>Theres no such thing as a good human.
>>42941917Is this because I won't fuck Twilight?
>>42941923Obviously.
>>42941917That's why you always go pony.
Having ponies discriminate against you would be kinda fun. It's not like they'd beat the shit out of you, they'd just either run away or make snide comments or try and prank you.
>>42941926Hes so bitter.
>>42942527I've been wanting to write a fan fic off this for a while, human in equestria and they find out that humans are effectively demons. After some time time scavanging and evading Lyra Twilight finally corners you and gives the human a chance to prove they're worthy of living in equestria
>>42942558>Twilight finally corners you and gives the human a chance to prove they're worthy of living in equestriaGive her a belly rub and a cookie.
>>42941917Shining armour got jaundice but blue
>>42941917I didn't know Shining was so based
>>42942569That might work on derpy but twilight might need more convincing
>>42942615Talk to her about books.
>>42942622Imagine how fucking excited she'd be if you gave her an Earth book. If you're gonna go to Equestria make super sure you have a book on you.
>>42942629I got it covered.
>>42942632Okay, she might not be excited for your book.
real talk, what were they thinking when writing that line in the original episode?
>>42942643They wanted to show that the ponies are prejudiced? Not complicated.
>>42941917>kill all ziggers, that's my official instructionsWHAT THE FUCK SHINING ARMOR YOU CANT SAY THAT RACIST BIGOTRY!
>>42942634Not if you tell her about how they're basically the demons of our world. The thing is Fluttershy will then try and prove jews aren't so bad. They're just misunderstood
>>42942712I might be foolish but I don't think there's any species shown to be irredeemably evil in the world of FiM. I don't think Twilight would get your perspective.
>>42942721It depends on when you enter Equestria. If it's before the changelings get reformed then she might get it
>>42942721Not evil but certainly obnoxious and causing more trouble than they’re worth like the yaks, dragons, changelings, gryphons and hippogriffs.
>>42942746I don't think Twilight Sparkle would be receptive to that particular argument.
>>42942754If you use more logic and explanations she can be receptive to anything. A pony who killed copies of her friend without truly verifying if it was the real one can be lead to do ALOT of things.
>>42942654>>kill all ziggers, that's my official instructionsL4D2?
>>42943667yeah lol
>>42941917It's cool, I already rejected my humanity.
>>42941917>Theres no such thing as a good human.Shining Cuckrmor is still salty kek.
>>42943711Being a misanthrope is deeply human, Nonny.
>>42941917>emergency taco bell meat is mad that i get to snuggle the warm sun princess at night and he doesnt>mad jelly that my little hoof spiders make the mares wink>too tall too stronk for little mad horses>now out of my way bucket hat, i need to hit the kitchen for some protien
>>42942771Look, those Pinkie clones were REALLY annoying
>>42943737Yeah but she chose to murder them all
>>42943720Shit
>>42942569unf
>>42941917You think Shining Armor just straight up calls humans "unicycler" with the hard R?
