>Look at this Nonny, Zecora made a special potion that can cure all your crippling mental health conditions. Like that thing you call autism and those personality flaws and bad memories you carry with you. Now you can finally be happy and normal like everypony else. Drink up your new life starts today!
>>42947271Black Lives Matter
>all Zecora did was squirt her sweat and mare juices into a vial
>>42947271>The potion is roofied and Pinkie is actually trying to rape you
>>42947271Fucking finally!>*Shotguns that shit down*
>>42947324>P-Pinkie...did it work?
>>42947334>Nonny, you're a zigger now!
>>42947271Thanks Pinkie! Glug glug. Oh man. Wanna go for a run?
Huh the potion has a little picture of Zecora on it. Zecora patents her own elixirs? Wouldn’t most ponies know its from her?
>>42947271Meh, I actually quite enjoy being a racist schizophrenic.
>>42947404>Flim and Flam stand in your path>Gives you blended poison ivy potionNothing personel, kid
If they couldn’t even cure this poor ponies mental health, whats make you think they can cure yours?
>>42947271>drink the potion>tismo and whatnot gets cured, which naturally means only one thing>you turn into blandest, NPC tier normie>NPC programming kicks in>"Eww, what is this, a talking colorful horse? How could have I liked something so heckin' problematic and unmanly? What am I, a vile zoophile or something?">Equestria is now stuck with a much worse version of Cranky Donkey who is completely lost in this world, physically incapable of finding any enjoyment or fun there
>>42947271"Thanks, Ponk, surely this'll cure my raging autism!">Yoink the potion, pop it open, guzzle it like it's semen>Immediately begin feeling woozy>Is knocked unconscious>Wake up>Gifrel
>>42948818>it was around that time I noticed that pink horse wasn't a horse at all, but Todd Howard in a fursuit
