WHERE ARE YOUR COCK AND BALLS?!
Right HERE! *whips out dick*
>>42941441>Rainbow Dash finally succumbs to his attempts at bucking>"Fine, but just this once">She rolls her eyes at him and presents herself>Looking behind she says "Welllll??? I'm waiting">Zephyr cranes is neck down to her ponut and vagina>He studies her for several seconds >Dash taps her hoof "Are you bucking me or not?">Zephyr clears his throat "WHERE ARE YOUR COCK AND BALLS?!">He looks at her backside with anger and disappointment >He thought Dash was a femboy
>>42941441Sorry, they got stolen at birth, all that's left is a hole.
>>42941463>>42941441>live in nudist society>can't differentiate between males and femalesis Zephyr a based retard?
>>42941618He's too lazy to glance under ponies' tails.
I gave it to someone else, I didn't need them anyways
>>42941441on my face 0_0==)
>>42941618He just thought they were small.
>>42941441their world is like the arthur world so they wouldn't say this
>>42941441
Twilight Sparkle took my cock and ball rights away and now im featureless
>>42941441At home. They're charging.
>>42943419I stole this guy's cock and balls which were formerly at home and he'll have a shock when he comes back home
Problem?
>>42943652Those are some pretty cool cock and balls if I do say so myself.
>>42943666thanks satan
>>42943082I can get her to give them back if you apologize for calling her fat.
>>42944281No. Fat bitch is the fattest bitch in Equestria and I can't lie.
>>42944427Unfortunate. Well, you at least figuratively have balls so hopefully you'll be able to find solace in that.
Nigga not only stole my bike but also my balls n cock...
>>42944899Why did you let it happen?
Futa>HVOP
>>42946039cake > cookies
>me when a friend opted for FtM surgery
>>42941441i left them in Australia, it will have to be a long long trip over to get them and present them
>>42941441Down under, sir.