gets ratcheted up from a hidden compartment in the front of your suit. Stick it in your mouth. Pull the cord the last few bits and->Air. Fresh air.>Now that you can breathe properly, you shouldn't need to worry much about the helmet. The air pressure will build up and hurt your eyes and ears, but that same pressure will help force the staleness out despite the water pressure outside.>Now what?>Might want to get away from all this current, just in case>Trudge back to where you signaled for the pull team>It's strangely easier to move underwater when all this stuff is weighing you down.>No having to hop and skip and risk careening into walls. Just walk.>A little further. Just a few more steps.>And that's it.>You've got 20 minutes or so>And you're alone.>Down here.>Underwater.>With no rescue line.
>>42939914oh god, flurry is the same as anonmare
>>42938464one cozy mare on the bed!
>>42939914Reminder that pony pregnancy and birth IRL is relatively painless.Mare starts going into labor, half an hour later the baby is out, mom tired, and foal doing its first tentative steps.
>>42940572Anonmare is pushing out a fat fuck alicorn with massive wings and a pokey horn though
>>42940596Giving birth to a unicorn in particular must suck major ass. Like pissing out a knife.
>>42940599Not to mention ponies have huge heads. Like their cranium to body ratio puts humans to shame.
>>42939449
>>42940933She’s just like me fr.
>>42941490Correct. You can clearly see she isn't wearing a cap.
Anonmare is canon apparently
>>42941768That HAS to be an edit
>>42941943https://youtu.be/EQKEuhZqGjESee the truth Anon.
>>42942100Dubs of truth
>>42942648what game?
>>42942866the game in which you lose upon thinking about it
preb
>>42943426Anonmare is learning some magic spells!
Posting family for good luck. Having no OP image sucks though- Anonmare Thread just keeps on being janky, much like Anonmare herself I guess.
>>42943684It was pony anon drawn with a thumb so she could hold a cheeto-dusted game controller, apparently that counts as anthro now
>>42943920How powerful his spine must be- that's at least 300 pounds of horse
>>42943889janniggers tongue my anus
>>42943920>>42944021Following what happens in that anime episode, she self destructs 10 seconds later.
i'm doing some anonmares, is the adult one's mane good enough or should i make it bigger?
>>42944345I kinda like the idea of her cleaning her act up and keeping her mane shorter in adulthood. She looks almost respectable.
>>42944345She looks perfect! Short hair suits her well drawfriend.
>>42944345looks good enough, I love her mane!
>>42944355>>42944446>>42944703thanks thanks, what other anonmares should i add to the lineup?
>>42943889If hoof-thumbs are anthro then anthro is canon.This adds to my hypothesis that Tales is a world of human-pony hybrids.
>>42944895how about the old depressed anonmare like pic related with the scruffy mane?
>>42945066sure i can do that one, be fun to draw a fatter pony
>>42944895(True) Princess Anonmare, having achieved harmony against all odds.
>>42945236She came inside Rainbow Dash despite having a vagina and no cock. For this sexual paradox she was granted godhood.
>>42942355truly the most fanciest anon of them all!
>>42939933Just stopping to say I ain't abandoning this, just taking a few days off
>>42945855Pre bed holy shit super saiyan hairPic's nice I'm just being an ass
>>42945236When she grows more powerful, her mane swirls around, forming slurs and obscene gestures at the edges.
>>42945957>>42945855Oh, I forgot to actually type out that this is related to this post >>42934456 in the Anonstallion thread
>>42945957the anonstallion thread after long debate within the debate chambers in their togas concluded male alicorns or other such magical stallions would have super-saiyan style hair as female alicorns and magical mares tend to have glittery, flowing manes males should have spiky manes to contrast
what would element anonmare's gala dress look like?
>>42945855So wholesome!! All the crossover with Anonstallion Thread fills me with joy. Anonstallion best husband/friend/coworker.>>42946149It's a good contrast that adds a nice bit of personality to their alicorns.>>42946357I think colour-wise dark purple and blue-board blue. Maybe the back of the dress covered in greentext, and a red >> hair clip for her mane? I... I don't know how to design dresses Anon.>it needs to be about 20% more retardedThere's also the question of what Anonmare's faildress looks like, after nagging Rarity for 'personalisations'.>"Can you sew some slurs into the seams? As many as you can. Oh and it needs quality bait, it's not 'me' unless every mare and stallion who sees it starts seething.">"Um, Anon darling, we're making a dress, not a warcrime...">"Come on Rarity, this is about self expression, surely an artist like you understands that.">"I'm just not sure Rainbow will appreciate the... depiction you've requested. Can't we do something else...?">"No way, that part isn't negotiable. Dash will just have to deal with it.">"Do I want to know what IWTCIRD stands for...?">"It's better if you don't ask."
>>42946443Neither do I really but lets pretend we're rarity. Anon is a mysterious mare with a mystery question mark and an innately inquisitive disposition, her dress for the gala should reflect her nature and compliment her high-contrast colour scheme. How about a noir-esque black gown with touches of Amber gems to compliment her coat and eyes
>>42946467Noir-esque sounds like a good angle to me. Anonmare brooding and mysterious at the gala!
>>42946467Something like this, Rarity?
>>42946609I'd say less sequins, more suave than girly. the ivy pattern would be lovely though, her mane would absolutely need to be done up perhaps in a secretary bun.
>>42946467>>42946443I found this, it'd work imo
>>42946626That style is pretty good, it's not excessively girly and it's pretty classy. Just need to replace the music motif with...Puzzle pieces
>>42946635 its the iconic anon suit with the detective rarity hat
>>42946443>Anonmare is just censored on stage wearing the faildress
>all our dreams and our hopes from now until hereafter>all that we've been wishing for will happen at the gala!>(at the gala!)
>>42946712>"Oh Anon you want to go the gala too?!">"Uh... well Yeah Kinda.">"But why you hate big parties!">Don't say to find and seduce Luna.>"Tooooo..... hang out with Princess Luna and not kiss her.">Nailed it.
>>42946889>Anon's Gala fuckup is Twilight absolutely not believing her>She spends the entire night constantly pulled back to Twilight's side>"No no Anon, Princess Luna will come here when she's ready to join">Meanwhile>Luna sees dreams and shit>She knows Anon wants to fuck her>Cue Sad Woona in lingerie waiting for a casual fuck from the one peasant who isn't afraid of her
>>42946889>At the Gala>I will find her>The Princess of the Ni-ight!>Mane sparkling>A kiss beneath the sta-aars!>From the castle>In the moonlight>It'll be a perfect e-eve>We'll live happily ever after>When I see her at the galaaa!
>>42947008my sides
>S1,Episode 22>The Tea party at sugarcube corner, everypony is there to greet the princess and for her to meet her faithful student's friends>For some reason the guards let her into the bakery without asking for identification first>Anonmare is sat as far from Celestia as she can manage and seems to be wilfully avoiding even looking in her direction>She tried to pet philomena but the bird nipped her hoof and she trotted away scowling muttering under breath that the bird 'always' hated her>As fluttershy leaves with philomena in hoof Anonmare can be seen beside the princess, ears folded down, eyes darting side to side before quickly kissing her on the cheek
What do (you) imagine Anonmare's voice to sound like? Do you have a voice actress in mind?
>>42947184Real answer: kind of a grown up Babs Seed?Funny answer: Marge Simpson
>>42947191I heard the Mmm in my head before her actual voice
>>42947184I don't know exactly what comparison to make for it, but like a slightly rough woman's voice
>>42947184I imagine a deeper voice compared to the rest of the mane 6. You ever seen the 1974 version of the Great Gatsby? Something like Jordan Baker's voice there
>>42947315DAMN. Anonmare sounds HOT.
>>42947184kimi sparkle
>>42947796What food does Anonmare make? Spaghetti?
>>42948061Complicated savory dishes that ponies won't eat because it's not baked goods or grass
We pre bed the thread but what if anonmare was your bed?
>>42943049i hate you
>>42948528sleep with my ma', of course!
>>42947536Perfect actuallyhttps://youtu.be/Q2cugdYHTQg?t=288
>>42948528Man anoncolt is year-old sized here at best
>>42948393Very tired and sleepy anonmare having a great snooze.
>>42949483he's a full grown stallion, that's just a beeeeg mare
>>42939933>Be nothing>Be a veil of silent black>Be far beyond the pesky pain receptors associated with living flesh>No limbs to hurt from hauling the fat ass you also don't have>No back to ache from hauling tools and wood>>>Yeah>Sleep like the dead, baby>God, Faust, Pastamon, Hades>Whoever's in charge of the trumpet can take as long as they want>>>Hold up>Something is intruding upon your blessed Not>A musky, salty scent>Warm, too>The shape of this warmth...>It stops at certain points>As if you existed within a finite body>An outline of being, not made of flesh but made of sensation>Wait>Back pain>Hips hurt>Head hurt>fuck fuck no go back>I don't want to get back on Ms. Nervous System's Wild Ri-i-i-i-ide>"Motherfucker what the hell happened!?">Flutter your bleary eyes open>Blink the crust and searing light away- a very fat and young voice shouts "sorry!">A cacophony of voices and shapes crowd around you, before an older female voice shouts them away>Why is your pillow moving?>Why does your mouth feel like... Cottonmouth? Fuck no, you've got the burlapmouth. Cotton is nice and soft.>Be Anonmare, feeling like shit, sprawled out on a cold lacquered wood floor, partially propped up on an ornery old cow, why oh why->A canteen is stuffed into your mouth by a brown, deep-voiced blob>"Sorry if it tastes like shit, it was in Pinkie's stash so it's been down there for a couple ye- dammit, take it slow-">You missed that last part, on account of you sticking the entire mouth of the bottle in your mouth, tipping your head up and drinking all of it in one go.>At least you resisted the urge to spike the empty in a random direction like a frat party or somesuch.>"-There goes the last of our water. Buck. Ah well, not like you didn't need it."
>>42950182>AnonvoidI'll add it to the list of ridiculous Anon forms. Nice to see ol' Anonmare still alive and existing too.
>>42950602Budget of a few bits and some baked beans?
Anonmare's job is...>Orphanage matron>Sheriff>Hoofypony (not sexual.)>Journalist >Nurse >Royal guard>Sugar-filly>NEET alchemist/witch
>>42951372>Flower Mare
>>42951372She's a maid in my lavish mansion. I want an entire battalion of anonmares in my home.although I think being a witch would fit her too
>>42951372>HoofyponyIs that the equivalent of handyman? If so, I'm going with that plus a little alchemist/witch on the side
>>42952063>Is that the equivalent of handyman? Yes! as dumb as it sounds I swap out hand with hoof wherever applicable, good choice too
>>42950984>don't care about sportsball at all>only ever liked the jerseys because they're comfy and look nice>anonmare in a ponytail wearing a jersey
>>42952263Same honestly. Jerseys are great in the summer when you're sweating your ass off but being shirtless on a backed chair feels weird imo
>>42951830roman anonmare :D
>>42950182>Out of the corner of your eye, you see... Snips? Snips. Snips tied to Flitter, blinking his light frantically.>Davenport- that's the brown guy, right- tosses you a silvery packet. "Granola- maybe not the most pleasant choice for water rationing but it's all we got.">Your nose scrunches at the notion of eating a dry oat brick right now. Davenport shrugs, "Yeah. Maybe not.">Urgh. Your eyelids are twitching and your head is heavy. Before you can return to your bovine bed, she's run off to the edge to pull on a big rope.>Damn. There goes that big, warm ass. Now what will you sleep on?>Blink. Wait. You only blinked your left eye.>Okay. Blink. There we go.>Davenport- ha, it's funny because ships be diving into port- has suddenly materialized in front of you in full loaf moad>Mode*>Wait no, three quarter loaf, he's tapping his hoof>"Okay, how many taps between pauses?""uhhhhhhh">"Sassafrass, please don't let her be brain damaged-" he says in a voice he thinks you can't hear"Thrfive?">A worried expression. "...Close enough. What's the last thing you remember before waking up?""Uhfffgaahhahhhhhhhhhhh-">Goddamn, girl. Close your fucking mouth before you give this guy a heart attack"Lessee- Trixie had a panic attack?">"Okay, anything after that?">Wow that's a lot of shouting from that side- looks like their rope broke? Stupid rope users, shoulda used cable.>"Hey! Don't worry about that right now, focus!">Shit on a shingle- fuck it you need that pack of horsey hardtack, where'd it go? Damn, it's just out of reach!>You stare at it for->Wait>No, you're not staring at it, you're trying to->"Stop trying to cast spells. It's not going to work, and if it somehow does, you'll injure yourself further. Now focus!""FuckinlayoffmemanDAMN" you more slur than outright say>Think!>Your horn is numb and unresponsive>This is an Event Of Portent>How?>Stinks like old sugar and musty socks around here- water- swimming- diving- RIGHT"That helmet, right? It fucked my horn!">"Correct! You had me worried there for a second. Yes, you tried attuning to that diving suit and some one in a million burnout thing happened. Trixie could tell you more- when she gets up from- oh buck, the rope."
>>42952776>>Flitter cries out from way the fuck in... in some direction, not here, that's... fuck, brain. "SHE GOT IT! THE CURRENT'S SLOWING!">On hearing this, the entire platform except you and Davey erupts in cheers."OwowowowowOWSTAHP!">"Huh, you were right about bluey after all. She's a good kid. Dunno when or how we're getting outta here but at least we know we'll live long enough to die of thirst now.">Yeah, that's right, you're remembering now>You were half dead from pushing yourself so long and Trixie had to go instead->>>"Flitter! Babe! LOOK! She's panicking!">Wait what>"What's she doing, Bulk!?">>"OUT WITH IT! COME ON!">>>"Sticking her head in a fountain? Rubbing her face a lot? Hard to tell- wait, she ran back out, she's cool now?">Davenport paces in a tight circle, swearing under his breath. You even hear a 'succotash' here and there."That's not good, right?">"No- if I'm interpreting Bulk's descriptions right, Trixie's helmet is having trouble manually cycling the sludgy water and she has roughly 20 minutes of compressed air left. Less if she keeps panicking, which- well, you know her best?""Shit."
I like Anonmare and her having a family
>>42952830I also like Anonmare being bred in a wholesome rather than pornographic fashion
>>42952830Same here fren, and I love the cute art. I'll never get tired of seeing Anonmare with her little ponies and/or anonstallion partners.
>>42952830very cute, I love it so much!
>HEY ANON>HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF HUMANS?
>>42953415chonky mare is stuck
>>42952830Last unicorn looking anonmare is purty
>>42952830kino
>>42952777>Okay>Time to Consider>Flitter and Bulk can't go down there because apparently pegasi are shit swimmers>Makes no fucking sense, they're designed to work with fucking wet clouds aren't they!?>But whatever, it is what it is."Davenport, you hauled up the suit, can't you get down there?">"Pinkie's stash was under a floor panel close to the shore- current was gentle.""Trixie got- uh- Trixie- FUCK I can't think right now. Need more water.">"You got the last of it, I'm afraid.">Wait a sec>Trixie left that other smoke shell with you>Except your horn doesn't work. Feels like TV static in your forehead, and no amount of rubbing makes it stop."What the hell was in that needle!? The fuck happened to me?">He nickers at you with a hard glare. "Told you- Trixie knows more. She did say that needle was mostly full of sedative. If I had to hazard a guess...">You take the shell in your mouth and walk off in a huff. Too tired and hungover to deal with his shit. Lean over the side of the platform and holy shit the water is within hoof's reach.>Good thing Trixie got that pole, then.>Truth be told, the pink cloud slime you could probably deal with. It's not like ponies can't tolerate dirt in their food.>No, the issue is this place is basically full of dirty bath water. Soap, sweat, hair product, probably piss and a little shit, all lurk unseen in the world's nastiest gender reveal party.>Stick that shell in your hoof and swish it through the water- hey it's working>Almost feels like sifting something with your hands>Pink cruddy water gets filtered into clear... ish water. One sip at a time. Better than nothing.>About 5 minutes of this shit and you almost feel not thirsty>Why is there breath on your neck?>Turn around, look at the crowd"Can I help you?">Even Davenport is slack-jawed"Hello? The fuck's going on now? We need to save Trixie!">"How are you doing that?""Wh- GET BACK ON IT, YOU JACKASSES! I almost fried my brain, the fuck excuse do y'all got!?">They continue to stare>If Trixie dies you are actually going to kill everyone here>Still staring>Holy shit they're not going to move"HOOVES DO TELEKINESIS YOU FUCKWADS! How do you not know that!? I am NOT smart enough for THIS many ponies to be THIS much dumber than- HEY! TRIXIE IS DOWN THERE!">Yep>Trixie came back over here, she's staring up at you>If you squint you can almost see her sad little 'please save me' pout through the clouds and her helmet. It fills your heart with something between horny and heroic.>What's that glinting on her back? Looks like->Hell yeah that's some kinda carabiner, you could tie a rope to that!>Fuck this and fuck these assholes. Even Davenport is being useless right now. Fucking prick, y'know what? You don't GET to save her, you dick.>Grip the shell tight, wave it in the air>Deep breath, then pop the bomb in your mouth>Jump in FUCK IT'S COLD NOW FUCK FUCK FUCK>Ignore the muffled cries of confusion
>>42954677>It's not such a long trip. Lungs aren't straining much by the time you get down there.>Pat Trixie on the back once, fumble with the carabiner, fuck fuck lungs>Hooves on the shell, suck some air out of it, it's got just enough to get you->Back to the surface with a gasp and- GAK>You almost choke when the shell rolls back, causing you to spit it out into the water.>Great. Oh well, no time to cry about that, got a time sensitive task to do."MOORIEL! HAUL WHATEVER'S LEFT OF THAT ROPE IN!">A moo, the heavy clatter of hooves on wood, something moving in the corner of your eye>By the time you've hauled your ass back ashore, the rope is waiting."Fuck, I think it's gonna need to stretch just to get to Trixie. Ya ripped it like two thirds of the way up the rope.">Davenport snatches the carabiner and goes to the rope. "Y'know I was ABOUT to go down there! Just needed a second! Ah- shit!""What now!?">He's on his haunches with the rope in both hooves. "See there? It's fraying. Gonna snap- it might hold the weight of all that gear, but not for long, and if Trixie ditches that tank she's ditching her air.">>Mooriel butts in, figuratively and literally- "Ho-o-o-o-old on there, sonny. I recall you telling her that helmet has an air filter, don'cha know?">The Port of Daven grabs his head in frustration, "I did, and it does, but they kinda.. well... stink. Heck it might be defective, Bulk said it looked like she was having trouble.""Alright enough screwing around. FLITTER! BRING SNIPS DOWN HERE! Davenport, get that tied together.">He starts working. A few moments later, the rustling of rope is joined by the rustling of feathers. "You need ME!?">Time to make the twerp's day."Yeah. Look right down there- Trixie's stuck, she's too heavy to swim up and our rope isn't gonna hold her for long.">"Uh, I don't know if I can-">You put a hoof on his shoulder, look him right in the eyes. His mouth snaps shut."You don't have to haul her up, just pull as hard as you can, you'll be working WITH everyone, not instead of everyone.">Eyes dart. Panic sweat. "I d-d-dunno, if I mess up, I'd be- she could-""LOOK AT ME. She'll die if we do nothing. If she still dies, the only thing that changes is WE didn't just let it happen. Ok?">Still shaking, he sets his jaw and nods"Good. Now- Flitter, don't-" You catch her undoing the harness, but she stops. "Hover right above Trixie, ok?">She salutes and takes off with Snips. Davenport trots up alongside you, gleaming coppery carabiner in his mouth.>You nod at him and he jumps into the water, emerging roughly half a minute later empty-mouthed. "Rescue line's connected!"
>>42954679"Bulk! Hover as close as you can get without blocking Snips' line of sight! You got the most leg to wing ratio, you're gonna grab her as soon as you can reach and haul her up!">"YEAH! PONY DEAD LIFTS! BUCKIN PUMPED LET'S DO THS!">Everyone is in position. Davenport, Mooriel and the noponies on the rope. Snips and Bulk in the air."Flitter, count down. I'll time the haulers.">You walk over to where Mooriel is, as Flitter counts down. "THREE. TWO. ONE. MARK!">The hum and glow of unicorn magic. Muscles straining, hooves scrabbling against wood."HEAVE!">HNNNG!"HEAVE!">HNNNG!">>"You're doing great little dude, I can almost get her! Steady, all o'ya, come on!">Alright, just keep at it-"HEAVE!">HNN-snap>More goddamn slow motion as your day gets worse. The pull team falls back on their rumps from the sudden mass change.>You could count every individual strand in the broken rope, now flying towards the edge, if you weren't too horrified>There goes your best friend, possibly about to die if that helmet is as busted as Davey thinks>You're running to grab it with your mouth. If you weren't in full fight or flight mode you'd know this would only drag you down with her, but you wouldn't care anyway>Got it- now you get to watch the water loom closer and closer in 4k slowmo! Ain't that fun?>Scrabble scrabble scrabble, strain your neck, you're not losing her without one hell of a fight!>Wait->You're pulling back, the edge is getting farther away, the rope is still in your mouth and doesn't feel any lighter->It's Snips!>He's going red in the face and sweating like a pig, but DAMN he's locked the fuck in!>Mooriel's mouth comes in from the side, grabs the rope in front of you, you still got this!>>"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT JUST A LITTLE FARTHER-" Bulk suddenly drops five or so strides, dipping his lower body in the drink. "HNNNGBCKBCKBCK">Keep hauling, keep hauling!>You see his wings first, buzzing like they're attached to a hummingbird, veins and muscles bulging everywhere under the strain>>"COME ON! PULL! BUCK BUCK BUCK-" Then his legs, and a terrified, eyes-darting, mouth-scrunching TRIXIE>>"BCKBCK GOT HER!" He cries out as they both flop over on their sides, safe ashore"Snips, you can stop! She's safe!">"Oh thank Celestia! I was about to pee-AAAAAAA" he lands with a mushy thump. Flitter must've cut him loose.>>"Sorry squirt! Pee's gross!">"No, that's cool, I don't blame you, I woulda done it too.">Much as you want to laugh at the fat kid follies, you have a Trixie to unbox>Still kind of on autopilot, you dash over and haul her farther from the edge"Come on, roll rightside-up now! Alright, lefty-loosy righty-tighty, right?">You get as good a grip on the helmet as you can, and start unscrewing. It's harder than it looks, and it's already wet and made of glass."Fuck- FUCK this thing is- GAAAH!">The helmet flies off and rolls into the water, giving you the unfiltered sound of Trixie panting like a chihuahua in heat
>>42954682Anon has a Joseph Joestar level of resourcefulness.
>>42955027Well somepony needs to- have you seen the average Ponyvillian?
>>42954956lol do you think that Dyx would notice
>>42955441>Will Dyx notice the 3 dollar collar going missingThat's like half her net worth so yes she would probably notice
>>42955743She'll get Anonmare pregnant again
>>42955791Isn't Dyx a mare?!
>>42956218She's got a unicorn horn so there's probably a lesbomancy spell. Also she's an alicorn so she might have a dick depending on how seriously you take the "has aspects of ALL ponykind" thing.
>>42956218The easiest way to tell the difference between a male unicorn and a female unicorn is the average female unicorn’s cock is longer.
>>42956518Wait what now
What Anon behavior would make you dislike Anonmare despite the fact she's a pony that you want to bone (because you want to bone a pony, period).
>>42956952If she was cruel
Anonmare is the product of Equestria's enemies making a weapon with alchemy, bad juju and dark magic with a spritz of spite
>>42956957>Villain finds an ancient recipe to create "the worst possible thing to throw at your enemies">The product is a fat overgrown foid who screams REEEEE and eats chicken nuggets>"Worst thing" indeed
Reeee!
>>42957127Look out, she's fi-REEE-ng her lazer
Anonmare finally found her missing oats
>>42957636lyra took all of her oats!
>>42956997Bonus points when you consider chicken tenders a morally dubious foodstuff, considering ponies are vegetarian.
>>42958507There are loads of videos on the internet of horses just randomly eating newborn chicks in a single crunchy bite. I imagine in pony society it is done but is considered morally questionable sort of like how the French eat Ortolan Bunting. So when Anonmare eats her nuggies, she may want to consider eating them with a white cloth over her head to hide her sin of eating this particular meal from Celestia as is tradition.
>>42947184Sarah Silverman.
>>42958858Horrifying
>>42957521
>>42959528mmm chicken nuggies
>>42959898Which part of the chicken is the nugget? Answer: all of it!
>>42960189That's a lot of chicken!
>>42954682>You have obtained one (1) trembling, pouting, occasionally sobbing Trixie!>Proceed to administer hug->She's sorta pinned on her belly>riiiiiight>"Please help Trixie. Then hug Trixie?">The pout and sparkly eyes is enough to give you chest pains and pussy tingles"Alright, let's get this crap off you-">You're interrupted by the tickle-tickle of way too much hot air on your back, most likely from the assortment of well-meaning idiots crowding in around the two of you"HEY! Give her some air! If you ain't me or Davenport, back off!">The gang of fuckass lookie-loos nervously glance around, but ultimately back off>Even Snips>Couple seconds later and you're satisfied with the distance; Davenport is already in position on Trixie's left side>>"You did great down there, Blue, now- Anon, look for a little latch on the underside. Gonna be small and recessed, might need to poke it with your horn or something. Or a stick, or- you get the idea.">Not much to say- you get in there and yeah, little button-latch-thingy, designed to be small and really hard to hit by accident>You'd hoped your first time getting your face all over Trixie would be better than this, but alas, there's rubber and silty sticky shit and she's shaking so much it kinda hurts your nose>Ugh>Wait a second>You're retarded"Snips, c'mere and hit that little button right there, under that metal bar-">>"Sorry, I've been trying to! I heard what Mister Davenport said! Is nothing happening?">"Trixie is sorry, she wrecked the suit! Sand found a hull breach and silenced the daemon! Pinkie is going to seek reprisal! Our doom is upon the horizon!">Fuckin wut. Shit, this ain't working, that latch is bust"Woah woah woah, easy! I don't think Pinkie cares about a thing she left for like two years-">You're now half-leaning over Trixie, trying to pry that pack off>"You know not what Trixie has learned!""Davenport, Snips, keep on those- HNNNG- latches- SONOFAWHORE- -And anyway it was hnnngHER stupid bath bombs and hnnngHER stupid fucking town ordnance or whatever the fuck-">Davenport's bent that carabiner into a straight line, jamming it into Trixie's side"HNNNNG whodafuckmadethisthing HNNNG-">Pant>Pant>FUCK your legs are burning"The fuck do you do if you gotta get this thing off yourself?">>Something metal pokes your cheek. "Here, swap places. Shoulda done that from the start, m'bad.""Don't worry about it, didn't expect it to be THIS bad either. Was worried about my horn.">>"Mmhm. Awright, jam it on in there, good? good. Sorry in advance, Trixie, this is gonna get... inappropriate, maybe.">She picks up her head, tilts it, "Why would it- GAAAAAH!" and gets a face full of nutsack as Davenport is draped across her front with his back legs straining against the pack>>"Yeah- I don't like it anymore than you do. If it helps, the meds I'm on mean I can't feel much there, heh.">"Somehow- OW- it does- OW- not!"
>>42960510>A few more highly awkward seconds and the pack has a bit of wobble to it, still making gross sloshy sticky sounds."Alright, I think we got the latches undone, you can stop, Snips! Lemme just-">You grab the little handlebar on the back and start pulling while Davenport calls the time>A few more heave-ho's and-"HNNG- GAAH! OW!">You fall flat on your fat back with a heavy brick of machinery in your mouth and legs and goddammit you're gonna need to see Colgate now>Before you even have time to properly complain, a blue hoof is shoving the damn thing aside. "YOU GET OFF OF HER, DAEMON!">And she's standing over you>Staring into your eyes>You share an awkward laugh before she remembers to get out of the way>>Scarcely have you spun rightside up when a very irate Davenport hobbles over. Ah fuck, the last vestiges of your manhood are wincing in solidarity, you know the only thing that could indicate. "OW! Dammit mare, I can't have foals but that don't mean I need you skewering my jewels!""Relax dude- no blood on her or you. I think.">>"Yeah, yeah. Still hurts like a bitch! I don't get SEXY feelings! I can still VERY MUCH feel pain, y'know!">"Trixie did NOT know that! Why would Trixie have assumed otherw-" you flatten her ego with a glare. Not this time, lovey. "Trixie is sorry. She did not intend to-">>"I know-"
>>42960514>Alright, time to tune the fuck out>You gotta do literally anything else right now>Somehow, talking about Davey's nuts or whatever isn't very fun>Could look at that pack? Busted to shit but you could still play with it, or scavenge parts, or->Trotting over for a closer look, you find a little compartment got knocked open in the violent decoupling. A little smooth, lacquered wooden shape is sticking out of it. Clearly it's bigger on the inside->Wait>No fucking way>If you didn't know any better, you'd swear that was a GUN STOCK.>Yank it out and-"Holy mother of God. Trixie did you know this thing had a FUCKING SHOTGUN INSIDE IT!?">"A what now?" You hear her clip clop over, see her shadow over you. "That? That's clearly an exotic sex toy!">???????????>Ever get a response so far out of left field you can't even call it retarded?>No matter. You fish around in that compartment and find->Plenty of shells. Like, an OBSCENE amount of shells. Like->Pinkie having a gun? Sure, whatever. Pinkie having ammo? No shit.>This is just an UNREASONABLE amount of ammunition! What the actual SHIT? There must be at least 50! And one of those speed loader sticks!>Okay okay okay, inspect it closely. You MUST be dreaming but you wouldn't put it past this crazy world to blow you up in real life if you blow up in your dreams.>It's got a big trigger guard, to slip a hoof into. The pump likewise has a leg loop. There's a bipod, cuz yeah, an earth pony would have to use this laying down. The stock's some custom walnut job, with->Of fucking course.>"Chekov" is carved into the buttplate. PINKIE PIE!>It looks clean. No rust, nothing looks damaged- you're no expert but you've shot once or twice in those halcyon Before Vagina years.>Plenty of cloud chunks around for target practice. Okay.>Shaking from disbelief as much as nervousness, you gingerly grab a shell and inspect it->Black hull, something written on the->FRAG-12 HE>Blink. Look again.>FRAG-12 HE>Blink.>"Anon?">Look again. FRAG-12 HE.>Something in the edge of your vision starts to glow. A warm, inner light that banishes fear and doubt.>You have come into effectively 50 fragmentation grenades and an 8-shot launcher.>God is real and you are His most racist little shitposter.>You're lost in utter confusion, bewilderment and a twinge of divine presence when Trixie's husky whisper tickles your ear- "mmmmm, I suppose I AM glad you're so interested in it. Maybe we could... try it? Just you and I?">Well duh>You honestly don't trust ANYONE else with this damn thing, but Trixie is the closest to being trustworthy.>"But now really isn't the time for it- no privacy, aching all over, and-" she picks up a shell in her telekinetic grip. "-Trixie really isn't into oviposition, or whatever you call-""Trixie. Put it down.">"Alright, but you should too. Ponies are starting to stare-""Trixie. It's not a dildo. It's not a sex toy of any kind. Just put. that. down."
>>42960567>She complies, and scoffs. "Then what could it possibly-">The window! If you can blast that, either you blow a hole through and can start flying out, or at least you'll know you have to dive and dig a way out!>"Anon! What are you-">Ignore her. Use the machine pack as a rest, better angle, can aim higher than if it's level with your body.>You've used this exact gun a few times before. Let's see->Rack the pump backwards, slide a shell into the ejector gate, rack it forward. No need for any more right now, that's a liability, you're shooting at a wall not entering a firefight>Well actually you'll be shooting at Trixie who is now staring down->Fucking Christ."TRIXIE. GET AWAY FROM THE FRONT, NOW.">"What did you just-" a look of realization dawns on her and she dives to the side. "YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME IT WAS A WEAPON! JEEZ!">She's right, but irrelevant now.>Steady.>Aim.>Don't think too hard about how and why Pinkie has a crate of military-only explosive ammo."Plug your ears!">You go through the mental motions of plugging your ears with magic>And you remember you can't really do that right now, right AFTER you squeeze the trigger>Be nice if that batpony family would stop screeching all the time->Okay, no sound right now, what are we seeing? Look around!>Trixie is staring at you like the only safe harbor in a hurricane of ponk. Why specifically ponk? How could you know that? Best not to dwell on that.>Mooriel almost looks horny. Licking her lips. Wait, no, not horny in a racist way! Like sex! She gets turned on by shotgun blasts because she's totally normal and cool! Yeah!>Snips is just.... :D... Y'know, same old stupid-cute mouthbreathing grin>But look, up at the high window->Through the gloomy abyss, past the emergency lighting->Yeah, no daylight.>No stars.>From the light of smoldering cotton candy, you can easily see maybe one little spark of natural light and a whole lotta rubble and even a few sticky strands beyond.>Flitter and Bulk fly up, share a grim look, and return with various forms of "yeah, that's a no go.">Aight>Davenport stomps around a bit, snarls at you, you think he's yelling shit about being careful or how can any one pony be allowed to have that power, or why the hell did you waste equipment on such a pointless endeavor.>Y'know, just gay hippie shit>Welp, plan B!>But first- take that bungee cord, you can tie it like a sling, carry the gun on your back and have a bit more of a grip for what you're about to do.>You haul the machine pack over to the edge and lay on it, so you can prop the gun up at the very edge and aim way down.>Getting comfortable, or as comfy as you can at least, you start to look for your target, muttering to yourself-"Okay, deeper water is that way- don't gotta be too accurate, need to ask Trixie- don't want to knock more rubble onto the hole, wanna make it-">Something is tugging at your gun
>>42960572>It's Faggenport! He's bit the gun from the side, trying to take it, but you've got the sling kinda wrapped around your shoulder still. No worries- aaaaah!>Slipped out of your hooves there for a sec, woulda dropped it into the water if not for your sling. Aaaand he's still at it, alternating incoherent dull yammerings and attempts at violating your first amendment rights"Trixie, punch him please.">A blue shape dashes to the right corner of your eye, drags him by the tail. You can vaguely hear some kicking and yelling. >Hearing's coming back. "She coulda killed someone!" "Permanent hearing loss!" "Richochet!" and so on get yelled out while->>>Shit, did he make off with the ammo? Look around- Holy shit, the pegasi are tying him to that support beam!? Well fuck you in the ass, you didn't know you were building up THAT much street cred!>A lusciously blue ass in an unflattering rubber suit plops down next to your face, along with a box of shells. "Navy brat thinks he has exclusive right to all cannons or something.">>"I LITERALLY DO! ON ACCOUNT OF MY BUCKING ARMED SERVICE CAREER? THESE THINGS ARE BUCKING DANGEROUS IN THE HOOVES OF CIVVIES! IT'S NOTHING LIKE PINKIE'S CONFETTI LAUNCHER!">Surprisingly, Flitter takes over the rebuttal: "You ALSO thought it was a sex toy, genius! Anonmare is the only one who actually knew what it was, and she CLEARLY knows how to work it! Like no hesitation, she must've had one before!">>"Trixie wonders if Pinkie stole that FROM Anon!">>"That thing probably COULD blow up an ursa major!">>>>Everypony stops to stare at Snips. "What? It could!">Shit>Colts gonna be colts>Heh>It's enough to defuse the screaming match, but Davey's still on this shit.>>"Okay, we're all stressed, we've been at each others' throats off and on for hours, and the cannon fire didn't help. I was trying to TALK to you at first, but you apparently didn't heed your own advice!>He's got you there>>"BUT- why do you need that thing? What the BUCK are you aiming at now!?""The bath floor? Y'know, right where all the water was coming in? So we can drain this shit faster?">Scrunch.jpg"So, are these things ACTUALLY illegal for civilians to own or are you just overcompensating for a couple fuckups with the scuba suit?">Scruncher.jpg>You shoot him a shit-eating grin and a sing-songy voice-"Remember- I'm friends with Applejack.">>"MM- dammit, no, legally they're treated as ballistae but with a requisite explosives license....">"Which Trixie keeps SCRUPULOUSLY up to date.""Sooooooo.... legally, this thing's just a crossbow with a chemistry set?">Scrunchiest.jpg"I'll take that as a yes and you'll keep your hooves off my new gun."
>>42958788Yeah, irl horses are opportunist carnivores, but in-show ponies are strict herbivores, they don't eat meat. To the point of that one pic of flutters feeding fish to some of her animals being a point of contention.
>>42960975Don't forget the bologna sandwich
>>42960975Anonmare tries out the new fad ‘carnivore’ diet. Hijinks ensue.
>>42961214Anonmare is surprised to learn ponies are full omnivores, they just don't like killing animals (the pig in that bologna sandwich was convicted of murder)
EOH Anonmare but she's the dump character for all the unused concepts from the other girls.
Apple Anonmare
>>42962081you're late, and forgot the image. Poor showing, anon.
>>42962132Ignore him Anon, jannies have been doing a good job cleaning his spam up recently, from here and from Anonstallion Thread. He actually did post earlier, it's just deleted.
>>42962169A fact is not spam.
POV: You are Anonmare and it's another new day of family fun
Bathtime then bed
>>42962076Regularly harassed by Rainbow dash
>>42962684happy clean mare :D
>>42962411Bombs away!
If you were an anonmare, would you vehemently resist any attempts of mare care directed towards you, or would you acquiesce and be chill about it?If you were (you), how would you handle a stubborn anonmare refusing to be brushed and cleaned? Logic and reason? Diplomacy? Application of force? Or would you just leave the faggot be?
>>42963576ngl, I shave my head just because hair oil bothers me so goddamn much. I'd be fighting to either get mare care or shave my head and never have to deal with it.
>>42963693>Be Anon>You discreetly slip in through the front door of your Ponyville cottage, groceries in tow>Looks like you managed to avoid her for this afternoon, thank Celestia>There's a shuffling from the room behind you>The distinct clop of hooves against the floorboards>Slowly you turn around, heart gripped with dread>"Wash my mane Anon. If I have to shave my head because you neglected me another week..."
>>42963923>Do you have any idea how hard it is to wash with only hooves?
>>42962411Lies and slander. We all know that the anonmare family would swing the grenade like demoman.
>>42964331The kids don't drink nearly enough! They'll be hit with their own blast!
>>42964755For you.
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>>42964758borgas, chips and oranges. nice
>>42965295Dyx must be very heavy for Anonmare!
>>42965674Looks like a box of nuggies too. Anonmare won't let her kid grow up hungy.
>>42960573>Davenport just grumbles to himself at that.>Huh. You're on the edge of the platform, he's tied to the mast in the middle, that's like, what, 40 feet behind you?>And you don't have to shout... Guess you keep forgetting how sensitive pony ears are, huh?"Alright, guys, untie him. Appreciate the backup and all." You crane your neck to face him, "And don't worry Davenport, Flitter was right. I HAVE used one of these before.">>"That just raises further questions-" You turn back to your sniper nest, catching a glimpse of Flitter giving him the stink eye, "-but fine! Not like you're gonna blow us up on purpose, I guess.">You laugh to yourself, a little from your moral victory but mostly because motherfucking SHOTGUN>"A-a-anon? Are you okay?" Trixie asks>Okay, maybe that was less of a chuckle and more maniacal hysteria."Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just uh... really happy to have one of these again.">"Alright then... Here." She magicks some cotton balls into your hoof, which you stick under your ribs for the time being."Thanks. FLITTER! I need you to get in the air again- shine a light wherever that pole was, I can't see it anymore!">She groans, Snips goes 'woohoo,' Trixie calls for them to hold on>Prying open one of those compartments underneath you, she pulls out a...>Yep that's a flare gun>"No need to strain yourself or put the foal at risk-" she notices Snips deflating, "you've both already helped SO much is all!">Great, he's still sad."Snips, we already know you can do it, ok? We're not gonna forget this, I just don't think we have the cordage to tie you up safely...">Bulk calls out from the mast, "Yeah, we kinda used all the spare cord! Tied some real TIGHT knots, ladies! Sorry, Dave.">>"I ain't happy but the sailor in me does love a good knot. Now get back to untying!"
>>42967212>Flitter takes to the air, circling above the not-so-wild-anymore convergence of the bubbles>She makes a few passes, then comes back to hover within earshot, her mouth contorted into a sheepish smirk>"Uhhh, ponyfeathers, you're gonna hate me but I'm having trouble seeing it now!""How.">"Well last time I looked at it, it was all cloudy and now it's not! Now it's just kind of cloudy!">>Trixie cuts through the looming circular argument like a knife>>She's karate chopping the air like a pissed off army sergeant. If you turn your head you can even see Davenport wincing from the PTSD.>>"Okay, both of you, Trixie is heading this off at the pass. Recall our original scouting efforts. You could see the pole from this platform, yes?""Yeah-">>"Well the platform hasn't moved. Trixie did get tangled up underwater, but that's more likely to be getting turned around on the way there. Flitter, just fire a flare on the edge of the bath dividers facing this platform. No need to worry about getting it exact.">She cocks her head, and her eyes, but ultimately shrugs and flies off.>A moment later, a bright red light illuminates three distant bath... cubicle... grottoes.>Still hard to make out, but the silt has settled significantly even in the last 10 or so minutes.>If you squint, though, you can see the glowing caps on those poles. Two on the sides are standing up, the one in the middle->It's fallen over, not glowing anymore, just shiny.>Cotton in your ears.>Pull pump>Load shell>Return pump>Load two more, just in case>Look around, everyone's got their cotton balls in>Oop. Right. Trixie stuffs yours in, shaking her head.>Take aim, hoof off the trigger>Steady, yeah, you got it now-"FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
>>42966999checked, nice trips for nyx anon foal :D
Tax season is just a couple moons away. Remember to deduct your friends (new) and hug credits, Anonmares
Pre bed
Spent way too long on this because I can’t get the stupid horse face off of anon mare no matter how I try to re draw it but I am done with it. I need ideas on more stuff to practice with so throw some my way. If I can get my head wrapped around it you might see it in a week or so
>>42967830It's very cute, Anonmare is so adorable! amazing work as usual drawfag!
>>42967830love me anonmare extra horsey nice drawing anon
>>42967830Anonmare struggling to do her taxes
>>42967830Amazing work
>>42969447Watch out, she has a gun and she's not afraid to use it!
>>42969447wtf is that gun? it actually makes me mad just looking at it. how the fuck does it work? where is the mag, trigger, ejection? and if it were purely for the grenade launcher those sights are bad also dat buttstock won't even let you use them properly.
>>42969646One of them fallout 4 junk guns, or maybe a pre-update MGS5 custom gun
>>42969447lol looks like a stick gun
>>42969646>>42969723>>42969946It's obviously a tactical wand with an unberbarrel summoning circle
>>42969723>pre-update MGS5 custom gunI wish I'd saved more of the ones people posted in threads about it since I remember laughing myself to tears multiple times over them
>>42970010real? nice.
>>42969447Well defended anonmare
>>42970155I wonder if there's a mod to bring back the old gunsmith system?
>>42970823more like poorly defended anonmarethat piece of junk is going to blow up the moment she pulls the trigger
schlop schlop schlop schlop
>>42971792water :D
>>42971792hydrated faggot
>>42972351Look at the things on the floor- she turned the birdbath into a baja blast basin
Anonmare who's actually a midget and looks line an anonfilly
>>42973034sleepy anonmare!
I wish to draw Anonmare as a mane 6 relation today, who should she be related to anons?>Fluttershy>Rainbow Dash>Applejack>Twiggy>Penka>Rarity
>>42973535Due to contrived timeline fuckery, she's twiggles's daughter (they're the same age), but neither knows it, and anonmare doesn't notice cause she got adopted as a filly after time travelling so she never met twigglemom.
>>42973535Rarity. I don't think I've seen much that puts those two together like that
>>42973934hows this?
Princess Anonmare
>>42973934>>42974143Rarity and Anon being twins sounds absolutely cursed and amazing
>>42974264Anonmare is the more street punk fashion trends type to contrast Rarity's more high class styles>>42974251I want to run my hand through her chest tufts
>>42974314Anonityis who Rarity was emulating with the plainity persona
>>42974251very cute drawing!
>>42974251fuck did i make her head too big?
>>42974471Nah, she should have a fat head, just feels right
>>42974474Alrighty then, hope everyone enjoys her fat headi imagine she's celestia's daughter and takes after her mom alot
>>42974143I wonder if she'd be a bad influence on Sweetie Belle or a little too supportive of her when she's still trying to find her cutie mark, like helping her get her hooves on whatever she and the others want to try using this week
>>42967214>Shot one: miss. Skips off the surface of the water and blackens the far wall.>Maybe the shouting threw your aim way off?>Groan. Rack the pump.>Shot two: no joy. You manage to get an unexploded round stuck in some gum a few arcseconds off from the target."Fuck. Almost had it. Water refraction I think.">Shot three: spent detonating the previous miss, just in case it was still live.>Getting the hang of it.>One more shell, out of the box and into the chamber>Steady now>Breathe out slowly>Squeeze>The report rings out, dulled by your cotton ears>Wait a second>There's dust whirling around, wild again>Take your cotton out, swivel your ears>What's that sound?"I think-">Yes, yes, YES"-That sounds like water draining!">Flitter flies off for a closer look. The peanut gallery ventures a few ragged yays, but nothing more bold than that.>Yeah, they're nervous>Too good to be true with this hell of a->>Flitter returns. "It's draining! A lot! Maybe we- uh oh!">Crumbling. Distant rumbling.>Everypony braces for descent into the second circle of hell>Trixie hugs you tight enough to hurt. You hug back and shut your eyes.>Aaaaand>Nothing?>Half a minute or so passes.>Nothing but a sound not unlike the flushing of a toilet.>Open an eye, slowly, as if looking too fast will send you off the cliff like Wile E Coyote.>The water has dropped about halfway!?>It's rushing down fast! A quarter! Gone!>The cavernous room gets darker and darker, as the last couple flares burn out and the water carries all that glitter down the drain.>Your little sky island soon becomes the only major source of light- but that's fine, you have a few flares, you can fashion torches out of junk, you have two working unicorn horns!
>>42974658>Unclench your everything. Stuff the cotton back in your ears. Rack the gun a few times to be safe, then sling it on your back.>Hope that cotton is secure, because in 3, 2, 1->An apocalyptic cheer erupts from all around you, yelling and hugging and stomping and->Unpleasant creaking on the platform stops the party in its tracks, smiles and screaming replaced with sheepish scrunches and nervous guffaws.>Bulk and Flitter and Trixie start helping ponies off the platform; a blue glow and two flapping silhouettes surround Mooriel and carry her downwards.>Davenport stuffs as much miscellaneous crud into the first aid kits as will fit, then lashes them to his back. He holds out a glass tube with a handle- sleeping fireflies! "You've been taking charge, so I figure you ought to have the lamp 'til your horn quits... whatever's wrong with it.">He sets it on the ground for you to take it in your mouth. "Just gave them a packet of nectar- they'll wake up and start glowing when we take 'em into the dark.""Thnnphs!">Ponies get carted down, two by two. The randos, then the boys- "AUGH! Easy on my back half, still sore in my nuthatch-" then you and Trixie.>The 'sea'floor is no less gross, sticky and leathery than when you had to climb up and out of it, but it's solid ground.>Bulk clears his throat. "Alright, there's three exits from this room. One is the way most of you came in- the smaller scrubbing baths. Then there's laundry and maintenance, over that way- and there's the main spa areas. Mud baths and hooficures and so on. All of them meet back in the main lobby, but the bathtubs is the shortest and probably least wrecked part. Yes- question?">>Flitter snorts at her husband. "Are you seriously suggesting we split up!?"Wanted to get a little something out before the fucking polar vortex rapes my power lines for the next week. Wish me luck!
>>42974661Aye, I’m within the winter doom vortex as well. Hopefully mother nature is merciful on both our power lines. Thx for the update & stay safe.
>>42975059I'm watching a weather forecast and just going "oh fuck" every five seconds
>>42975303America? It's fine for me where I live in Europe.
>>42975926Most of the midwest and east coast in the US is about to get pounded by freezing rain for multiple days. People in my area specifically are calling it the worst storm since the 1994 blizzard. Shit's fucked, gas stations are already out of gas, meteorologists are telling people to be prepared for 5 days of no power in below freezing temps.
>>42975059>>42976136Fuck that, man.Stay safe (fwiw, from a europoor).
>>42976693Tsundere pout horse fills me with determination
>>42976136Stay safe in the cold winter!
>>42977488>>42976693Got three portable phone chargers, an electric hand warmer (they were out of the disposable chem reaction kind but w/e) and a lotta spicy vienna sausage
>>42977812is that enough?
>>42977955Fuck if I know but I hope so. My MP3 player is made of some kind of fucking Dutch magic, 10 years old and the battery still lasts like 15 hours. Meanwhile my shitty 3 year old phone burns 20% battery per day just sitting idle.
>>42978398I can't believe anonmare is a criminal!
>>42978676She spreads autism to ponies wherever she goes, a walking weapon of destruction.
>>42979163Will it actually work?
>>42952830
>>42979537In the Beyblade canon, Noah parted the red sea with a beyblade so why not
>>42979543cute anonpony family
>>42979546wait I never watched Beyblade, is that actually unironic lore?
>>42980331https://beyblade.fandom.com/wiki/Beyblade:_Metal_Fusion_-_Episode_13"In the past, only the greatest have owned L-Drago and all were feared. One of the ancestors even looked like Moses and, with L-Drago, it was able to divide a mass of water in two to create a passageway."Fucking apparently!?
>>42980454God damn! The more you know, huh?
>>42979163I shudder in fear of the destruction possible caused by two anonfillies declaring a Beyblade duel.
>>42980823Anonmares* Fuck, forgot which thread I'm in.
>>42980094very powerful anonmare unicorn
>>42980802Are those gaming powder stuff actually working or just normal powder.
>>42981950I dunno? I don't buy those sponsored drink mixes
one mo day to work and I'm freeeeeeee
>>42982316Hell yeah brother
>>42982316Woohoo!
>>42983523cute anonmare with her anonfoal!
>>42983716Imagine feeling peace and contentment knowing you're raising your child in a sane world, ha ha crazy right?
>>42984045Yeah... haha crazy right? Crazy...
>>42984277who'd win?
>>42984542i'd win
>>42984735But what if you didn't win?
>>42984958Then you'd still win because you lost against yourself
>>42985495ponder the orb!
>>42986167anonmare :D
>>42986728blep :P
>>42986829But will there be time for mlem?
>>42973535>>42974143I tried to do an Applemare one real quick, i thought it'd be cute if she took after pear butter the most. I might develop a full design for this I have a bunch of ideas, poofy manes are cute i should draw them more
>>42987148It's lovely, I agree that the poofy manes makes anonmare super cute!
>>42985495wizard mare!
>>42987148Which number foal would she be?
>>42987867 it'd depend where you'd want her most. If you want Anonmare to meet Bright Mac and Pear Butter she could be born before or be the twin of Mac/Applejack, if not that then between AJ & Applebloom or born as Bloomy's twin unless pear butter squeezed another one out before her death but then Anonmare would be a toddler I think by the show's time. Assuming of course she's a sibling not mac or aj's foalwhichever you pick i choose to believe she'd be big mac/bright mac sized
>>42987148I'm proud of this one i think she's cute as fuck
>>42988116She is indeed>>42987971What if she were Mac or Pear's sister?
>>42988116Quite cute. I wonder what she'd specialize in around the farm aside from the general work. Maybe the one in charge of finances? She strikes me as the kind of naive, over friendly country type>>42987971>i choose to believe she'd be big mac/bright mac sizedAgreed. Big mare good
>>42988417>What if she were Mac or Pear's sister?She'd be Auntie Anon who either stuck by her sister's side making William Shatner lose two daughters or what applejack is to big mac for bright mac.>>42988576Apple Anonmare was a bitter, negative bitch for a bit but being raised by loving parents fixed her
>>42988116cuuute!
>>42974661>Bulk rolls his eyes in a move so exaggerated it's plain even through the dark. "What are we worried about? There's not gonna be monsters or anything, but we got no food, no water, we need to be as fast as we can!">>Another snort. "No monsters or nuthin, yeah, but what about the PIPES? Broken furniture? Unstable roof or floors?">"Babe, you worry too much, I-">>"'Babe' nuthin! Did you forget we fell into a sinkhole!? Or that we're half-buried? HUH?">>>Davenport strides in between them, cutting through the dark and the shit with a "CREW, TENCH-HUT.">Everyone's standing straight up, eyes forward, except Mooriel. Even Trixie got smacked out of her typical too-educated-for-this-shit-town-prettiest-mare-who'll-ever-talk-to-you expression.>>>"Look, you're both right. This place is going to be dangerous- AND we do not have the luxury of time.">>>He starts pointing at folks as he lists them off- "What we do have is a mean and massive (no offense) cow-">"None taken there, bud.">>>"-a couple working horns, and a busted one connected to maybe the scariest pony besides Pinkie Pie or a Princess without cake-">Not the nicest compliment but you'll take it.>>>"Two sets of wings, and a few stout earth ponies. Now-">Trixie shoots 10 yards into the air with a yelp. "GAAAAH! SOMETHING ASSAULTS TRIXIE'S VIRTUE!">As soon as she hits the ground she's flopped over on her side, kicking and screaming about 'The Panties,' accomplishing nothing more than spinning around in->Hey wait a minute>Squint at her crotch in a totally nonsexual way"Oh geez- THERE'S SOMETHING MOVING!">"TRIXIE TOLD YOU! THE PINK ONE MOVES ON US NOW! SHE DEPLOYS THE SNUKE!">What>Nah>No way>That'd require Pinkie to have enriched uranium, and Davenport is probably proof ponies aren't immune to radiation>She's gotta have SOME limits, right? HA HA HA HA HA->Anyway>"STOP GAWKING AND HELP!""Then quit moving! I don't have a knife and I bet it wouldn't work on this suit anyway!">"OW-QUIT-NONONOONLYMARESBACKTHERETHANKYOU-SNIPSBACKOFFTHISISNONEOFYOURBUSINESS-OW-GAH-BUCK-OW" and variations therof repeat while you all ram into each other trying to get the suit off>Eventually you unwrap Trixie from her rubbery tomb enough for her to start climbing out of it. You and Flitter hold the floppy, now-empty front sleeves down while she peels her back half out.>Man, you expected her to stink way worse than this.>Like yes, there's still the sickly-sweet taffy crap and the sweat, but you aren't afraid to admit you'd piss and/or shit yourself repeatedly if you were stuck nearly helpless in a trauma trigger.>...Are you disappointed or relieved?>Anonmare.>Don't dodge the question. You need to confront yourself if->"HNNNG-" *POP* "-FINALLY FREE!">She tries to trot forward but ends up tripping, crawling for like 2 strides worth and flopping onto her side.>Why did- what the? What the hell is that on her back legs??"Trixie?">"Yes?"
>>42989632"Why do you have a pair of lace panties caught around your legs? And why- no... yes... WHY IS GUMMY THE GATOR IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!?">"THE SNUKE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!">She hauls ass out of the panties, as fast as in your wildest fantasies, while a lil' green gator pokes his head out-"GUMMY!?">Looks around>Sets his gaze on you->And disappears BACK INTO THE PANTIES!?>Like>There's no bulge- he just DISAPPEARED>Okay>Fuck>Maybe Trixie was->"TRIXIE WAS RIGHT! AAAAAAAAAAAA!">And there's the bulge rustling again, outta thin air>A green wagging tail backs out from the cloth, then some little legs, then the rest of the flat fuck->He's pulling the panties backwards with him, almost looks like he's struggling->Maybe he is? Chase after him! Put some weight on the panties!>You get your hooves on the waistband->"NO WHY ARE YOU-">-Holy shit what is he pulling through!?>There's a cartoony rubber straining sound and constant yip-grunt-growling that sounds like it should be from a chihuahua and not a multi-million-year-old unchanged apex predator species>Even with your deadened horn you can feel a magic... something... being overextended>Still pulling! Pulling so hard, that's twice now he's nearly ripped them out from under your hooves!>Lean forward! Put your whole fat ass into it!"GEEZ GUMMY, WHAT ARE YOU-">"AAAAAA! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!">With a moist pop and (of course) horns and a confetti explosion, Gummy pulls a big fucking crate out of Trixie's panties>Whatever enchantment is in the panties is... bleeding? Bleeding feels right??>Gummy looks at you, wags his tail, licks his own eyeball, and jumps back into the panties right before they shrink into themselves into a point of nothingness>Okay then.
Anonmare is busy chasing panty-gators so have a pre bed Flitter instead
>>42989329anonmare cake!
>>42989795Flitter and Anonmare?
>>42990663boop the mare!
How in the hell is she even princess twilight how in the hell is she even an heir to the throne
RIP Wand, hard to believe it's been a little over a year
>>42991378Bee anonmare, bzzz!
>>42991378rest in pollen fren
>>42991948borga
>>42988116kino
>>42992987Happy birthday Richard!
>>42993301anonmare smoking that pipe :D
>>42992798Is it the mare's birthday?
>>42993435Statistically proven to be less marketable than an orange cat, but with 999% more reeeeeee
>>42994001The reeeees make is much better than the orange cat so I love it
Zombies are easy to fight, just make smoothies lol
>>42994585summoning pinkie pie lol
>>42994522Anonmare is wet!
>>42994766Legends say you can summon her Trottingham cousin by saying Bloody Merry three times into a mirror
>>42995375snek
>>42994070
>>42996953Oh my god, Anonmare has sworn in front of the foals!
So where do you personally draw the line between an Anonmare and a green coated, black maned oc mare? Is Anonmare-ness a strict list of traits that must be adhered to or is there a degree of leeway with design, characterization, and intent?
>>42997468changeling doesnt look like he is bothered by being in jail lol
>>42998291well, changeling can shape shift and get between those metal bars any time too
>>42997804Anonmare is specifically a ponified Anon, meaning she must be a former human (and more likely a former male, though femanons are rumored to exist) and must be a shitposting autist to some degree.
>>42998379femanons become anonstallions
>>42998870nah male anons = anonstallionfemanons = anonmaresimple as
>>42999433We need more cute roomba guns in gaming
>>42999143She's so done
>>42996249Anonmare watch out! The demon core will-
>>43000135Nah it's fine, Pinkie Pie could eat 50,000 bananas at once and not die so ponies might be radiation resistant
>>42997804Anonmare needs to feel like a anon, I suppose. How would you say a anon personality?
>>42989635>Naturally, everypony gathers round with a chorus of ooh and ahh and at least one "what the bucK">It's not every day a baby gator pulls a 10x10 crate out of some Victoria's Secret underthings, after all"Okay... not going to confront that at all. Anypony got a crowbar?">>Crickets>>Lot of eyeballs staring at you and Trixie>"Why is everypony looking at Trixie?">>More crickets>>A cough>>"Trixie's suit malfunctioned! Equipment lost! I- oh wait Trixie thinks she dropped it somewhere-">She trots off towards the big drainage hole, horn glowing blue>"Over-">>Far and away that tight yet soft ass goes>>"HERE!" she cries as she runs back to the group. "Nonny, you should do it.""I ain't touching that with my mouth. Probably got-">You're interrupted by a creak that rises to a tearing smash.>Bulk Biceps is flexing over the defeated crate. Pretty clean job, he managed to pry the side off mostly in one piece.>>"OH YEAH! GOT IT! HEH HAH HOOH!">You've no idea how he still has the energy for this shit, but whatever. Time to see what- hey why is your ass warm and ticklish!?>A glance behind reveals a shocking truth: a blue mare shaking and covering her head, her mane occasionally brushing something you'd kick anyone else for even looking at too much"Trixie? Why are you cowering behind my a-">AIRHORN.MP3>CONFETTI.EXE>Bulk Biceps.ROID has encountered a party foul and needs to smack into the ground [Accept] or [Fuck you, accept]"Fair enough. Okay, I think the danger is-">Before your hoof can even be stuffed into your mouth, The Worst Possible Thing occurs>A bright pink ponk parties pinkily out of the crate, singing about the fun times inherent to disaster relief>It goes on for several minutes; long enough for Bulk to get bandaged, Trixie to go catatonic, Davenport to pull a flask out of don't-ask-where, and probably the milk in Mooriel's tits to turn into cheese>When she gets to the verse about how you can never trust the Filly Emergency Monetary Allowance, the remains of the crate explode into a catering station, a campfire, and exactly enough large tents for everypony to not sleep in the cold while still allowing for the continued oppression of introverts and loners>Honestly you kind of stopped listening towards the end, especially when you noticed she brought a battery powered waffle iron>Gotta get in line before the batter is all gone
>>43000593I love your anonmare green :D
>>42998765The engineer anonmare is engihere!
Anonmare
>>43001966Late night cram sesh with Twilight
>>43002241must be hard learning music with Twilight Sparkle
Board is fast today, fuck
>>43003083Marsupial
spaghetti gift
>>43003533Why's she sad?
>>43002995Anonmare's pet trash beast gets along well with half of the mane 6's pets and doesn't get along at all with the other half.
>>43003634I'd say Gummy, Winona and Opalescence are the frens (Opal because funny)Owluscious tries to eat the opossum, Tank used to be chill but now he's got a copter and he's too good for everyone else, and nobody likes Angel Bunny.
>>43000593I need more tixie x anonmare sexual tension
>>43003547she was expecting something cooler as a gift
>>43003533Yummy gift
Home.
>>43004699I've seen worse
>>43000593>It's amazing how a breakfast buffet cancels out any brewing conflict>Everypony went from losing their shit to standing in line in about 2 seconds flat>No more interpersonal conflicts and adrenaline screaming, only food now>Closer and closer>Minute after interminable minute>You inch closer to the syrupy oasis, accompanied by Pinkie's rendition of Always Look on the Bright Side of Life and the scent of haycon>You can question how she's here or why she brought breakfast instead of lunch or dinner later>"Because breakfast for dinner is FUN, silly!">What>"Silly Nonny, so predictably unpredictable!">'Kay>Whatever>Pinkie's fucking weird like that, you sometimes wonder if she's also a former evil ape person>But she's had your back when it counted, same as the 5 other weirdos with magic destiny rocks>Now if only Trixie would stop shaking (or move slightly and start vibrating against something else..)>And if Flitter could stop giving Pinkie Pie the Stinky Eye>And... why is Davenport on edge? You whisper to Trixie,"The hell is his problem- and why is Mooriel glaring at her?">Snips, the little fatass, takes his tray of sundae toppings with a single piece of whatever that balogna crap Celestia was eating, to the big blue COLT TENT as the line moves up one pony>More chittering from Trixie, but she answers after a short pause- "You were right about her! Crazy sex parties! Blackmail on everypony! The suit sang secrets to me!">...Huh.>Alright then. Long as Pinkie isn't raping ponies, you don't really care that much, but good to know.>The line freezes for longer than normal; Bulk is taking all the fucking bacon, prompting a fight with Davenport, and of course Pinkie puts on a striped referee shirt instead of trying to break it up>It gives Trixie time to fix you with the wettest, most pathetically arousing stare you've ever seen. "You'll protect Trixie, right? Pinkie said you were the one pony she's afraid of. Please?">Fucking what?"Trixie, do you think maybe you got a little hypoxia in the drink? You actually sound nuts right now, y-">"Pleeeaaaaaaase, Trixie just needs to hear the words!" Her eyes become even bigger and wetter. Unf."Fu- Alright, Trixie, I promise I'll protect you if Pinkie goes ballistic. Not that she even can, when I have her gun-">>"OH WOW NONNY YOU FIGURED OUT HOW TO WORK THAT THING? WHAT'S IT DO? MAUD SAID SHE USED IT FOR MINING CHARGES BUT I DUNNO WHAT-">And Trixie runs off screaming>Some rando pony tries to take her place until you drop your head and start pawing the ground>>"Oopsie, I just realized I miiiiiiight've scared her when I meant to inspire her. Silly me!">>43003834So do I. Be the change you wanna see in the world!
Preeb
>>42947796>>42949886I'd buck these anonmares
>>43006148anonmare is going on a vacation!
>>43008260Worse. There's anonfillies in the walls.
>>43008641G-G-GHOST ANONFILLIES?!
>>43008890Well, they are white and pointy in a way
>>43008890Boo
>>43009445Does he know what happened or is he still unaware?
>>43009471He probably thinks she's taking a nap lel
>>43009445Waah! That gave me quite the spook. At least she died doing what she loved, lol!
>>43005832>Trixie's glowing horn gets dimmer and farther, as she sprints at full tilt to the far wall and ducks behind one of the grotto walls>Flitter walks up beside you, punctuating every word with a side-eye towards Pinkie; "Don't worry, BULK will go get her, RIGHT?">>"Uhhh-">"BEFORE he can say anything STUPID, right? RIIIIGHT?">>"Uhhh- OH YEAH! Ha ha, of course, uh- Yeah, gonna go do that, instead of standing here, ha-">"And I'M going with you!">>"Cool, not like I could stop you if I wanted to-">"So get go-AAAAHOLYSHIT!">Pinkie butts in between them at that moment, "Don't worry Flitter, I'd NEVER do a sexy party without your permission. Pinkie Pie is a lotta things but she ain't no homewrecker!">Flitter.exe has encountered an unexpected access error and needs to be anywhere but here>Bulk hesitates for a moment, looks like he wants to talk to Pinkie, thinks better of it and flies off after Flitter>So now it's you and the Pringle (I feel like I'm a honey mesquite, but you're a habanero and dill!)"PINKIE STOP DOING THAT!">"Tee hee! You're not the only one who can see in weird angles!">Fucking>What"Just- D'oh- De- doowah! FOOD TIME!">You turn, see that the buffet line has cleared, and sprint to the....>Empty waffle station>DAMMIT"OKAY, WHO HOGGED ALL THE-">Pinkie's head pops out of the little trash can, holding out a tupperware-looking container>The sudden pink makes you rear up and almost flip the searing hot waffle iron into your face>"Don't worry! I saved a special batch for my special fellow princess-saving friend!">Take container>Look inside>It's waffle batter>Give it a sniff>Holy shit it's got those wacky crunchberries that only grow on the carrotbean isles>Even royalty can't afford to be too liberal with that kinda stuff, it's the only reason you wanted to go to the gala>Your poker face must be failing hard, 'cause Panko is reading you like an open book->"Hee hee, yeah, remember how Twilight couldn't believe you didn't have some big sob story?""HA, yeah, and when I told her I didn't care that much about the tickets cause I only wanted to eat fancy imported food, she couldn't believe I wasn't gonna harass her all day-">"HA HA HA she was all like 'this is, erm, totally illogical, ALL my friends are being jerks so why aren't you?""And she spent half the day giving me the stink eye, thinking I was trying to reverse psych her into giving me the ticket!">"That's our Twilight!">You both laugh while smelling the crispity crunchity wacky fairy tale food, steaming in an iron prison at about Fuck Farenheit (or approximately Hell Celsius for you britbongs)"Where are the others, by the way? And what the hell is going on up there?">"You don't know? OH right, maybe Trixie didn't have time to tell you- and she would've only known a little anyway-">She notices your confusion and adds, "the suit's part of an enchanted notebook network, we wrote a little back and forth. It's all managed by- hey where IS Gummy anyway?"
>>43008571She needs the computer to fix itself, might work.
Anon is eating her waffles, so have a top view of Trixie before bed
>>43009884this has my interest.
>>43010300cute trixie
butt
>>43010653Thanks! The whole story is at https://ponepaste.org/11575 in case the bits with Pinkie were your first
Fast board this afternoon
>>43011735no problem thank you for sharing the ponepaste link
>>43012651pony rider pinkie pie!
>>43013109Anonmare got those crocs!
>>43013109>"She could be a monster from some other world! Who knows what evils she might bring on us!">"You're being paranoid.">Later:
>>43013109forbidden shoes
>>43013507The musical number for this episode: "No Crocs like Horsecrocs (Send your gal pals into shock!)"
>>43009884"He jumped back in the magic pantiesholyshitthatreallyisathingIjustsaid-">Pinkie scrunches and for a second you could almost swear her mane was fighting to stay poofy. "Really!? Lazy gator! I was gonna try fixing that suit!""Eh, for what it's worth, I could kinda feel the... enchantment on them get ruptured or something. They kinda... ate themselves like a cartoon or something.">She opens her mouth to say more, but gets interrupted by the sound of the Scared and Beligerent Trixie being dragged back to foodland.>Once Trixie gets shut up with a biscuit in her mouth, Pinkie shrugs. "Oh well, at least you got the dynamite launcher. Have fun with that! It was always meant for you I think!">At that, she walks towards the Clown Suite (A white tent with a big red inflated bottom) (It's cuz I figured we'd all be floating down here!)>Huh, yeah, on closer inspection all the tents basically have built-in rafts and mooring lines and-"DANG IT PINKIE QUIT LEAVING FOOTNOTES ON MY INTERNAL MONOLOGUE!">You hear yet another giggle as her pink poofball tail disappears into the flap of her little tent. Out of the corner of your eye, the general Concern in those nearby rises significantly."WAIT A SEC! Were you implying Gummy is some kind of magical familiar!?">The flap opens a little, with a baby blue eye boring a hole into your soul. "Tee hee, typical Anon, so perceptive-" Her voice drops an octave and you swear you could feel her expression darken- "don't worry about it.">>"TRIXIE SHALL WORRY A GREAT DEAMMMMMMPH-" looks like someone finished the biscuit and is eating a grapefruit now.>A poofsnoot emerges from the white yet again. "Seriously though- good job on getting the water down! You managed to surprise even me! OKGOONIGHT!">And she's gone again.>And fuck, it's getting kinda cold down here without that inflow of hot water>You wander through the group of tents until you find the one that's obviously for you and Trixie and-"Okay, the green question mark camo pattern is clearly me, that star is you, Trixie, but what the fuck does the pig mean?">The Fat and Overfull Trucksie wobbles from side to side, mutters variations of 'oof' and 'cursed southern-style biscuits will be my downfall' and [garbage disposal noises], before finally looking at you and shrugging."Well, huh, it's pretty big, but that space can't be for you and me right? If she were playing favorites she'd give herself more than one square pony worth of space-">>"MoOOOOOve over, that's me!" Mooriel lumbers up behind the two of you, the last viscera of an unfortunate haybale still plastered on her face and chest.>"Hold on- Trixie has many unkind things to say about most of the element bearers, but Pinkie calling you a pig? That seems a bit-">>"Huh? Oh! Don't worry about it! Just a little barnyard humor between girls! I have been letting myself go lately, nothing wrong with laughing at yourself!"
>>43014368>You help her with the tent flap and she wiggles in to lay down. You're not quite convinced she's happy with Pinkie but whatever, it's too goddamn late in this bitch-ass day to press something minor like that.>So the three of you settle in. The tent is perfectly sized for the three of you to share warmth while having just enough room to crawl away if you want.>Honestly? If it weren't for the gross food dye/wastewater/glitter/grit crap in your fur, this would be a pretty kickass glamping experience.>Be Anonmare but taller and with wings made of pizza>You're sitting at your computer, posting on your favorite Teriyaki Chicken Breeding Forum, when->"What in the heavens is all this?">Be startled>Fall out of your chair>Roll over and get up and->Be dreaming>You know this because there's Luna"Oh, hey Luna-">Her face screws up a bit, but you're in a mood to fight God tonight so you press on-"Don't give me that! Number one, ya tried to kill me! Number two, this is MY head, MY rules!">"Hm? Oh- that is no issue. To be quite frank, We always preferred to be first among equals, as it was amongst the warriors of old. 'Twas Celestia who started tolerating the feckless reprobrates she calls 'noble,' along with their foppish dandyisms and-">She stops herself and breathes. "Ancient history, We should stop before We begin ignoring how far she and I have come since then.">Awkward silence follows for a moment.>A cough"So, if you weren't pissed about the way I was talking to you, then- what?">Apparently even Luna cocks her head like a dog when she's confused. Just a pony thing apparently.>A moment passes in thought, "H- Oh! Forgive Us, We had read over your shoulder and could not help but notice your use of racial slurs is rather outdated and pedestrian. The correct way to get under a yak's skin is to call them a mop- it pisses them off because it implies they're little twigs underneath the mountain of hair. Ha! Works every time!""Based princess.">"Based on what?" Another head cock."Uhhhh- based on your superior knowledge of predjudicial banter?">An agonizing pause while she has that 'thefuck?' expression>Then, "Ah, yes, We do try! Once upon a time, the art of insult was a lauded hobby! Crowds would gather to watch Us 'break down the diss racetrack' with foreign dignitaries! Now, ponies flee if one frowns too hard at them. Feh.">More silence, more awkward pauses"So- uh, why you here? I mean it's cool and all but don't you usually do therapy and fight dream demons? I don't think mailing insults at imaginary yaks counts as a capital-N Nightmare... does it?">A pregnant pause leads into a bewildered head shake. "You actually- nevermind. Can a princess not check on one of Her valiant heroes?""I mean... It's not that I don't appreciate it, it's just that you've never done it before so it feels a little weird?"
>>43014381>Cough>Ahem>"It has been scarcely a full moon and one half- Raven and that rutting Kibitz would not give Us a moment's peace! Truth be told, We are not yet authorized to resume our duties- the fear of residual nightmare energy, you understand.">Wait, the fuck?"And you just figured, because I'm an element bearer, I'd be protected?">"Correct! Apologies-" >She sighs and takes a bigass breath, "We were simply so desperate to speak to one not employed in Our incessant educational and administrative catch-up, not to mention the harm We may have caused thee weighing upon Us.""Ok, fair enough.">Her normal, casually-imperious face turns rather sheepish, with a proportionate tinge of Fluttershy to Her voice. "Eh-heh-heh. Twilight Sparkle was Our first attempt, yet she lies undreaming with the stink of laudanum on her soul.">Your eyes grow wide as dinner plates.>Like literally- it is your mental landscape, after all.>"We had hoped you knew what had befallen her, but We take your surprise as an answer in the negative?""I think Pinkie knows- she implied as much but we kinda got sidetracked before I could press her for more.">"Blast it, that mare scares even Us. Her dreamscape is impossible to navigate unless invited! And now We face the conundrum of knowing Something happened, yet being unable to act upon it without giving away Our breaking of curfew!""I could ask her to let you in- make her Pinkie Promise not to tell?">A blue eyebrow shoots into orbit. "Pinkie... Promise?""Uh, kind of like a blood oath?">"Ah! That would be most appreciated, but it might as well be unnecessary. We imagine that, by the time thou have opportunity to make such arrangements, Sister will surely have been informed and delivered all appropriate instructions to those most capable.""...Not to mention you dunno if you can sneak off again, huh?">A small, but sharp smile. "Thou reads Us like a book. We would have enjoyed battling you, when the world was young and wild. Speaking of 'sneaking off,' We should away before We are missed! We thank thee for the refreshing conversation, and- try to use more jingoist rhetoric! There are enough multi-species empires now that nationality is the more vulnerable point!">And she's gone.>Huh.>How does this work? Do you stop lucid dreaming now, or-
>>43014368No chance of sexy Anonixie action with a giant cow sleeping in the same tent ;(Just found out about Sprout Greenhoof. She's like a toned down unicorn Anonmare.
>>43014496tbf Trixie is too full of biscuits and gravy and Anon is too caked in horrible used bathwater and pink food dye. Neither one of them can think much of sex rn.
>>43014382>casually racist lunaGoddamnit wogs why must your writing infatuate me so.
>>43015155>Casually racistIt's not racism, it's called flyting and it was an art form!She is racist though, because, well, have you SEEN a yak?
Pre bass fishing
>>43015397anonmare will catch all of the fish, even the seaponies!
>>43014872lol glue wine
>>43015079Nice hips.
>>43015397Cute
>>43016739I need some guns Anonmare!
>>43016516is it that sonic openworld game anonmare is not liking?
>>43017422Yeah, looks like it
>>43018254she's about to fall!
>>43018254>Filly saw the odd tile but had an autistic need to step on it
>>43017941this mare is glowing
>>43018851She has no power if you install TempleOS
>>43016739What if I tell Twilight?
>>43014382>Water>Flowing>Fuck, you gotta->And that's your gut growling like a diabetic mastadon>Number three inbound->Right the fuck now!>Tear out of your sleeping bag, ignore the protests of the two sleeping lumps>To the front of the tent! Fucking flap is zippered shut goddammit"Fuckfuckfuck come on!">Having to angle most of your body to grab the zipper is making it worse!>FINALLY!>Now, where's the latrine?>If Pinkie didn't dig one, Davenport probably did- or would he? He was a sailor, not a grunt-"OOOF">Less contemplation, more finding location!>Over there? No, no way, you can't shit down The Hole, that'd probably fuck up the repairs on the water heater>It would be pretty funny though->No, no it wouldn't, that goddamn granola bar has become a boulder>How the fuck did it move through you that fast?>Fuuuuuu- oh, Pinkie brought porta potties too>Enough that they're not all occupied, thank fuck>And so you sit-squat-stand with your tail->No we're not delving in detail on this>Rest assured, you flush all those fatigue toxins and about 20 pounds worth of dead weight while contemplating if Pinkie just has toilets for toilet emergencies>She probably does but it's fucking weird to think about it, huh?>And all done, no need to wipe or anything, thank you weird pneumatic horse ass>You nearly launch the door off its hinges, and step out into the gloomy-ass cave like an overly chipper 1950s martini-chugging suburban dad-"Boy fucking howdy I needed that- hey, what's the big deal?">Everypony's staring at you"What!? Oh- FUCK-">You stepped on a piece of gum or something! It wasn't there when you went in!>Dammit, why does all the candy on this planet operate like Loony Tunes!? You're kinda stuck!>Marestare.jpg intensifies"Oh what now? Nopony gonna help me!? Like the rest of you don't need to take a massive shit most mornings!? Hypocrites!">Eyes widen, ponies start backing up nervously"Is Pinkie right behind me? No fucking way, even she's not weird enough to pop her head out of a-">An ominous crackling sound from above, one you hadn't noticed until it got louder->A glance upwards shows a candy stalactite hanging by a single ligament of cotton, which snaps as soon as you register it.>It's as if quantum mechanics hates you personally. Honestly, fair. Fuck that field of physics right back."You motherf-">BLAM"-uckers! Wait, I ain't dead?">All the useless assholes who didn't try to cut you loose are now oohing and aahing>Snips is practically bouncing up to you. "How did you do that!? I couldn't even see the shield!""What shield? I still can't feel my horn! Wait, what's that sound-">You look over your right shoulder and see a porta potty door, flung wide open, and impaled onto the unit next to it>Davenport's voice, muffled and panicked, is alternating between calls for help and PTSD-ass mutterings. You catch mentions of 'red alert' and 'damage control' and 'oh Celestia I dove for cover it's all over me now!'>Eheheh>Oops
beb
>>43020519RIP carrot top
>>43021221She survives under the assumed name Golden Harvest
>>43020844sleep well anonmare
>>43022670Cute bowtie, Anonmare!
>>43022799
>>43019948>A bit of effort finally gets your hoof free. You wisely walk away while Snips and those random earth ponies form a rope team- you are NOT touching that guy>And admittedly, part of you is still a bit mad about him trying to ATF your new gun- speaking of, you set course for your tent to grab it>Pinkie pronks up behind you, must've been in the bathroom on the other side of yours>"Hey Nonny, any idea how that happened? Those toilets aren't supposed to be big enough for a pony to fit through!">You stop, getting a rear impact and an 'oof' from her, and turn around"Really!? You're asking about the toilet hole and not how a fucking stalactite fucked the door?">"Huh? Ha! You already know how THAT happened! But I gotta know if I need to fix anything-" She molds her mane into a cowboy hat and does the best Applejack impression you've heard in at least 4 days. "mah terlets, mah responsibility, boah herdy!">Oh>Yeah>You keep forgetting Pinkie actually gives a shit>She has to or she'd be dead by now (girl you don't even kn- sorry!)>You glare at her for yet ANOTHER psychic intrusion, causing her neck to shrink until her chest is concave"You got a point, but I seriously don't know, it's not like I was watching him! Maybe sailors are just really good at diving into tight shitholes!?">"HA! I knew you'd say that!">She musses her mane back up and starts to pronk away, but-"Hold the fuck up!">As soon as the words leave your mouth, you find yourself being bridal carried by an evil cotton candy blob impersonating a pony"Ha ha, very funny. Now, fuck you mean I already know how that spike got spiked?">Pinkie sets you down and looks confused>Like, genuinely confused>It's unnatural>"You- really? REALLY!?">You facehoof with the- GAH FUCK, THE GUM!>OW!>OW OW OW OW->"Hold on, stop, I never go anywhere without my filly guides knife- keep that hoof right there, and- No no no no I have a thing just for-">You don't listen, eventually brute forcing it and-"FUCK! OW! Gah, how bad is-">"Well I TOLD you, silly! Uh... it'll grow back? Heh heh-">You look down and, yep, your hoof has pink frosting with green and red sprinkles->Wait>Red? FUCK!"Ah crap, I need a-">Pinkie leaps onto your back and gets you in a headlock"The fuck are- OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW">A blue glow shoves a reeking cloth into your face and all becomes burning>"Sorry Nonny, but at least Trixie is on her game today right?"
>>43023008>>"Patronize NOT the Great and Powerful Trixie!">The cloth is held down while you breath heavily"Fuck, how did-">>"Trixie saw you rub gum in your face and grabbed the first aid kit.""Oh. Aight.">You're vaguely aware of something moving your gummed hoof around- It's Ponk!>"Ooooh, actually, those got ripped out by the folicles. You're gonna need a specialist before that grows back. Yikes.""Fan-fucking-tastic. NOW, the FUCK did you MEAN I already know!?">>"Already-""Shuddup Trixie!">"Sheesh, so-REE for assuming you remembered your own spell!">You start staring holes in her chest>"That crazy shield spell!? The spinny one!? When Nightmare Moon decided 'buck it, i'mma just toast these jerks?'">The fuck?>"Wow, do you REALLY not remember!? You smacked a fireball out of the air! TWICE! Something about oscillating and frequencies or- REALLY?">Oh, right>That time you got dragged into the main story by the asshole patrol because you just happened to be fixing a shelf in the library when Twilight charged in for that book>And Nightmare Moon turned out to be way more... tactically intelligent than in the show>You recall your thought process being something like "I saw this in Mass Effect and Underrail""Fu- 'course I remember, but my horn's busted! I still haven't- OW!">You whip your head around looking for the source of the damn rock that was just thro-"OW! QUIT THAT SHIT!">And another>And another->And a-BLAM>"OOOOOOOOOOOOF!">Shit>You just parried a bullet right into Pinkie Pie"Sorry, Pinkie!">"S'okay, I was throwing them! Dunno how you didn't notice my tail swish-a-swishing!""Wait, how the fuck am I doing that!? I can- HNNNNNG- barely make a light!">You demonstrate by almost crapping out your colon trying to make the most flacid little lighter flame's worth of light
>>43023010>anonmare tapped into an unknown school of magic that uses external (ambient or latent) power to work>it's less magic and more physics with a magic flair>can't make a light with magic whilst magic sedated cause that requires actual magic to generate the photons>can cast redirect shields cause she's just changing the direction of the vector on the projectile>everything in equestria has latent magic, so her physicsmagic works on everything, except any item that has had the magic forcefully removed Kino physics magic
>>43021837So angry!
>>43023077>Unknown school of magicNope, Anon barely knows dick about fuck when it comes to magic. Her cutie mark didn't come with any specific spells, access to any weirder sources, ESP or anything of the sort. Every unicorn gets telekinesis as a basic extension of their being; every species in Equestria has some form of gravity magic as an extension of their literal life Force. Pegasi use it to amplify the power of their wingbeats so they can fly despite their shitty wingspan and slow flapping, and unicorns already have a thing on their head designed for remote communication and shaping energy, which lets them target things farther away than 'literally touching my hoof.'Anon just intuitively understands the basic underlying principles of how and why telekinesis works, and can then apply it in funny ways to emulate more complicated spells.Later on, yeah, she'd probably start figuring out how to pull off some archmage level shit "the hard way" (the hard way being bending reality to teleport forward instead of suing the coordinates you want to occupy until they're homeless and you can just go exist there without any escrow proceedings) but that's like season 4 Anon. Season 1 Anon is a gremlin who knows how to kludge together some mid-tier spells out of a couple baby-level spells and some magic items,>external/ambientAgain, S1 Anon's basically the only (non-crippled) unicorn who can't channel anything external. She might be able to learn how, but without some kind of cutie mark talent it'll be an uphill battle and it won't likely ever become muscle memory, so she'd need to manually cast everything off a spellbook and ain't nopony got the time or patience for that shit.>less magic and more physics with a magic flareI spent literal hours constantly writing and rewriting responses to this that kept blowing far beyond the purview of this response and into massive autistic lore dump territory, so I'll just say you're probably right for the wrong reasons and it's a semantics issue. (or wrong for the right reasons, whichever you prefer)Anon's magic is no less magic than any other blatantly impossible thing that happens onscreen, it's just that instead of knowing all manner of mystical crap she's extremely fluid and knowledgeable at applying the one specific magic effect every unicorn is capable of doing. Most unicorns only use TK for grabbing and manipulating physical items, know a couple Real-Ass Spells, and maybe have a spellbook and a bunch of salt and chalk and such they can bring out if they need a more complicated and unusual spell. If even that- there's a huge culture of complacency in Equestria combined with the few true masters being blinded by orthodox methods and addicted to complexity.
>>43023450Like how in Sonic Rainboom, Twilight's first instinct is to somehow make Rarity grow wings and rewire her entire fucking nervous system so she's a mutated aborted fetus of a half-alicorn for a day and it burns so much energy she can't do it for the rest of them.... and then she finds the cloudwalking spell and she's like "oh hey that's so much easier!"Or how Time Turner in Slice of Life basically confirms unicorn wizards have kept Equestria's sciences stunted for centuries by promoting the "turns out, there's a magic spell for that!" attitude.>redirect shields change the vectorThat sounds like Twigglymagik- getting in there and changing the numbers around and all. No, Anon's shield works because she's physically smacking an incoming projectile away. She's also not completely ignorant about metamgaic- she can string some effects together, notably making two separate TK fields. One acts like whiskers, gets touched by a threat, and triggers a fast-moving shaped field to bonk it away.She doesn't know the finer points about trigger conditions or pre-casting though- she was running the spell constantly and consequently only managed two parries against Nightmare Moon before almost passing out the same way she would much later in the spa. Which is part of her running theme- she's great at figuring out new or long-forgotten uses of simple magic, but lacks the basic education needed to pace herself or weave them into longer-lasting enchantments. Yet if she HAD that education, she probably would've gotten complacent and dumb like every other unicorn who doesn't have a star on her ass.Her shield is impressive because she can deflect incredibly powerful blows despite being below average in every way except having higher strength and pain tolerance than most unicorns- it takes her more active effort and concentration to maintain even a simple IF:THEN kind of spell, because she was never taught how to cast the second half, store that inside her horn and just have the sensor part to trigger the second spell.>everything in equestria has latent magic, so her physicsmagic works on everything, except any item that has had the magic forcefully removedAgain, right but wrong. Right that her magic works on basically anything because she's just creating effects with as few steps as possible; wrong because it's not magic reacting with magic, the magic is reacting inside her horn to become whatever other energy she needs in a given moment. Usually telekinetic force because that's the easiest thing for a pony to fuck around with on the fly.
>>43023451>Can't make a light while sedatedTrue>cause that requires actual magicNot really- a light is the second simplest spell a unicorn can cast. It's kind of like learning to whistle through your third eye; you just have to open it up at just the right wavelength and "breathe" slightly harder than normal. The restricted flow of ambient energy bouncing around generates light as a byproduct, though it'll be very dim and only good for not tripping over your own hooves if you don't put any of your own wind into it. Which Anon can't right now because because her horn is still numb. She nearly shit her whole ass and all she had to show for it was a sputtering match worth of light. That doesn't mean she has no energy- The magic negating part of the sedative wears off fast- you don't want a body drained of magic any longer than is medically necessary- and she took candy from a Pinkie, so her energy reserves are back to normal. Above normal, even.However, Anon having at least one spell working (without her even trying!) wasn't an asspull, either. Recall Trixie's lecture on infant magic:*Magic surges can be deadly*Young bodies are more vulnerable to uncontrolled magic accumulation*It was therefore naturally selected for ponies to be able to bleed energy off quickly as infants*Unicorns have a teleporting-reflex built into their horn, it 'falls off' as they get older and no longer have the energy income to keep using it safely*This empty pre-cast space usually gets overwritten during whatever process gives a pony their cutie mark, hence Rarity being able to cast Find Gems as easily as breathingNow recall that Anon's cutie mark has nothing to do with magic and she doesn't know any Fancy Official Spells- she's got some empty space up there, doesn't she? And she's fresh from a stay in Chez Pinkie, and can't do anything with magic *on purpose* right now...goddammit it's 4:30am why did I spend like 5 fucking hours writing a fraction of my horse autism headcanon
>>43020350cute anonmares hugging each other
>>43023739Hugging and perhaps fugging later
>>43023452Its ok anon, autistic loredumps for fanfics is what we're all here for.That being said, you could just excuse the redirecting tk field as vector swapping, it's not fancy shmancy math, you do it all the time when breathing (the direction of movement of the air particles, and your diaphragm), moving (self explanatory), throwing stuff (went from a vector aiming down due to gravity to one moving forward and up), etc. Hit a ball with a bat? You redirected that vector from straight to you to somewhere in front of you (at the cost of some speed, cause you didn't actually redirected it in this case, you nullified it and applied a new one). You could even argue that TK fields ARE vector fuckery, but it's so instinctual to ponies that they don't notice they're doing it. Have you ever ran then grabbed a pole or something and use it to change your angle without slowing down? You changed the direction of your motion vector by grabbing the pole, turning your linear motion into angular motion, thus turning, thus changing the direction of your movement vector.I meant something closer to that than actual fancy schmancy magic math bullshit.And a school of magic doesn't mean that it follows established doctrine, you just described that anon's magic is essentially a new method of using magic that nobody has figured out due to being trapped in the orthodoxy, and that if anon got magic training she'd also be trapped into that orthodoxy. That, by definition, is a new school of magic. A good example is relativity vs newton's laws of motion: the established f=ma system worked fine and didn't see much evolving for centuries, but it broke down and failed miserably when dealing with mercury's orbit, it always mispredicted. Then comes relativity, and suddenly you can accurately predict mercury's orbit, and a whole bunch of stuff that f=ma simply couldn't, starting a new branch of physics.My perspective on your green (before this loredump) was that anonmare had tapped into this new method for using magic, and since she was magically sedated, she could not use inner magic whatsoever (a reasonable take, considering emergency sedation), so she (unknowingly) used the passive magic dormant in the item to interfere with it.Forgive the mild /tim/ autism, I miss those threads and this was a breath of fresh air.
>>43023949Adding to this, I saw it closer to there being multiple ways of doing the same thing, but the orthodoxy being stuck doing it one way only.For example, you want to block a rock thrown at you, there are dozens of ways of going about it, you could: grab the rock midair with TK and slow it down, make a force field and tank the hit with it, redirect the rock's path and curve it, teleporting away, grabbing something and using it as a shield, hardening magic on yourself and just tanking the rock, phasing through the rock, making the rock phase through you, etc. With anonmare's nonstandard magic being one of said alternate ways of achieving the same result.
>>43023949Yeah all good points. Though I'm adamant on magic requiring inner magic all the time; imagine jumpstarting a car using a dead battery vs using a low battery to jump start a car and run the alternator.Like it's much easier if both things have magic, harder but possible if only the unicorn is pumping magic, and outright impossible from the outset if the unicorn has no magic (either literally due to depletion or effectively due to numbness)>>43023983>Hardening magicYeah that's dragons and diamond dogs. They're walking sacks of non-newtonian fluid when they want to be, but they're easier to hurt if they're unaware.>Phasing throughNot recommended; time it wrong and that's how you end up with an awkward and judgmental xray session... if you're lucky.
"Twilight what the fuck happened to you?">"Me? How are YOU an alicorn!?""Divided by zero until I ragdolled into the astral plane. Way easier than swapping all our souls lol"
>>42972277So steaming cute.
>>43024418don't listen to this faggot dividing by zero produces mustard gas
>>43024562Eating mustard produces mustard->BRAAAAP
>>43024418>try to divide by zero>now 1=2>no longer single
>>43025112super cute anonmare
>>43024898Wouldn't that also be twincest?
>>43025392best kind of incest
>>42974251I love her, oh blessed divine mare anon, pure and resplendent. There is no shittery behind those eyes - you just know she makes quality posts only.
>>43023010Anon, I think you're starting to ramble again. I can barely understand wtf is happening now.
>>43026237Anon ripped half the fur on her face off because she stuck gum on it, then Trixie walked up and smacked an alcohol-soaked rag on the bloody bits.Pinkie was continuing to be ponkful>>43025941Considering ponies are implied to live for hundreds of years, 30 might count as underaged
>>43026299>Trixie walked up and smacked an alcohol-soaked rag on the bloody bits.I see, it's indeed in the text but requires some effort to parse (I missed the part about gum on face). I was wondering why Pinkie is doing a silent takedown after also stabbing her in a hoof (?) with Trixie just kinda chilling out nearby. The immersion, it's too strong, I'm feeling the same way as the protagonist (confused).
>>43026382Fair criticisms, the idea was Anon facehoofed before remembering she had crap stuck to that hoof and everything after that was chaos and pain. I dunno how to make that more clear but it's clear it needs to be more clear (clearly)
>>43027103>no eyelashesS-She's our mare, right? There's no way she'd be a femcolt anonstallion, right...?
I couldn’t even bring myself to color this one
>>43027215I love her anyway! Cute pigtails!
