>>42939756
You're writing/posting pony transformation from work? That's awesome.

>>42939788
If i get a minute i post. I kinda have to if this story is gonna get finished sometime in the next few months

>>42939774
Unrelated but does anybody have that one specific image about human superiority?
It was about all the ponies gathering around one human male and one of them shouting smth like "come see the human dick that's 10x better than any other horse, that even celestia indulges in" or something like that

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There’s no request tied to this TF, I just like Dizzy Twister.
>>42900322
To paraphrase Ben Franklin, “it is a person who brushes that will be the most prepared to receive brushies.”
>>42929242
Glad you like it and thanks for the request – Minuette a cute!
>>42939345
“The ‘Harmonic Resistance,’ as they like to call themselves, are getting exactly what they deserve!” It’s an Equestria at War storyline if you’re interested in learning more.

Just copied all the new green to the word document and Jesus, 20k words. Wtf have i been doing

>>42940538
Awesome, first TF I've seen of this pony.
Would you do Ms Peachbottom please? She is also bereft of TF.

>>42939718 new thread!
>Twilight leans in with eager anticipation, she will finally understand what Jeff sees amd what the portal is trying to manipulate him with
>Jeff physically trembles remembering the devastation from one particular vision
>With a trembling sigh he finally speaks up
"One vision that has been haunting me, even in my sleep, has the ranch burning to the ground, my men in bloody tatters, all while some shadowy pony figure looks over it all. I can't tell what they look like, I can't even tell if they're a regular, a unicorn or even a flying one. Its stare pierces my soul every time."
>In a vulgar display of her social ineptitude, Twilight quickly chimes in to correct the clearly distraught human
"In our world they're called Earth ponies, Unicorns, and Pegasi respectively-"
"Damn it Purple! I don't care what they're called!"
>Jeff lashes out before grabbing his coffee once more for another cup.
>Twilight blushes with embarrassment as the boots trudge down the hall
"Im sorry, but back on topic, interesting you can't tell what the pony is from the visions. You said they were vivid though so why can't you remember what the pony looks like?"
>Twilight asks raising her voice so that Jeff may hear from the kitchen
>Returning with a topped up cup and trembling hands jeff takes his seat once more
"It depends on how close i am to the portal. I hardly make the trek up to it ever considering i-"
>Jeff considers if he may be saying too much
>Given how friendly and helpful Twilight has been so far, he cannot help but to believe there is a raport building between them
"When i get close to the portal, my hold on reality tends to slip. I've had several of my guys point this out before"
>Twilight tries to piece together what may be happening to Jeff
>vague descriptions of visions and reality distortion hardly give her any leads
"I think if I'm going to learn anything i may need a detailed description of one of these visions. May i accompany you to the portal to see what the visions are about?"
>Twilight shyly asks expecting a firm rejection considering how much effort was put into taking her from Equestria in the first place
>Jeff considers the offer. While he's looking for answers for his visions he can't be sure if purple will make a break for it while he is actively struggling to maintain a grip on reality

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Bring back WXS lore or else I'll be sad

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>>42940538
you think you could turn the tribios triplets into three fillies matching the three pony races?

>>42940538
>I just like Dizzy Twister
Based

>>42940936
What's WSX lore

>>42940538
cute!

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>>42941308
>Unnamed mad scientist bitch decides she doesn't like how people aren't living our her personal fantasies or something like that.
>Uses unlimited intelligence to invent a nanotech virus.
>Men infected with the virus become pet-brained stallions. Women infected with the virus become obsessed with ponies and only able to breed with ponies.
>Women and stallions can have kids, the result will be either a human girl or a pony boy.
>Effectively, men become pet ponies and the still-human women desperately want to keep them as pets/mates.
>Everyone is very okay with this and the scientist girl is probably made empress or something like that.
>She hunts down the few remaining human males hoping to stallion the entire male population.

>>42940843
>Jeff gives Twilight a suspicious scowl
>He wants to maintain decorum between them and extend another hand in goodwill
"Do i have your word that you will not attempt to escape princess?"
>Twilight, despite it being her duty to escape feels the fate of Equestria lies in her hooves
>She must make sure this human trusts her enough to never use the portal
>For the fate of Equestria, she swallows her pride once more
"As the Princess of Friendship, you have my word. I just hope some mutual trust will go a long way in making sure everypony is safe."
>Jeff feels at ease with Twilight, despite everything he's done, enslaving her kind, kidnapping her, and calling her names, tagging her like cattle, despite everything she is still amicable
>Jeff takes a breath and finishes his last cup of coffee
"You keep me to my word, I'll keep you to yours. We will go to the portal tonight and i will tell you everything i see, and hopefully we will come to a mutual understanding. That sound good to you Princess?"
>With a smile Twilight glows with hope
>maybe there can be a peaceful resolution after all,
>She dreams of all the ponies brought home, their worlds safe from King Mahrek.
"That sounds wonderful, I can't wait. Maybe we can finally shed some light on this mystery"
>Even Jeff gets a smile, even if this only ends the visions, he would be happy
"Well then, i look forward to it princess, I'll have to come back for you this evening, till then I'll have to keep you locked up in here, it'll be more comfortable than the stables atleast."
>There's a knock on the door as Jeff gets up with annoyance
"Oh, what now! Can't those mouth breathers go 2 seconds without my input"
>He opens the door to see a nervous ranch hand with a particularly excited teal mare
"Well, out with it, the hell you want Chris?"
>Twilight looks over to see Lyra giddy with delight
"I don't have an explanation for it boss but uh, i was on my way to the town and uh this one started following me"
>Jeff looks down at Lyra trying to nose her way in to see what a human house looks like
"Does she know what this is about?"
>Chris stammers just pointing to her
"I don't know what's wrong with this one, i told her i was going to make her a pet and she started following me. Its uh, kinda adorable, i was wondering if i could uh, keep her?
>Jeff pinches his eyebrows with frustration
"No, put her in the stables with the others and claim your bounty"
>Despite the pleading from the pony and ranch hand Jeff closes the door looking over to Twilight shuffling in her chair pretending to have not noticed
"Do you know that one princess?"
>Twilight taps her hooves together
"That's Lyra, she's a bit...fascinated with humans"
>Jeff nods with understanding
"I see, I'll be back later Princess"
>Jeff explains going back to his business on the ranch

>>42941137
I hate losing.

>>42942425
If anonstallion turns into a mare one more time just to use the element of anonymity he might die

>>42941614
Does the original WXS lore center around a single mad scientist? I thought it was a loosely defined organization of many women, implying a more general “lots of women wanted this and eventually every woman’s going to want this” appeal.

>>42943066
I was always partial to the shadowy pegasister deep state

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>>42943115
That’s my preference as well.
I know it’s incredibly trivial to label a woman as pro-WXS, considering on a long enough timeline, every woman is going to be pro-WXS.
With that said, I appreciated that from the outset you could have pegasisters with a gamut of pro-WXS personalities and have it play out in different ways.

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Starlight and her (adoptive) son!

>>42943256
No, she'll teach him to be ashamed of his talent!

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>>42943066
The lore was kind of established over time, growing out of the 'speed dating' thing here.>>42942061

There's a 'pegasisterhood' organization eventually. And they take over the world eventually. The ground zero origins have never been firmly established, though.

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>>42943125
>Totally perverted goonette.
>Grew up with ponies, internet access totally corrupted her brain.
>Has never fantasized about men in her life, only stallions.
>Gets radicalized into hyper-misandry. Kill all men pilled.
>None of her philosophy changes the fact she's a perverted gremlin who needs dick.
>The only solution? Replace all men with stallions, reducing them all to pets.

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>>42943326
That's basically CrimmHarmony and I would not trust her with a Murky

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>when Twilight misinterpreted what you meant when you told her you have a pregnancy fetish

>>42943953
Are they smoking poison joke?

>>42944989
It was technically legalised under the Medicinal Herbs and Poultices Charter of 1307 BPC (Before Princess Celestia) but a lot of ponies forgot that law existed.

>>42945202
I don’t think it’s a matter of legality, anon. I wouldn’t smoke a poison joke blunt if it were offered to me by Zecora herself.
Granted, I’m curious to hear the viewpoint of somepony who would be willing to take such a chance. If you’re already keen on having your species and/or gender changed, then surely somepony would be down for the comparatively mild shenanigans brought about by the leaves of blue.

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>>42942095
>Shining Armor looks up to the sky
>He's confident his little sister could manage a few humans
>However as he pants and catches his breath crossing into Ponyville he finds the few remnants of his Royal guard
>With ponies rushing around trying to evacuate, Shining sighs with relief knowing the message had gotten through
>With Twilight nowhere to be found and the guards frantically discussing something among themselves Shining Armor finally sets the sleeping Applejack down
>He wishes he could make sure AJ was safe at sweet apple acres however with the humans bearing down on Ponyville, he doesn't have a second to waste
>He rushes over to the unit to put together the plan
>Taking off his helmet, he addresses his guard
"Fall in! Glad you all made it safe, we need to get the town ready for defense, the humans are moving faster than me could have anticipated. Did we get the reinforcements?"
>Shining asks desperate to get up to speed on the preparations
"We started the evacuation just like you asked Captain!"
>One Pegasi guard responds still trembling from the battle at the portal
"The reinforcements are on the next train bound for Ponyville, captain. 6 divisions in total"
>Sighing with relief Shining takes stock of the situation
"That's all excellent news! Where's Twilight? We need to make a plan on stopping the humans"
>His guard unit waivers in their salute
>Two in particular have their lips tremble
"Captain, im sorry...we were... surrounded by humans, and Twilight saved us. She told us to run and we did. SHE WAS FLYING RIGHT BEHIND US! but she wasn't there when we got back to Ponyville. I don't know where she went Captain, im sorry!"
>Shining Armor stumbles in disbelief
>He doesn't even want to consider the possibility
"You don't think Twilight was..."
>Shining's heart pounds with fear
>Feeling the immense guilt from his cowardice, the guard breaks down dropping his salute
>Shining clenches his teeth as he holds back his rage
>The humans have Twilight
>Those no good rotten humans got her!
>Despite his rage, Shining Armor stamps his hooves to gain his guard's attention
"Its not your fault. Twilight would just be glad everypony got here safe but we can't give up."
>Shining Armor looks across the river to the Everfree Forest and lets his rage boil over
"That's why we have to be ready for them! They're coming and they will not stop till everypony is taken away and made a pet. We have to take them on here and now! No mercy, there's no such thing as a good human!"
>Shining Armor hears the whistle of the train arriving in Ponyville
>With dozens of royal guard unicorns and pegasi and plenty of Ponyville volenteers, Shining gets a plan together
"We need to capture as many humans as possible, if we funnel them into the square and destroy the bridge they won't be able to escape"
>Shining Armor explains putting his helmet on and getting ready to take command of the reinforcements
"We have to win, for Twilight!"

>>42940752
>Wtf have i been doing
I think it's called writing.

>>42943669
I have not seen this one before

>>42946328
Nor had I. I think it's new.

>>42943278
>through dark magic (transformation) Starlight successfully produced the first pony with a natural equality mark.

>>42947011
I'd still be more inclined to think she swapped his cutie mark when no one was looking

>>42944989
Yeah, that's how Discord gets his powers.

>>42919398
>Jeff understands the ancient ponish as if it were his native tongue
Foreshadowing!

>>42939774
>I'm a 35 old men
what kind of idiot says he embodies 35 other men all at once

>>42948612
Schizofilly or 35 anons died at the same time and got reincarnated into the same filly

>>42948616
>Three Dozen Idiots, the story of too many anons reincarnated into a single filly
Fund it!

>>42948622
No. Don't fund it. Undercut this anon's sick twisted perverted fantasy

>>42948629
Joke's on you, I have plenty of other sick, twisted, perverted fantasies!

>>42948663
Ughh dont remind me. I dont need to see your sick twisted perverted fantasies during my morning cereal

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>>42949366
I like this guy's art style. I've been wanting to sketch my OC in a post transformation freak out but everything I've attempted has been trash so far

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*click*
>"And this a historical text all about how Anonymous became a princess!"
*click*

>>42945780
>The cold is enough to make Twilight shiver
>Jeff shrugs off the cold with indifference as he leads the way to the portal
"This way Princess, it's up this trail"
>Jeff explains as Twilight follows closely behind
"So how far away can you hear it? Is it a you have to be really close to it sort of thing or can it just speak to you whenever?"
>Trudging up the gentle incline Jeff can already hear the ancient ponish drifting on the wind
"Some days it's stronger than others. The visions always seem to get me though no matter how far i am from it. I can hear it now actually"
>Twilight quickly trots to Jeffs side
"Really? What does it say?"
>In the spirit of honesty and understanding Jeff answers truthfully
"It's telling me to pursue my destiny, and telling me how powerful i can be."
>Jeff feels his blood pressure spike as the feelings of desire start to become overwhelming
"Just tell me if it becomes too much for you, we can leave. Hopefully we can see these visions before we go. Im really curious to see what it's telling you"
>As the portal comes into sight the runes softly glow as if to acknowledge Jeff's presence
>He takes a breath and prepares himself for the visions
>The rush he feels is unlike anything he ever felt before
>As the ancient ponish wants its way into his ears he groans with satisfaction
"I think it's coming Princess, i think i see something"
>Jeff explains giving in to the whims of the portal
>Twilight hangs on the human's every word
>Every detail could spell the difference between peace and devastation
>She must understand it all
"What do you see?"
>Jeff's memory is stired as he sees visions of things come to pass
"I see, ponies and i see ponyville. Your castle."
>Despite Jeff never having been through the portal, and no human even setting eyes on Ponyville, his knowledge of the landscape frightens Twilight
"What else do you see?"
>Jeff smiles nearly stumbling as he steps towards the portal
"Riches beyond compare, ponies cowering before me at the end of my lead"
>Jeff continues as Twilight stands between the dissociating human and the portal
"Are these things that happened already?"
>Twilight asks trying to understand what he's talking about
"The portal never lies Twilight Sparkle, the one it speaks to will always get their deepest, darkest, desires met."
>Twilight groans with worry stamping on Jeffs boot
"Jeff? You're losing it! You warned me about this, what do i do?"
>Jeffs vision rapidly changes, his face turns to terror as he stumbles away from the portal.
>Images of bloodied men flowing from the portal, the buildings around the ranch up in flames
>Towering overhead with glowing eyes is the pony figure gazing down on him
"NO! Its the shadow pony"
>Twilight grows increasingly concerned as Jeff groans and wails
"What do you see, i need to know, quickly!"
>Jeff grabs Twilight with force hurting her with his grip
"I see my men, screaming, my ranch in flames! and the shadow pony!"

>>42949614
>"Ayo Spike you bring the mail in yet?"

>"NoOOOOO-O-O-O."

>>41251622
>Yeah, ponies were cute.
>You moved your talon in little circles at the base of Aisling’s flicking ear, enjoying the soft give of it, and the smooth texture of her fur.
>A part of you thought about how all this cuteness was part of the psych op of PON-E, to pave the way.
>But most of you was just intent on Aisling’s happiness.
>Her eyes fluttered shut as your other hand gripped her head, and caressed her cheek, while that silver banner tail of hers was fluttering up and down behind her.
>Your eyes met Anon’s, and she just smirked playfully back at you, pointing out Aisling’s wiggling tail with a hoof.
>You laughed, and redoubled your petting.
>Though, this really was so bizarre, it struck you how this mare you were petting was a woman you knew just a day ago.
>There was no way that an interaction like this could have happened then, it was something alien to what the two of you really were, brought to mind by the fact there was that inherent awkwardness that clung to the act.
>Whatever, you thought as your gaze alighted on that perfectly relaxed, dusky face, framed in silver.
>This was all wrong, but ponies were cute.
“You’re cute, Aisling.”
>”Shut- Ahhh...”
>Aisling’s brow furrowed for just a second at your remark before you ran a talon slowly across and up her snout, instantly mollifying her again.
>Her whole head pressed insistently into your grasp as she shuffled forward a few inches on her rump, hooves scraping and clicking.
>As you began rubbing one of her ears between your talons, Aisling suddenly froze up, her breath catching in her throat... before she melted all over again, with a long and quivering sigh leaving her nostrils.
>Everything floated in that state for long, precious minutes, but only a few of them.
>Aisling would turn her head this way and that, leading your caresses to one part or another.
>It was as your talons unfurled and ran down her neck that Aisling’s eyes slowly opened up like two turquoise flowers blooming in dew and morning, catching the light from the open door behind you.
>With slow, searching words, she reluctantly spoke.
>”We don’t have time for this.”
>You smiled, and patted the top of her head one last time as you released her.
“Yeah.”
>The unicorn didn’t lift her head out of your hands right away though, a slight tremor ran along her body like she was pulling off a warm blanket on a cold morning.
>She frowned.
>Then Aisling’s slender neck rose and steadied again, as she stood up on all four hooves, shaking herself out like a dog, then tossing her mane once, twice, before she seemingly recovered all her ‘atmosphere’.
>With a long look at you, she said, quietly,
>”Thank you.”
>Notably, there wasn’t a smile to match, just that usual serenity with an unreadable expression again, something of the mysterious mare in the meadow was back.
>But, Dakota laughed brusquely and bumped shoulders with Aisling as he passed anyway.
>Heading outside, he farewelled casually.

>>42950000
>”Get them all. Then come back and we’ll drink to it.”
>You stuck your tongue out of your beak at him.
“Yeah, thanks for the shoes.”
>You replied, smacking the stallion’s back as he went.
>Your heart revved an extra beat.
>You have a gun, and two mares with irons on.
>Nothing more needed to be said.
>Aisling immediately strode out of the barn, headed home to get lunch together, with just a glance and a nod at you and Anonymous before she started at a gallop down the lane.
>Her hooves clove the ice as easy as could be.
”Scouting.”
>You said to Anon as you spread your wings, and she followed suit.
>It was a quick liftoff, gaining altitude and then turning round to circle back to Aisling’s house.
>There was your knife again, you remarked to yourself as you flicked up the edge of your wing.
>Steel glittering, half buried in the snow.
>But there wasn’t a single other trace of what happened last night, no blood and the snow was pristine.
>Of course.
>The only telltale sign... Was that spider silk thin line going from the end of the knife, up to a massive log not quite fully hidden in the dense pine branches above.
>The wind whistled in and around Anon’s feathers as she followed you in the turn, her mane scattering.
>”This is where all that shit happened last night, right?”
>She called out a little louder to beat the sound of the rushing air.
“Yeah.”
>Came your answer, then you added, while your eyes scanned over the meadow you’d found Aisling in that evening,
“No footprints obviously but I’ve seen about five traps so far. I can’t tell if they’re letting me see them on purpose or if I’m just overthinking it.”
>The mare at your side nodded, then smiled a little ruefully,
>”Normally I would just say you’re overthinking it but these freaks are... Well anyway. Who knows. Just don’t step in ‘em is the answer, I guess.”
>There was a pretty sound logic in that, sometimes things really were just as good or as bad as they seemed.
>You flicked your perfect gaze over the whole forest, mapping it out mentally.
>Just having any traps present at all made you want to tell Anon and Aisling to stay home, but you knew they wouldn’t agree to that.
>..And you wouldn’t agree to it yourself.
>Your gut told you it would be suicide to try and kill Clapperleg alone, especially.
>The past while, mentally, had just been you grinding your ego down to a fine point as you categorically weighed the advantages and disadvantages of the situation.
>The truth was you had gotten lucky last night, so lucky that it was practically a skill.
>It was stupendously fortunate that Clapperleg was surprised enough by your survival that he let you get in close with a knife.
>Let alone how unlikely it had been for the toadstool circle to transform you into something that was so perfect for just that approach to killing him in the first place.

>>42950004
>Now that he knew you were coming, and what you could do, and likely was also spying on you so he even knew you had a gun, the odds of having that kind of luck were another three magnitudes lower than before.
>Your eyes roamed at the foot of the nearest mountain, spotting another trap, this time a concealed pit from the looks of it.
>On the other claw, while luck wasn’t really on your side, the weight of the rifle on your back, and of the ammunition in the pouch strapped to your left hindquarter sure as fuck was.
>The gnomes were leading you to them, you thought, as you pointed a talon at the last trap you spotted.
“The traps go all the way to the foot of that mountain, and then there’s a trail.”
>”So they’re leading us on.”
>Anon replied at a normal volume.
>The both of you were leveled out now, just gliding idly.
“Seems like it. They’re ready for a confrontation.”
>”Why? Why not just vanish?”
>You shrugged, and looked sidelong at the white mare’s consternated face; the foreground to the gentle nimbus clouds floating behind her in the afternoon sky.
“I thought you’d know. Some pixie, magic rules of engagement fluff?”
>”Nah, I’m not sure. But maybe, their mythos revolves around battling humans arriving in their land. Probably some fulfillment of that.”
>Every part of you wanted to just ‘whatever’ that, but ignorance of bullshit wordplay is what got you in this mess.
“So are we playing into them if we chase?”
>Anon paused, and turned herself upside down.
>Her mane and ears flopped around comically, all the while her eyes were screwed up in thought.
>Your gaze scanned across her chest and belly casually, as the soft furred plane of it rose and fell with her breathing.
>Then she stared at you confidently enough and answered while turning right side up again,
>”No. Doesn’t matter. They still got killed and defeated that way centuries ago. I think it’s fine. We just have to be careful about the wish granting, and if anything that’s easier to avoid when we’re fighting them.”
>You smiled and started your descent, aiming for Aisling’s front lawn again.
“Good. I’ll just quit thinking, start shooting, and the rest can be your problem.”
>Anonymous smirked back as she tilted her wings to match your posture, and glided along with you in your descending course.
>Her snout was practically touching your beak.
>”Bird brain.”
“Horse face.”
>”...Schizo.”
“Yep.”
>The both of you laughed as your respective claws, paws and hooves touched down in the snow, crunching along up until the porch.
>Warmth, crackling flames, and the sight of Aisling’s glowing silver horn bobbing around in the kitchen greeted you once more when you opened the front door.
>You took off your rifle and ammo bag, setting them on and against the coat rack.

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>Then you stretched, your front bending down as you arched your back in that typical feline posture, talons lightly scratching on the floor, paws planted firmly, and tail bending up in an arc that tickled your lower back with the bottle brush end of it.
>Anon trotted past you, humming, as Aisling’s pretty head popped up from behind the counter.
>Her eyes were softer than earlier, and a somewhat flustered smile graced her face as she looked at you.
>”Sandwiches.”
“Nice.”
>”Gimme.”
>It was all already laid out on the table, big fat sandwiches.
>Half of them stuffed with honeyed ham and mushrooms for you; the other half these vegetarian caprese delights, buffalo mozza, and tomatoes with pesto for the mares.
>All three of you plopped down in the wooden chairs around the table and instantly set to eating.
>You gobbled up three whole sandwiches before another word was exchanged.
>”So where are we heading?”
>Aisling asked you, as her tongue flicked out to lick up a bit of pesto on her lip.
>After pecking up a chunk of cremini and devouring it, you answered,
“Past your meadow, to that one mountain. The gnomes left a breadcrumb trail of traps.”
>”So we’re just going to walk right over to where they want us?”
>Came the follow up, Aisling peering at you curiously down her black snout, while munching on a spinach leaf.
“Yep. Usually I’d say we fly over to the foot of the mountain, and just skip all the crap, but if walking along that trail gives us even a chance to kill more of them, in isolated groups, it’s worth it.”
>She blinked a few times, chewing thoughtfully and looking to the side.
>Then shrugged.
>”Alright.”

Been a while. I have more time on my hands these days. Maybe that will change, but I think I should have enough.

G'night /ptfg/.

>>41253837
Don't we all, at some point.
>>41257413
Cuteness is the ends and the means.

>>42950011
You're back! I'd been missing this story.
People may need your ponepastes to catch up on the story:
https://ponepaste.org/9521
https://ponepaste.org/9707

>>42949628
>Twilight takes the warnings deathly seriously
>Anypony that brings these events to pass will surely doom all of Equestria and free King Mahrek
"Who is it! What color is their mane, their coat, do you see a cutie mark!? What kind of pony are they?"
>Twilight asks her desperation becoming more palpable by the second
>Jeff's eyes widen as the shadowy pony raises it's horn and spreads it's wings.
"Purple, it's purple! It's...YOU!"
>Jeff screams in rage
>The portal shrieks it's warning to Jeff
>Do not let this pony stop you. The portal cryptically warns as Jeff falls to the ground in agony
>Twilight gasps in disbelief. The portal says im going to do this? She asks herself
"Hooves! Hooves! I need to cross the portal now!
>He screams out frantically clawing for the portal
>She can see it in Jeffs strained eyes and dilated pupils, he is being consumed by the portal
>Using her limited magic strength, she is able to lift Jeff onto her back
>Despite the groaning and frantic yelling she struggles down the trail
>As the distance increases from the portal Jeff slowly regains his senses and brings himself back to a quiet calm
>Trembling from withdrawal and ready to vomit, he rides on the pony's back trying to remember what he saw
>As Twilight dutifully carries him back to his house, he tries to make sense of the vision
>Why her? She seems so level headed, how could she bring all that destruction
>As Twilight brings him to his door he slowly brings himself to the ground gasping for air
"Jeff, are you alright? I think you started slipping. I had to take you back as you stopped making-"
>Jeff angrily grabs Twilight by her mane
"Its you! You were the pony haunting my visions. There's a reason the portal warned of you by name"
>Twilight yells out in pain as Jeff drags her inside the house and throws her to the floor
"What? I would never do such a thing. The portal has to be wrong."
>Jeff yells over Twilight letting his rage fly
"You think, I'd believe you princess? The visions have never been wrong. Every detail down to the leaves on the trees has been correct and it has warned me of you from day one! Even with you in my possession, the portal warns me of this impending doom."
>Twilight desperately seeks any means of reconciliation as any hope of peaceful resolution vanishes before her very eyes
"No, Jeff, the portal is using you. I want-"
"Shut it, i know you want all your pony friends to be let go and you will do it by anymeans necessary. Admit it!"
>Jeff demands clearly building up to another violent outburst
>Twilight lowers her head as Jeff continues
"You've probably been scheming the entire time to make that happen too!"
>Twilight concedes
"Yes, i want everypony to be free, but i wanted to do it peacefully so nopony would get hurt, Jeff I'm-"
"You want to take my ponies, my land, and my wealth and burn it all to the ground for good measure. Is that it? Sure sounds peaceful to me you lying Purple bitch! Kill all my guys while you're at it!"

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>two Milly updates and a Meslam update in the same day

Any opinions on a potential Jeff redemption arc i have an idea floating in my mind on how to do it and if people like the idea especially considering I've set him up as the big bad

>>42950668
I haven't read the whole story yet but so far I only want bad things to happen to him.

>>42949452
Post it anyway.

>>42948868
Good perspective and linework, it treads that line between 2D and 3D well. Also I like how the face came out in front view.

>>42950011
woah, haven't seen this story in a while

>>42950668
Becoming a pony is the only way to redeem yourself.

Confess your sins, anons.

>>42952082
I much prefer the yuri route.

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>>42952082
i dont want to be a pony.

>>42950233
"Jeff! We can do it peacefully. Just listen-"
>Jeff kicks Twilight back to the floor as she tries to get to her hooves
"Oh, i think I've done enough listening to you Princess."
>Twilight groans in pain staying on the floor as Jeff leaves the room
>With the discussion over, Twilight wrestles with the grief of failing her fellow ponies
>Every attempt at being diplomatic, every hope she had for appealing to Jeff's conscience, all crumble before her
>As Jeff returns Twilight tries one more time to appeal to reason
"Jeff, I don't know what that vision meant but you have my word, i would never do anything to make that happen!"
>She pleads with him before catching a glimpse of his revolver
>She remembers seeing something vaguely similar being held by the humans at the portal
>Was it another dart gun?
>Jeff loads a single round
"Your word is a chance i cannot afford to take Princess."
>Twilight goes numb
>This isn't a dart gun
"Outside. Now!"
>Twilight fearfully complies stepping out into the frigid cold night
>With the barrel lowering to meet her head, her limited magic will do nothing to save her
>Are humans truely that irredeemable? She asks herself as she winces
"Jeff, you have to trust me"
>Jeff's hand trembles
>I have to, it's the only way to save the ranch, he tells himself
>Has she done anything to violate my trust?
>What if she's right and the portal is using me
>I must be losing it still...she could have easily escaped while i was out but she didn't
>His breathing trembles as he lowers the gun with uncertainty
>There has to be a better way
"FUCK!"
>He screams into the night frantically unloading the gun
"How can i know it's not you!"
>Twilight slowly examines every word before piecing together a reply
"Jeff, I've been true to my word, i have not done a thing to break your trust. You have done your part too, you told me what i need to know about the portal. Let's use that trust for something new. Please, just promise me that you will trust me when i say i would never do anything that vision calls for, and i will trust you have everypony's best interests at heart. Can we agree on that?"
>Twilight asks shivering from the cold and the fright
>Jeff growls through his clenched teeth
"I don't know about their best interests..."
>Jeff concedes trembling, sick from the anxiety of doubt
"If having their best interests means no pony or man getting hurt, then yes, you have my word that's what what i want. I trust it's what you want too"
>Twilight sighs with relief, extremely upset with Jeff but thankful they were able to reach a new understanding

Really enjoying Character Development. It feels like Anon not being a filly opens up the world. I hope there is more soon

>The new filly, Anon, has largely settled into her foster home.
>No headway has been made in finding out where she came from, and her vague answers of, "really far," and "You wouldn't have heard of it," aren't helping, but she's nice enough, if a bit odd at times.
>Like, how she's been humming the same little tune all day long until her foster mom asks what the song is from.
>"Just a little ditty from back home. I get it stuck in my head sometimes."
>"Oh? Does it have lyrics?"
>"Mhm! Wanna hear them?"
>"Well, sure, sweetie!"
>Anon proceeds to clear her throat and starts to sing.
>(To the tune of the Oscar Mayer song)
>"My breakfast had a first name, I know not what it is."
>"My dinner had a last name, but ignorance is bliss."
>"I do not ask such questions, I just consume their flesh."
>"The elders ensure all us that this is for the best!"
>She beams up at the mare and asks, "See it's kinda catchy, right?"
>The mare's face is frozen in a smile for several seconds before she clears her throat, "Um, y-yes, that is a very... interesting song. A-anyway, I 'm going to get started on making the family dinner. I mean, making dinner for the family!"
>After a quick nervous laugh, she rushes out of the room just as Anxon snickers to herself.

>>42941614
Sucks for the women who might want to be ponies.

>>42952137
Waow
basedbasedbasedbasedbased

>>42942719
What's so deadly about being a mare?

>>42942095
Lol, silly Lyra.

>>42948616
>The Shamans' plan to create the Emperor of Mankind went badly wrong.

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>There's a virus that turns any human into a green filly just by contact
What you do?

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>Anonmare finally made it to the anon meetup. Anon(guy) and Anonstallion were already there to greet her.
>"Hey Mare, make yourself comfortable, we got plenty of snacks. And uh, don't worry about the other anons, just... move them out of the way if you need to."
>What?
>Once inside she took one look at the couch and realised what Anon was talking about.
>There was a greenish rock and a small green puzzle piece just left sitting on the couch.
>The rock vibrated.
>"Sup."
>Holy shit it can talk.
>Turns out being turned into a mare wasn't the worst fate she could have ended up with.

>>42942719
>>42952813
One (man)mare can't be based all the time. That stuff takes its toll (Anon is just lazy).

>>42952162
Yeah same.
>>42952137
I would be okay with that, I think.

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>>42948831

>>42952137
I am a writefag and get unreasonably mad whenever I see that nobody in the thread is talking about my stories. I also have a superiority complex and think they are severely underrated.

>>42950896
thaks

>>42953776
Thank you!

>>42950011
Very comfy

>>42953654
>POV: She's on the internet & forgot to clear her browser cache.

>>42953865
i fucked up i meant to type thank you

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not quite a pony but really liked this animation.

>>42953746
No way, me too you can always just post an old bin link

>>42950668
He doesn't deserve it at all!

>>42952288
>You and the ponies crammed into the stable all watch the drama between Jeff and Twilight unfolding
>How could Twilight have become so defeated?
>Watching Twilight struggle under Jeffs weight when he rode her back and now watching Jeff hold her life in her hand demoralizes you
>The courts have failed you, your parents have failed you, and now Twilight has failed you
>Your anger wells up as you can't stand the repeat disappointment
>You summon your pride and try to fight back against the demoralization
>Applebloom stamps her hooves on your back looking out the window
"He can't treat her like that! We have to do something!"
>Applebloom yells out as the crowded stables start to murmur
"Applebloom is right! Humans aren't that strong, if we fight together, we can beat the humans!"
>You cheer as the hooves start to stamp in the stables
"Nopony is coming to save us! We have to fight for ourselves and for Twilight!"
"But how, we don't have magic, we can't fly either. Doesn't change that we are all locked in here anyway"
>An unfamiliar voice yells out dulling the enthusiasm of the ponies
>You feel the doubt hit once again. You've been angry and sounded the drum of war but to no avail. This is no different. They're all locked down, guards stand outside the door and who knows how many humans between here and the portal
"We can't give up hope! We have to escape"
>The doubting pony pipes up once more
"Shut up Nonny before the guards come in here and start whipping"
>You gasp in offense stammering before realizing the enthusiasm is dead.
>Who am i kidding, we're doomed. Its all going to be saddles and harnesses for us and we know it. You whine to yourself
>You keep looking out the window
>You see Twilight and Jeff seem to be discussing something as a frantic ranch hand runs up to them
"Jeff, it's bad, it's bad, the guys got attacked"
>A single fuck rings out across the ranch as Jeff runs to the portal dragging Twilight along
>Even the stable guards are drawn away to the screaming and yelling heard off in the distance
>What's happening? Murmurs across the stables
>The silence starts to seep back in as the confusion mounts
>What's happening out there?
>What are the humans freaking out about
>You hear the sounds of tires on the gravel and the exhaust of a car that you thought you'd never hear again
>Is that the Ranchero?
>The stable door cracks open and shuts behind
>The ponies all back away in fear wondering who it could be
"Michael? Where are you?"

>>42952082
I started things I didn't finish them.

>>42953746
>>42954448
Your stories are great and you should write more.

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Meanwhile, in the mind of Anonmare
>She is so goddamn toned.
>Could peel apples with those glutes.
>I'm supposed to have a horn aren't I?
>What are they staring at again...
>Squeeze my head like you're squeezing the juice out of an apple AJ. please.
>If i dye my mane green i could camouflage in her trees and just watch her work
>thank god the cunt flakes meme isnt real, RD already smells like sweat 90% of the time and standing behind her like this would be way worse
>hope she doesn't buck me for going behind her like a real horsie
>I bet i can whinnie
>whats happening again, oh right twilight's gone nuts

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>>42955206
>You really need a hobby, Anon.

>accidentally take 2000mg edible
>Go comatose and meet god
>asked what my dying wish is
>ask to go to Equestria

Even in death I am a tf chad.

>>42954664
Help has arrived!

>>42954664
>You struggle with disbelief it can't be, you tell yourself
>You force your way tto the door past the other ponies crammed into the stall
>You crane your neck trying to look over the door
>The last time you heard him was a phone call with the attorney
>Seemed like ages ago
"Dad? Dad im in here! What are you doing here?"
>The stable door opens as youre instantly bodied by your adoring father
>He lovingly holds you in his embrace hugging you tight
"Like hell im gonna let some fucking bullshit judge say I can't have my son! I came ready for war!"
>You break the embrace excited to finally escape but seeing all the ponies sticking their heads up to see makes you feel guilty
"Do you even have a plan? Did you think you could just roll up take me and leave?"
>Miguel chuckles
"Hell no! I was going to make a diversion but nobody's here. Where the fuck they at?"
>You wonder what the ranch hands could have been freaking out about and what they could have been drawn away to
"Dad it's a long story but i need your help, we need to free these ponies"
>You stop in your tracks as the stable door opens
> Sitting there waiting is the Ranchero with mom in the drivers seat ready for a quick get away
>You gaze in awe for a moment before shaking it out of your mind
"What? No, get in the bed Michael, we need to get out before they come back"
"No! These ponies are just as home sick as i am, we need to help them too"
>With the Ranchero patiently waiting for him
"Even if i escape, they'll look for me and those same aourra f. I have to go to Equestria, its the only way. Its the only way I'll ever be free."
>You lower your head in shame hindering the escape

>>42955375
Jeeze, i shouldn't write while on cold meds

>Refusing to be separated from his son once again, Miguel insists
"We don't have time for this Michael, Uncle Robert is going to take you to his ranch and you can hide there"
>You stand your ground
>You want to show your fellow ponies the brighter side of humans
>Maybe if one human showed these ponies kindness it can bring them some peace
"Dad, I don't know if there is a future for me here in the human world anymore. I need to go back to Equestria with everypony else, no other way about it..."
>Miguel starts to breathe heavily trying to process his grief
>He remembers the cruel words the judge delivered in their verdict
>My son, is a person, they have dreams and ambitions just like all of us
>He tells himself before conceding
"If that's what you want, I won't stop you but im not losing my son again. Im going with you"
>You take a step back in disbelief
>The joy of having your family with you in Equestria is too much to bear as you throw your hooves around your dad
>Despite the tender moment together you get to work
"We don't have much time, we need to get these ponies out, we will also need a distraction."
>Miguel chuckles somewhat out of embarrassment
"I told you, im ready for war. Punk ass judge threw my ass in jail for contempt, i told him next time he sees me it'll be something worth throwing me in jail for"
>The latches come undone on the stable doors and the ponies quietly start milling about
>With the ponies freed, your curiosity starts to get the better of you
"You don't mean you're gonna kill them right?"
>You nervously ask almost afraid to see what he means
>Grinning ear to ear opening the door to the stables, he pulls out several large containers of gas out of the bed of the Ranchero
"If you need a distraction, I've got it right here"
>He looks to his wife and brother both waiting in the truck
>He knew he was ready to go away for a long time, but going to a different world was something he wasn't ready for
>Surprised by the sheer numbers of ponies, Maria gets out of the car
"Miguel, what are you doing? We can't take them all"
>Giving his wife a goodbye kiss, he explains himself
"Im sorry, i know we talked about it. I am ready for prison but, Michael isn't coming with us. He wants to go back to the pony place. Im going with him"
>She raises her voice, feeling betrayed unable to believe what she's hearing
"What do you mean? The reason I agreed to do this was so we could all be together again."
>Miguel holds his wife tight giving her a kiss
"Im sorry, its Michaels decision. I figured i can go with him and probably stay out of jail atleast.-"
>Maria shoves Miguel back letting her rage flow
"Oh no! you think you can get away with leaving without me here? I want him back more than anything and ill wind up in jail too because of your dumbass plan. If the horse world is where you two are going, i am going too, no question!"
>Maria passionately yells as she crosses her arms defiantly

>>42953746
>>42954448
Maybe people would talk about your works if you updated them, faglords.

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You are what you eat.

>>42956579
>You butt your head against mom
>Hearing them talk about coming with you to Equestria fills you with anxiety and a cautious joy
>You wonder what will happen to them being humans in equestria after the human attacks but whatever it is, it can't be any worse than prison
"Can you handle it? There won't be any humans there, it'll be a strange world with magic, flight and all kinds of strange creatures."
>Your parents kneel down and surround you in their embrace
"Oh Michael, it doesn't matter where we go, as long as we have our family."
>Maria whispers as you sniffle with joy
"I love you guys"
>You tearfully smile as Robert breaks the moment
"Yo, Miguel, what are we doing, are you staying or going?"
>Robert asks as his anxiety builds carefully keeping watch for ranchhands
>Miguel gives his brother a hug and pats him on the back
"We're going, thank you so much for everything. I don't know if I'll ever see you again"
>Miguel fearfully admits as he joins his family
"If that's what you want...i hope I'll see you again some day"
>Robert holds his sorrow as he climbs into the Ranchero and starts up the car
>With a wave the Ranchero turns and leaves the ranch
>With that one last link to the human world gone, you look towards the trail to the portal
"This is it, we need to get all these ponies to the portal. The only way we can do that is with a distraction."
>Picking up one of the 5 gallon jugs of gasoline, Miguel heads back into the stables
"No problem, i got this"
>All the ponies quietly murmur among themselves as he starts dumping the gasoline all over the straw and the wooden walls
"What's that smell? What's he dumping?"
>The ponies ask as the stables light up in flames
>The ponies gasp in surprise and back away from the bright flames
>The violence and destruction from even a "good" human stuns even the few royal guards
>Cheering with a massive ear to ear grin, he picks up another gas can
"What's that over there? Is that Cowboy's house?
>You happily trot along excited to participate
"Yep, and that's the garage over there, save some for the shed too!"
>You cheerfully add as Maria starts to herd all the ponies to safety
"Be careful, I don't want you to get burned"
>You have a laugh trotting up the Jeff's house
"We will mama!"
>With the ponies all on their way to safety and the ranch up in flames, you look to the trail to the portal with anticipation
>The flames glisten in your eyes as the ranch glows warming you in the cold night
"Let's get with the others, we need to be ready to cross the portal!"
>You explain pushing your dad along to the trail

>>42956654
Why don't you talk more about the stories that are getting updates?

>>42957328
>Jeff catches his breath getting a glimpse of the carnage at the portal
>The men limping through are badly beaten and bloodied
>Jeffs jaw trembles
>Its exactly as he saw in the vision but Twilight was with him the entire time
>Jeff bites down on his hand leaving marks as he tries to being himself back to reality
>What remains of his wiped out men kiss the ground thankful to have made it back to their world
>Twilight cautiously and quietly trots up alongside her mere presence frightening the ranchhands
>Jeff looks down at Twilight with pure distain before turning to one of the senior Ranch hands
>He yanks the weaping man off the ground
"Damn it, what the hell happened, you had them on the run! You had the guns, you had everything. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED"
>The ranchhand howls in despair recalling the ambush
"It was the ponies man, we entered the town the we were trapped. They took out the bridge, and swarmed us, it was a ruthless stampede, guys were getting snatched up left and right. We had to leave the ATVs behind. The flying ponies chased us all the way back to the portal, we're all that's left."
>He explains as a couple more shuffle through the portal
>Jeff drops the man as he nearly stumbles to the ground
>The portal whispers to him warning him of the danger of Twilight but he refuses to listen
"Yall are some sad pathetic little shits. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST TO PONIES!? We were collecting them left and right and now you're saying you can't win?"
>One ranchhand manages to speak up despite a buck straight to the ribs
"Jeff, their magic is so much stronger than we could have ever guessed. Even the regular ones have some like super strength."
>Jeff growls as another outburst builds
"You have dart guns, and hell, real guns. Yall are gonna get yourselves cleaned up and ready to fight the ponies again tomorrow, we cannot afford to lose"
>The ranchhand lashes out
"Don't you have enough ponies boss? I mean, there has to be over a dozen of our guys trapped there."
>He sniffles and collapses onto the ground again
"You don't know what it was like man, i saw 300 pound guys get lassoed, i had to cross an icey cold raging river and run through miles of deadly forest. To get back here. Im not going back!"
>He weeps as Jeff explodes kn the men
"If you think we're just going to give up right here you're sorely mistaken. If you don't march right back through that portal, i will not hesitate to fire your asses!"
>Jeff screams as a silence rings over the forest

No.42874443
>A bead of sweat traces a line from your brow to your jaw, your eyes glazed over and half-lidded
>You've been walking for hours, you think, the incessant rustling of the trees and buzzing of the insects taking their toll on your mind
>The thick canopy of the Everfree forest seems to defeat the concept of time; you have no idea how long it's actually been, and the whole damn place looks the same
>Twilight insists that you've been following the correct path, but as far as you're concerned you could have been walking in circles for hours and you'd have no idea
>The thorny vines that wind around every individual tree, shrub, and seemingly stalk of grass scratch and pull at your coat
>The air is thick; it seems to cast a suffocating pall over the entire forest
>You find yourself dearly missing Zecora's guidance
>When she had been here to lead the way, you had hardly noticed any of this
>But now, the layout of this Celestia-forsaken place was claustrophobic and confusing
>It's not just you: the other two seem similarly affected
>They both look tired and frustrated
>Still, Twilight forges ahead, determined as ever
>You sit down heavily, exhausted
"Twilight!"
>You croak
>She turns to look back at you, her eyes glazed and cheeks flushed from exertion
"Can we take a break? I... need a minute."
>She pauses, then nods reluctantly
>Midnight Spire collapses next to you with a grunt
>Twilight pulls the map out of her saddlebags telekinetically, and continues studying it without sitting down
>You glance at Midnight
>He looks about as tired as you feel
"This forest is practically a maze. How are we supposed to find this place if we can't even figure out where we are?"
>He mutters

Sorry for the delay for those who care, I have excuses but frankly they don't really matter!

>>42957521
>You pat him on the back with a hoof
"Buck up, Midnight. The Everfree is confusing, yes, but we've got a map. We'll be fine. Right, Twi?"
>Twilight laughs nervously
"Yeah... About that."
>You stare at her, unblinking
>She forces a smile
"This map relies on information from a long... long time ago. Some of the directions are a bit... Difficult to decipher."
>Midnight looks heartbroken
"You mean we're lost!?"
>He wails
>You roll your eyes, and keep patting him
"No, not lost! More like... Directionally challenged, we'll say."
>She replies
>You can't help but snicker
>Midnight looks up at you, desperately
"Can't you fly up above all this and give us some directions?"
>Now it's your turn to laugh nervously
"Yeah... I wish it were that simple. Let's just say I'm not the most talented flier, and the last time I tried flying over the Everfree I just about died."
>You wince at the memory, your wings involuntarily tucking in close to your body
>It hadn't been much more than a week ago, but it felt like a lot longer
>It was a miracle you hadn't broken anything
>You shake the memory off, and look back to Midnight
>He's staring at you pleadingly
>Twilight nods
"I'm tempted to agree."
>You breathe a sigh of relief

>>42957527
"Thanks, Twilight."
>She coughs
"Um... Actually, I meant with Midnight."
>You stare at her in horror
"Hear me out... You're actually not a bad flier, Nona. Like you said, it's just landings you struggle with, right?"
>Midnight snorts
"I can attest to that."
>You take a step back, your feathers ruffled
"No way. I'm just going to crash again!"
>Twilight raises a hoof
"Relax, Nona. You don't have to do anything you don't want to. But what I was going to suggest is that Midnight and I could catch you, if you fall."
>You consider her expression unhappily, trying to suppress the images of you hurtling through the trees that flash through your mind
>Trying to fly over the Everfree was just about the last thing you wanted to do right now
>You glance up at the treetops, the wind pushing the leaves around gently
>You close your eyes, and take a deep breath
>Opening them, you find Midnight looking at you hopefully
"Okay, I'll do it."
>Midnight hops to his hooves
>Twilight looks pleased... Almost proud, in fact
"Thank you. I know this isn't easy for you."
>You nod nervously, glancing up at the sky again
>The wind appears to be picking up
>Well, looks like there's no time to lose

>>42957528
>You look back to Twilight again
"And you're sure you can catch me?"
>She nods solemnly
"One hundred percent."
>You take a moment to center yourself, and before you can have second thoughts you stretch your wings out and start beating them, lifting off in a matter of seconds
>You try to focus on keeping yourself level, flying straight up and not building up any speed
>As strong as your wings are, lifting off this way is a lot more taxing than you had expected
>How in Celestia's name does Rainbow just do this constantly?
>You're approaching the treetops at this point, and you can already feel the wind pulling at your fur, whipping your mane around
>Despite your better judgement, you look down, and Twilight and Midnight staring up at you apprehensively
>It's already a long way down... But surprisingly you don't feel any vertigo
>You suppose Pegasi must not experience vertigo. Neat!
>You clear the treetops, and a large gust of wind threatens to knock you over
>But you've learned from your last experience here, and had seen this coming
>You tuck your shoulder slightly, drop one wing a bit... And with a harder push from your other wing you stabilise yourself
>The verdant canopy of the Everfree forest spreads out before you, miles and miles of scruffy treetops stretching into the distance
>You instantly feel a sense of relief, the tightness in your neck and jaw melting away as you're exposed to the air and sun above the canopy
>At first, the whole area looks the same... Just millions of ominous-looking trees in every direction
>But then something stirs your memory
>In the distance, maybe two dozen miles ahead... There's a craggy hill just barely rising above the treetops, and just behind that you can make out the tip of some sort of grey pillar
>You're sure you've seen it in one of your dreams, but you can't quite place where
>But that has to be it, you're sure of it

>>42957531
>You hear Twilight's voice drift up through the canopy below
"Can you see anything?"
"Yes! I think I've got it!"
>You shout back
"Okay, I'm coming down now!"
>Now... How to get down from here?
>Maybe if you just reduce the lift you're generating?
>You start beating your wings more slowly, and to your pleasant surprise you start gently descending
>But it seems that this method comes with a cost...
>Your stability is compromised, something that you quickly discover as you reach the height of the canopy and a huge gust of wind practically knocks you out of the air
>You try to right yourself, but it's far too late
>You plummet straight towards the forest floor like a green missile
>You squeeze your eyes shut as the ground rushes up to meet you, and...
>Nothing
>You crack one eye open to find yourself hovering a few inches of the ground, surrounded by a purplish glow
>The glow ceases, and you're dropped briskly onto your hooves
>Twilight looks at you with a mixture of pity and relief
"Told you we'd catch you."
>You sigh
"Thanks. I really thought I had it there for a second."
>She sidles over to you and bumps you with her shoulder, smiling reassuringly
"Don't worry, Nona, I'm sure you'll figure it out. Flying can't be easy, I imagine."
>You're about to respond that she would know, but you manage to snap your mouth shut before you say anything
>Right... She won't get her wings for Celestia knows how long yet
>You look away
"Right, so I think I got a good look at where we need to go. If we cut straight through this way, we should be able to get there before dark. I hope."

>>42957532
>You catch a glimpse of Midnight Spire's expression, and he doesn't look entirely convinced
"How are we supposed to know we're walking straight in this Celestia-forsaken place?"
>You shrug
"Just wing it, I guess?"
>He stares at you blankly
>Twilight looks thoughtful for a moment, then perks up
"I know, we'll just a leave a trail. I've packed a good length of rope into each of our bags... If we cut it into sections, we can just tie it to some of the branches we pass. Then we'll double back occasionally to make sure we're staying on course."
>You nod appreciatively
"Good thinking, Twi."
>She beams proudly
"Thank you."
>It doesn't take long to get the rope sectioned out into pieces long enough for tying
>A few moments pass, and the three of you are off, Twilight occasionally using her magic to tie a piece of rope every twentieth tree or so
>You and Midnight take turns doubling back and then catching up, ensuring you're on the right path
>This process continues for the better part of the day, and as the sky begins to darken you notice the ground steadily beginning to incline
>The trees begin to grow more sparsely and thin out as larger rocks and boulders begin appearing on your path
>After many hours, the forest opens up enough for you to see the hill you've been seeking
>It's no mountain by any means, but it's a lot larger than you had figured it would be when you had glimpsed it from a distance
>A droplet of water lands on your forehead, startling you, and you begin to hear the gentle patter of rain picking up around you
>You gaze up through the sparse canopy, letting the droplets land on your face and run down your cheeks
>After the pall of the Everfree, it felt wonderful; the cool water soothing your aching muscles and mind
>Ahead of you the terrain begins to rise more sharply, and a little further on you can just make out the spire you had spotted earlier, just barely poking out over the top of the hill

>>42957533
>As the three of you walk further up the hill, the sides start to fall away into a bluff, and then disappear entirely, leaving the hill shaped like a large wedge; the base behind you now, and the point in front of you
>You sidle over to the edge and carefully spare a glance down below, and you can just make out bits of ground through the thicker trees near the forest floor
>It's already a pretty long way down
>You glance up ahead again, and see Twilight and Midnight getting ahead of you
>Picking up a trot, you catch up to them quickly
>Twilight has stopped, and you barely manage to skid to a halt before you crash into her
"Hey, why have we...?"
>Your voice trails off as you follow her line of sight
>You've almost reached the top of this weird hill, and jutting out from the top of it is the stone spire you had spied from afar
>Turns out it wasn't on the other side of the hill, it was actually rising from the top of it
>There's a bunch of rubble around the base of the spire, as though it was fully buried under this hill at one point and now some sort of erosion had revealed it fully
>Now that you've gotten a closer look at it you can also see a number of glyphs wrapping around it, none of which you really recognise
>But that's not what your two companions are staring at
>At the very top of the hill, just past the stone spire you can see a faint flickering glow just barely illuminating the edge of the cliff
>A fire?
>That could only mean one of two things
>Either there's a forest fire or...
>Your heart sinks
>You brush past Twilight and creep closer to the edge, ignoring her muffled protests
>Peeking over the edge, you're met with an unwelcome sight

>>42957535
>The cliff face is not actually sheer, but an overhang, and it's likely that whatever the spire is connected to is the only thing keeping it from collapsing
>Unfortunately you can't really see underneath it that well from this angle
>What you do see is a small bowl-shaped clearing, illuminated by a campfire painting the surrounding trees with dancing light
>Around it, and handful of ponies are busily rushing around setting up tents, presumably trying to beat the rain
>No! Somepony else beat you here
>Your eyes water from the smoke drifting up from the fire below, and you're forced to duck back over the ledge before you start coughing
>Twilight and Midnight are both staring at you, their eyes wide
>You stand and start walking back down the hill, giving them both a meaningful look
>They fall in behind you, the silence broken only by the increasingly heavy patter of the rain
>Once you've made it about halfway back down, you turn to face them
>Twilight speaks first
"What did you see?"
>You can see in her eyes that she already knows the answer, but she's hoping you're going to say something else
"It's a campfire. Somepony else beat us here."
>You glance over at Midnight, who looks like he's about to cry, before looking back to Twilight
"Did you see anypony down there?"
>She says
>You nod
"Maybe a half-dozen, setting up camp around the base of the structure. I couldn't get a good look further inside- could be anything in there."
>She nods thoughtfully, clearly already drawing up plans
>Midnight speaks up, glancing nervously at you
"Well, what are we going to do?"
>You immediately turn your attention to Twilight, certain she's got some kind of plan cooked up already, and Midnight follows suit
>She looks at you knowingly, her eyes sparkling
"Okay. I think I have an idea."

***

>>42957536
Nice

Readers are spoiled for choice this thread

>>42958220
Anonfilly got her wish and can bring any one human item to Equestria, and it was fucking crocs. The ponies are all confused but not amazed that the retard brought a retarded item from the human world

>>42957437
Because old is gold and new is phew.

>>42953121
Is Anonmare alright? That sounds like one heavy morning drink.

>>42954201
That's cool. Would be even better if it were pony.

>>42957974
Now if only we had the time to sit down and read...

>>42955266
Is looking at mare butts not a good enough hobby?

>>42957493
>A ranch hand shuffles to his feet, and starts to leave
>Jeff stares him down as the defeated ranch hand sighs
"I can't Jeff...After what i saw, i think im lucky to be alive."
>Jeff feels threatened as more and more get up and leave
"If you leave now, you can forget your bounties!"
>Jeff proudly proclaims as not even money can move these men
>He glances over to Twilight stewing in his anger before turning away
>The first of the awful visions have come to pass and he was utterly powerless to stop it
>His fist trembles thinking about the second vision, flames roaring across the ranch
>If anything can be done, it has to be now
>Twilight, braves the potential for violence and nudges Jeffs clenched fist
>Jeff angrily swats her away
>Undeterred, on a mission for peace, she tries again
>Despite Twilight's reassuring embrace, Jeff's pride burns in his chest
>He strokes Twilight's mane taking a breath to accept his position
"You win Princess...if there's a way to make things right, I'll do it..."
>Jeff sighs casting away his pride
"If we can make a deal that makes everyone happy, I'll work for it"
>Jeff explains
>Twilight beams with joy albeit cautiously
>She doesn't want to give Jeff the impression of being smug or victorious
"It's a tough decision but im sure we can mend bridges between the humans and ponies and we can work together so every(one) is happy"
>Twilight cheerfully explains happy to make some progress
"Well, what do you propose we do, I'll follow your lead Princess."
>Twilight starts to think and a short list of a few ponies comes to mind
"I think we should start with an exchange, one pony in particular, Applebloom is a sore spot for many ponies, her coming back would go a long way to making everypony happy"
>Twilight explains trying to stop herself from trotting in place
>Jeff thinks about the little filly with the bow
"That one is cute, she's over in the stables."
>With Jeff unable to cross the portal he tries to think about the best way to do this logistically
"If i let her go, you'll take her to your ponies and ask for peace?"
>Jeff asks still harboring suspicion for the purple pony
"Yep, I'll honor my word, I'll do anything in my power to make sure there is a peaceful resolution"
>Twilight explains as her joy is becoming more difficult to hide
>Jeff groans with annoyance being forced to negotiate with ponies
"Whatever it takes for peace i guess"
>Jeff concedes as he starts to walk down the trail back to the ranch
>With Jeff's back turned Twilight's wings pop with an explosion of quiet celebration
>There may be peace after all! Twilight thinks to herself raising her head high once more
>With a smile bursting with accomplishment, she may finally be able to look everypony in the eye once more

>>42955317
Glad you're still with us, Anon. Equestria can wait.

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I hope you woke up as ponies this morning.

>>42959167
I'd be happier just waking up in Equestria.
Don't want to get TF'd in this dumbass world.

>>42959188
This, if i have to go to work as a pony, I'd be pissed

>>42940538
oooooooo
can you do blackjack or morning glory next?

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>>42959242
This Blackjack?

>>42958932
Luna's just sick of seeing mare ass in (you)r dreams.

>>42959731
Jealous that it's not hers? Or angry because it is?

>>42959843
Both.

>>42959862
Anon, that's logically impossible.

>>42959997
I require the sauce

>>42960450
Check the filename.

>>42959997
Google keeps redirecting me to marine addict. I need to be spoonfed

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>>42960533
Son this is one of the only fandoms with a robust booru that ppl actually use
https://derpibooru.org/search/reverse
>Right click that 4chan image
>Copy Image Link
And throw that image link in. This can be done on the phone too from what I've seen. U will find it.

Sorry for not giving the direct answer but it'll help u down the line if u rlly were unaware

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>>42960537
Oh yea and make sure u click the image to expand it to full view / click on the filename to open the image in its own tab first or ull be copying the small version of the image which is not optimal

>>42960533
>twibooru.org
>tag search *addict*
>artist:mareoinaddict
It's there on the first page of the tag.

>>42960620
Is Twibooru or Ponerpics better if you need to cast as wide of a net as possible?
I was led to believe their goals were similar but they achieve them through slightly different means.

>>42960866
>Twibooru or Ponerpics?
No clue. >>42880137 would be the thread to ask.

>>42959964
Nobody ever said mares were totally logical.

>>42955375
>"Even if i escape, they'll look for me and those same aourra f.
Those same what?

>>42958996
>>42958996
>As they continue down the trail, Jeff sniffs a peculiar smell
>The smell of smoke
>Strange given winter is well out of season for wild fires
>He hears yelling from the ranch hands
>His stride is hurried
>He sees the glow through the trees and his face turns pale
>Leaving Twilight behind he rushes down to the end of the trail
>Twilight, fearing she may be to late to reverse the visions rushes in behind him before being stunned by the devastation before her
>Twilight rushes to the stables fearing for everypony's lives
>What few ranch hands remain physically able attempt to fight the blaze but it's far too late
>Jeff faints, his entire life's work is gone. His house, garage, and stables once filled with ponies all up in roaring flames
>The heat roasts his skin as he helps himself to the ground
>The scene around him plays out just like the visions said
>Every last thing he cared about gone
>Twilight trots back to Jeff's side
"The stables are empty, I'm just glad nopony got hurt"
>Jeff's vacant stare terrifies her
"Jeff, don't worry, we will help fix this. Everything is going to be alright"
>Jeff is hardly capable of any emotion much less rage
>He finally drags himself off the ground
"No...no, you've made it clear you will do anything in your power to sabotage me princess."
>He accuses with his voice trembling
"The portal is always right, it's never lead me astray and i was foolish enough to trust YOU over it"
>Twilight backs away in fear
"Jeff, i was with you the entire night, i had nothing to do with this, you have to believe me."
>Jeff roars in frustration having enough of Twilight's innocent facade
"I've done nothing but believe you, and it's brought me to ruin, i have nothing left!"
>Twilight desperately tries to reign Jeff back in and calm him down
"Jeff, you have my word, i promised i would do anything to-"
"The ponies are making a run for the portal!"
>A ranch hand screams spying the herd of bright pastel ponies sneaking through the forest
>Jeff rushes to the treeline as Twilight rushes to stop him
"Jeff, stop! You don't have to do this! Just let them go. We will make things right!"
>Bolting through the darkness, Jeff eyes a slow Filly making their way to the clearing up to the portal
>Ignoring Twilight's plea he targets the little filly tackling her to the ground as the rest of the ponies rush for freedom
>Applebloom eyes the terrifying human menace in horror
>Screaming and crying she struggles under Jeff's weight
>Seeing all the ponies rush to freedom while she might remain trapped in the human world sends shivers through her little body
"Somepony help me!"
>Applebloom desperately screams reaching her hoof out to anypony around
>Jeff watches as the hundreds of ponies rush through the portal to freedom slipping through his fingers like grains of sand
>In his rage he kneels on the filly's neck
"You're not going anywhere you little shit. Yall think you've won? I will just have to start over again, one by one!"

>>42961569
Quite honestly I don't know either, I'll have to rework that entire post when i make the paste. I took some NyQuil then tried to make a post and it kicked in hard

>>42961641
>Twilight catches up catching her breath
"Jeff, what are you doing?"
>Applebloom squirms under Jeff's knee
"Twilight! Help me!"
>Jeff puts more weight on the Filly's neck
"Shut up little filly, you'll be fine. Im trying to keep my business going princess, and i need ponies to do it"
>Twilight shakes her head in frustration
"Jeff, i told you, we can work things out together, everyone will be happy"
>Seeing the look of fear in the filly's eyes brings a sense of calm and order to Jeff
"Its the principle of it princess, it's the natural order of things. I don't negotiate with ponies, i subjugate them"
>Twilight takes a step back unable to comprehend the depravity of his confession
>Applebloom quietly begs struggling to breathe under his knee
"I'll do anything you ask, please let me go home"
>Jeff lashes out at the filly
"You ain't in a position to beg for shit!"
>He screams in the filly's ear before turning back to Twilight
>With only a split second of surprise, Jeff is greated with a view of Twilight's mare butt
>Im the moment after a pair of hooves collide with his face
>Twilight bucks Jeff clean off Applebloom sending him falling into the dirt like a sack of potatoes
>In stunned disbelief, Applebloom scrambles to her hooves and stands at the portal
>Seeing Jeff groan and ease himself to his knees fills the filly with smug pride
"YEA! Thats how we do it at Sweet Apple Acres!"
>She cheers before rushing through the portal
>The blood gushes from Jeff's nose as he slowly recovers from his daze
"Jeff, im sorry but i had to do it, it was the only way."
>Jeff pathetically sobs picking his hat off of the ground
"YOU'VE TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM ME!"
>He screams into the night as Twilight steps forward from the darkness to the faint blue light of the portal
"I had to, you didn't leave me a choice. We can still make things right if you're willing to work with us"
>She raises he horn and extends her wings offering Jeff a hoof in friendship
"We can rebuild your ranch, make sure you have what you need and make things right with the ponies you have wronged"
>Twilight offers desperately trying everything to make Jeff see the light
>Jeff reaches for his holster
>In a flash, the bright shining barrel of his revolver is brought to bear to Twilight's head
>Twilight's eyes grow wide with shock
>With a depraved smile Jeff pulls the trigger
>CLICK
>They both stare in disbelief as Jeff pulls the trigger a few more times
"You mother fucker!"
>Jeff screams scrambling for the bullet in his pocket
>Twilight hyperventilates in despair, he was going to kill me, she thinks to herself
>Backing away to the portal she watches in disbelief as he drops the bullet several times trying to load his gun
>Twilight slips back to Equestria leaving the human behind
>With everything gone, Jeff collapses into the dirt, his spirit and will to live shattered
>The quiet of the night only broken by the rumble of fire in the distance
>With everything lost, the portal whispers

>>42961659
Did you see the hatman?

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Your only change to be a pony is to be reincarnated at Opaline's son
Do you take it?

>>42962188
I don't know anything about G5 or what the downside of this would be. So I'll take it.

>>42962188
>Abusive mother
Meh, no different than real life, sign me up

>>42960388
>First it was that stupid beauty pageant (you) got dragged into.
>Now they're trying to set you up as a "hometown" idol from Ponyville.
>All this as a flagrant excuse for Rarity to advertise during a very large concert in Manehattan.
>Buck the universe.

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>>42961061

>>42953722
nooo don't mess around inside my silly drug-addled colt mind haha

>>42962115
Maybe, i probably wasn't far off

>>42962710
You'll get used to it!

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>>42963904
There's only so much emasculation a former human man can take.
And desperation drives one to do many stupid things. Such as trusting Rainbow Dash to come up with a competent exit plan involving fireworks and barrels of honey.

>>42959222
But what if you wake up in Equestria and you are still expected to go to work as a pony?

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>>42964070
Work is fundamentally different in Equestria.
The payoff is far more transparent, and if you accomplish more, it benefits more than just a cadre of rich bastards a thousand miles away.
I'm not saying it's perfect, but I'm confident it beats what I'm doing now.

>"I'm not a giraffe, just, I dunno!"
>"What the fuck is happening purple? I shouldn't be able to almost look you eye to eye."
>"Man, remember my dick...? Good times."
>"Hey! Get that shit away from me! I'm not asking for THAT. I'm not gay!"
>"Fucking purple, I bet she never even looked for the reversing spell...*

>haven't really said anything since I turned around and presented my rear to myself and it subsequently went in
>just soft grunts and breathing slowly getting more labored
>close my eyes and lower my head with a shuddering exhale as it starts to feel particularly good
>human me rubs my ass semi-affectionally out of slight concern
>Human me: "You doing okay?"
>turn my head around halfway towards human me with ragged breathing - eyes lidded, mouth slack
>Pony me: "Mmm, fuck... Never thought it was gonna be big enough..."
>human me stops mid-thrust and slowly starts going limp
>Pony me: "...Yyyyeah, that wasn't the smartest thing to say in the middle of this. Sorry."

Just an average day as an autistic-human-turned-filly.

>>42964070
>tfw you have to commute across universes.

>>42964070
What do you mean, like im a pony in equestria and i have to find my way back to my IRL job or that i now have a job in equestria. If it's the latter then fuck yea, I'd probably have to find a job fitting with my skills but still it'd be better than what i have now

>Wake up
>Look around and see that I'm in a room that is not my own
>It's a white bedroom with suns everywhere
>Slowly look down and see a white horse
>I'm Princess Fucking Celestia

>Peek out of the bedroom
>Two guards behind it
>Pick the one on the left
"You, guard!" My hoof raised at him, "Go find Luna and tell her to come to my bedroom at once!"
>He jumps at my voice and stares at me in shock
"This is URGENT!"
>"Y-Yes Princess!" He salutes and begins running away, hopefully towards Princess Luna
>I turn towards the other guard
"When he returns with Luna, inform him that you are both dismissed. I must speak to Luna privately"
>"Yes, Princess"
>I back into my room, shut the door, and plan for what I must do next

>I'm laying on my side in bed
>This shit is comfy
>There is a knock on the door, which opens before I can reply
>In charges Luna
>"Tia! What's wrong?!"
>Motion for her to get closer
>She looks at me confused, but begins walking over
>As soon as she is close, I reach over and pull her into bed with me
>Begin prench kissing with all the energy I can muster
>Tighten my grip as she starts to struggle
>Shove my new horse tongue as far down her throat as it will go
>Her horn is glowing, I guess she remembered she has magic?
>Everything goes black as I lose consciousness

>Wake up
>I'm in my old bedroom and I'm a human again
>The transformation was temporary
>As soon as Princess Celestia wakes up she will have to deal with the shit I just pulled
>kek

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>>42965115
>That...that sign doesn't make any sense.
>*ZAPOOF!*
>"Now it does."

>>42965115
We will never beat the allegations

>>42961723
>Jeff sobs trying to stop his bloody nose from leaking all over his clothes
>The portal starts to speak it's ancient ponish and worm it's way into Jeff's mind
"Everything i said would come to pass already has. Has it not?"
>The portal smugly asks as jeff can barely muster the will to lift his head
>With his teeth clenched holding back tears, Jeff finally gazes upon the gentle blue glow of the portal
>The runes glow the portal's blue lighting up almost as it reaches out to him
>The letters burn their way into Jeff's mind
>Words of the apocalypse about to unfold read like English to the human as he shakes it off
"No, I can't"
>The portal vibrates the earth around it
"Why? Because an alicorn told you i am evil? Why would you trust her? I tried to warn you of the tragedy about to befall you and you chose to listen to her instead. Should you be surprised the visions came to pass exactly as predicted?"
>The portal asks as Jeff pounds the earth with shame
"If i had put down that purple bitch the second i had her, none of this would have happened..."
>Jeff regretfully admits to the portal as it mocks the grovelling human
"You made your choice. Look what it has brought you: ruin"
>The portal teases rubbing salt into Jeff's wounded pride
"Its not too late to destroy Twilight Sparkle and reclaim your pride"
>Jeff flinches in fear
>The portal calls to him like it has many times before
>Many times Jeff has been able to resist but this time he's not sure
>With every desire left in the human world gone or up in flames, he's left with nothing
>Jeff imagines nothing more than destroying Twilight
>The platitues of friendship and negotiations serve as fuel to stoke the flames of rage inside him
>Growling and wincing in pain, Jeff struggles to his feet
"I will kill Twilight Sparkle!"
>Jeff screams as the runes of the portal leap from the portal enticing the human with promises of riches and power
"Reach out, touch it, and you will destroy Princess Twilight and bring everypony to heel"
>Blinded by rage, Jeff shuffles his boots closer to the portal
>Every bone in his body begged him not to go through the portal but it was already too late
>Jeff had nothing to lose and everything to gain
>Without even a moments hesitation Jeff's hand touches the portal
>He can feel the evil flow through him
>With it's painful rush, Jeff presses on, stepping into a new world

>>42965122
When the princess of love gives you a partner you damn well take it.

>>42965731
But do i HAVE to become the GF to do it?

>>42965170
Finally! so much build up and now we will finally see what the portal will do to him

>>42965170
>The thick portal membrane clings to Jeff
>Its one last little warning before he finally breaks to the other side
>He finally opens his eyes and gets a glimpse of the world beyond
>His confusion mounts as this is nothing like what the guys told him
>He looks around the glowing blue Chrystal walls dimly lighting the small but cavernous room with a centaur suspended by chains over a bottomless cavern
>The hell? They said the portal lead to a forest. Jeff thinks to himself.
>He hears the jingle of chains disturb the ear ringing silence of the room
>With Jeff unsure what to make of this, he turns around to leave the way he came
>The portal is gone, nothing but a wall of glowing blue Chrystal
>Jeff's heart pounds as he realizes there's no escape
>He has clearly been drawn here for a reason
>With nowhere to go, Jeff musters his courage and confronts the centaur
>His boots echo as he steps up to the rim of the bottomless pit
>Jeff flinches as the centaur finally raises his head.
>The bones crack as he lifts his head for the first time in over a thousand years
"You must be Jeff..."
>Never seeing a human before, King Mahrek. Gazes upon jeff with disgust
"Such a disgusting creature, all flesh with no coat"
>Jeff recognizes the voice as the one from the portal
>Seeing the centaur in it's pathetic state gives jeff undue confidence
"Yall don't look much better, i think I've seen roadkill prettier than you"
>King Mahrek chuckles finding jeffs insolence amusing
"What have you brought me here for? I came to destroy Twilight, not sit and have idle chatter."
>Jeff asks angered by the seeming lack of any urgency
>King Mahrek stretches his limbs jingling his chains
"Patience human, time becomes very relative when you have been imprisoned for over a thousand years. I have watched kingdoms rise and fall, entire races go extinct all while i waited for the one who listens to cross the portal."

>>42958239
Rarity would eviscerate you.

>>42966564
>Jeff wipes the mud and dried blood off his face
"Well, im the one who listens and I've crossed the portal. Now give me the power you talked about"
>Jeff demands getting frustrated by the inaction
>Being trapped in the crystal prison, Jeff's anger builds
"Your visions promised me power, wealth, and ponies and i merely had a taste of that life on my ranch. It's time these ponies learn their rightful place under my heels. Give me the power to make these visions reality!"
>Jeff demands with vigor ready to destroy Twilight and anyone foolish enough to stand in his way
>Jeffs confidence waivers as the pathetic centaur begins to laugh
>The centaurs muscles flex as he brings himself upright
>With a bright red glow the blue crystal walls bleed red
>Jeff's heart pounds wondering if this is all part of an elaborate ritual
"The subjugation of all under my hooves requires you, great listener. A sacrifice most honorable"
>Jeff's confidence shatters as he steps away from the edge of the bottomless pit
"Sacrifice? The hell you on about?"
>King Mahrek relishes, smelling the fear in the air
"Perhaps you misunderstood your role. Maybe a form more fitting to your station will help you understand"
>The centaur's horns glow and shoot Jeff with a bolt of magic
>Jeff can hardly believe his eyes as he's struck by the powerful magic blowing him across the floor
>Groaning and taking stock of the situation, he scrambles to his knees
>Worried that another attack was imminent, he reaches for his revolver
"You son of a bitch, i was promised everything!"
>He raises the barrel carefully aiming between the eyes of the smug smiling beast
>His hand trembles cramping with intense pain
>Dropping the gun, Jeff starts to roll in agony
>Hearing more laughter, he watches as the chains come loose falling away as King Mahrek rises
"Your sacrifice will be a noble one 'Jeff' this prison was created by the alicorns themselves to contain the most contemptuous, greedy and selfish beings."
>King Mahrek explains enjoying watching the human suffer
"I waited thousands of years across many dimensions waiting for the one who listens to finally take my place and free me from this prison"
>Jeff heaves wanting to vomit hearing his fate
>Feeling a burning sensation across his chest
>Ripping open his coat and button up, he screams in horror
>A patch of dark orange starts to spread across his chest emerging from spots all across his skin
>Scraping and pulling at the coat emerging off his skin
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME!"
>Jeff screams as his fingers merge
>Groaning in agony, jeff falls on his side with his legs starting to take a distinctly pony shape
>His shining copper tail bursts through his jeans
>With a look at his newly formed hooves he realizes what the centaur has done
"HOOVES! HOOVES!"
>Jeff cries out realizing he has become a pony.
>With his transformation complete jeff struggles in his ill fitting clothes to get to his hooves
>He gazes up in terror as the centaur cackles with joy

>>42951454
>Becoming a pony is the only way to redeem yourself
>>42967685
Well, how the tables have turned

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>>42967701
I haven't read anything before this part but yes, whoever this Jeff is, he desperately needed to become a pony and has gone a long way towards redeeming himself already.

>>42968320
She's got my vote!

>>42968316
Jeff is a total asshole and basically a sadist so i don't think redemption is in the cards for him but I'll keep an open mind

>>42957536
Good update. Good thing they caught her.

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>>42961723
I like the bit where Twilight kicks him.

>You look down at your long, white legs, tall, slender, and ending in gleaming golden horseshoes.
>You open your mouth to speak, but even your tongue feels foreign.
“Celestia… I think...”
>“Anon, don’t move. I can fix this…” you hear your own voice reply.
>You whirl around and find your actual body,your human body,lying on the floor on all fours.
“What did you do!?” you shout. Your voice booms so loudly the windows almost rattle.
>“Anon, please, don’t use the Royal Voice indoors… Do you have hearing issues? Everything sounds muted…” your body says with Celestia’s calm, measured cadence.
“That’s normal,” you reply. “Ponies have better hearing.”
>Celestia pauses in your body, then begins scuttling awkwardly around the room like a startled cockroach. “And it appears humans cannot absorb mana. Or perform magic at all…”
“Only wizards,” you say, trying to sound casual. “I’m still two years away from wizardhood.”
>“I see… So still waiting for the magic to happen then?”
>You frown. A single tear rolls down your furry cheek.
“Yeah… Something like that…It's the reason I can still see unicorns.”
>Your face stares back at you with confusion.

>>42969651
>“What?” Celestia asks as she lifts your fisted arm like it’s a foreleg, tilting your borrowed head to the side. Watching your own body make that pose hits the uncanny valley hard.
“Never mind. Just...just fix this, alright?” you huff, feeling your new tail flick in irritation.
>“Hm… that might be a problem.” Celestia hesitates. “Luna could undo the spell easily, but she’s away on diplomatic relations… for the next three days…” She finishes with an unsure, guilty laugh.
“Celly…” You drag a hoof up toward your forehead only to smack yourself square in the face. “Dammit!”
>“Be careful, Anon… horseshoes hurt.”
“I know that! And please, for the love of sanity, stand on two legs. Seeing myself like that is… weird.”
>Celestia, piloting your body, pushes herself upright. She wobbles, arms windmilling, then falls straight backward.
>“Harder than it looks… Uh, Anon? How do I walk?”
“I don’t know, use your ears,” you snap, frustration creeping in.
>“My ears? But your ears don’t move!”
“The hell do I know! I read it in a science book back in school! We just—stand up!”
>Celestia tries again. Shakily, she rises, shuffles toward a table, and braces your arm on it for support. For a moment, she’s almost stable,then she slips and collapses again.
>“Oh, for the love of the sun!” Celestia curses, and before you can stop her she slams your fist into the stone floor. She lifts your hand, staring at it “Ow.”
“My fingers…” you whimper, seeing your broken hand held up like a mangled puppet.
>“Sorry, Anon. I didn’t realize hands were so… delicate. They do heal, right?” Celestia asks, watching your fingers bend in directions nature never intended.
“Now we need to see the doctor. I think you broke all of them…” You take a careful step, then another, your back legs stumbling awkwardly. “Well this is different. I just need to move them one by one… I’ll figure it out.”
>“You look ridiculous,” Celestia says, covering her mouth with your unbroken hand as she snickers. “You’re walking like somepony shoved something up your rear end…”
“Yeah, yeah, just get on my back. Is the royal nurse in today?” you ask.
>“I believe she is…”
“Good. We need to get my hand fixed. I don’t fancy losing my old trusty.”
>“‘Trusty’? You name your hands?”
“Mr. Stranger is such a pervert,” you reply flatly.
>The confusion on Celestia’s face doubles.

>>42969652
>After a few attempts, Celestia finally manages to drape your body across your back.
>You leave the lounge and begin navigating the castle corridors. You slowly find a rhythm with four legs.
>Though unfortunately you’re using your front hooves like normal legs while your back ones waddle like John Wayne after a week-long rodeo. In other words: they’re not cooperating.
>You pass two royal guards. They salute,stoic and dignified,until they actually see you.
>Celestia lifts your shattered hand and gives the guards a polite smile. “Had a little accident…”
>The guards glance at each other, then at the broken hand, then at your unholy rear-leg waddle.
>One mutters to the other under his breath, “Don’t put that in the daily report… just don’t.”
>You somehow manage to make it down an entire flight of stairs without rolling, crashing, or dying, an achievement worthy of a medal, honestly.
>At the bottom, you turn the corner and reach a large, ornate door marked with a red cross.
>You knock a few times and wait.
>The door opens to reveal a small white mare with a neat blue mane and square glasses. She looks up at you, instantly straightening.
>“Your Majesty! Is something wrong?” she asks, clearly startled by your sudden appearance.
“Not for me,” you say. “My friend here… she, I mean he, broke his hand.”
>You turn slightly to reveal Celestia, in your body, holding your mangled hand with the other.
“Anon. Again?” the mare sighs, already exasperated. “This is the third time this week from masturbation accidents.”
>You turn slowly to find your face looking back with a mix between worry and more confusion.

>>42969654
>You wait outside the nurse’s office.
>On the other side of the door, Celestia, speaking as you is desperately trying to assure the nurse that your mangled hand was not the result of “masturbation injuries,” no matter how guilty she manages to sound.

>You hear hurried hoofsteps approaching from behind.
>“Princess, there you are. Daycourt starts soon.”
>You turn to see a white pony with thick-rimmed glasses and a dark brown mane.
>Oh right, Celestia’s aide. Raven Inkwell.
“Just cancel it,” you say.
>Raven frowns. “Princess, you say this every day.”
“That’s an order!” you bark.
>Any normal pony would bolt at an alicorn yelling.
>Raven does not bolt, she stares at you with a frown.
>Instead, to your utter shock, she plants her head against your borrowed rump and begins pushing.
>“Princess. You have a duty. To… your… ponies…” she grunts between breaths as she shoves you down the hall with the bureaucratic determination she can muster.

>Your aide’s mane is now disheveled, sticking out at wild angles, and she’s sweating like she just ran a marathon. You find yourself standing in front of the throne.
>Raven stares at you, panting, eye twitching. Dangerously close to blowing her lid.
>“SIT. DOWN!” she snaps.
>You go wide-eyed and immediately obey, plopping Celestia’s royal backside onto the throne cushion.
>“Thank you…” she says, her voice shifting back to its usual professional tone. She clears her throat, straightens her glasses, and fixes her tie. “Daycourt is now in session.”
>The massive double doors swing open, and a griffon accompanied by two armored guards strides in, following the red carpet toward you.
>“Introducing Prince Blackbeak of the Griffon Territories,” Raven announces.

>The prince, dressed in ornate military regalia, gives a respectful bow.
>“Princess Celestia,” he begins, “thank you for sparing time during daycourt. It appears our diplomatic talks have broken down among the delegates, and the ongoing border dispute has escalated tensions between Equestria and one of our annexed subjugates.”
You stare at him blankly. You have no idea what he’s talking about—nor do you particularly care.
>The prince waits. And waits. After a solid few minutes of silence, he clears his throat.
>“Princess, I wish to discuss this matter with urgency. The Emperor waits, his armies on standby. A war between two superpowers must be avoided, wouldn’t you agree?”
All eyes lock on you, waiting for Celestia’s wise, diplomatic response.
“Wait… are you declaring war?” you ask.
>“No, I am saying it is a possibility,” the prince replies curtly.
“Well that’s stupid. Why would you declare war on Equestria?” you frown.

>>42969657
>“The border dispute. We take matters of territory very-” He’s cut off by you waving Celestia’s hoof dismissively.
“Ah ah, da da - don’t care about any of that. I mean why in general?”
>“Princess, you care for your ponies, do you not? The Emperor cares for his griffons, his pride, his glory.”
“I think you’re retarded.”
>“Ex—EXCUSE me!?” the prince sputters slamming a talon onto the red carpet
>Exuse-me-you-little-shit.jpg
>You rise from the throne and begin waddling down the steps, rear legs still stuck in your awkward John Wayne gait.
“Do you see that thing out the window?” you say, pointing a hoof at the stained-glass sun.
>“You… mean the sun?”
“I’ll put it in terms your little bird brain can grasp: I control the sun. I move a celestial body three hundred and thirty-three thousand times bigger than this world.” You inch closer. “Daily.”
>The prince backs up. His guards grip their swords nervously.
“So tell me—do you really think your army is any concern of mine?”
>Behind you, Raven whispers to a nearby guard, “The Princess has found the wine cellar again. Enact Provision C.”
>You hear hooves galloping away, followed by a door slamming.
“So go ahead,” you continue. “Send your army. I won’t send mine, because you’ll all be tendies by the time you reach the border.”
>The prince trembles. “T-Tendies?”

“Tendies.”

>“I-I don’t know what that means…”
“Then go back to your Emperor and declare war. We’ll find out together.”
>“N-no! No war! We were only rattling sabres! We’ll return to diplomatic channels!”
You lean in and whisper, “I think we’re past the point of peace.”
>“Please, Princess. I retract everything! You’re right—your… unmatched power… slipped our minds. Ha… haha…” He looks to his guards for support, but they’ve bolted down the hall.
You nod thoughtfully. “Then deliver a message to your Emperor. For peace, I demand… hmm… do you have mares in your territories?”
>The prince blinks. “Yes?”
“Then ten. NO. twenty virgin concubines. All sent directly to the castle. Address it to Anonymous.”
>“V-Very old-fashioned, but… I believe it can be arranged.”
“Good.” You smile and wave a hoof. “Off you go. We’re done here.”

>>42969660
>Raven clears her throat into her hoof. “Well, that issue has been… resolved. Next: Twilight Sparkle.”
>Damn it. It’s Autismo.
>You waddle back up to the throne and slump into it, propping your cheek on a hoof.
>You watch the incoming bundle of purple ausitm trot up to the foot of the throne.
>“Princess Celestia!” Twilight chirps.
>Her voice is grating—painfully so with your borrowed alicorn hearing.
“Purple- I mean, hello there Twilight. Is something the matter?”
>You slip into your best Celestia impression. You cannot let her get involved in this mess.
>“Princess, I’ve discovered a brand-new field of magic!”
>“Fascinating,” you deadpan as a clipboard materializes beside her with a pop.
>You sit there, suffering, as she rambles for what feels like geological time about magical theories, harmonic principles, and thaumic oscillations.
>“…and that’s the new type of magic I’ve identified— Princess? Are you alright?”
“Huh? Oh. Right. You’re still here.” You peel your cheek off your hoof. “Uh… fantastic work, Twilight. But how exactly does this help Equestria?”
>Twilight tilts her head. “This could open up entire branches of unexplored magical study!”
“Yuh-huh…” You sigh. You need to get rid of this purple menace for at least a few days. “Actually, Twilight, I have a mission for you.”
>Her ears perk. “You mean… a friendship problem?”
“No. Something even more important. Equestria could be at risk…”
>Twilight gasps and steps forward. “I’ll do whatever I can!”
“Good. I need you to, uh…” You scramble for something-anything. “…find out why farts smell.”
>Twilight blinks. “Princess? That’s simply digestion. The food we eat breaks down in the stomach and-especially vegetables, the methane causes...”
“Or is it?” You raise an eyebrow.
>Twilight looks around nervously. “Well… that’s the scientific explanation…”
“Have you ever sniffed another pony’s fart?”
>Twilight goes pale. “I- I would never!”
>“Then how do you know? Can you trust those sources? Were they tested? Replicated?”
>Twilight gasps. “Of course! I’ve been relying on secondary material! I’ll get on this at once!”
>The purple autism twirls, salutes, and sprints out of the throne room like she’s been launched.

>>42969666
>Be Celestia.
>Be in Anon’s body.
>Be treated like a lowly peasant by the royal nurse.
>Be a princess who just discovered why humans wear clothes.
>You let out a hot, bothered sigh. If the royal nurse calls you “useless” or “worthless” one more time, you’re going to have to explain the growing problem in Anon’s trousers.
>“Right,” the nurse snaps, tightening the bandages. “Keep them wrapped. If I see you in here again for the same reason, I swear I’ll break my oath and buck you out a window.”
>You nod meekly. Using your hands to hide the foreign, growing lump in your pants, you shuffle toward the door.
>You hate Canterlot classism— but damn it gets your tail lifting.
>You sigh as the door clicks shut behind you.
>“Anon! I’m surprised to see you here.”You turn.
>A familiar, grating voice.
>Your faithful student.
>Shit.
“Twilight, my faithful—” You stop yourself. She cannot get involved, not like this.
>She narrows her eyes in immediate suspicion.
>Ponyfeathers.
>What would Anon say to her? How does he usually greet twilight.
“Oh my god. Book Smarts it had to be you…”
>Her suspicion deepens.
>You try again.
“Purple retard?”
>Instant recognition lights her face then she sighs. “Oh Anon, I thought there something wrong there for a moment… I need your help.”
>Damn.
>When your ponies ask for help, you answer. It’s your royal duty.
>But in this form?
>Would Anon help her?
>You think quickly on your hooves—err, feet.
You huff. “Fiiine. Celestia gave me a task to help at least one pony today. So, shoot. What is it? I wanna get back to my goon cave.”
>The accuracy of your own impression startles you.
>Have you really been around him that much?
>“Princess Celestia gave me a mission critical to Equestria’s security.”
“Oh? She did?”
>Damn it, Anon.
>Then it hits you.
>Daycourt.
>You break into a sprint only for your new legs immediately betray you.
>And you face-plant onto the marble with a slap that echoes like your dignity dying.
>“Anon! Are you alright?”
“Fine,” you mutter into the floor. “I forgot how to walk…”

Anon realizes that being reincarnated as a pony means that the Buddha must've been onto to something. Anon decides to escape the cycle of samsara himself by meditating on the concepts he barely remembers from his past life.

>>42967685
>King Mahrek's hooves touch the first time in centuries
>The clop of hooves echos throughout the cavernous room as the towering centaur walks towards Jeff
"Ah, much better, i couldn't stand to look at that revolting body of your's for a second longer"
>Jeff's lips tremble as he kicks off his boots and pants
"What are gonna do to me?"
>Jeff asks with his lips trembling trying to shuffle away from the centaur
"The plan is very simple, great listener. The only way i may free myself from this prison is if i get somepony to take my place. It can't just be anypony though, oh no, the alicorns were very crafty when they made this place."
>The red glowing walls terrify Jeff as he backs himself to a wall.
>The Earth pony stallion is utterly powerless to stop the centaur
"What does that mean for me?"
>Jeff asks as the chains rattle
>The chains slowly snake their way across the floor as Jeff freezes in fear
"You will be imprisoned here, once all the ponies are my slaves, i will return for you and you may live as my pet as a reward for your servitude and loyalty"
>The painful stab of regret crushes Jeff's heart
"You can't..."
>Jeff cries as the chain snakes it's way around his leg
>Kicking away the chains he flails desperately
>With one tightening around his leg, it pulls him away towards the bottomless pit
"NO! God help me!"
>Jeff screams as the chains clasp around his limbs hauling him up into the air
>As Jeff violently thrashes, he feels the magic of the prison course through him
>The red walls of the prison fade back to a calm blue
>The prison thinks all is well
>King Mahrek, takes a moment to admire his little pet pony
>After all, what is a few more minutes of contemplation after a thousand years of meditation
>With another powerful glow of his horns, King Mahrek opens a portal to equestria
>A sight he has dreamed up from the very first day of his imprisonment by the alicorns
"Thanks to you great listener. Everypony will rue the day they imprisoned me here."
>King Mahrek smiles taking his first steps towards domination

>>42966564
>"Such a disgusting creature, all flesh with no coat"
I like him already.

>>42964070
>>42964107
This anon gets it.

>>42964107
based

>>42970502
True