>she's looking at you
Hey girl, what's cloaca-lackin'?
Keep absolutely still. A dragon's vision is based on movement.
>Rape
>>42957363She appears to be looking past me, actually.
>>42957363Hey! Mind your own business.
>>42957363Deport that creature already. Equestria is for ponykind.
>>42957363Okay?
>>42957363
>>42957363The unspeakable things I would do to her with her consent
>>42958774Well then they are speakable, otherwise she wouldn't be able to consent to them.
>>42958784Only unspeakable to those who don't know the speakables. You would not know the speakable things, therefore they are unspeakable to you.
>>42958820By that definition all things are unspeakable.
>>42958828From a certain point of view, yes.
>>42957363That´s not a dracony.That´s a kobold
>>42958967Just how I like it
>>42958967THIS is a dracony
>>42958378this is fic worth reading? I've read the first 15 or so chapters, but the protagonist cries like a bitch after pinkie and dash prank him, has impotent revenge fantasies about his high school classmates and wears velcro shoes
>>42957363>she's smiling at you
>>42957363>nohooves
>>42957443So stupid. In reality the T-Rex would sniff you out and eat you while you stand still.
>>42957376Sir, the AJ thread is a couple blocks over.
>>42959736link?
>>42957443>>42960378And a dragon's vision is actually based on value. To hide from them, you would have to appear poor, worthless, and useless. In other words, (You) already have perfect camouflage.
>>42957363Okay. Now show your feet.
>>42957363I don't have any gems... S-stop looking at me.