Ponies would mog you in real life, just look at how small the average human male looks when standing next to Twilight.
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>>42944502Okay, so? If ponies came to our world then they would look like EqG barbies.
>>42944502I wouldn't mind, they mog us at a smaller size anyways.
Ponies are scary because they can and likely will accidentally headbutt you in the nuts when you're hanging out.
>>42944991CBT niggas won...
>>42945030I don't see how ColdBloodedTwilight is related to this discussion at all.
>>42945032CBT is always related
>>42944502Why do you think they're called my "little" ponies anonThey're clearly intended to be way smaller than horses, and smaller than regular ponies
>>42945042Every single size reference we get says they're just below dick sucking height.
>>42945042ok but they also come up to around a giraffes chest, so op might be on to something.
>>42945102That's just a young giraffe.
>>42945102My little giraffe
nah theyre tiny and humpable
>>42944502>every anon who gets to equestria has their body morphed to that of grizzlyfunny situation but i think i like the taller pony like creatureslike chrysalis being a little shorter than me>>42944991pretty much the same as living around people that chain smokeyou subconsciously learn to avoid things at waist height, like cigarettes held at ones side you learn to avoid getting burned
>>42945042What's 'Shy thinking in this moment?
>>42945348You know this nigga has churned out some heinous greentexts in his time. You've likely fapped to one.
This is now a my massive pony thread
>>42945402>fanaticizing about an ugly bastard making you cum whatever gets your dick hard i guess bud
>>42945348el corpo
>>42945436I'm an ugly bastard and I want ponies to make me cum, is that acceptable?
>>42945348Based ugly bastard
>>42945102That's a little giraffe
>>42945348This image smells
>>42945414Why is twily made of latex
