>Alright I’m ready. I read up on all the things those Viking dudes did. When are we gonna pillage and destroy our enemies? I say we start with the yaks, those horned helmets are so fake and lame, not anything like what a real Viking wears.
>>42952087You will never be an earth pony
>>42952087>Can I play vikings with you and Dashie?
>>42952087>RainbowDash says she's want to go pillaging after reading the latest Daring Do book 'Mystery of the out of time Raiders'>she's made her own outfit and everything (expect for the helmet, which is from PaddockCity)>she's obviously trying to shock you but to her surprise you agree>you lie and tell her your ancestors on earth were real Vikings>you dawn your emergency Viking helmet and head into town with Dash to totally prank everypony>Dash points out Pinkie setting up chairs outside SugerCube Corner>you both sneak up on the pink pony before Dash jumps out at Pinkie with a styrofoam and paper roll battleaxe>you pull out your 10mm Hi-Point and blow a hole in Pinkies head >Dash screams at the sight of her dead friend and through sobbing and bawling asks you what you just did>"we're Vikings Dash, now go grab the Twins quickly and let us start our new life together! Or else your next!">she rushed inside just before you and the pink pony start laughing >turns out it was a blank and you and Pinkie planned a reverse prank on Dash (a really mean spirited one but this is a later season so it's okay) >Dash rushes out the door actually holding the now crying Twins, covered in blood that didn't come from Pinkies pretend cake dye blood >"Buck it anon, let's do this for real! I'm so ready, lets kill Fluttershy next!">she spots both of you, staring at her in disbeliefAnd that's how Anon fractured the Elements and doomed Equestria
>>42952111>111>checked>raped
>>42952087Pillage and destroy? I dunno, Dash. Sounds like a lot of work.How about I plap you in that sexy outfit instead?
>>42952233>Hi-pointAnon's probably lucky that plastic piece of shit didn't just blow up in his hand
>>42952087>rape
>>42952087You aren't a viking, Rainbow Dash.
>>42952233good post and digits
