What if Starlight made both stallions and mares totally equal at a biological level?
>>42949138/ptfg/troon....
>>42949138I get the feeling this is some "replace all stallions with futa" bullshit than anything actually resembling equality.
>>42949195It would also replace all mares with futa. Seems pretty equal to me.
>>42949141>>42949163>>42949186>>42949190>>42949195He means featureless crotch, stop being obsessed with trannies
>>42949186Third post based post
>>42949216it's just one person samefagging, don't mind the mindbroken fag
>>42949228That was me too.
>>42949138Would everyone be a herm and have similar sizes and muscular builds?
>>42949138what if Starlight shrunk or elongated stallion's peenars to an equal lenght of her own choosing?
>>42949216>featureless crotchso she sentenced her village to extinction?
>>42949519There are no actual evidences that suggest ponies have sexual organs to begin with
>>42949216>he means what they already are in the show
>>42949544Well, how do they reproduce then, anon?
>>42949553I DON'T KNOWNOBODY ACTUALLY KNOWS
>>42949553loving each other very much and magic
>>42949138Starlight hoarded all the beans in the village for herself. She even set up a special bean patrol to go around the village and make sure no one was harboring any beans for themselves. If anypony was found to have had beans on them, they were forced to be Starlight's toilet for an entire week. Anypony who was sentenced to this punishment ended up dying from the horrific stench of Starlight's flatulence.
>>42949216that doesn't have any sense, at all
>>42949138They'd be futas?
>>42949569Faust said normal mammalian.Based mom gave them genitals and they fuck.
>>42949138is this serious or a troon thread
>>42949609Herms Stallions get the pussyMares the cock n balls
>>42949769Whatever. I was already gonna fuck every pony.
>>42949921and now they're going to fuck you in the ass so bend over
>>42949641I need proof of this
>>42951238its not that hard to search it up
>>42949138All smiles :)
>>42949575bit rude, isn't it?
>>42949138WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY HAVE TO SHIT AND PISS?
>>42952544It's okay because she is sexy
>>42952596but what if she wasn't
>>42950220I don't get to be a herm, too? Fucking ripoff.I'm giving this totalitarian hellhole a terrible Yelp review.
>>42949138
>>42949138i still think it's really funny that badumsquish (artist that made op image) swore he would never draw starlight, but did draw everything about her except for her lol (our town, sunburst)
>>42949519Think of it this way: by preventing them from reproducing, she actually delayed the famines by a fair bit.
>>42949138impossible
>>42952996It'd still be okay because mare
>>42949138Starlight might have to reprogram their epigenetics by adding methyl groups across the stallion's genome and silencing their male penis genes via DNA methylation biomancy spells. Finally their town will become truly equal and mare-only!
>>42949216I thought he was on about m-preg
>>42954831Some mares are more equal than others.
>>42955010Real Equalism has never been tried.
>>42955032but what if it did?
>>42949138their smile creeps me out
>>42956117Don't be afraid. Equality will come to your town soon.
equality is bad, I like it when im at the top of the world
>>42956904>t. capitalist pig
>>42949138Is she grabbing his ass?
>>42949138I like to think they all got together to breed. For equality’s sake.
>>42949138But then how will starlight justify still lusting after that sunbussy?
>>42949216He obviously means herms.
>>42949138Does Glimmer really force the fools who follow her cult to "our town" to always 24/7 smile with big open eyes? bruh
>>42957807dyewts? It's NK with a woman naked and on all fours as the leader. (not as fun as it sounds)
>>42957966I'd be fine living in north korea if it was ponies instead of bugs.
>>42958475Have fun starving to death
>>42958475Why do you hate Changelings?
>>42957807Yes.
>>42959320Not ponies.
>>42959320I LOVE changelings!!!
>>42961800Why are you racist?
>>42949138nothing would change in her cult
>>42949138What if glimmer slapped me with her huge ballsacks?
>>42953340a petty trixie/sunfag jealous af at glimmy "stealing" their rightful place in the show. many such cases.
>>42963840>ballsacks?How many does she have?
>>42964213hundreds after stealing balls from other people and adding it to her ballsacks to make the ultimate ballsack
>>42964217>Some ballsacks are more equal than others.
>>42964217For what reason
>>42964718dyewts?It's Starlight Glimmer. It's what she does.
>>42964737yeah but starlight glimmer doesnt take the cutie mark of other ponies and adds the cutie mark onto her ass to be super powered in cute marks and whatnot
>>42964743You don't watch the show.That's exactly what she was planning to do at the end of the episode.
>>42949138what if starlight launched a TATICAL NUKE INCOMING
>>42965210everypony would be dead then.
>>42965602What if the missile made everypony herm?
>>42966040Then it'd be a herm world with everyone being the same in many ways than one
>>42966040We'd be living in a herm society.
>>42966916doesnt sound bad at all
>>42967322>100% of the population has horsepussy.Sounds like heaven.
>>42967329And also cock (and balls)absolute perfection
>>42966916can herms have sex with themselves and get themselves self-pregnante?
>>42967368Obviously
>>42967368>canYes.>shouldNo. That's the ultimate in inbreeding. Your children will have all of your problems, but worse.
>>42953399Shut up, Marethus.
>>42949138Our Town is such a lame name, Glimmer should make it more honest like calling it "My Fief-town" or "Herm Town"
>>42968737its supposed to be a cult so our is the best term to make it culty like
>>42969164So... Cult Town?
>>42969484Too revealing.
>>42952593It found its way in. It can find its way out the same way.
>>42969967In the mouth? That makes me ill thinking about it.
>>42970198Exactly!
>>42970225Sounds like hell to experience.
>>42970377You know the old saying: Equalism works, until everyone is vomiting out a mix of urine and feces.
>>42970386couldn't glimmer at least give them the shitting hole back so they don't feel the humiliation of the waste going through their mouths
>>42970590I don't think you understand the spirit of Equalism. Do you need re-education?
>>42970386Don't ruin my erotic fantasy with shit please
>>42970601Don't send me to the our re-education camps!!! Nooooo
>>42970850Off you go.
>>42971211grim
>>42949138What if they stopped smiling, would they die?
>>42971852It would be very painful.
>>42972059>>42972059>>42972059>>429720594 UUUU
>>42968737It should've been Stalliongrad. That was the best suggestion at the time but of course they ignored it.
>>42972606>StalliongradEquality is not communism.
>>42972613but its basically the same thing
>>42972839Nah, equalism is a strawman version of communism, which is an already shit ideology.
>>42972874Isn't it based of some cult from a book than communism though?
>>42972613>>42972874who cares about the semantics? In the end both ideas end in death and hunger
>>42973429>end in death and hungerSame can be said for life in general.
>>42973732Life survives volcanoes and meteors.Communism can't survive fizzy sugar-water.
Sure is burger in here.
>>42973967It's almost as if this is some kind of American website.
>>42973967You russian?
>>42973429Communism took backwards shitholes and made them less backwards, and it helped to stop the Axis. Equalism just took away a bunch of ponies' cutie marks.
>>42974100>Communism took backwards shitholes and made them less backwardsRussia was world's largest exporter of crops commies' policies led to famines so severe Soviet Union used gold to buy wheat from Canada>and it helped to stop the AxisStalin was buds with Hitler until the "surprise" attack >Equalism just took away a bunch of ponies' cutie marks.marxism's goal is to make a classless society where everyone is equal in every aspect of their lives >inb4 banned for off-topic
>>42974107>Russia was world's largest exporter of cropsRussia had periodic famines, like most of the world before modern agricultural technologies like tractors and ammonia.>commies' policies led to famines so severe Soviet Union used gold to buy wheat from CanadaThe CIA once wrote a report showing that the average Soviet citizen ate around the same amount of food as the average American citizen, but with more grain and less meat.>Stalin was buds with Hitler until the "surprise" attackAllies don't sign non-agression pacts, retard. Literally all of the Allies were buying time for a war that they knew was coming. 'Mein Kampf' was published in 1925.>marxism's goal is to make a classless society where everyone is equal in every aspect of their livesNo, you retard. Even Marx and Engels wrote about the importance of specialisation of labour. In-universe, cutie marks are basically there for the specialisation of labour.
>>42974126>Russia had periodic famines...because the state were interested in money from exports rather than well-being of their subjects instead of a just system Soviets destroyed all agriculture and starved millions in ways previous regime never dared to do>The CIA once wrote a reportthat report was written by CIA to justify the continuation of the cold warreal situation was far worse >Allies don't sign non-agression pacts, retardmy point is that Soviets were noozis' allies up until the point of Hitler's invasionyou can't really defend a dictatorship by mentioning its help in defeating another dictatorship when both were allies >No, you retard. Even Marx and Engels wrote about the importance of specialisation of labourand logical conclusion of their believes requires complete equality of all human beings for the world to be "just" if you want to continue then please let's go to /mlpol/
>>42949138Well she didn't so why ask.
>>42974144>...because the state were interested in money from exports rather than well-being of their subjectsNo, that's just how the world was before modern agricultural technology.>instead of a just system Soviets destroyed all agriculture and starved millions in ways previous regime never dared to dolol. The Soviets massively mechanised agriculture.>that report was written by CIA to justify the continuation of the cold war>real situation was far worselol. So why didn't they declassify it until like 2008?>my point is that Soviets were noozis' allies up until the point of Hitler's invasionNo they weren't. A non-agression pact means "I am going to kill you as soon as I'm ready.".>you can't really defend a dictatorship by mentioning its help in defeating another dictatorship when both were alliesAgain, you're a retard that doesn't understand what a non-aggression pact is.>and logical conclusion of their believes requires complete equality of all human beings for the world to be "just"You're a retard that has to rely on a strawman when communism is an already shit ideology.>if you want to continue then please let's go to /mlpol/Kill yourself. "Our Town" and equalism is obviously about a strawman of communism.
Could you stop talking about boring shit and get back to what it matters?
>>42974217Yeah, like our town being a shithole comparable to Birmingham?
>>42974593Even Birmingham isn't as bad as Our Town.
>>42974639Have you even been to Birmingham? Literal shithole.
>>42974713still isnt as bad as our town
>>42975092Anon...
>>42949138Starlight could do that if she activated a nuclear bomb and killed every single living being on the planet
>>42975897But nopony would be alive...
>>42975897What?
>>42976128>>42976138I mean that if everything died then it would be equal as there is nothing different if you are not living
>>429762910_0
>>42976291Edgelord.
>>42976291Dude I just made this thread because I like marecock don't be like this
>>42977001my bad im sorry
>>42977001I like marecock too.
>>42949138Something would happen, I suppose.
>>42977455well obviously
Would (You) live in Our Town if it was real in our world?
>>42978388>everypony miserable>everypony on edge>shitty foodI'd rather live in Ponyville, at least the monsters are in the forest, instead of running the place.
>>42978388I dont want to live in our town, it would end out like the waco seige later on
>>42978641You live in a ZOG shithole. That's about just as bad.
>>42978388Hella no, no cults for me.
>>42978388Do you mean >no hooves?
>>42978687Yep.
>>42978704grim
>>42978388do you think im crazy? no
>>42978650ZOG shithole > commie shithole
>>42979368They're the same thing.
>>42949138If it's called our town then why don't I own the town?
It's beautiful...
>>42974082everyone has that
>>42978388It was real in our world. It was Cambodia under the Khmer Rouge. I couldn't live there, I have glasses.
>>42980867But would you if you didn't need glasses?
>>42981130Do you have any idea why someone with glasses would be in trouble under the Khmer Rouge?
>>42981139Because you would be implied too smart? Doesn't sound like Equality to me like Starlight Glimmer had it.
>>42981424If you were better at something than everypony else, she literally ripped it out of your soul.
>>42981478You'd still be alive in comparison of dying to a cambodian.
>>42982534Just like home, eh?
>>42982840Fuck you.
>>42983168;)
>>42980355I would not live there at all tbf
>>42983686But what if you did?
>>42984159I'd kill myself then so I don't see the horrors of post faust equestria
>>42984489Pussy.
>>42984795And cock
>>42984881And balls
>>42949138What if she didn't?
>>42985597Would be disappointing for the lack of marecock
>>42985797Starlight Glimmer is the one who gets the marecock only then
>>42986011That's not how equality works...
>>42986267That's just how it is in Our Town.
>>42986267Some ponies are more equal than others. Didn't you read the side of the barn?
What if Equality was actually equal?
>>42987069then we'd live in a society
>>42987283Thanks, Joker.
>>42987069>implying equality could ever happen
>>42987783It could and it would make life so much better!
>>42988017Yeah okay, faggot. Face the wall.
>>42988260Unf germancock
>>42988260aryanne marecock
>>42988891>keeps telling how she's the superior race and pure and not a tranie while buttfucks you against a wall
>>42989049UNFFFF
>>42949138If our town is so good, why isn't there a our town 2?
>>42990268No it isn't, commie.
>>42989894we dont need another our town...
>>42991452We do! Don't you love the equality cult?
>>42991586no
>>42949138unfff
>>42989049Hot.
Who goes>yes I will live in a cult town in the middle of nowhere with shit food?
>>42992973My headcanon is that it was a preexisting town, either already there or somewhere nearby, and Starlight infiltrated the leadership and/or led a coup establishing herself as top mare
>>42992973Only if there's marecock
>>42953296jej
>>42992976Didn't they show the houses being built earlier? It isn't really a town, just a hamlet.
>>42992976How would she even do that and fool the ponies to give their cutie marks away to some dumb shit idea???
>>42949138>Mares *and* stallions with both sets of equipmentSupremely based
>>42978388No, simple as.
>>42993367>season 7Naturally I would not remember this>>42993654The previous leadership group were ideologically opposite. Like they lorded the superiority of their cutie marks over the rest of the ponies. That's what lets Starlight come in and start a rebellion, finding the ponies most sympathetic for the cause of getting rid of cutie marks altogether
>>42992973Ask the cultists in real life that also did this retarded shit.Cults and going to unsustainable locations go hand and hand.
>>42994246I would ask the people at Waco if they weren't dead
>>42992973i would.
>>42994727No you wouldn't. Cult places are the worst.
>>42989916Does Twilight ever listen?
>>42989916I've made grok to write a fanfic where the mane six goes to OT but not just erased cutie marks but also made everypony a herm and then Twilight's gang also changed and then she likes having both parts, they make the whole Fluttershy getting free and discovered she has a strap on enhanced with magic to see like the really thing and then that despite recovering their butt tattoos they kept the new anatomy and Twilight used a spell to make their own cum contaminate other ponies and make them herm as well. Then the girls expose her secret, fuck her on the middle of the town making them one of them and she take Glimmer to Ponyville to be her apprentice and help them with her plot to turn all of Equestria into herms.
>>42995671You used grok for that?
>>42995692Yeah because I write clopfic to fap because I have really specific kinks but lack any talent to write shit. I don't share it anywhere because I am against aislop
>>42995671...Bro?
>>42996067What?
>>42995714>>42988635
>>42996092You know bro.
>>42992973Seems comfy.
>>42996933Did I just had the most weird and bizarre idea ever that only appears to me and nobody else in the wide world?
>>42998116It appears so!
How long would the ponies survive in Our Town before they starve to death (or die in other ways) in this cult?
>>42999211I'd say less, really.
>>42999747Starlight Glimmer isn't that unlikable, Anon..
>>43000089She's extremely likable in fact.
>>43000526>t. Starlight Glimmer coping with the fact that she's unlikable
>>43000526You just know they all had sex with her, like any cult leader.
>>43000512I'm sure they would make a farm to solve that problem, no?
>>43000526based
OUR cat.
>>43001810You're telling my all the fillies in Our Town are required to share their pussy with the whole town? ...maybe it wouldn't be such a bad place to live after all.
>>43001907Yes. See >>43000927Glimmer was the town's pimp.
>>43001907What about dogs?
>>43001206Farming needs inputs, while these retards are just a few houses in the midfle of nowhere.
>>43002232No dogs in Our Town. All the stallions have to share their hog tho.
>>43003055not really, not much use for a slice of a dead cat
>>43000526proofs?
based dashie
>>43005801Good.
>>43007175Why?
>>43007195It just sounds interesting to live in, you know?
>>43007570yeah interesting for you to suffer you dummy
>>42949138How do to such a thing?
>>43009172Magic of cocks
>>43009236How does the magic of cocks give a stallion a pussy?
>>43009514from the magical school of cocks
>>43010341Well yeah, didn't you know
>>42949138VGH... HOME
>>42949138what if they werent
>>43011462your mom is barren
>>43010851>bottom leftSweet Celestia, that foal is tiny.
>>43012787A ant sized foal, cursed.
>>43010851>niggas will look at this and think yeah this is where I live
>>43013572Yes.
>>43014548Starlight Glimmer?! Is that you?
>>42949138What if we lived in a society?
>>43015642we do though
>>43013572Our Town is better than most places on earth to be fair.
>>43016614What do you have against slavic people?
>>43017120dont like 'em
>>43018435I will HATE our townand I will go to our town to display how much I HATE our town.
>>43019891They let black people in Equestria?!
>>42949138that would be cool I suppose
>>43010851i'd live in there bc why not.
>>43000526How likable?
>>43022964the most likable that you can ever be likable in the history of life
>>43023340...What?
>>43018435Where did this "meme" come from?
>>430241114chan
Doesn't seem that bad in comparison to some places
>>43025273Suddenly I remember that saucy comic with the cringe self insert doing it with Starlightit was fucking great
>>43025537Concerned.
its my town now biaaatches
>>43026497its like a motel room I don't believe anyone except for the homeless would want sometihng like that y'know
>>43027433Are you in some part of the world that used to have "Soviet" as part of the name?
>>43027466No? I live in the first world way beyond the berlin wall and those commies.
>>42951238Here you go, you lazy faggot.
>>43028201thanks lad
>>42949138society would be so much better tbf
>>43029054No, it'd still be the same aka shitty.
>>43029054...Anon?
>>43030019what
>>43001810NOT THE KITTY NAOOOO
>>43001810Based
>>43028201can't believe sex is canon
>>43028201Sexchads won.
>>43032397>sex...can(n)onThat's the one Pinkie brings out after the foals go to bed.
>>43032888Now you got the sex bomb song playing in my mind.
>>43033172>Pinkie Pie singing Tom Jones' Sexbomb to foals.Didn't know she molested foals.
>>42949575Brapfag...
>>43034872GlimmerGOD is the king of this board, you better believe it!
>>43035712What were they supposed to do then?!
>>43037126UNF
>>43037126sexoooo
>>43038956Damn, Equality has prostitutes? Making me reconsider everything!
>>43039261No it doesn't.
>>43037126me at the bottom
>>43037126me at the top
>>42949138Then life would be biologically unlogical to the most logical of bilogics.
>>43042764>slugs are unnatural monstrositiesThat makes sense. Just loom at the things.
>>43042794Everytime I see a slug I always drop salt on them, such ugly bastards.
>>43043735Nothing would happen since i'm not a slug.
>>42957546ThisYou'd think it'd be obvious, especially if anyone bothered to look at the pic OP cropped
>>43044837Do you have any idea how much MLP porn there is?
>>43044968Not enough.
>>43044968A lot?
>>43044837nah everyone wants to be ragebaited these days
>>43045867Only if people didn't reply to ragebait then the board would be better but alas!
>>43046351But I must reply to the ragebait or I get bored.
>>43044837The cropped pic could be anything. Given the OP, it would be either herm or featureless.I can't tel who the artist is, so I wouldn't know who to look for.
>>43047249its herm I saw the og image
>>43047406Link?
>>43047746
>>43048064Ah, that is link. But I mean the link to the image of said OP image.
>>43048301https://derpibooru.org/images/827712
>>43049006Ahh, thanks. Looks funny lol.
>>43049006unf
>>43050109It's herm, Anon.
>>42974144why so mad?
>>42949138then starlight would be based
>>43048064Are rupees are even worth anything in Equestria?
>>43037126Would.
>>43025537comic:the newcomeragreed
>>43053732KEK that face
I love our town, comrade.
>>43053732Nice. thanks for sharing it.
>Starlight Glimmer does something that is stated as categorically impossible in the canonMary Sue bullshit.I'm not saying I wouldn't take advantage of it.I'm not saying I wouldn't steal the spell and cast it on the whole planet.Still: Mary Sue bullshit.
>>43054828Turning a mare into a stallion is stated to be exceedingly difficult in canon, not impossibleWhat's actually outright stated to be impossible with magic in canon is growing hair for some fucking reason
>>43048648I want Starlight to find me fapping to the gayest futa and then she reveling her own cock and balls, and then she teasing me for being emasculate and compare her massive horse genitalia compared to my wimpy human one and slowly turn me into a pony and then I notice in horror how my penis and testicles are getting smaller she tells me how I don't have any right to turn into a stallion and now my true destiny is to satisfy every mare and stallion as a communal bicycle as the only one without a phallus in the whole town.
>>43055060the literal only thing we hear about sex change magic is that "nopony can do those spells".
>>43055060But Twilight grows mustaches through a spell.
>>43055103Who cares is fiction and the show is not that consisten with rules. Also multiverse and shit
>>43055107Fake hair that isn't real nor permanent.
>>43054828Not impossible, just reserved for the highest level unicorns. Dude, there are spells that turn mice into horses and ponies into breezies which Twilight can effortlessly do reading a spell for the first time for a few seconds. That level of body modification far exceeds a simple gender swap.
>>43055099This, so much this. UNF
>>42949138There'd either be no offspring, or they could all fuck themselves literally. Which is interesting as a concept. Would fucking yourself create a perfect clone? Inbreeding side effects?
>>43055099
>>43055860>Would fucking yourself create a perfect clone?No, it would be your chromosomes remixed. Not quite a clone, but as close as you could get naturally.>Inbreeding side effects?Immediately. If you had some recessive trait that caused a detrimental effect, about 1/4 of your kids would have it.
>>43055099I am erect at this idea
>>43055860>Would fucking yourself create a perfect clone?It would make the ultimate lifeform.
>>43057160>It created a new pony tribe: The Hapsburg Pony
>>43057178Perfection!
how do herm get pregenarte
>>43058011By putting peen in hole.
>>43058433what hole
>>43058993THE sex hole. You know.
>>43058433Everyone does that.
>>42949519Many such cases.
>>43055860sounds hot
>>42949138Would this even work?
>>43061945Yes, Starlight Glimmer said so which means it will work and we all will be happy comrade.
>>43055099Giwtwm
Nice.
>>42949138I'd love to live in Our Town, it's no Ponyville but it's still better than anywhere on Earth. I like the idea of a homogenous society where everyone has the same culture and believes in the same values. Everyone is on the same page and just wants to be happy being equal. Because it's a small community my role in the society will feel more impactful and everyone appreciates each other matter what because everyone is working together to make things work. I'll know everypony by name and know we're all looking out for each other. It feels good to have worthReal life sucks. There's no solidarity in America. Everyone sticks to themselves because it's a highly individualistic society. Because of how the system works we're competitors, not neighbors. There is no community because everyone around you are threats to your advancement in your career. Meritocracy, not that America truly has that, just makes it so that we treat our neighbors as enemies in the job market. Equestria is also great because of the cutie mark system, it ensures that we're all working at peak efficiency at the things we love. Maybe some ponies are making more like Rarity but we're all happy doing the things we love.The sense of community is what I yearn for most and I think Our Town provides that. I'd be Glimmy's right hand man if I could like Double Diamond. Honestly I never understood the people treating Our Town like the worst thing ever, like okay so they have strict rules so just don't an asshole that breaks the law. If you want to shit in the streets then go back to your country. Post-liberated Our Town is better, but I wouldn't mind a Starlight controlled Our Town either.
>>43063262True.
>>43063262>I never understood the people treating Our Town like the worst thing everIt's because they cant comprehend living in a high trust society and are starting to believe the jewish lies that low trust societies are better
>>43063262Now you made me want to live in Our Town.
>>43064388You bought into the Starlight Glimmer propaganda?!
>>43064670Huh? No. It sounds better than what we have right now on earth.
>>43064670No propaganda here, brother. Only the truth.
>>43063262They're miserable as fuck in Their Town lmao. Communism is genuinely a fantasy for people who never fit in but it's selfish. You're ruining life for everyone else and your own will still be lame, just better than being an actual untouchable.
>>43065096>They're miserable as fuck in Their Town lmaoNot as miserable as most cities, towns and some villages from where we live with the eternal boomer and juden increasing prices and whatnot.
>>43065061Very true, all truths.
>>43065096Aren't we all miserable back in earth? Would be just a scenery change for you lot.
>>43066079no im happy and ill have nothing
>>43066420And you will eat the changelings?
>>43066745sure
>>43065061>>43063262Based
>>43065061twilight looks scared here
>>43068004She suffered being special and above everypony her whole life. Twily will learn to find true happiness soon enough.
>>43068234based
>>43068234twilight doesnt look so happy :(
>>43068913She'll be happy soon
>>43069303Oh dear...
>>43068913She's going to DIE!
>>43069974Oh fug DDDD:
>>43063262>I like the idea of a homogenous society where everyone has the same culture and believes in the same valuesSo a town where everyone in there is a clone of you? seems boring tbf
>>42949569BUT WHAT IF YOU DID?
>>43063262>why people think Our Town bad?Idk, probably the kidnapping, brainwashing, and the forced cutiemark castration has something to do with it. Maybe it’s the ponies living in constant fear of torture and ostracization or the pony commissars enforcing total subservience and compliance? Maybe just the fact that they have to survive on boring, awful food?Yea, I don’t get it. Doesn’t make any sense to me, no sir. No idea what would make people think that way. Truly it is a mystery.
>>43071334>kidnappingThe m6 fucked around and found out. You can avoid kidnapping by simply disagreeing and leaving the town in peace.>brainwashingOnly for the naughty. It's a town of laws upheld by its own people that believe in them, not a paid police state. You're overstating it anyway, the "brainwashing" amounts to sitting in timeout until you feel like saying yes mommy.>forced cutiemark castrationIt's not forced, it's your choice to join or not, unless of course you tried conspiring against the town or something, then that's really just your fault like a CIA agent disguised as a journalist.>constant fear of torture and ostracizationAre you an illegal invading another country? No one fears breaking the laws they believe in.>pony commissars enforcing total subservience and complianceDouble Diamond is a great friend and does everything he can to support the community. So what if pride flags are banned, just don't be homosexual.>Maybe just the fact that they have to survive on boring, awful food?Ok, you might have a point here.
>>43071449I cant tell if you are a commie, a facist, or antifa. Oh wait its all sides of the same coin. My bad. Continue.
>>43070866It's far worse than "a clone of you". It is eroding away everything that makes you an individual, until you are reduced to a standardized population unit. Unless you are literally an NPC, you are losing something important.
>>43071596>Unless you are literally an NPCBut i'm not a normalfag
>>43072020You will be when Poochie is done with you.
>>43072030Nah, i'd win.
>>43072489>Canon Mary Sue vs. OP OC Self-InsertI don't know what that clash will look like, but, I don't want to be around when it happens.
>>43072030who?
>>43072744Glimmy
>>43072744(You)
>>43072888Doesn't really make sense. Glim neither took over the show nor got written out. You can perhaps say Shim took over EqG but that's about it. There aren't any poochies in this series.>>43072562If you're referring to Glim that's just plain wrong, she's as far from a sue as one can get with her constantly making mistakes and getting reprimanded and having to make amends. The show's structure kind of makes it impossible for a sue to form. Powerlevels? She outsmarted Twilight like Twilight outsmarted Luna, that's all there is to it. Is Twilight stronger than NMM who was strong enough to defeat Celestia? No.
>>43071596doesn't sound that bad.
>>43074116It DOES.
>>43075176That didn't happen, she barely got any episodes and the focus stubbornly never stopped being on the m6.
>>43071334>Idk, probably the kidnapping, brainwashingthats the best part
>>43075572Wtf??? No it isn't. Retard.
>>43073508>Glim neither took over the show nor got written out.She for sure did, very forced character like if it was one of the show writer's ocs.
>>43076611Forced like the m6 were? What are you even talking about?
>>43076641The main 6 is what we came for to continue to watch MLP:FIM and poochie felt forced so the show writers could possibly make more episodes likely focused on her or around her.
>>43076647>weYou don't speak for me, I wanted to learn more about the ponies that inhabit Equestria. She didn't feel forced by any measure.
>>43076651Starlight is the only character that wasn't forced. If you want forced then see Shimmer.
>>43076641>These characters, that were introduced in the first episode, that the show was built around, were forced into the spotlight.You're either an expert troll or a product of the Common Core educational system.
>>43076647nigga you don't even know what a "poochie" is, stop being retarded. also why are you getting banned by the jannies, are you just going around trolling threads? kek
>>43076652>If you want forced then see Shimmer.Does anyone unironically like shimmer? Barbie portal is not real nor canon btw.
>>43055099N-nice.
>>43076988>Does anyone unironically like shimmer?only the anons who watch eqg do
>>43071334>Idk, probably the kidnapping, brainwashing, and the forced castration has something to do with it.What does the USA have to do with Our Town?
>>42980355Why in a isolated region? Genuinely unlivable.
>>43078692nah theyll be fine just harvest like rocks like the rock family and rock soup 24/7
>>42949138If it's Starlight Glimmer doing the spells, there's going to be something to make everything suck. Everypony will be herm, but everypony is sterile and can't orgasm, or some shit like that.
>>43079107>and can't orgasmOnly misty has that negative
>>43079107>If it's Starlight Glimmer doing the spells, there's going to be something to make everything suck.This time it will go all right, I swear.
>>43079598Only if you knew...
>>43071334>Maybe just the fact that they have to survive on boring, awful food?this isnt the nordics
>>42949138Then they would have... THE SEX!
>>43079245Everyone would still be sterile, then?
>>43079107>>43079598Starlight only messed up one spell in the show and it was right after a panic attack. She is really talented at magic actually, almost as good as Twilight. She has a level of creativity and thinking outside the box that Twilight doesn't have as well since Twi does things by the book.
>>43081159Her literal bottled-up emotional issues almost forced three innocent ponies to murder Trixie. And that was after she mind-raped half a dozen mares in the name of "friendship". Slim-glam is a disaster area.
>>43081167The fault of that was clearly Trixie for breaking the bottle and being a cunt all day. She may have mind raped several adults because of her anxieties but at least she didn't mind rape three fillies and half the town. Twilight was a bigger disaster.
>>43081167>almost forced three innocent ponies to murder TrixieShame, Trixie would not be missed if she died.
>>43080951...No? Extremely fertile.
>>43081788Starlight Glimmer would mess that up as well and do the opposite.
>>43082242>Everypony is very fertile, but…This is going to get dark. We're definitely losing that Y-7 rating.
>>43082280mlp would be better if had blood and other mature stuff in it
>>43082425Grow the fuck up nigga like watching ponies die is cringe.
>>43082425>birth defects are coolSure, pal. Whatever you say.
>>43082242Nah she's not as clumsy with spells as Trixie or Twilight. I can definitely see Twilight fucking things up and doing the opposite though.
>>43082786sounds like ur just jelly
>>43083588Your kids are going to be jelly.Putting "magic", "reproduction", and "something went wrong" together is always a horror story. There's a lot more that can go wrong with a fetus than there is with an adult. Look up "teratogen" for more information on this.
>>42949138The joke is marecock
>>43083641Quit calling her marecock a joke. It'll hurt her feelings. ^:(
>>43083637You're already full of red 40, brominated oils, and microplastics, anon. And your sample for the effects of these things is American children versus European. Yeah, there's an effect, but it's not that big of a deal. And none of these are explicitly engineered to breed a better person. This is just gene therapy by any other means.
>>43083637>Your kids are going to be jelly.Better than being forced to have microplastics and all other goyslop in them
>>43083641Marecock also on a stallion?
>>43084536thats just a horsecock
>>43083637Nothing went wrong though. Cutie mark removal, equal sign cutie mark replacement, and herm transformation all went off without a hitch.Everyone can breed each other, it is true equality.
>>43085029even can breed themselves?
>>43085223eeyup
>>43083657>You're already full of red 40, brominated oils, and microplastics, anon.No I'm not. We would be all dead if we were.
>>43085941If you live in America, then I have bad news for you. Brominated vegetable oils were only even limited in like 2024, and were in literally every citrus or citrus adjacent soft drink, from mountain dew to gatorade to monster up until then. There is tons upon tons of stuff outlawed literally everywhere else in the world, with confirmed causation of all sorta of nasty stuff, that is still greenlit in America because all those reports got drowned out by the massive bribes and kickbacks to keep using it.The average American has roughly a plastic spork in their body in microplastics, and the head of that spork is in their brain alone. Merely a plastic pudding or yogurt spoon most other places in the world.
>>43086082>The average American has roughly a plastic spork in their bodyThat's not true! I stopped swallowing them months ago!
>>43086091Proofs?
>>43086091And did you start swallowing loads of white liquid lol
>>43086082Good thing from europe and not the israeli puppet of america.
>>43086082Is that why Americans are so stupid? The more you know.
>>43086774You shut up! Glue is tasty.
>>43087572Is it really?
>>43087919No, glue makes you more retarded then what was previously thought as the maximum limit of retardation
>>43083647Starlight Glimmer has emotions?
>>43088432no she is a bitch
>>43088432Yes, she's literally the most emotional out of the cast to the point that it even powers her magic. Imagine the prolonged orgasm and refraction bypass spells she can cast on you when she's full of lust, she will milk you dryer than the Saddle Arabian desert.
>>43088767>Imagine the prolonged orgasm and refraction bypass spells she can cast on you when she's full of lust, she will milk you dryer than the Saddle Arabian desert.
>>43088767That's pretty hot.
>>43088767Would you say she feels the closest to how a real life woman acts?
>>43089712...no???
>>42949138Barack Hussein Obama.
>>43090432that buck got broken by some random stallion at Our Town, yeehaw.
>>43091148proofs?
>>42978388>Would (You) live in Our Town if it was real in our world?No, I'm not Russian so I have standards.
>>43091951americans dont either with their cardboard homes
>>43092357Those are only in tornado vulnerable areas, we have normal homes as well.
>>43091951Have you not seen Saints Petersburg?
>>43089712Starlight is fairly gender neutral. Dashie is the masculine tomgirl on one end and there's Rarity the dramatic promiscuous white woman on the other end.
>>43083641unf
>>43089712>>43093424I feel like stereotypical woman exists somewhere between Rarity and Fluttershy. Some features of both, patchworked together.
>>43093848It's exactly Rarity.
>>43094163rarity is more of a gold digger than a average stereotypical woman
>>42989049N-nice.
>>43059656what do you mean
>>43048064>rupeesDo they have any use apart from Rarity's obsession with gems?
>>42949519the village deserved it
>>42949138I don't like their smiles they creep me out like they're going to break into my room when I'm sleeping and kill me.
>>42957249yep.
>>42959320they're b*gs
>>42963840That's gay
>>42964217Truly the most equal ballsack of them all.
>>42967368Of course!
>>42981956same thing tbf
>>43001957what a hoe
>>43001907Unf
>>43004927why would they march proud for a shithole?
>>43001810How do you equality a cat?
>>43011203Then it would be the same thing as it is currently, duhh?
>>43010851looks boring as hell.
>>43014923...No?
>>43018815based
>>42949216sir this is 4chan we cant
>>43092357Rent free.
>>43095146b
commiepony fucking sucks
>>43095225>mudpony still seething over unicorn supremacy
>>43095641not-so-equal of you
>>43095663glimmy needed to accept reality
