Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: A 2008 Honda Civic!ITT: The human's pronouns are he/it, all the stallions just running around in a big circle somewhere, Terry Pratchett on cocaine, even your most childish scribbles look like jaw-dropping genius, multiple chapters of pure uninterrupted dialogue, Flurry is Equestria's Kwisatz Haderach, Asimov didn't create a transgender sith death cult, forgetting to put in one more pretentious obscure reference, rhymes with shit for a reason, no brakes on the power leveling train, wanting night mode fags to suffer, and being gayer than the guy requesting a stallionfic!>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe one hundred and fifty-fifth through one hundred and sixtieth books are Louder Than Words, Herstory, Effective Vigilance, Stand-Up Comedy Can't Be That Hard...Right?, A Pink Scarf, and Sleep In Heavenly Peace:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/586244/louder-than-wordshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/585311/herstoryhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/586104/effective-vigilancehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/586024/stand-up-comedy-cant-be-that-hardrighthttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/585967/a-pink-scarfhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/586094/sleep-in-heavenly-peaceIf (You) want to participate, read them by Sunday, January 25th.Past bookclubs: https://ponepaste.org/11255>Recommended stories:Tired of adventures that meander for a million words? Fed up with super special OCs? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png>Common fic abbreviations used by the thread:https://ponepaste.org/7317>A list of reviews made by the Anons in this thread:http://www.mlpficreviews.org.ukUserscript for extra features: https://ponepaste.org/8619>An in-depth writing guide for beginners:https://eznguide.neocities.org/>Additional material for authors:Rhorse's Horse Behavioral Notes - https://ponepaste.org/932Politics and the English Language - https://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop - https://poneb.in/g4VpEg4fPurdue Online Writing resources: https://owl.purdue.edu/owl/index.html and https://owl.purdue.edu/owl/subject_specific_writing/creative_writing/writers/index.html>Can you pre-read my story?Post it on Google Docs or HackMD with comments enabled and give us a link.>Various reviews and riffs:Fillyanon's Bookshelf - https://ponepaste.org/5555Notkickass222urmom's Reviews - https://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmomIHeartShinzakura's Reviews - https://ponepaste.org/user/IHeartShinzakuraAppleanon reads fics - https://poneb.in/wmGX7FPmDeluxe Big Master Review List - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1z9Bz7UnEbxo-svlXa2tV49PJkP-yFuR7pRXiBUn-IeUA Guide to Rational Fics - https://files.catbox.moe/3jzrfm.pngPrevious Thread: >>42927705
I took out the instructions for using >review from the OP like >>42963667 suggested. Apologies for the short ITT, but the list of club fics took a lot of characters.
>>42964054>>42962336>>42964245>>42964256>>42964276
>>42964291I bet you think comment section emoji minifics are the apex of literature.
>>42964286That was short-sighted of you. The website might not be getting updates any longer, but that just means ">review" is the only way people can find dedicated reviews in the archive now. I think this should be restored for the next one.
>>42964332I didn't think of that. I'm usually reluctant to change the OP, but I was short on characters and it seemed harmless. I'll put it back next time, or someone else can if they bake.
>>42964332More precisely, you have to search for "review https" (quotes included), because *fuuka archives don't support searching for any non-alphanumeric characters.
*witty and insightful early post to bookmark the thread with*
>>42964291Gonna be honest, anyone who was retarded enough to listen to the second poster there is easily lead enough you could've told them anything and they'd believe it. Shit I barely even glanced in there but even I could've told you the whole "Pointing out plotholes" thing barely even existed after the first couple threads, it was about that cracked out AU they built and being desperate to escape the Anon plague that got real bad back in 2014-15
>>42964283>https://www.fimfiction.net/story/586244/louder-than-words>Tags: Sandbar, Yona
>>42964456I'm going to admit to being easily lead, then. I only ever looked in /pa/ once, for like five minutes. I could tell I was jumping into the middle of something, and I had no idea what was going on, so I left and never looked at it again. You could have told me that it was stealth foalcon vore and I would have no way to prove you wrong.
>>42964552>I could tell I was jumping into the middle of something,It's crazy but depending on which thread, arc, year or freaking holiday you meant this could mean literally anything. Jumping into the middle of the unkillable zombie invasion or jumping into the middle of the time they're all playing OnO with magic holograms? Who knows! They didn't keep going for 10 years by repeating the same stuff over and over again, they went to crazy places.
>>42964547For what it's worth, I was against us reading it. >>42929555
>>42964547He's a sixteen year old boy who wants a big girl to crush him to death and I can respect that he's that in touch with himself at such a young age.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/567441/chaotic-conceptionNew fucked up cover art let's go!
>>42964646I don't approve.
>>42964646I wish you took Jinxed up on his offer and died from AIDS already.
>>42964628why do you think about sixteen year old boys touching themselves
20th-2 for best duo!Enjoy this conveniently packaged Tuna: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/175385/the-luna-cypher
>>42964914>Enjoy thisI do not enjoy this story at all
>>42964917Aren't you the >reviewer that hated the series, though?
>>42964932No, I liked the first one
Let's be optimistic for a change.What are your writing goals for this year?
>>42965013Finish at least one of my space longfics and the cyberpunk scootadopt one.And also don't die.
>>42965013Quitting cold turkey, making it through rehab, and joining an anonymous support group.
>>42965071I'm happy for you, Anon. I'm sure one day you'll understand piping hot turkey is the best.
>>42965013>finish my horror romance.>get another chapter of my longfic.>start writing that baking thriller I outlined years ago.>Jinglemas, most likely>maybe a random one-shotSay, we're less than a month away from Valentine's.Does anyone still want to give that romance anthology another shot? I think a random love one-shot is more manageable than a conspiracy theory one.
>>42965013Start and finish a multi-chapter story.
>>42965013I'd like to start a few more stories, finish another one or two, but mostly I'm wanting to write 100,000 words in one year for the first time ever.
>>42964646For a blessed moment I thought it's meant to reference Diogenes sitting in his huge ass pot...
>sweetie belle was meant to be a singer >scootaloo was meant to be talented at her skateboarding >apple bloom was supposed to find her own talent that wasn't apples Dude they fucked up the CMC by making the Cutie Mark Crusader thing their special talent. And they gave them the same cutie marks which is unprecedented. They should have become roommates pursuing their different talents. Also no graduation scene wtf. That would've been awesomeRec your best CMC fics?
>new ramblingwriter kino from last october>I somehow missed itMan, is there any single adventure/thriller fic writer that puts out bangers any more consistently? Every single one of his fics that I've read, while I won't claim that they were perfect in all respects (nobody is and I'm not a literary critic), have almost without fail all been page-turners that I get sucked into every single time.I don't even normally like daring do, and him setting his fics post-S9 would normally be an instant drop for most other writers, and yet even that hasn't managed to mar my enjoyment of anything he's written.
>>42965486I've only read a few of his stories, but I've walked away from them satisfied at the very least.I really liked them, and I hope to work through the rest of his works sooner than later.
>>42965386NiggerThis happened over 10 years ago move on
>>42966078>t. still on the ride
>>42966078>the CMC have been legal for a decade
>>42966107>implying equestria has an age of consent>implying horse feminism
>>42966111If it didn't have an age of consent Celestia wouldn't personally execute pedophiles.
>>42966111I was just saying they can get drunk now.
>>42966114Discord is still alive and well thoughbeit
>>42966114She only executes them personally because she doesn't want to risk them publicly revealing her private island
>>42966127Fluttershy is like 30
>>42966130Realistically, how many of the Mane Six are in on it?
>>42966130*private realm
>>42966142They were all made the offer when they became elements.Twilight had been there since she was a foal.Rarity agreed immediately to make connections.Dash didn't understand what they meant and said no because it sounded stuffy and boring, but once she got in the Wonderbolts, she was taken anyway.Applejack was appalled, but Celestia said they'd target Bloom if she didn't keep quiet.Fluttershy seemed like a hassle, so she wasn't invited. Celestia just asked her to provide animals for certain guests.Pinkie Pie had already been doing the catering for several years.
>measure my reading speed every day for several days>consistently 240-250 wpmIs it over for me?
>>42966598Yes, only midwits obsess over their reading speed.
>>42962336Dumbass with shit taste
>>42966598You're skimming and not paying enough attention to the individual words. Slow down.
