Do NOT, under any circumstances fuck a bat pony.They are vile, horny creatures that will have dozens of your foals. Your entire neighborhood will be overrun with little bat foals if you entertain the idea.Keep your windows and doors locked, and do NOT leave any fruit out where they can see it. They WILL break into your house to try and claim you as their husband.
>>42946332Welcome back /dfb/
>>42946332It's okay. I already have a non-bat waifu.
>enbattens your floofer
>>42947115
>>42946332EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
>>42947148Sounds the local bat fanatic to me.
>>42946332>claim you as their husbandOnly if she lets me suck on her teats.
Average bat mare after breaking in your house.
>>42948290It would make more sense for her to wear the sword with the hilt tilting forwards. Makes it easier for her to 'grab' it.
>>42947162
>>42946543>UmbrellaKek.
>>42946332Oh no. How terrible.
batple
Instructions unclear, bat fucked.
>>42950782>Couldn't pull out a drive wayI don't know what this is referring to.
>>42950755>hfw Nonny thinks he won't fuck her>Keekeekee
>>42951913Gooning to this
>>42952444>>42952666>Double tripsHoly shit checked.
i genuinely thought this shit was stickied for a second
>>42953063It wouldn't change a thing.
>>42949476Does Flutterbat count? She isn't a proper bat pony but a magic mishap.
>>42953055>marefair fag is a retard posting offtopic bullshitWhy are all of them like this?
>>42954009I think Flutterbat counts.
>>42954581Even though she can't even speak and stuff?
She's distracted, run!
>>42946332Bat poni can paralyze you with their sonic screening. They use this ability for procreating.
>>42954936Yeah.
>>42955411How can she fuck you when you and your dick are paralyzed?
>>42948861You do realize ALL the kids will be bat ponies, right?
>>42956557Could it become any better?
>>42952139Because of the pattern?
>>42946332Why can't we fuck one?
>>42957427>weLuna, please.
>>42957427It's bad for humanity. Bat ponies cannot produce human offspring, but can still produce foals with you. Bat ponies breed out of control when mating with non-ponies, easily having 6+ foals minimum.One or two bats in town isn't that bad, but if just a couple get adopted as wives, then next generation there will be dozens of bat ponies. Worse, they will be raised among humans, giving the fillies the opportunity to become the 'childhood best friend' of the next generation of human boys, almost ensuring they will breed too.Before long, the population of the area will become mostly, if not entirely bat ponies.
>>42958257I fail to see the problem here kekekekekekeke
>>42958261Imagine going to your grandaughter's school and seeing ZERO human children in the entire class. You wife meanwhile has the smuggest look ever on her face at the sight... and you finally realize the ramifications of your actions.Humans are already loosing the will to breed without bat ponies thrown into the mix. Something so horrible could happen in just 2 generations.
>>42958283I for one, think more humans should get with bat ponies kekekekekekekekekeke
I'm not even against the idea. But man, the roleplaying goes a little schizo here.
>>42958327Enjoy your 0 kids with your non-existent human wife
>>42958257It's not illegal to kill bats to prevent them from spreading like a plague though? So what's the problem? You can even fuck it and then blow its head off, win-win situation
>>42958336I think you misread what I said.
>she was going to ambush you, but you were at work too long and she dozed off
>>42958578qt
>>42958645just like me fr fr no cap
>>42958257I am such a rizzless unfuckable dysgenic mutant chudcel freak of nature that not even the bat mares want to talk to me.
What if I just wanna cuddle a bat
>>42959713It's cold and I wish I had a cuddly bat
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>>42961010
>>42961395
>>42960414I heard bat wings are pretty cold though.
>>42962227They should have blood flowing in them, though. And neither bats nor horses are cold-blooded.
>>42961778
>>42962587E
Needs to be about 20% batter
>>42963024
>>42963975That's a predator on the hunt.
>Page 7 in an hourHuh.
>>42958257>the area will become mostly, if not entirely bat poniesWhat about other pony tribes?
bat ponies is such a dumb name, shouldn't they be called Thestrals?
>>42965825That's even dumber, just a Harry Potter ref that has nothing to do with them.
>>42965825Nah, they're leatherbacks.
>>42965255They mostly stay in Equestria. Bat ponies are degenerates who will fuck non-ponies while the other tribes almost never will.Bats are a tiny minority in Equestria who live on the edges of society, but Earth has prime breeding conditions for them. So hypothetically they'll eventually become the most populace type of ponies, becoming the dominant species on Earth, even if they're still a small minority in Equestria.
>>42965830If you kill a pony, you will get cursed and die in misery.So don't be an abusenigger, if you don't want to suffer a severe IQ dip and have your head break in pieces.
>>42965830Probably.
>>42965825>Thestralia
>>42966986>2. Discoverwhere's "1."?
>>42965521She doesn't look so pleased.
>>42946332Total Chiropterran death.
>>42968274Sorry, bro, but your species is the one going extinct. Humanity can't possibly survive this.
>>42968319I wasn't talking about batponies in general, just Chiropterrans.
>>42968339Well I regret to inform you that the bat pony population is going to explode from 10 thousand to 10 billion.That's a lot of screeching.
>>42968339Where's the difference?
>>42968353Humans are big old dummies. They need a bat wife to tell them what's what.
>>42968348So what? My problem is with the Chiropterrans, not the batponies.>>42968353Chiropterra is basically ISIS.
>>42968468>Chiropterra is basically ISIS.Oh that's a EaW thing. Okay.
>>42968501Yeah. It's high-effort, but it's just basegame HOI4 in the MLP setting.
>>42946332What does bat pony milk taste like? Asking for a friend.
Bat bump.
>>42968914Leatherbacks go up.
>>42969185>x+x+x=90>x+x+y=140>y-2z=5>z+y+x=?3x=90x=3030+30+y=14060+y=140y=140-60y=8080-2z=580=5+2z75=2z37.5=zz=37.537.5+80+30=147.5Bat has 147.5 mangoes.
>>42968626Strong mango undertaste.
>>42970064Unf.
>>42957427Lunabat is very fuckable
>>42970447what is happening here?
>>42971169>69Pone is afraid of that the tsundere & lewd Lunabat will doMeanwhile this bat in stockings is creating boners
>>42971627AAAWWOOOOOOOOGGAAAAAAA
Socksual bat
>>42946918The kirin is also a bat
>>42971888
>>42971380
Fancy bat
>>42972946EEE Bat
>>42972345Kek, did you throw your bat headcanon into the comment section?
>>42973457Batties like to sleep on tree branches...or in this case, sl-eee-p
Burger bat
>>42973917Where's the BEEF?!!It's between Wendy's buns.
>>42974237Teeths
>>42973136welp i wanted to rape her as an ape self and imagined how she was mad and crying about it, maybe i'll draw something later
>>42974589need to cuddle the fat bat
who are the five or ten most popular bat ponies nowadays
>>42946332Have a couple British school bats I just drew.>>42974625Echo is eternal, Lucky Roll is probably up there, and I wouldn't really know many others who'd contend.
>>42974650News Flash has been on a rise. There’s also that Flower pony from that animation, but the pilot kinda ruined her
>>42974625Definitely Lucky Roll as one of them.
>>42968356I wish I had a smart bat wife to tell me all the true facts about things and stuff
>>42974650Thanks.
>>42974625Lucky Roll's the current waifu of the year. I still remember when this fat bitch was up there.
>>42975277I never understood the hype for her. She isn't terrible, but the fat is a major turnoff.
>>42974650So if I will draw my bat OC every single day will she become eternal?
>>42975948That's a big fucking head for a such small body.
That's a tiny penis for such a fat body, >>42976015
>>42975605Possibly. You'll have to make her prominent enough that people like her.
>>42976072I'll crush you with my BIG FAT body. FEAR me, sissy.
>FEAR me, sissy>>42976184 the crushed sissy fears the bats laughing at his tiny penis
>>42976552Pretty bat with heart eyes
>>42976222>fat>short>small dick>ugly>broke>retardedIt never even began for me bros I never had a chance
>>42976222F-fuck... I have to come back stronger for the sumo rematch...Next time, you're going to get CRUSHED for sure, faggot!
Let's see if /dfb/ hivemind can produce a decent bat.
>>42978096long mane
>>42978495F A T T O B A T T O
Bonk bats.
>bonk being the slang term for sexLove Bites fucks >>42979007
>>42979106I want her to love bite me heheheh
>>42979162>herkekekek
Happy bat
>>42979187A stallion is fine too.
>>42979911 does boy bats up the bum
>>42980000I never said anything about anal.
>>42980000Quads confirm, >>42979911 zesty as hell, nigga
kinki bati pon
>>42980019Even zestier: >>42980011 is a trap bat's bottom bitch by being done up the bum by Love Bites
Okay, now it's getting a touch too gay in here.
>>42980077checked
>>42980077>it's getting a touch too gay in hereYou can ask >>42979162 >>42979911 about that
>>42979187>draw a mare, call hera stallionThis is now a mare for me, fuck the creator's intentions, he deserves to get cucked for being gay.Littlepip is bi btw.
>>42980856>This is now a mare for meYou're still not beating the homo allegations.You're Love Bites' bottom bitch that takes femboy bat dick up the butt.
>>42980893cope lol
>>42980856>Littlepip is bi btw.I don't know any bat with that name.
EEEEEEEEEEE
Are bats keeping me unable to sleep?Why are bats so sexy and cute?Do I have bat aids?
>>42980893>filename>love bites>femboy>male>>42980978cope, kek
it is time for bat adventures
>>42981676Here's an adventure bat
>>42981346>NO Ucoap
>>42980893Nah, anal sucks.
>>42982439Hot bat.
>>42983629>bat weebshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b0WWoTtxB4
>>42984151>violin markCan she play instruments by making them vibrate with her shouts?
>>42984234Yes but the only note she can play is E
>>42984536So she's a real one trick pony.
Batty up.
hati bati pon
>>42985810The mad batter.
>>42986312What's the deal? I thought bats like this.
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blepi bati pon
>>42986895What happens if you gently ruffle this bat's mane?
>>42989971Would impregnate
Bat has heart eyes
>>42990232The hoomin is in danger
>>42990597And that's a good thing!
>>42990597Oh no... another one is going to fall into clutches of a life with a cute mare wife who took over his house... humanity have fallen...
frekli bati pon
>>42991053
>>42990772Billions must eeeee
>>42991745Damn, that's a sexy pair of wings.
>>42992522You shouldn't date her.That's a very sketchy mare.
>>42992665
>>42992795The view is nice, I'm not sure what the ufufu is meant to convey though.
>>42994179Legg bat
>>42993766Laughing in weebspeak.
>>42992795SEXO
Can you swallow it all?
>>42994604Bats are very sexual in stockings
>>42994787That's a nice wing pattern. Is there a specific reason why it is shaped like this?
>>42994656Bats are very sexual 24/7.
>>42995796>>42995238who is she?
>>42996051Paint Splotch.
>>42996197Can you give us a tldr on her?
>>42996051>>42996599>>41588105
>>42996599is baplikes froot
>>42996996>FrootSo this bat likes a certain vtuber?
>>42998269Would.
>>42999490HELLO!
>>42999490i wish stoic5 didnt became a furfag
>>42999850based bat triggering Italian food autists.
>>42999850>PanneBased chips bat triggering Mutt food autists
>>42999850That's a damn shame.Poor, silly, stupid bat.
The bap is thoroughly fruited
>>43000317is she gonna eat it?
>>42998269Can't tell if that's a scrunchy face or if she needs some moisturizer for those wrinkles.
>>42999850>Breaks the pasta>Pours milk first then cereal>Puts ketchup on hot dogs>Eats pizza and french fries with a fork>Teaches the kids this is the right way to do something."This will be the new normal soon."
>>43001690Everyone thinks letting bats breed out of control is fine until they start corrupting your culture.
>>43001690literally nothing wrong with any of this
>>43001701>bats breed out of control is fine until they start corrupting your cultureliterally nothing wrong with any of this
>>43002130>a culture that is already eroded beyond repairvs.>a bat mare you can rail and found a family withThe choice is not so hard.
>>43003253Wait, did she slice a whole melon with her wings?
>>43003633lovely bat ponies
>>43003624Bap is well trained. Fruit Ninja is part of batschool's curriculum.
>>43004557Watch your fingers when you're close to a bat.
>54 minutes to p10Fucks sake
>>43005396This is getting retarded.
>>42999850Always was, but now they're gone completely.
>>43005174Seductive bat
>>43005730I like warm-colored baps
>battens the sun
>>43004985Spelling isn't her strong suit, eh?
Take another bat from me.
>>43006777trips of shroom
>>43006334And what happens then?
>>43007305>rape
>>43006777>Poisonous lookalikesDamn bats trying to get me killed
Sleepy bap
>>43007706No, she swoops in to rescue you, thereby becoming your hero.
>Immediately after bat ponies become 51% of the poplationSaturday is now BaturdayE is now the first letter of the alphabetChristmas is now BatmasAnd you just gotta deal with it.
>>43008310That wing-thumb cake hold is so cute.
