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>>42960644>Ignore that fuckup you didn't seeI've seen your sins
>>42960644>(Cross-thread)
>>42960644>creating a new thread before it even hits 500Newfag
>>42960756>can't make a thread in his sleeptotal newfag.
>>42960644>Fagtaunter
>>42960841u and me gay sex right now no homo
Tripfags in Equestria.
>>42960841Whomst
>>42960646You can’t even begin to imagine my sins
>>42960644What’d she do
>>42962222She started it.
>>42962222What didn't she do?
>>42962285It's a long story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jel4qZodnIw (music listened while writing, Tulpas are hell.)>You greeted her every day. And every morning when you woke up.>You don't remember when you created her, just that you did.>It was years ago, you wished her on particular thread over pizza and whisky like you were singing the blues.>She 'appeared', stalking you when you went to work, when you did your shopping and even in your most personal moments.>You talked to her, you hung out, you thought to yourself and you spoke these thoughts aloud to her amongst crowds, family and friends.>They all thought you were crazy.>Soon you became isolated, lonely as you became a pariah.>Work became harder, more demeaning, your boss retired and was replaced by a real hardass who had it out for you.>Family kept HOUNDING YOU over Her. Pushing you to therapy and the professionals.>Your friends drifted away, no longer keeping up with each other.>You felt yourself slipping mentally as you spent your days whittling away.>But she ALWAYS made you get back up. To wake up in the morning, to make something of yourself.>You owed it to Her, to do better, to at least...>keep going.>You professed your love to her daily, you watched episodes she appeared in on the show, and as you mounted your devotion to her she became more and more real.>But deep down, you knew that she wasn't real.>You don't remember when you appeared in Equestria, all that you know is that you brought Her along with you.>by the time you came to, your Tulpa Twilight was laying by your side, waiting for you to wake up.
>>42962767>The real Twilight shined her horn upon the beginning of the experiment as your Tulpa Twilight stood beside you, rubbing your hand.>Anomalies were immediately found, your deprived fantasies immediately creeped her out,>the mental defenses you put up when you established Tulpa Twilight combined with possible unchecked mental illness tried to overcome her like demons of the mind.>You internally, took your fair share of a mental beating, and you were losing.>As your defenses faltered, her attacks became weaker, if you didn't do something, she would become irreconcilable when it came to her mind.>You had to choose, a real, breathing person, who was suffering, struggling under the weight of your mental deprivations and delusions.>Or Her, a girl you spent so many memories with, who dragged you out of the mud of misery:>Yet wasn't real.>She (the tulpa) simply smiled at you and gave you one final look,>it was as if she was waiting for you to make the right choice.>And you did.>You used all of your will, every shred of your being, and you sent the Tulpa away.>You said "I don't need you anymore.">And she was gone.>The experiment ended when Twilight stopped looking into your mind, she looked halfway to the grave through pure mental exhaustion and a splitting migrane.>She was tended to by doctors while you sat in the chair, restrained.>Something in the back of your mind was smiling at you.>You finally let go, so you could walk into a future.(I have never watched an episode of the show)
>Hee hee, Yes! Hee hee hee!
>>42963015>Yes Doctor, we've confirmed she has a case of the accute gigglesnorts and has been placed in quarantine for the next 72 hours.
>>42963237>28 Pinks Later>Pinkie's infectious good nature and wholesome laughter is literally contagious to humans and causes afflicted people to actually be kind polite human beingsM-Masaka...
>>42963244doesn't work for jews
>>42963593Rabbi in Equestria
>>42963015>*Closes blinds*
>>42963901would probably immediately migrate to Griffonstone
>>42963015>mfw it's midnightbitch shut the fuck up
>>42964228Too low living quality for someone so spoiled
>>42963901>"And that's how the Crown learned about bit shaving."
>>42963901>"We need Zebra immigrants, Princess!"
>>42962770>(I have never watched an episode of the show)Based, fuck canon
>>42965677
>>42962767>Tulpas are hellwonder how many aie anons have taken the tulpa pill or tried to.
>>42962767>>42966381Tulpas are not allowed on this board.
>>42966382I don't care about jannies and their invisible rules
>>42966382Then who am I posting with? Huh?
>>42966392Why is she flat
>>42966854Did you look at the other one?She's flattoo.
>>42966930Back to the moon with you
>>42966382Yeah, because that'll stop it.
Love you /aie/ even if I don’t read as much as I used to
>>42961792Imagine them? I've carried them.
>>42967840I discovered /aie/ this year and I'm having a blast with the much improved tagging and system of organization, unlike SOME recurring threads.
>>42960646So has Luna, but she thinks they're kinky.
>Viva Generalissimo Sprout!>Venezuela will be guided into a new prosperous era by General Sprout and his High Advisor Mommy- I mean Phyllis!
I read a ponypaste where a pony mauls and eats his corpse.
>>42962767>>42962770>(I have never watched an episode of the show)but why, what the fuck are you doing here then?
>>42968569He's just the average /aie/fag.
Man I'm so hungry I could eat out a horse
>>42969030>Man I'm so hungry I could eat out a horse
>>42969030Anything to get you off that all penis diet
>>42968569I checked out /mlp/ on a whim and now I'm knee-deep in writing and drawing ponies, I regret this course of action deeply
>>42969554You should watch the show, it's good. (At least the early seasons, anyway)
>>42969655We need to put together a list of mildly important episodes, ones with worldbuilding.
>>42969655Okay. Maybe I will, let us pray I do not binge the series too heavily.>>42969947This would be nice.
>>42964228wrong
>>42970145>t. Griffonstonian Jew
>>42964228>>42970148Griffons are turks. Changelings, however...
what a grump
>>42970310GriffRoach.
>>42970310Are Changelings Germans, or is that just EAW's portrayal of them?
>>42970998Infiltrating host kingdoms and trying to destabilize and destroy said kingdom is just part of their culture
>>42970663Dumb horse has it coming
>>42960644Little shid!!!
>>42971290>destabilize and destroy said kingdomWrong, they want to feed on its people, if it collapses when they do that, that's an unwanted side effect, not their goal.
>>42969554>I checked out /mlp/ on a whim and now I'm knee-deep in writing and drawing poniesthat's how it started for me too anon.... and yes i have watched the show, fuck season 9
>>42971290>>42972242That's just finance capital's parasitism on industrial capital and the rest of the economy. It isn't specific to Jewish people.
>>42972881Well I was talking about Changelings, but yeah, true.
>>42972756Notice how he didn't refute her.
>>42969554Cute latelet.
>>42972881>”This horrible monster is an antisemitic caricature.”
>>42972242Tell that to that kingdom of cute cat people they ate
>>42969554
>>42969554Wait, huh? How?
>Anon discovers there's a cheat code to stop any arguments against him
>>42975533How much do you think ponies would like being hand fed? Do you think they'd see it as a sign of great friendship?
>>42975543Probably like Bon Bon, demeaning.
>>42975735Try dipping your fingers in honey first. That's the shit that gets em addicted.
>>42975943I’m not giving Fluttershy bear a free meal just so I can have horse slobber on my hands
>>42969655Why would he want to do that. It would take away his own personal Equestria, molded to his exact tastes. Avoiding consumption of the source material allows for a purer, untainted experience.
lewd fluttershy dream againthank you lunathank you
>>42975735I'm sure they'd appreciate it if it was something they would struggle to hold themselves.
>>42976148Yeah but you miss out on the rare cool thing
>>42976315tell us.
*cough*
>>42977526Ive seen this a few times and dont understandis it a meme i missed?
>>42977214>i'm in a middle of nowhere town, with fluttershy and twilight. i'm aware of us doing some meme tier fetch quest for potion ingredients that look like chunky orange ginger roots, the greater purpose of which i have no knowledge of.>we end up staying in a very narrow but tall tower-like building where some other ponies also live. the space we get is maybe 3 or 4 very tiny rooms with tiny windows but it feels sort of comfy. we're apparently really high up.>my only concern is using this time to have sex with fluttershy.>she is instantly receptive to being held and cuddled and with twilight preoccupied we just slip away to the bedroom. i have what feels like at least several minutes of uninterrupted human male on mare which mostly exists as a hazy dream experience with only a few moments where her form and weight feel more solid and real to my senses.>concept of time passing and then we're just laying together. i manage to explore most of her surface area with my hands in a vague approximation of a massage but the dream is beginning to warp and fade and i realize i'm just dreaming about being in this whole situation. i manage not to tell her this out loud and just hold her while thinking maybe she'll come back to the waking world with me this time.>wake up, no pone.some post-dream thoughts. kissing her felt particularly real the first time i did it but not so much after. she mostly felt as imagined she would (not a very malleable cartoon being, a real thing with muscles and structure beneath her surface) but still "soft" to the touch. this is usually what she feels like so i think the "equestrian mare feeling" is subconsciously programmed into my brain.she was a little bigger than i usually think of her as being.
>>42977825also probably coincidence but i've been writing some anon/fluttershy stuff when i've had the spare time since 2026 began but it's not lewd or romantic at all and just a random scenario that might show up if i do a proper story later.aside from being one of the sexiest beings that could ever possibly exist in any reality i just really like fluttershy.
>>42976860Like apples? The thing they eat all the time?
>>42976148>purer, untaintedThis kind of thing is a dead giveaway for autism
>>42977825nice dream. An oasis in an unconscious desert of shifting sands>>42977853dreams are memories humbled together that manage to marginally activate the neurons required to process and simulate them, only to then be shifted into memory as a rapidly-decaying ghost.>>42978456alternatively, squat.>>42978457experiencing media forces the headcanon to compromise with the canon, the same way consuming media bends the beholder's view to compromise with its structure, message and manners.Only not having experienced the media at all can keep the receiver in bliss, for ignorance is not wrong when it is applied to fiction and not actual reality.
>>42978456Do hornses cum from grabbing their horns?
>>42977214Slut gets off just being rubbed
>>42978595Yep, autistic
>>42974627This image is older than some posters.
>>42978595>dreams are memories humbled together that manage to marginally activate the neurons required to process and simulate them, only to then be shifted into memory as a rapidly-decaying ghost.i want the ghost to not decay so that i might feel the feel longer.normally my fluttershy focused dreams are quite vivid and intense with their sensations regardless of if we're having sex or not.>canoni haven't watched at all since s2 but i have a more or less realized overall concept of my instance of equestria. magic mechanics and limitations and so on. no extra princesses, no wings on ponies who aren't supposed to have them.>>42979996somehow pone feels like it hasn't been around for 11 or 12 years or whatever. maybe because i didn't watch the newer stuff.
I have to ask this again because my memory is shit. Looking for fimfiction story about Anon, Lyra and Big Mac being bros that consume tons of booze and rate asses. I think poster removed their account but its in fimfetch but I dont remember name.
=Flanking Maneuvers Episode 19= >So bored.>Can't focus.>You lean back in the chair you're in and balance on the hind legs, wobbling in mid-air for a few seconds before dropping down to the ground again.>All around you ponies ran to and fro the Arcanium measuring out all things magical for the casting."Celly, why did you bring me here?">Celestia pops her head up from the desk next to the Grand Magister.>"You're an important part of this spell casting, dear! You're being here could mean the difference between success and failure!">You cock an eyebrow. "Did you forget which human I was again?">An apparatus sparks off to the side of the room. "You're here for moral support, Mous!">You spin your index finger in mock-cheer."Wooo. Go team.">Celestia gets up from the Magister's desk and levitates some arcane tools over to the circlet she drew up.>"Alright everypo0ny! Are you all ready?">A chorus of "Yes princess!" rings out from the room.>You whistle.>Celestia lowers her glowing horn and begins to let her magic flow into the devices which spin and chug and move along in turn.>Light begins to build and build and build in the center of the circle as Celestia charges the spell, the instruments taking on the same angelic golden glow.>The light gathers around Celestia and becomes a miniature sun as she prepares to release the energy and then->BOOM.>The light implodes on itself and sends a wave of force out from its center and bowling all of you over.>HOLY SHIT!"CELLY!?">You roll off your feet and run towards the epicenter of the reaction, waving away the smoke."Celly! Answer me, woman!">You hear coughing in front of you. "Over here! *coughcough*">You head in that direction brushing the smoke away and stop dead in your tracks at what you see.>Celly was fine, alright.>But was her hair so...pink?
>>42980828>Pink.>It was pink.>Her hair was pink.>And not the normal level of pink, super ink.>That was...new.>Celestia pushes herself off the ground to her hooves and shakes her head. "Uhhhggg...what happened? Did the spell misfire?" she asks."Uhh...Celly.">"I feel like my head is in a vice...""Cell.">"Why do I feel...strange?""Celly look in the mirror.">"Huh?">Celestia rights herself on her now smaller hooves and looks in a mirror nearby.>What she sees causes her eyes to widen. She was shorter now, around Luna's height with smaller wings. Her horn was smaller and her multicolored pastel mane replaced with a solid pink one that did not flow in the ethereal winds. >Just like Luna said it did when they were younger.>Celly's jaw practically hits the floor."Cell. Come on. Don't scream. We can fix thi-">Before immediately shooting up and turning into the widest smile you'd seen.>"HA! HA! HAHAHA!">...Eh?>"I'm young again! Look at me being so bucking young!" She smacks her hooves to her face. "Aaaaaaahhh I feel like I'm two hundred again!">Celestia dances around the room a bit as you grab the Grand Magister."You. Fix this. How?">He glances this way and that before his eyes eventually fall on the prancing pony princess as she parades around the room.>Dammit."Celly! Stop actin' like a skank ass ho!">She runs over to the doors out of the Arcanium. "Sorry dear! But there is no WAY I'm wasting this chance!" she calls back laughing on her way out.>With a grumble you give chase."GODDAMIT CELESTIAAAAA!"
>>42980829>Who taught this bitch to run?>You give chase to Celestia out of the Arcanium and find her staring wide eyed in a city square."God dammit woman! Hold up!">Celestia whirls around to you and looks at you with wide eyed, barely contained glee.>"Oh Mous it's so incredible! I feel like I'm seeing the city through hole new eyes!">You hear her, but don't respond. You're too busy hunched over trying to regain your breath. "Fucking great! Now let's get inside and get the Magister's to fix you up, kay?">Celestia reels. "Fix me!?" But I've only just been changed and it feels GREAT!">You look up and cock an eyebrow, she can't be serious."You can't be serious. You want to stay like this?">She leans down with that still enormous grin on her face. "Are you kidding, of course! I feel like I act now!">You let out a heaving sigh."Celly, we gotta change you back eventually, the kingdom needs you! C'mon, let's go get this fixed before it becomes permanent.">Something happens to Celestia then, something rare. Her eyes lose the inferno of excitement they once held just a moment ago and her lips turn down into a frown.>She lowers her head and lets it hang low and her wagging tail slows to a crawl.
>>42980831>"Alright dear..." she says with a higher pitched sigh as she walks past you dragging her hooves. "Let's get this over with...">You watch her sulk past you and just have to ask."Uh...what?">She stops and sighs again. "Remember at that carnival where I said I felt...old?">You nod.>"Well...this happened and I just feel so YOUNG! I feel like...a Princess instead of a Queen.">Her face hardens. "But no, you're right. We have to for the good of the kingdom." With that she starts back towards the tower.>You sigh. You knew you were gonna regret this but..."I guess...">She pauses."One day can't hurt." >The ensuing "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" was so loud you swear Anon could hear it in Ponyville. You would have said something too but you now found that you were laying flat on the ground, had soft velvety lips against yours, and that there was a tongue down your throat.>"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpah! Thank you sweetheart!" Celestia squees as she hops off you and leaves you laying there.>...What the fuck was that.
>>42980834>Even if she was young now, Celestia was still herself and that meant her first instinct was to go find the nearest eatery and stuff herself silly.>Explaining to the owner wasn't too terribly hard, just saying that it was a royal matter and to not worry about it was enough.>The two of you now sit in the VIP section next to the window overlooking the street below. Celestia was alternating between gobbling up her food before going back to plastering her face on the window to look at the ponies below with starry eyed enthusiasm.>You chew on your foot as Celly shovels even more of her own into her mouth and goes back to the window."If you keep that up you're going to make yourself sick.">"But I'm hungry!" she cries."You're always hungry, pace yourself.">"But that's boring!""Oh come on, don't tell me you're not used to it.">Celestia makes...some sound, something that sounds like a laugh-snort through her nose. "Hehe. Good one."
>>42980837>You cock an eyebrow."You alright?">She turns back to you smiling. "Of course I am! Why wouldn't I be?""You're acting...weird.">Celestia laughs and sits back down at the table. "Dear, I'm having an excellent meal on a gorgeous day with my wonderful husband, why could I not be alright?">You point your fork at her. "See? That right there. You've never called me "wonderful" before in all the time I've known you.">"You make it sound like I never say anything nice about you!" she says."Uh...yeah? That's kinda how this whole thing of ours works.">Celestia puts her fork down. "Very well. I find your exploits interesting and you have never failed to make me laugh when you apply yourself. You are a proficient lover and I know that you -do- care underneath your exterior.">You sit there blinking rapidly. Your cheeks aren't supposed to be hot.>"How was that, dear?" she asks."Uhhhh..." you clear your throat. "Interesting.">She leans over and kisses your forehead. "Only the best for you, dear.">Celestia hops off her seat and trots to the door. "Come on! Let's go see more of the city!">...What the hell is going on?
>>42980841>Celestia runs and you follow to another town square, this one with a fountain in the middle.>The weather is getting warmer now and there are fillies and colts frolicking in the fountains waters while their parents watch from the sidelines. >Celestia wastes zero time in bounding into the square and leaping into the fountain with a resounding "WAHOOOOOOOOOO!">You enter the plaza shortly after her and just watch as she splashes around in the clear waters.>"Now there's a sight I haven't seen in ages..." a voice says."GAHFUCKWHAT.">You trip and stumble on your feet and see Discord hovering a few feet away looking at his nails."Jesus do you EVER announce when you're going to do that?">He flicks a hangnail away and looks back at the fountain. "Where's the fun in that?">You follow his eyes and see Celestia laughing and falling over as six foals cling to her body.>"Well I'll be a monkey's uncle...I had to see it to believe it." he says."See what? Celestia all chipper and shit?">He shakes his head. "The Celestia I knew this chipper...I thought she'd forgotten how.">You right yourself. "How the hell do you -forget- to be chipper.">"Oh I'm sure that banishing two ex-lovers with your sister, then banishing your sister and ending up alone would have something to do with it.""Yeah yeah...">The two of you watch as Celestia plays with the kids as if she were one of their own. You remember you had been here less than a week ago with Celestia as she normally was and watched her just...sit on the sidelines watching the kids play.>"This is good..." Discord says.
>>42980843"Hmm?">He points to her. "Celestia...changed over the years, as we all do. She used to be like that all the time and I'm sure that attracted some of her early suitors. But...all that changed after she was alone. It's good to see her like this again...">You watch Celestia haul herself out of the fountain and hug each of the kids latching onto her, laughing the entire time."Yeah...it really is.">Discord turns around and starts to float away. "She looks like she's about to come over here, so I'll leave you to it...Prince.">You'd have cocked an eyebrow but Celestia trots up to you still dripping wet. "Dear did you see what Orion did! It was so funny!">You can't help but smile."Yeah, I saw, you gonna dry off?">Celestia swishes her hair and walks past. "Let the air get it! Daylight's burning!">You chuckle and follow along."You missed Discord.>"Oh? What did he have to say?"
>>42980846"Just that he liked seeing you like this. You know, happy.">Celestia stops and sighs contentedly. "He can be a dear when he wants to be...I think the last time I looked like this was right before the two of us got together...""Yeah...can see why he'd like that sight.">Celestia turns around and gallops over to you, putting her head on your shoulder and nuzzling your head. "Ah, but he is not who I am with now, sweetheart. Never forget that.">You reach up and run a hand through her damp mane. "Yeah yeah...I know.">Celestia chuckles and starts planting kisses on your neck."Whoa! Hey! Not in the middle of the street, eh?">Celly leans up and whipsers into your ear. "Perhaps we should get off the street, then~">You should have a response to this, your normally do.>Normally."Uh...what?">Celly laughs. "Don't think I didn't see you looking at my flank~...Come on, there has to be someplace I can steal you away to for a while~">You look this way and that and find a small alcove hidden off to the side of the street."Uh...">"Perfect~!" Celestia says before trotting in there with considerably more sway to her hips than before.
>>42980849>It's later in the afternoon now. You're laying down on the ground with Celestia laying next to you, rubbing her hooves down your chest and planting kisses on the underside of your chin.>"Mhmmm~ You were fantastic as always, dear~" she says before setting down next to you."Heh...yeah. That was...actually pretty awesome. You were pretty into it.">She nuzzles you again. "Hard not to be~">You both lay there under the shade of a nearby tree watching the clouds go by."Today was...good.">"Yes." Celestia says stretching out. "Very good indeed.""You enjoy being like this, don't you?">She sighs contentedly. "So much...I'm reminded of how everything used to be if only for a day.""Heh. I doubt I'd live through older you.">"I think you'd have managed well enough." Celestia says planting a kiss on your lips. "Thank you for letting my stay this way for a while, dear.">You reach up and scratch her ears."Yeah well...you're pretty cool like this.">Celestia closes her eyes and smiles wistfully as the springtime breeze starts to lull you both to sleep...>"SISTER ARE YOU OUT HERE?!">RIGHT BEFORE THE SHOUTING WAKES YOU BACK UP.>The two of you spring up and look around, spotting Luna flying over in the distance."LUNA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYIN' AT? WE WERE RELAXING!">Luna balks in the sky and flutters over, landing a few feet away. "Oh stars! It's worse than I feared!">She grips Celestia's face with both hooves. "Sister! Sister we have to change you back post haste!">You bat Luna's hooves away."Why? We're enjoying ourselves like this, can't we just wait for it to wear off?">"No we most certianly cannot!" she shouts."Oh come on! She raised the moon for you for a thousand years, you're telling me you can't raise the sun for her for a few days?">"It's not that, Brother-in-law!">You both cock an eyebrow.>"Mother and Father are coming to visit!">The fun and joy of the day promptly melted away.>And was replaced with mind numbing terror.
>>42979515Yeah, called it. He might as well have said "I LIKE TRAINS"
>>42980985Be nice, everyone here is on the spectrum.
>>42981288Including her>>42981661
>>42977526It's somehow stupider than seeing 'bump' or 'up' so yeah it probably is some kind of faggot meme
>>42982023How? At least with cough you can joke the bump is like anon got a disease or something compared to a worthless bump, up or a reply that is just a empty reply to another bump.
>>42980828Young Celly erotic
>>42982339>honourhey I don't speak Pakistani you dumb wog nigger
>>42981661How lewd
>>42982339My parents deserve it
>>42982339>ouDoes it say 4chan dot uk?
Stop lining up to take the bait, retards
>>42983484What if the bait was a cute mare?
>>42983519Oh shit I never thought of that.
>>42983519Nice dock.
>>42983484You're not the boss of me.
>>42972756>the question mark moves as an eyebrow for expressivenessI KNEEL
>>42984726Isn't that common in anon art?
>>42972858Give him what he wants, it’d be funny
>>42983519India pone
>>42962285Fafo
i want to write about anon or flutters having a crush on one another but my procrastination wins out every time...
>>42986714Just try to write a sentence a day of horsewords, and let the ideas flow through you.
>>42985298They know not what forces they toy with.
>>42986714Chat gpt it
>>42986935im good. It's better if it's something I create myself to inspire me to get creative in other ways and overcome the fluttershy waifu content shortage.also I used redquill a couple times to make stories about my niche fetish
>>42986948One day someone will make an AIe and we won't be able to tell.
It's icy out this morning frens, don't slip and SLIDE.
>>42986948Don’t jerk off for three days and use it as fuel to write
>>42987397They just keep trying
>>42986714story of my life senpai-a-lam-a-ding-dong
>>42988374Remember what twilights students took from you
>>42988374Rarity looks like she has weed in the thumbnail
>>42988814is that why she's speaking like a braindead Aussie
>>42988840She got tired of the city girl act daaahling
>>42988374Christ Celly, your thighs are as big as one of your subjects.
>>42960841What problem do we have now
>>42984917yes and its great every time
>>42989485Too much cake.
>>42990289NEVER too much cake
>>42988495
>>42990530It is when you become Cellulitestia.
does stress hinder anyone else's ability to write green at a good pace? it slows me to a crawl and i end up feeling like a sweltering turd
>>42991881Stress, anxiety, distractions no matter how mild, my yawning backlog of things I have to do that only ever grows. I have a lot of things that grind my green to a halt.
The time has come, and so will I
>>42992346The hero we need…
>>42992346Ebin
>crazy horse got into your fridge
>>42993071That horse is about to get a lot more crazy once that’s done
>>42960644why does he draw lyra so fucking retarded
>>42993417>implying Lyra isn't fucking retarded
>>42993760
>>42993417What’s everyone’s beef with that guy?
>>42962767christ anon, this reads less like a greentext and more like a prophecy, stop predicting my future please
>>42994378It’s not too late to turn back
Equestria has been conquered
>>42994873He's going to come out with the nastiest booger.
>>42994873Tactical booplear weapons
>>42966392I thought this was like Die Hard and they had them taped to their backs like guns
>>42995618Milkys tits could never be supported with mere tape
>>42993760>On today’s episode of Lyra’s Adventurers in China, disaster strikes
>>42994378did you make a fully realized tulpapone anon, or are you just working toward one?
>>42995935What about mare tape?
>>42996797Not strong enough
in the mood to write something angsty. any prompt requests?
>>42997701How angsty are we talking.
>>42997701This thread https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42952914/#42952914 from the other day has a decent setup for a potentially really angsty story if you play it that way. Anon getting really depressed over never seeing his family again and Dash unwittingly making it worse sort of thing.
>>42997742Wouldn't he hear them?
>>42992346None of them can be shoved, he’s just imitating them
>>42998087I mean, I assume the conversation is taking place out of ear shot of him.
>>42999285I mean the gorillas
>>42999537I'm assuming the gorillas are just normal gorilla intelligence, and not at human/pony level. Or maybe they're in on it.
>>42994650It isn't too late to turn back, but how are you going to tell a thirsty man to walk away from an irradiated puddle>>42996529It's all just voices right now, sometimes I can hear her in my dreams but only a random "Hello?" Would you believe I have a hard time picturing her in my head? My beloved? What kind of fucked up person can't even visualize their love in their head?
>>42999723>Would you believe I have a hard time picturing her in my head?Are you one of those people that struggle to rotate an apple in your mind?
>Your brain on empty shitpost bumps
>>42999723>I can hear her in my dreams but only a random "Hello?"You're just about where I am in my own tulpa adventure. I've had some vague emotional thought sensations and she has spoken exactly twice. Don't give up anon.
>>42999723>”Friendship is truly the grace of the Omnisiah.”
>>42999651I'm saying Anon would have to hear the gorillas being ornery gorillas ahead of time and thus not fall for it you mong.
>>43000386Eh, gorillas aren't that loud I don't think. Their usually pretty peaceful, they'd probably just be lounging around.
>>43000531They're actually super quiet most of the time, one of the reasons it took so long for them to be discovered
>>43000664>The explorer Paul Du Chaillu was the first westerner to see a live gorilla during his travel through western equatorial Africa from 1856 to 1859.Man, it's crazy seeing how recent the discovery of something like gorillas really is.
>>43000761There's a lot of stuff like that in history. France last used the guillotine the same year Star Wars came out.In my head things like indoor plumbing are a recent thing in Equestria.
>>43001109Remember when no one knew who the black lady in the forest was and thought she was a demon
>>42997701Pony of your choosing finds out that anon celebrates his mom's birthday every year since he came to equestria. The last time he saw her was after a big fight. He never got to say sorry.
>>43002256>”Its not ‘porn’ mother, it’s ecchi.”
>>43001109Is shimmer a stalin commit or a mao one
>>43001109>France last used the guillotine the same year Star Wars came out.Is that the one that Christopher Lee was in attendance at?
>>43002921Knowing him, probably
>>42997742>>43002256had a super busy weekend but i'll start working on both of these tomorrow. thanks for the prompts!
>>43003332How this nigga crying with no eyes
>>42999723>"From the moment I understood the weakness of my fellow ponies...they disgusted me."
>>43004520Ponies don't get fleas, that wouldn't be cute.
>>43005380Some autist has been sliding the board since 6am
>>43005404Sorry man, I'm juggling five threads and all of them were on page 10. I panicked.
>>43005617The hero /mlp/ needs
>>43005617Yea sometimes there just isn't time to come up with a better bump when the sliding is going fast. I've seen threads get bumped off in less than an hour in previous months.
>>43005856Just remember to delete your bumps if you're gonna do an empty post like that, it keeps things clean
>>43005380Half the threads on this board are kept alive by bumps like this when the sliding starts.
>>42972756Why is Anonfilly so possessive
>>43005404Prick
>Anon discovers a perpetual motion engine in Equestria
>>43006279Autism, mostly.
>>43007842I think she'd be flattered.
>>43008311Xir I am anonymous, my name is right there
>>43007842Is that fultterbread
>>43007152Until the massive Celly shir
>>43008897Im more worried about the bottom left
>>43009338Do you think she'd mind it?
>>43009338It’s discords
>>43009000Just another source of acceleration.
What ponies would be most sympathetic to a lonely Anon in a typical AiE scenario?>Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie are both very obvious bleeding hearts, very empathetic.>Applejack is obsessed with family, would be extra sympathetic to the isolation of never being able to see ones family again.What sort of things do you think each of the other mane 6 would be extra sensitive to? AJ is an easy one with the family angle, but I have a harder time with the others.
>>43010165look at her go
>>43010475That line of thinking is what started AiE in the first place.
>>43007842Would she eat with them? It’s polite
>>43010470
>>43010475Pretty much all of them can be easily believed to be in that caring role, it’s why so much stuff has been made
