Why are they so bratty?
>>42945448Spoonie is sovl, she gets a pass.
resistance is futile, anon.
>>42945448Diamond Tiara is a bully because her mom is mean, what's Silver Spoon's excuse. Did we ever see her parents? I don't remember
>>42946082Her parents are always traveling for work. Kind of like Scootaloo's, but not nearly as bad. SS actually sees her parents sometimes, but they are somewhat snobby and aren't super warm with her. They have an older stallion butler that takes care of the house and property. SS bosses him around but isn't overly mean. That's my head canon anyway, I don't think her parents appear in the show.
>>42946082SilverSpoon isn't a bully because her parents are mean and strict. SilverSpoon is a bully because she is strict to her parents.
>>42946093They don't appear in the show because SilverSpoon asked them to stay at home.
>>42946078CUTE
>somehow end up in the roads of Manehattan>Silver Spoon rolls up in her first car>"Get in, peasant. I'm bored and mom said I need to practice driving">slide into passenger seat, leather still smells new>this is like an equestrian-made Ferrarri or Lambo, what is this car?>she floors it without warning>city turns into light streaks>she glances over, smirks behind those tinted glasses>"Try not to scream, it's unbecoming.">grip the door handle for dear life>wind whipping, bass from the stereo thumping>sounds like some 80's synthwave>she's weaving lanes like it's nothing>realize I'm grinning like an idiot>mfw the spoiled filly is actually fun>she's going full send now, reckless as hell>swerving between lanes like it's a video game>avoiding collisions like a real pilot>runs a few red lights without even slowing down>horn blaring from some taxi, she just flips her mane and laughs>another red, she punches it harder>my heart's pounding, stomach doing flips>been in some tuned ricers back in the human world, thought I knew speed>but this filly is straight-up unhinged>daddy's new Lambo clone is her shiny new toy and she's breaking it in hard>weaving through traffic, tires screeching on every turn>feel like a hostage in the best way possible>is that what a fighter jet navigator feels?>screams at her to stop after a close call with a truck>finally she pulls over on some empty stretch overlooking the city>tires smoking a little, engine ticking as it cools, with the whir of an idling turbine coming from her car>I stumble out, legs shaky, gulping fresh night air like I almost drowned>lean against the door trying to play it cool but probably look pale>walk a bit away justifying myself on the empty road, looking at the city behind>she leans over from the driver's seat, looking at me exactly like pic related>that half-smirk, half-concerned stare, big purple eyes scanning me>"You okay there, peasant? You're looking a little green.">voice all teasing but there's a tiny edge of actual worry>try to laugh it off>"Yeah just... wasn't prepped for Grand Theft Equus live action.">she snorts, rolls her eyes>"Please. This thing's brand new. I have to see what it can do.">grins wider, pats the steering wheel like it's a pet>she's just a spoiled filly with the ultimate new toy>I'm totally her hostage, already want back in the car>alright Spooner, I put my life in your hooves.>She's looking at me, >"Safety belt, Anon. I'm a beginner."
>buckle up as she revs the engine once, just to hear it growl>she pulls back onto the road, smoother this time, almost civilized>for about thirty seconds>suddenly she downshifts hard, punches it, and we're blasting down a wide boulevard again>"Just one more quick run, pleb. I need to feel the top end. You're with me, right?">city lights blurring, wind roaring, Kavinksy style music cranked up loud>then in the rearview, blue and red flashing lights>police carriage with crystal sirens closing fast>the remains of my human brain screams ABORT ABORT THIS IS HOW YOU GET ARRESTED>hooves dig into the seat, heart trying to escape chest>"Uh, Spoon? We have company.">she glances in the mirror, eyes lighting up like Hearth's Warming>"I noticed, contact guards at 4, tally-ho!">instead of pulling over she actually hoof slams the pedal to the floor>Sweet Jesus of Nazareth she is talking to me>"I have angered them, it's normal. They do a good job, you know">shifts hard into higher gear, redline bouncing as she redlines the revs>tilts her head, but keeps scanning the road with attention>she's talking something proper to her logic why this car is affordable on the long term>"If you're rich, you buy speed. If you're poor, you buy a haywagon, slow, cheap, and you never get fined because you're never fast enough to matter. But you lose time.">laughs like that's the cleverest thing ever even if her voice is muffled by the engine's roar>then gets this thoughtful little filly look, ears perked>"As Starswirl once said, 'Time is the only river that flows one way, but the swift pony rides its current instead of drowning in it.">sirens dopplering behind us, lights strobing but falling back and vanishing>"That means if you control speed, you control time itself. That's what's important.">she says it so proudly, like she actually understands it>"Mom said I should be home before 9, so gotta hurry a little bit.">look at her, look at the road. I'm getting it>sign says "Canterlot 350Mi">"Spoonmare, I'm together with your plan.">We're leaving Manehattan racing against the night on the highway and streaks of light>Nothing exist behind us, only the past
>>42945450unf
>>42946082Canon: We don't knowMy headcanon: she's normally just a little snobby but picks on the CMCs specifically because they wreck the town and cause trouble all the time. Diamond Tiara is a bitch because her mom is a massive bitch, SS sees the CMCs as her sitcom rivals.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/537923/acts-of-gods-disambiguation This one's fucking hilarious and implies kinda the same idea.
