>Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what are we saying of course you don’t.
>>42955667you're both meanies to scootaloo she will get rainbow dash to beat you both up for being such meanies
>>42955667And then they lift you up and threaten to drop you from the stratosphere unless you admit pegasi are the best pony tribe.
>>42955677>I should bash your face in after all you've done.
>>42955667
>>42955923>uses unicorn magic to put her spleen in her left wing You were saying?
>>42955667>>42955677If humans were to enter Equestria this is what it would turn into. It is why humanity does not deserve a world like Equestria: it is no utopia, the only difference between their world and ours is that ponies actively strive towards creating one, whereas humans actively work to make things worse for each other.
>>42956417>humans>plural But anon is the only one going, so there won't be a problem.
>>42956429One human is all it takes, looking at the majority of threads here and how they desire to act in Equestria.
They're total bullies.
>>42956431Well, you always have the option of not going if you think you will ruin it.
>>42955667use my unicorn magic to grab 'em and >rape
>>42956433GIWTWM
>>42956666They're not going to suck your dick after, Nonny.
>>42956671But they might
>>42956671But what if I was Rumble? What now?
>>42956440I will go, just not as a human.>hurrr tranny you'll have a human brainNo, I'm going to be reborn in Equestria as a pony, body and spirit. Male or female, doesn't matter, as long as I shed this disgusting layer that only exists to cause suffering to the host and anything it interacts with.
>>42956716They'll suck your dick during the game (to make you lose).
>>42956756I hope you learn to stop hating yourself someday.
>>42956760I feel like the logistics of sucking a colt's dick while he also plays Jenga are more challenging than you think they are.
>>42956769sir we are on 4chan, to use this website you must hate everything just like AM from I Have no Mouth and I Must Scream otherwise you're a normalfag
>>42956799I used to hate myself, then I stopped and I'm far better off for it.
>>42956756>I'm going to be reborn in EquestriaThat sounds like a cool villain arc desu
>>42956666c00mer digits check’d
I'm sad for the lack of MLP mixed Skyrim quotes here.
>>42957404I'm sad that most of the board began their TES experience with Skyrim. Fucking n'wahs.
>>42956812Based.
>>42956396This isn't actually 4th place. The worst preforming pony in the race is made to wear a badge for the next 10 weeks telling everypony how terrible they are.
>>42955667I never played skyrim before, is there a cloud city you can visit?