Why are the two god-rulers of an entire planet at the wedding of two ugly, nobody bumpkins who also happen to be donkeys. That would be like Jesus and Zeus at the wedding of some random diseased villager in a third-world shithole.
They're chill like that
>>42961056do they look happy to you?
>>42961056Twilight blackmailed them.
>>42961056>"Why were we invited here again?">"Twilight's new policy. To show respect to creatures that are 'in a disadvantaged position due to systemic bias present in our society'.">"Stars, what fucking horseshit..."
>>42961056>at the wedding of two ugly, nobody bumpkins who also happen to be donkeysGeez OP, no need to be extremely rude about your mom and dad.
>>42961056>Jesus and Zeusone excludes the existence of the other
>>42961056Celestia is Cranky's friend
>>42961056Slice of Life is objectively speaking, the worst MLP episode ever, yes I’m even including babycrap from G1 or G3 or creature focused, EQG and Glimmer shenanigans as well. It is literally all memes started by the mongoloids of this fandom which either aren’t funny or cease to be funny when made mainstream. It is the Principal and the Pauper of the show, a turning point it could never recover from.
>>42961056they were offered free food
>>42961056So you're a cranky doodle god mare?You're a cranky doodle god-mare pone.You're a cranky god-mare donkey!I've never met you but you're my new friend..& I'm your best friend pin-key-pieC'mon looloo, give a smile!
>>42961110You hated that episode? I thought it was fun
>>42961124Fun is overrated.
>>42961100That grumpy shit seems to know more than he lets on, he is apparently friends with all kinds of fantasy creatures like Steven Magnet; Kevin, I guess, he also met on his adventures to find Mathilda. So by happenstance, he also befriended Celestia and Luna. Do they know he is wanted in 12 different states?
>>42961066They’re unhappy because you refuse to lick their divine genitals.
>>42961056Jesus and Zues have ate with and visited village bumpkins multiple times each
>>42961056Jesus rather famously spent most of his time around nobody peasant bumpkins in the Judean countryside, including at least one of their weddings.
>>42962557>>42962680OP didn't think this one through.
>>42962772No one actually reads the Bible tbf, especially not Christians.
>>42962557Zeus would have fucked the bride tho
