What if Starlight made both stallions and mares totally equal at a biological level?
>>42949138/ptfg/troon....
>>42949138I get the feeling this is some "replace all stallions with futa" bullshit than anything actually resembling equality.
>>42949195It would also replace all mares with futa. Seems pretty equal to me.
>>42949141>>42949163>>42949186>>42949190>>42949195He means featureless crotch, stop being obsessed with trannies
>>42949186Third post based post
>>42949216it's just one person samefagging, don't mind the mindbroken fag
>>42949228That was me too.
>>42949138Would everyone be a herm and have similar sizes and muscular builds?
>>42949138what if Starlight shrunk or elongated stallion's peenars to an equal lenght of her own choosing?
>>42949216>featureless crotchso she sentenced her village to extinction?
>>42949519There are no actual evidences that suggest ponies have sexual organs to begin with
>>42949216>he means what they already are in the show
>>42949544Well, how do they reproduce then, anon?
>>42949553I DON'T KNOWNOBODY ACTUALLY KNOWS
>>42949553loving each other very much and magic
>>42949138Starlight hoarded all the beans in the village for herself. She even set up a special bean patrol to go around the village and make sure no one was harboring any beans for themselves. If anypony was found to have had beans on them, they were forced to be Starlight's toilet for an entire week. Anypony who was sentenced to this punishment ended up dying from the horrific stench of Starlight's flatulence.
>>42949216that doesn't have any sense, at all
>>42949138They'd be futas?
>>42949569Faust said normal mammalian.Based mom gave them genitals and they fuck.
>>42949138is this serious or a troon thread
>>42949609Herms Stallions get the pussyMares the cock n balls
>>42949769Whatever. I was already gonna fuck every pony.
>>42949921and now they're going to fuck you in the ass so bend over
>>42949641I need proof of this
>>42951238its not that hard to search it up
>>42949138All smiles :)
>>42949575bit rude, isn't it?
>>42949138WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY HAVE TO SHIT AND PISS?
>>42952544It's okay because she is sexy
>>42952596but what if she wasn't
>>42950220I don't get to be a herm, too? Fucking ripoff.I'm giving this totalitarian hellhole a terrible Yelp review.
>>42949138
>>42949138i still think it's really funny that badumsquish (artist that made op image) swore he would never draw starlight, but did draw everything about her except for her lol (our town, sunburst)
>>42949519Think of it this way: by preventing them from reproducing, she actually delayed the famines by a fair bit.
>>42949138impossible
>>42952996It'd still be okay because mare
>>42949138Starlight might have to reprogram their epigenetics by adding methyl groups across the stallion's genome and silencing their male penis genes via DNA methylation biomancy spells. Finally their town will become truly equal and mare-only!
>>42949216I thought he was on about m-preg
>>42954831Some mares are more equal than others.
>>42955010Real Equalism has never been tried.
>>42955032but what if it did?
>>42949138their smile creeps me out
>>42956117Don't be afraid. Equality will come to your town soon.
equality is bad, I like it when im at the top of the world
>>42956904>t. capitalist pig
>>42949138Is she grabbing his ass?
>>42949138I like to think they all got together to breed. For equality’s sake.
>>42949138But then how will starlight justify still lusting after that sunbussy?
>>42949216He obviously means herms.
>>42949138Does Glimmer really force the fools who follow her cult to "our town" to always 24/7 smile with big open eyes? bruh
>>42957807dyewts? It's NK with a woman naked and on all fours as the leader. (not as fun as it sounds)
>>42957966I'd be fine living in north korea if it was ponies instead of bugs.
>>42958475Have fun starving to death
>>42958475Why do you hate Changelings?
>>42957807Yes.
>>42959320Not ponies.
>>42959320I LOVE changelings!!!
>>42961800Why are you racist?
>>42949138nothing would change in her cult
>>42949138What if glimmer slapped me with her huge ballsacks?
>>42953340a petty trixie/sunfag jealous af at glimmy "stealing" their rightful place in the show. many such cases.
>>42963840>ballsacks?How many does she have?
>>42964213hundreds after stealing balls from other people and adding it to her ballsacks to make the ultimate ballsack
>>42964217>Some ballsacks are more equal than others.
>>42964217For what reason
>>42964718dyewts?It's Starlight Glimmer. It's what she does.
>>42964737yeah but starlight glimmer doesnt take the cutie mark of other ponies and adds the cutie mark onto her ass to be super powered in cute marks and whatnot
>>42964743You don't watch the show.That's exactly what she was planning to do at the end of the episode.
>>42949138what if starlight launched a TATICAL NUKE INCOMING
>>42965210everypony would be dead then.
>>42965602What if the missile made everypony herm?
>>42966040Then it'd be a herm world with everyone being the same in many ways than one
>>42966040We'd be living in a herm society.
>>42966916doesnt sound bad at all
>>42967322>100% of the population has horsepussy.Sounds like heaven.
>>42967329And also cock (and balls)absolute perfection
>>42966916can herms have sex with themselves and get themselves self-pregnante?
>>42967368Obviously
>>42967368>canYes.>shouldNo. That's the ultimate in inbreeding. Your children will have all of your problems, but worse.
>>42953399Shut up, Marethus.
>>42949138Our Town is such a lame name, Glimmer should make it more honest like calling it "My Fief-town" or "Herm Town"
>>42968737its supposed to be a cult so our is the best term to make it culty like
>>42969164So... Cult Town?
>>42969484Too revealing.
>>42952593It found its way in. It can find its way out the same way.
>>42969967In the mouth? That makes me ill thinking about it.
>>42970198Exactly!
>>42970225Sounds like hell to experience.
>>42970377You know the old saying: Equalism works, until everyone is vomiting out a mix of urine and feces.
>>42970386couldn't glimmer at least give them the shitting hole back so they don't feel the humiliation of the waste going through their mouths
>>42970590I don't think you understand the spirit of Equalism. Do you need re-education?
>>42970386Don't ruin my erotic fantasy with shit please
>>42970601Don't send me to the our re-education camps!!! Nooooo
>>42970850Off you go.
>>42971211grim
>>42949138What if they stopped smiling, would they die?
>>42971852It would be very painful.
>>42972059>>42972059>>42972059>>429720594 UUUU
>>42968737It should've been Stalliongrad. That was the best suggestion at the time but of course they ignored it.
>>42972606>StalliongradEquality is not communism.
>>42972613but its basically the same thing
>>42972839Nah, equalism is a strawman version of communism, which is an already shit ideology.
>>42972874Isn't it based of some cult from a book than communism though?
>>42972613>>42972874who cares about the semantics? In the end both ideas end in death and hunger
>>42973429>end in death and hungerSame can be said for life in general.
>>42973732Life survives volcanoes and meteors.Communism can't survive fizzy sugar-water.
Sure is burger in here.
>>42973967It's almost as if this is some kind of American website.
>>42973967You russian?
>>42973988No, just someone with at least a semblance of independent thought.
>>42973429Communism took backwards shitholes and made them less backwards, and it helped to stop the Axis. Equalism just took away a bunch of ponies' cutie marks.
>>42974100>Communism took backwards shitholes and made them less backwardsRussia was world's largest exporter of crops commies' policies led to famines so severe Soviet Union used gold to buy wheat from Canada>and it helped to stop the AxisStalin was buds with Hitler until the "surprise" attack >Equalism just took away a bunch of ponies' cutie marks.marxism's goal is to make a classless society where everyone is equal in every aspect of their lives >inb4 banned for off-topic
>>42974107>Russia was world's largest exporter of cropsRussia had periodic famines, like most of the world before modern agricultural technologies like tractors and ammonia.>commies' policies led to famines so severe Soviet Union used gold to buy wheat from CanadaThe CIA once wrote a report showing that the average Soviet citizen ate around the same amount of food as the average American citizen, but with more grain and less meat.>Stalin was buds with Hitler until the "surprise" attackAllies don't sign non-agression pacts, retard. Literally all of the Allies were buying time for a war that they knew was coming. 'Mein Kampf' was published in 1925.>marxism's goal is to make a classless society where everyone is equal in every aspect of their livesNo, you retard. Even Marx and Engels wrote about the importance of specialisation of labour. In-universe, cutie marks are basically there for the specialisation of labour.
>>42974126>Russia had periodic famines...because the state were interested in money from exports rather than well-being of their subjects instead of a just system Soviets destroyed all agriculture and starved millions in ways previous regime never dared to do>The CIA once wrote a reportthat report was written by CIA to justify the continuation of the cold warreal situation was far worse >Allies don't sign non-agression pacts, retardmy point is that Soviets were noozis' allies up until the point of Hitler's invasionyou can't really defend a dictatorship by mentioning its help in defeating another dictatorship when both were allies >No, you retard. Even Marx and Engels wrote about the importance of specialisation of labourand logical conclusion of their believes requires complete equality of all human beings for the world to be "just" if you want to continue then please let's go to /mlpol/
>>42949138Well she didn't so why ask.
>>42974144>...because the state were interested in money from exports rather than well-being of their subjectsNo, that's just how the world was before modern agricultural technology.>instead of a just system Soviets destroyed all agriculture and starved millions in ways previous regime never dared to dolol. The Soviets massively mechanised agriculture.>that report was written by CIA to justify the continuation of the cold war>real situation was far worselol. So why didn't they declassify it until like 2008?>my point is that Soviets were noozis' allies up until the point of Hitler's invasionNo they weren't. A non-agression pact means "I am going to kill you as soon as I'm ready.".>you can't really defend a dictatorship by mentioning its help in defeating another dictatorship when both were alliesAgain, you're a retard that doesn't understand what a non-aggression pact is.>and logical conclusion of their believes requires complete equality of all human beings for the world to be "just"You're a retard that has to rely on a strawman when communism is an already shit ideology.>if you want to continue then please let's go to /mlpol/Kill yourself. "Our Town" and equalism is obviously about a strawman of communism.
Could you stop talking about boring shit and get back to what it matters?
>>42974217Yeah, like our town being a shithole comparable to Birmingham?
>>42974593Even Birmingham isn't as bad as Our Town.
>>42974639Have you even been to Birmingham? Literal shithole.
>>42974713still isnt as bad as our town
>>42975092Anon...
>>42949138Starlight could do that if she activated a nuclear bomb and killed every single living being on the planet
>>42975897But nopony would be alive...
>>42975897What?
>>42976128>>42976138I mean that if everything died then it would be equal as there is nothing different if you are not living
>>429762910_0
>>42976291Edgelord.
>>42976291Dude I just made this thread because I like marecock don't be like this
>>42977001my bad im sorry
>>42977001I like marecock too.
>>42949138Something would happen, I suppose.
>>42977455well obviously
Would (You) live in Our Town if it was real in our world?
>>42978388>everypony miserable>everypony on edge>shitty foodI'd rather live in Ponyville, at least the monsters are in the forest, instead of running the place.
>>42978388I dont want to live in our town, it would end out like the waco seige later on
>>42978388>Would (You) live in a strawman of a commie shithole?I wouldn't even want to live in a normal commie shithole.
>>42978641You live in a ZOG shithole. That's about just as bad.
>>42978388Hella no, no cults for me.
>>42978388Do you mean >no hooves?
>>42978687Yep.
>>42978704grim
>>42978388do you think im crazy? no
>>42978650ZOG shithole > commie shithole
>>42979368They're the same thing.
>>42949138If it's called our town then why don't I own the town?
It's beautiful...
>>42974082everyone has that
>>42978388It was real in our world. It was Cambodia under the Khmer Rouge. I couldn't live there, I have glasses.
>>42980867But would you if you didn't need glasses?
>>42981130Do you have any idea why someone with glasses would be in trouble under the Khmer Rouge?
>>42981139Because you would be implied too smart? Doesn't sound like Equality to me like Starlight Glimmer had it.
>>42981424If you were better at something than everypony else, she literally ripped it out of your soul.
>>42981478You'd still be alive in comparison of dying to a cambodian.
>>42981956same thing tbf
>>42980355Looks like a shithole.
>>42982534Just like home, eh?
>>42982840Fuck you.
>>42983168;)
>>42980355I would not live there at all tbf
>>42983686But what if you did?
>>42984159I'd kill myself then so I don't see the horrors of post faust equestria
>>42984489Pussy.
>>42984795And cock
>>42984881And balls
>>42949138What if she didn't?
>>42985597Would be disappointing for the lack of marecock
>>42985797Starlight Glimmer is the one who gets the marecock only then
>>42986011That's not how equality works...
>>42986267That's just how it is in Our Town.
>>42986267Some ponies are more equal than others. Didn't you read the side of the barn?
What if Equality was actually equal?
>>42987069then we'd live in a society
>>42987283Thanks, Joker.
>>42987069>implying equality could ever happen
>>42987783It could and it would make life so much better!
>>42988017Yeah okay, faggot. Face the wall.
>>42988260Unf germancock
>>42988260aryanne marecock
>>42988891>keeps telling how she's the superior race and pure and not a tranie while buttfucks you against a wall
>>42989049UNFFFF
>>42949138If our town is so good, why isn't there a our town 2?
>>42990268No it isn't, commie.
>>42989894we dont need another our town...
>>42991452We do! Don't you love the equality cult?
>>42991586no
>>42949138unfff
>>42989049Hot.
Who goes>yes I will live in a cult town in the middle of nowhere with shit food?
>>42992973My headcanon is that it was a preexisting town, either already there or somewhere nearby, and Starlight infiltrated the leadership and/or led a coup establishing herself as top mare
>>42992973Only if there's marecock
>>42953296jej
>>42992976Didn't they show the houses being built earlier? It isn't really a town, just a hamlet.
>>42992976How would she even do that and fool the ponies to give their cutie marks away to some dumb shit idea???
>>42949138>Mares *and* stallions with both sets of equipmentSupremely based
>>42978388No, simple as.
>>42993367>season 7Naturally I would not remember this>>42993654The previous leadership group were ideologically opposite. Like they lorded the superiority of their cutie marks over the rest of the ponies. That's what lets Starlight come in and start a rebellion, finding the ponies most sympathetic for the cause of getting rid of cutie marks altogether
>>42992973Ask the cultists in real life that also did this retarded shit.Cults and going to unsustainable locations go hand and hand.
>>42994246I would ask the people at Waco if they weren't dead
>>42992973i would.
>>42994727No you wouldn't. Cult places are the worst.
>>42989916Does Twilight ever listen?
>>42989916I've made grok to write a fanfic where the mane six goes to OT but not just erased cutie marks but also made everypony a herm and then Twilight's gang also changed and then she likes having both parts, they make the whole Fluttershy getting free and discovered she has a strap on enhanced with magic to see like the really thing and then that despite recovering their butt tattoos they kept the new anatomy and Twilight used a spell to make their own cum contaminate other ponies and make them herm as well. Then the girls expose her secret, fuck her on the middle of the town making them one of them and she take Glimmer to Ponyville to be her apprentice and help them with her plot to turn all of Equestria into herms.
>>42995671You used grok for that?
>>42995692Yeah because I write clopfic to fap because I have really specific kinks but lack any talent to write shit. I don't share it anywhere because I am against aislop
>>42995671...Bro?
>>42996067What?
>>42995714>>42988635
>>42996092You know bro.
>>42992973Seems comfy.
>>42996933Did I just had the most weird and bizarre idea ever that only appears to me and nobody else in the wide world?
>>42998116It appears so!
How long would the ponies survive in Our Town before they starve to death (or die in other ways) in this cult?
>>42999211I'd say less, really.
>>42999747Starlight Glimmer isn't that unlikable, Anon..
>>43000089She's extremely likable in fact.
>>43000526>t. Starlight Glimmer coping with the fact that she's unlikable
>>43000526You just know they all had sex with her, like any cult leader.
>>43000512I'm sure they would make a farm to solve that problem, no?
>>43000526based
OUR cat.
>>43001810You're telling my all the fillies in Our Town are required to share their pussy with the whole town? ...maybe it wouldn't be such a bad place to live after all.
>>43001907Yes. See >>43000927Glimmer was the town's pimp.
>>43001907What about dogs?
>>43001206Farming needs inputs, while these retards are just a few houses in the midfle of nowhere.
>>43002232No dogs in Our Town. All the stallions have to share their hog tho.
>>43003055not really, not much use for a slice of a dead cat
>>43000526proofs?
based dashie
>>43005801Good.
>>43007175Why?
>>43007195It just sounds interesting to live in, you know?
>>43007570yeah interesting for you to suffer you dummy
>>42949138How do to such a thing?
>>43009172Magic of cocks
>>43009236How does the magic of cocks give a stallion a pussy?
>>43009514from the magical school of cocks
>>43010341Well yeah, didn't you know
>>42949138VGH... HOME
>>42949138what if they werent
>>43011462your mom is barren
>>43010851>bottom leftSweet Celestia, that foal is tiny.
>>43012787A ant sized foal, cursed.
>>43010851>niggas will look at this and think yeah this is where I live
>>43013572Yes.
>>43014548Starlight Glimmer?! Is that you?
>>43014923...No?
>>42949138What if we lived in a society?
>>43015642we do though
>>43013572Our Town is better than most places on earth to be fair.
>>43016614What do you have against slavic people?
>>43017120dont like 'em
>>42949138haters gona hate
>>43018435I will HATE our townand I will go to our town to display how much I HATE our town.
>>43019891They let black people in Equestria?!
>>42949138that would be cool I suppose
>>42949519Just like real life!
>>43010851i'd live in there bc why not.
