>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery. Welcome, anonymous.////Masterlist: https://ponepaste.org/user/FlutterrapeGeneralAuthor List: https://ponepaste.org/1270FIMfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrapeRequest Bin: https://ponepaste.org/1268Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Flutterrape/previous thread: >>42908344
>>42969354First.
Yeeeah, work that grill baby.
You better not talk about those neets in this thread.
>>42969363Very well, we won't talk about you either.
>>42969363Okay but like why not, just jealous Dot has teats you can’t compete with?
>>42969383>implying
>>42969473I’ve been presented with 0 evidence contrary.
>>42969363You are a neet.
Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and another installment of How to be Dense has been posted!This week features harem housing and the first few lap dances!And what is up with the rules for those lap dances anyway?Next week we'll finish off the lap dances!https://ponepaste.org/11423
>>42969640Oh sounds great
>>42969614Doesn't she have a job running some kind of animal shelter/veterinary thing?
>>42969665No. That was a later season thing, and a real vet runs it anyway.
>>42969354What happens if a mare is really into being raped, but not into raping others at all?>Oh, woe is me, I seem to have had far too much to drink! I hope that a human male doesn't take advantage of my vulnerability! I would be powerless to resist!
>>42969976The mating call of the American blonde:>”God, I am so drunk right now…”The mating call of the American brunette:>”Is that damn blonde gone yet?”
>>42969976Different thread, and not nearly as funny
>>42970249Fluttershy is the Equestrian pink?
>>42970731And Marble is a brunette.It's always the shy ones.
why is she looking at me like that?
>>42970956It’s that vacant stare.
>>42970944She’s more of a slate.
>Anon is spending time with that fat neet again because she respects his boundaries and takes interest in his hobbies
>>42971473Yeah, she probably wouldn’t take that well, she was a model after all.
My dick woke up this morning and chose chaos.I wonder if Eris snuck into my bed last night...
>>42971504i can't blame you, she's hot
Get the fuck off 10
>>42971703She is hot on a grill.
>>42972084>"You want to kebab me, baby?"
>>42972340Not like that. Go away.
>>42972366Theres no escape...
>>42972340How about a game of hide the sausage?
>>42972340My favorite part about killing you. You keep coming back and expecting me to not do it again. Eat harmony idiot.
Board’s fast today
Theres nothing better then being balls deep inside Queen Chrysalis's sweet tight bug-pussy. Shes so tight, her voice is so sexy, and I love looking in her eyes when we climax together.
>>42972743A changeling drone typed this
Fluttershy whatever you do don’t open this.
>>42972743I'd pump hundreds of drones into this weird bug horse>>42972340I'd pump thousands of weird draconehumans into this crazy noodle>>42970174And I'd pump millions of foals satyrs into this rapist mare
>>42972771Get off the internet, Angel, you're a drunk, horny rabbit
>>42972755Delete this
I think its time you settled down and found a lover, Anon. I think the best candidate would be Queen Chrysalis.
>>42972794Your will was weak and you shan’t be rewarded
Good Lord, these mares (and roach) are horny posting everywhere. Take a cold shower. The town can smell your stench.
>>42972903>these mares (and roach)Geralt's horse would totally shitpost on 4chan
>>42972903Did Chrysalis and the mares start to rally their forces on this thread? Do they exlipse the amount of humans? Are we outnumbered?!
>>42969357>>42972743>>42972816Some guy from the last thread wanted me to headshot Queen Chrysalis too. I've been looking for a good image to use but apparently Chrysalis has greater reflexes and agility than a pony because she keeps dodging them(can't find a good image to use). If anybody finds an image of her lying on the ground with her eyes closed be sure to post it in the thread so we can finally do a BOOM! HEADSHOT!
>>42973053>Rainbow Dash is going to kick the door down and abduct you from the neet nest
>>42973123Nice try but she’ll never be able to breach the Neet musk barrier.
>>42973313She's an athlete with subpar grooming habits, not Rarity.
>>42973053Most stories have a grand total of one human.
>>42973123I don't want to leave the neet nest. It's comfy and Fluttershy isn't there.
>the girls come up with their most daring plan yet to get with you>you wake up the next morning to find this>see pic
>>42973701You know Fluttershy isn’t scared of going into caves.
>>42973821>Fluttershy is disappointed she isn’t the dick.
>>42973701It's called, "Hide the Sausage".
>>42974151Nerds and Neets get flustered by being the same room. Nothing else will happen.
>>42973821Organ failure soon follows as none of them can do their damn job without drama.
>>42974381Yeah but that doesn’t mean she won’t try
>>42972771I would 100% mating press her in this outfit
>>42974857There’s no saving this one
Off 8
>>42974962im not kidding, I wanna give that mare several orgasms in the bunny costume. it's so cute it overflows into being sexy.
>>42975219Sir, here in the we-don't-fuck-them-willingly thread we dont do that specific thing you said
>>42973836I am not 100% sold on that
>>42975233I think it wondered over here from /nmp/. Poor thing is delusional.
>>42973123BOOM! Headshot!
>>42975701Get the hairy noodle next.
>>42975701what a bitch
>>42975966I’m not an object!
>>42975444If Anon is there, so she will go.
I hope Fluttershy doesn't ruin my Friday.
>Oh please.>As if such a thing can stop me~.>Put down that silly thing and come here...>We can have so much fun.>Many, many times~.
>>42976878Stick a metal pole in her leg holes. See if she get out of that.
I love Cadance. Shes so hot. Shes so funny. I'd dump every last ounce of love and cum inside her as many times as possible. I'd cuddle with her and even hold her hoof.
>>42976969Shut up bug.
>>42975748>shoot at Eris>she catches the bullet with her mouth>swallows>burps>"Excuse me!">"Now, where we... tall, green, and sexy?"
I want twilight, or fluttershy, to squeeze my dick dry with her horse pussy
>>42977246Thats great, Anon! I want the same with Rarity. To plow her plump marshmallow rump over and over and over until I bust inside her, and her squash soup is all over my thighs.
>>42977070I wish there were more vectors of this bitch that could be put in /chag/'s VN so I could bang her
>>42977070Well that works too. In case of such shenanigans I put a sample of tatzlworm flu in the hollow point of the bullet. Get wrecked bitch.
I bet Rainbow Dash would be crazy in bed. Shes so fast and to hear her raspy voice crack and squeak when you're balls deep inside her? Unf.
We are being attacked by all fronts, anons are falling left and right by the rapist pones, last option: nuke the thread, we are all doomed here, godspeed compadres...
>>42977538Bugs survive nukes, Anon...
>>42977385Somebody could probably do it
Seriously guys be cautious out there. These mares are losing their minds. Now, if you'll excuse me, spoiler]I'm going to fuck the shit out of Princess Luna's hot, dark, blue horse pussy and make her eyes roll back into her head with several rounds of passionate sex.[/spoiler]
>>42977583The failure to use a spoiler, I see hooves are failing to type on a keyboard again.
>>42976969>>42977246>>42977377>>42977385>>42977456Holy mother of psyop they are absolutely working overtime this thread. Time to stockpile more ammo
>>42977385What a lewd outfit
>"OHIIIIYOOOO, ANOOOOOON-CHAN! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝ OH-HIIIIIYOOOOOOO!!!!">Oh, god.>You keep walking, hoping the walking/flying nuclear bomb site finally learns what "not interested" means.>But their kami or whatever the fuck has other plans for you.>The yellow ball of deredere catches up to you, hovering in front of you with a beaming smile.>"Ohiyoo Anon-chan! ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) How arrre you today? It's a beautiful day desu! ( ˶ˆ⩊ˆ˵ ) What are you doing today Anon-chan?""Don't you already know?">Her smile becomes this tight lipped thing.>"Ooooh~~! E-chay-cha suu-ru! (⸝⸝⸝>﹏<⸝⸝⸝) Tee-hee! Nooooo~~~~ I don't~~~~ (¬ᴗ ´¬ )">You stop."You do. Every. Single. Time.">She feigns ignorance, holding a hoof to her mouth.>"I dooooo? (°ロ°) ! Ee-eh~! I don't! I-I have no idea what you're talking about Anon-chan! (´∇｀'')">Hand, meet face."Ok, let's get this over with, please. Ask the question.">"Eeeh~? ( ˶°ㅁ°) What question?""The-">Rule #1: You can't say the F word."-question you ask me every day.">"Nani? I- I don't know what you mean, Anon-chan! ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)""Ask it.">She only shakes her head.>"Watashi don't know, Anon-chan! ( •̯́ 3 •̯̀)">Goddamn fucking Floots, you don't have all day.>You don't want it coming up when you're busy, especially when she brings along an """example.""">But it looks like she doesn't want to give it up yet.>You let out a big sigh.>Fuck.>You begin to start for the market.>Maybe you can try to ignore her for the umpteenth time and pray that this time it'll work.>And then she falls in front of you.>"O-oops! (｡>﹏<) I- I've farrren, Anon-chan! Help me, Anoooon-chyyyaaaaan! ((ᗣ)))">Flooters bursts into tears as she wails about on the ground.>Rule #2: Do not touch Flutterbutter. EVER.>She stops for a moment to look at you, and seeing that you haven't moved an inch, she continues.>"Y-you should pick me up with y-your mukiMUKI (,,>﹏<,,) b-body! I- I'm sure you can carry me r-rearry easily! W-with those d-deekeeee muscrules desu! (˶˃⤙˂˶)"
>>42978292>You start to go around her, but her flailing gets her in front of you again.>You try again, and once again she moves to block you while feigning helplessness.>"Anoooon-chyaaaaaaaan~! (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞՞՞ Heeeeeeeelp!!!""Really? I'm busy today.">"P-pweeeeeeaaaaase Anon-chyaaaaaaan!!! .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.""No, stop faking that.">"Anyoooooooooooooon- (((>ᗣ<))) -chaaaaaaaan!!!11!111!">You have to plug your ears to stop her shrill screeching from making them bleed.>You roll your eyes at the pathetic sight and then quickly bolt past her, running at full speed towards the market.>Come on, come on, come on!>You can get there->"Anoooooon-chyaaan!">You look back and see a yellow rocket heading right towards you.>Her forelegs are spread out, ready to grab you.>Rule #3: Never let her touch you. NEVER.>FUCKFCUKFUCKFUCKFUCK>You quickly drop down, sliding on the ground as she hurls past you at an unreasonable speed.>And she continues into the market and...>She's gone, just like that.>Probably flew past the market at the speed.>Just in case, though, you scramble to take the long route around to the market instead of the short and straight route.
>>42978301>Fuck, and now your jacket and pants are dirtied from your survival slide.>All because of that retarded yellow mop.>You do your best to brush off the dirt, but you're still soiled.>Whatever, you have other things to deal with today, some dirt won't be the end of the world.>Walking up to the market, you pull out your shopping list.>Gotta get everything as quickly as possible; you don't know when she'll come back.>According to your list, the old stallion should be closest.>You past some stalls before he spots your obvious form and greets you.>"Oh-haiyo, Anon-kun! (¬_¬)""Hey, old man.">He has a long beard and seemingly permanently closed eyes, though he's always able to see everything perfectly.>"Ha! I'm not that /old/ desu. Are you here for the usual desu ka?""Yessir.">You pull out the 30 bits, placing it on the table as he shuffles to the back of his stall for your stuff.>As he's going through his inventory *slowly* you nervously look around for any sign of yellow.>A yellow unicorn (you think her name is Reemon or something) almost gives you a heart attack.>Thomp>You turn back and are about to snatch the package when he pulls it back suddenly.>FUCKER.>"So, is Fluttershy still pestering you desu ka?">You nod up-and-down-and-up-and-down."Yeah, she is. Can you give me my stuff now? I don't want to be here any longer, please.">He strokes his beard wisely.>"Mmm. Poor filly, she's been after you for months now desu. You should give her a chance desu.">You slam the stall's table."NO!">He doesn't react at all.>You quickly pull back."Uhm, I mean no. I don't want her. She's freaky. Like super freaky. Isn't the stuff she does weird!?">"Anon-kun. You've told me many, many times about her activities desu. (-_-) I believe she's doing what is best in her heart to do what's right, and you rejecting her is making her go to these extremes desu. There's a story that I think you should know, Anon-kun. There was once a village that was built-""PLEASEGIVEMEMYSTUFF!">He stops and looks at you."Pleeease. She's going to get here any second, and I don't want to see what she's going to do today.">The old stallion shakes his head.>"Tsk tsk tsk. Ignoring wisdom will lead to your downfall, Anon-kun. (ᴗ_ ᴗ ) Since you already paid you may go desu. But come back any time if you wish to-">You leave the stall and head for the next one on your list.>That's one down, three more to go.>Then you can get home and hunker down.>As you jog by the other ponies, they greet you.>"Oh-hi-yo, Anon-san! (˶• ᴗ •˶)">"Ohsue! (˶ᵔᗜᵔ˶)ﾉﾞ">"Oooohaaaayooooooo! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)">"Sexo! (ᗜ⩊ᗜ)">"Ohayo! (^ ^)">Wait, what?>You spin around, but see nothing.>You can feel a bead of sweat starting its way down your face.>This is not good.>You hasten your pace, spotting the your next stall.>"Itai!! (> <)">"A! Ita! (~o~)"
>>42978302>You begin to start trampling the ponies who are in the way of you and salvation.>Just as you're about to reach the mare, she's shoved aside by none other than the hellish piss pegasus.>NO!>"Herrrroooooo Anyon-chyan!">Every pony stops and looks at her.>Now that you notice, there seems to be more ponies than usual.>You don't like this.>Not one bit.>"Annnyooon-chyyyan... are... areee musicarrs your fetishuu? ( - ᴗ •́ )">And like that, she bursts into song, backed by the other ponies around you.>"Anyoon-chan's dwong has got it goorrriiin' on!>"Anooyn-chan's dongu hass goot it gorrrin on!>"Anoon-chan's dong has got it goring on!>"Anyooon-chan's dwooong has goot it gorin' on!>"Anon-chan, can I come overrr after twoo?">The other ponies shout at the top of their lungs while doing>"AFTERRRR TWOO!">"We cann hang arrround anywherrreeee!">"HANG ANYWHERE!">"Did yourrr dongr get errect to myyy body?">"HERR BODY!">"Is it therre, or is it trying to give me the srrip?">"GIVE HER THE SRRIP!">"You know, I'm not the rrittle mar-e that I used to be>"I'm arrr grown up now, babyyyy, can't you seeeee~~? (｡- .•)">"Anon-chan's dong has got it going on>"It's arrr I want and I've waited for /so/ long~
>>42978313>"Anon-chan, can't you see? You're just the perfect stud for me>"I know it's totally right, I'm totarrry in love with Anon-chan's doooooong! ( ˶˘ 3˘)">"Anyoooon-chan's dwoooo-""NO! MUSICALS ARE NOT!">They all stop singing and turn to stare at you.>"B-but Anon-chyan, I-I made it all by myserrrff, and everypony elrse heeeeellrrped! (•́ ᴖ •̀)""YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT, YOU'RE JUST PARODYING STACY'S MOM BY FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE!">You inhale for the final bit."I DON'T EVEN LIKE MUSICALS! I HATE THEM!">Actually, you enjoyed High School Musical and Grease a lot.>But you're not telling her that.>Rule #4: Lie, always. Also yell a lot because it works.>"O-oh. O-ok... (﹏) Anon-chan... Uhm, everypony, you can all go home now...">And like that, most of the crowd melts away, leaving the market to its regular traffic.>You're still not in the clear, yet.>She looks left and right, then decides to raid some mare's food cart, taking some of her fried goods without any consent.>"So, uhmmmu, are takoyakis your fetishuu? (˃͈ ˂͈ )""No.">"oh... uhmmmuuuuuuuuuu.... ( °ヮ° )">The mare she "liberated" the goods from marches up and snatches it back with a huff.>"G-gomen! (ó﹏ò｡)">You ignore her and continue with your shopping.>At least you got the big one out of the way.>Hopefully.>She does some half hearted fetishus throughout your trip, doubling the time you spend at the market.>Part of that time was spent dodging and trying to lose her.>Then another painfully long time spent heading home.>You can't run this time because of all the stuff you're carrying, so you have to endure the mustard mare.>Just before you unlock the door to your reinforced house (last one was torn apart by a tentacle monster), she stops halfway through another one of her fetish questions to bow.>...fuck, it's already the day?>You look to the sky and yep, here comes Cerestia, the ruler of this world.>She always has a checkup on you every month.>You've been sending her letters about butterbrain ever since you learned Spik-ooh had direct access to her highness.>Maybe today's the day she'll help you?>The only issue is that you never knew what she said.>You defaulted to saying 'yes' and nodding to everything.>So far, she's been happy with your basic response. And that's a good thing.>(You've read the history books. Especially the month of the rising sun.)>You watch as her carriage lands without a sound, and out steps the princess.>You quickly bow.>She's wearing a gentle smile as she approaches you.
>>42978317>"おはようございます、アノンくん。今日は調子いいですか?"[Good morning, Anon. Are you feeling good today?]>You nod.>"それはよかったですね。フラッターシャイさんと結婚されたと聞きましたが、本当ですか?"[That's great. I heard you married Fluttershy, is that true?]"Hi.">You learned that meant 'yes' after a while here.>That's the only thing you've learned, asides from the burning hatred of yellow pegasi with pink hair.>Princess Celestia laughs.>Thankfully, it's one of those happy laughs and not the laughing at you laugh.>"素晴らしい!!彼女との関係は順調ですか?"[Excellent!! And things are going well with her?]>You nod.>"彼女があなたの心を掴んだと聞いて嬉しいです。フラッターシャイさんはいつも、あなたたちの関係が春の桜のように花開いたと書いて手紙を送ってくれていました。"[It is good to hear that she found a way to your heart. Fluttershy-san has always been sending me letters about how your relationship has blossomed like a cherry tree in the spring.]>You continue nodding.>"ぜひ手紙をいただけたら嬉しいです。あなた独自の世界観についてもっと詳しく知ることができないのは残念です。でも、きっとお忙しいんでしょうね。"[I do wish you would send me letters. It is a shame I can't learn more about your unique perspective of this world. But I assume you're too busy to do so.]"Hiyyy.">"うーん。フラッターシャイさんがそう言ってた。"[Mm. That's what Fluttershy-san told me.]>Yep, totally.>She turns to fuckershy and says something.>"アノンくんについては、もうこれ以上のお知らせは必要ないと思います。フラッターシャイさん、あなたの作品には本当に満足しています。結婚式に招待していただければ嬉しいです。"[I believe I do not need anymore updates from you about Anon kun anymore. I'm very pleased by your work, Fluttershy-san. I do wish you invited me to your wedding.]>The slightly disappointed tone makes you believe she's telling her to get off your fucking back.>"G-gomenasai, (‸) your highness.">"わかったよ。君はいつもそうだったからね。まあいいや。そろそろ行こ。アノンくん、さようなら、フラッターシャイさん。幸せな結婚をお祈りします。"[I get it. You have always been that way. Oh well. I think I will get going. Goodbye, Anon-kun, goodbye Fluttershy-san. I wish you a happy marriage.]>And there she goes.>Was that /the/ reprimand?>You side eye that yellow blob and see that she's staring at Cerestia's carriage as she is carried away.>A tear forms on her face.
>>42978318>No way, did Cerestia tell her off?>Are the nightmares finally coming to an end?>"A-">You look to her.>Her face bursts open with what you can only describe as disgusting, *disgusting* happiness.>"Anooooooooooooon-CHYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!! ꒰ঌ(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)໒꒱">Then she leaps for you.>OHSHIT>You dodge to the side and she splats into the ground."What the fUCk!?">Fuuuuuck, that was a bad voice crack."Seriously, stop trying to do that!">"B-but Anon-chyan, w-we're supposed to be togetherrrr! (づ> v <)づ""I never wanted you!">"U-uhmu... you're supposed to say yessu? (˶•⩊•˶)""What?">Wait a minute."What the fuck did Princess Cer-restria say!?">She scratches the ground with a single hoof.>"uhmuuuuu......""What. Did. She. Say!?">"uhhmuuuuu...... she said... she said we are m-(married). (⸝⸝0⸝⸝0⸝⸝)""What was that?">"uhmuu, we're married? (｡>˶˶<)""WHAT???!!!!">When what how!?"That never happened! Why did she say that???">"uhmmu, I-I might've sent her a retter... or two... (ーー;)""/You/ told her that we're married!? Ohhhh, you're so going to get it when I tell her we aren't!">"a-about that... (ᵕ - ᴗ -) I might have... uh... destroyed your letters?""You WHAT?">"uhmmmmmu... there's a enchanted booku that- that does that... (/﹏＼)""I can't fucking believe it. Give me the book.">"E-eeeh! I-I can't! (;´□｀) It- it's permanently tied to you!""Then destroy it!">"Fukan-oh! ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! Gomen, Anon-chan b-but I can't... it's in the fifth realm of sorcery...">You pinch your nose."Goddamn it. Guess I'll talk to her the next time she visits.">"Uhmmmuuuu... a-actually... I think I- ( ˶o˶˶o˶) I remember how to... uhmuuu destroy it...""Really? How do I do that?">Her face gets red.>Like really REALLY red.>Bad sign.>"A... a k-kissu with the c-caster? (˶ > 3 < ˶)""No.">And you open, enter, and slam the door shut, then pull the seven bolts locked.>You stand behind it, listening for her to finally fucking leave.>Rule #5: Speak her name not.>FUCK WEEBQUESTRIAthis was so aids to post
>>42978322I tried to read this like it was done by Shenmue VAs.
>>42978322Great story anon
>>42978322Fantastic!
>>42978322>>this was so aids to postfilters were placed to stop such cancerous manner of speech from being posted on the site and yeah, it was so awful to read, fuck weebquestria man
>>42978322this was very entertaining to read, thanks anon
>>42978322That was a painful read. Good job.
>>42978322So are you Chinese or Japanese?
I had a dream last night that Fluttershy was constantly asking me to show her my wiener (and that's the word she used to refer to it). It was approximately like this:>"Um, Anon?"Yeah?">"Can I...um...can see it?""See what?">"Um...you know...um...I mean, can I see your wiener? That is...if you please.""Uh, no.">"Why not? Um...please?""No, Fluttershy it's not normal for me to just go about showing ponies my wiener.">"B-but, I'm not just any pony, Anon. If you show me your wiener...um...I wouldn't tell anypony.""No. Why do you want to see it anyway?">"Um...well, um...I'm really curious about it. Your wiener must be really fascinating...Please? Maybe, just once?""Fluttershy, I'm not going to show you my wiener.">"Um...well, maybe later?""No.">"...Um...um...in that case, if you please can I...um...see your balls?"And so on it went. What should I do if the yellow menace visits me in my dreams again tonight?
>>42979032Fuckin lmao
>>42979032
>Walk in room.>See pic rel>"Oh, hello, Anonymous.">"Shiny is out doing some guard thing.">"Let me show you why a mare is good for you..."
>>42978851nice sketch! May we know the context?>last time to repeat itselfmonkey business I assume
>>42979090I am no homewrecker.Go home and take care of your daughter, you willful trollop.
>>42979120I think that's from the old yandere threads. That general had a pretty short lifespan compared to this one.
>>42979237>Such a dreadful thing, isn't she?>You should allow ME to show you instead.>Think of it, Anonymous...>I can be anypony you want.>Or just myself, if thats how you like it.>I can feel how pent up you are...
>>42979308
>>42979312>Of course.>Thats how it'll be when you explode~.
>>42978487>filters were placed to stop such cancerous manner of speech from being posted on the site Yeah, but this place will be more fun without the filter :)))))>>42978984Anonymous. I'm not a weeb though I did listen to Suiseiseki de Desu~ Desu~ Desu~ on repeat while writing it, though. desu desu desu
>>42979308Given how many buglets she has, she's an evil bigger whore. How many stallions did she marry then dump?>>42979533It was a bad King of the Hill reference.
>>42979745>"How many?">"It doesn't matter.">"They loved every second of it all.">"Besides, none of them compare to a tall, big, SEXY man-beast like you~."
>>42979796The AI generated equivalent of a pony.
>>42979032That's why I always carry a vienna Sausage with me at all times.>"Hey Anon! How about you show me your probably totally awsome wiener?""Sure thing Rainblow Crash!">I pull out a moldy, rotten Sausage from my pocket>Rainbow's face scrunches up by it's sight >she turns green as the smell hits her nostrils>"Uh on second thought, I-I think I gotta go and do some...cloud clearing. Yeah, def gotta do that">she proceeds to blast off at the speed of gay
>>42980041>you start smelling like literal shit from carrying around the rotten sausage>start attracting scat fetish mares>they try to """attract""" you by hurling their shit at (You) and sneaking it into your foodyou're fucked anon, good luck o7
>>42979796Thats some bold statement from somepony in range of my flamethrower
>>42980167
>TFW pg1
>>42980167They wouldn’t survive the public scrutiny. They’d all be mocked.
I would cuddle with rapistshy and then kick her out when she starts rubbing my semichub
>>42979796
>>42980891You forgot to turn off your flag nutterbutter
>Is closing the gates of Oblivion and slaying every demon we see your fetish anon?
>>42981033I mean it’s impressive, but it isn’t my fetish
>>42981033Damn, I didn't know until she said it, but this is definitely my fetish.
>>42981033Must have been easy to do if you pulled it off.
This ugly motherFUCKER is FUCKING hot mares RIGHT NOW!>LEARN HIS SECRET
>>42981521I remember that story point, some faggy love god is causing the issue here.
FFFUCK I love banging Queen Chrysalis and pumping her to the brim with love and cum!
>>42981844Stop pretending to be Anon, Chrysalis.
>>42981852Whose pretending?
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FUCKING TEN?!
>>42982585Bejita you said that too loud. She heard.
>>42982621
>>42982621Oh no
Board is fast today. Poor Vegita got got.
>>42983114HAH! As if a singular orange horse can stop the prince of all sayians!
>>42983147>He's never experienced a horny earth pony and her ropeWell, there's a first time for everything!
>>42983147
>>42983151No coming back from that
>>42983147How many sayians is that? Just curious.
>>42983397I mean he’s like, the 3rd strongest out of what, 5 or 6 living saiyans?
Race traitors
>rape
>>42983488I'd fuck Fluttershy. Just sayin.
>>42983488>>42983610Beat it Butternutter.
>>42983613>UNG~!>Oh sweet Celestia yes!>Grab my body, Anon!
>>42983634I hired Sweetie Belle to help me make a snuff film of you. Prepare for the end.
>>42983642Just shoot her fool!
>>42983803BOOM! Headshot!
>>42983824Nice shot!Maybe a double tap wouldn't hurt.
>>42969360what's the deal with a dolphin drinking liquid with a straw? is this some kind of anchor thing? I'm lurking for a few years and so far I've noticed it is probably somehow fluttershy-related.
>>42983634Stop enjoying the resistance techniques
>>42984001He's traditional, like Fluttershy wanting the hot monkey dock
>>42984001He’s our mascot.
>>42984001Maybe the archive will have an answer for you. In the ancient times. Find the old threads of dust and bone.
>Pg 8Ssshhhh, be vewy ,vewy, qwuiet....I'm tryna avoid a Dwaconeqwuus!
>>42984694It might be right behind you.
>>42984339>>42984440thanks for the hints!>>42984468why not to spoonfeed tho? I hate archives so much it's unreal. provided hints including yours are good enough, I appreciate that.
>>42984940‘Cause I don’t remember either. Spoon is lost and gone.
>>42984339If we kill the dolphin, do we kill the desire Fluttershy has for our dick?
>>42984940>>42985239It’s because dolphin’s rape for fun
>>42985400I am in favor of this because I fucking hate dolphins. That and pandas. Let's fucking kill 'em all.
WATCH OUT, ANON WE'RE ON PAGE NINE!
>>42985656I agr--wait a moment. Anon are you from Japan?
>>42986089Nah. From borgarland.
Man my balls are about to explode could really use a mare to pump and empty inside of right now
>>42986190This had better be a plot to lure out rape-y mares and destroy them.
Jeez. Get a marefriend, Anon.
>>42986383Fuck you, Candy!
>>42986383Can you help me get a marefriend, Candy? I want to hump her until I've filled all her holes with my human sperm. Can I practice on you first?
>>42985400No, he is the guardian that ensures she follows the rules.
>>42986507This
Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and another installment of How to be Dense has been posted!This time we finish the LAP DANCES!Next week we get the long awaited weight room game called "Boyfriend's Choice!See you there!Also, off 8!
>>42987012https://ponepaste.org/11423Forgot link.
>>42982585>>42982632>>42983147Yo Vegeta what's up with that hairline by the way?
sliding is not my fetish
>>42986383Never!
Off 10
>>42988014What the flip is this doing on my christian image board?!!
>>42988038It never had a chance
What was it?
>>42987265S-shutup!! These are lies!
>>42988443child porn
>>42988523Fluttershy, that’s illegal! You go to pony jail for that.
>>42988657Not if she puts an (R) behind her name
>>42988709I don't buy it Candy. I've seen the poster that turns me into the GF and that ain't cool.
>>42988796
>>42988858I'm not Shining Armor, Cadence. Now shoo.
>>42988869No! That is NOT Princess Cadance!
>>42988876Whaaat? Of course she is...
>>42988876>>42988893I don’t care which one it is, Shining has been in both.
>>42988927He hasn't been in the yellow, though...
>>42988893Is bug.
>>42988944Yeah.Right.>https://derpibooru.org/images/2575775
>>42989013Purple?
>>42989160HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!
>>42989161
>>42989164T-THIS IS A JOKE! WE NEVER EVER FUCKED!
>>42989170Just because (You) were too drunk to remember doesn't mean it didn't happen, Anon. Now she's gonna have you move into the castle with her. Oh, and once this one is born, she said she wants another.
>>42989177Luckily I kept one of these for just such an occasion.
>>42989179>"You actually thought that would work on me?">"Oh Anonymous, you're so adorable.">"I could just go for another round right now. Now drop your pants."
>>42989182Truly a grim fate. Is this what awaits us all...?
>>42989187If (You) behave badly in life and don't repent God will send (You) to Equestria as punishment.
>>42989191Fuck...
>>42989160Wouldn't she kill the baby by doing that?
>>42989246The child will have her genetics, Anon. Duh...
>>42989246>>42989256>"Although that would be an excuse to make another one, Anonymous.">"Twilight's here, now. You're both coming to my chambers with me.">"You can make another one with her. After I'm satisfied, of course."
>>42989266Well, this Anon is fucked. Sucks to suck.
>>42989289Speaking of, somepony overheard Celestia and Twilight moaning and now she says she wants her share.
late night boop
>fluttershy shoots her shot, again
>>42989324Oh, she got into the coke drawer
>>42989844Nah that's the humidity of her breath on the glass because she's got her face pressed up against your bedroom window wondering when she's gonna get to taste the HMD>"Most ravishing Anonymous! Open this bedroom window for your princess! We wish to engage in the fornication!"
>>42989019For the love of god, no.We al remember what happened the last time she got involved in one of Fluttershy’s schemes.>https://tantabus.ai/images/68604
>>42989256First of all, I'm not flameproof. Make of that what you will.>>42989266And second of all.Eat plastic bag fool!
>>42989856I think I’ll close the window shades.
>>42989714>She’ll never hit.
9
>>42989714Anon! Counter shoot her! Your nerf dart is mightier!
>>42989714She’s playing a dangerous game
>Blowing up 7 and going to 1
>dbspic thread
>>42991563Smile, Anon. You're going to be raped.
>>42991576Give her a cupcake with her meds in it.
>>42991612YOU FOOL!!
>>42991563Leave Bejita alone, he gets it bad enough from Applejack
>>42991623It’s meds that make her tummy nauseous. She’s going to get green real quick.
>>42989160>>42989256>>42989266>>42989324>"Wow, Anon! You got three princesses pregnant! You've made Equestrian history!">"Don't suppose you have room for one more princess on your dong...?"
>>42991873You’re married you wouldn’t do something like that
>>42991873Your child!? You sick fuck.
>>42990712
>>42992340
>>42992171Royalty's all inbred and crazy, that's why you don't fuck them. (Also because they're big smelly horses)
>>42992061>"Shiny and I made an arrangement! It'll be fine!">>42992171>"Goodness, no! You can have your turn with her when she's a fully grown mare.">>42992658>"Lies and slander! Equestrian royalty doesn't engage in those practices like the nobles of your world did! And we're not smelly! *sniff*"
>>42992695>Flurry is a century old and mom still thinks she isn’t old enough.
>>42992658The small ones smell worse.
I wanna make this horse a mother
>>42993213We all know that's you Butterhush. Even forgot to take the flag off, moron.
>>42988858>>42991873>>42992695Slut
Be very careful...
>>42993597I ain't havn' fun.
>theyre looking in your windows
Dunmare wants to know your fetish. Its part of a long quest chain.
>>42978322I liked it, good work.
>>42994538Argonian mares
I think she's running out of ideas and getting desperate
>>42991873Fuck off Candyass, you're even more of a discount princess then that purple nurple bookhorse
>>42972743Agreed, Chrysalis is made for earth shattering sex followed by endless breeding cycles.Best pony.
>>42978851Is this guy still making art? I wanted to ask if he had any more Chrysalis images.
>>42991873Fine, I'll knock you up. How you explain this to your husband is none of my concern.
>>42995068I dunno about that.I feel like she might try to eat you at some point.
>>42995190That's the fun part.She can try, I'll just pin her down and force her into a cuddle session.
>>42995191You've got to sleep sometime...
>>42995195...Next to her, tied up in blankets.Arms wrapped around her middle.Hand hovering above her womb.I love the kind of women that will just straight up fucking kill me (if I wasn't ready for it).
>unironic chiggerloversLove a real mare
>>42995251If you treat them kindly, don't they get better?
>>42995207Drone posting is cringe.
>>42995207>I love the kind of women that will just straight up fucking kill me(You) should date human women.
>>42995616He can't even do that. Must to Fluttershy's confusion.
>>42995285If you kill the bug they stop bothering you too.
>>42996345Rude.
flutterbutt can get it
>>42996578Can she even use those glasses? They would break when she tries to pick it up.
>flutt finds shes second to breaking into your house today seeing pinkie already sitting on your couch playing with your stuff
I would fugg this bug until my body gave out.
>”Toss my salad.”https://tantabus.ai/images/68792
>>42996890I wouldn't have a pic of Al on my wall.
>pg8Hardcore anal with Princess Luna until I empty my balls in her ass
>hornyposting in /flutterrape/
>>42997489You forgot to turn your flag off
>Page 9>"Good morning, Anon!">"Let's fool around..."
>>42998077Sure, but first. Take a look at this strange snake chicken. Prize winning. Leaves the audience stone cold.
FUGGING Chrysalis is the best feeling you can imagine. Shes so tight, her voice is so damn sexy and seductive. When she moans while I'm thrusting all it does is make me want to go for longer. Her eyes glow each time we do it. Her tongue is so fun, too. The way she kisses me and it just slithers in my throat, unf...
So how do you respond to Applejack yelling this to one of your female relatives?
>>42998478Give her a head pat for being based and correct but still not gonna let her rape.
>>42998478I would AJ, but Pinkie is going to be there and I don't trust her.
>>42998478>come to my birthday partyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-i5s08pYDE
>>42998478she wouldn't say that...
>"Sup sexy boy!">"Check out these moves!"
>>42999228Well it’s no macerana
>>42999405>Rainbow Dash has broken into your home.>Again.>As so many of these god damn ponies tend to do.>She busts some moves(?) in the middle of the living room.>"Sup, sexy boy! Check out these moves!""Well its no macarena.">She laughs.>"No clue what that is but, I'm not gonna stop this mating dance until you're fully hypnotized by my sex appeal!">You sigh heavily, knowing if this is anything like her "display of feathers" mating dance it'll last all night.>And throughout the Spring.>"Thats right! I'm gonna dance and live here until you're mine, sexy boy!""Ughhhhhh oh god...">Focus Anon.>Use all your mental powers.>What does Rainbow Dash abhor? >Hmmm.>hmmmmmmmmmm.>THATS IT!"RAINBOW DASH!">She pauses her display of seduction.>"Huh? Did it work??">She lights up, utter excitement about her face."What is brown and sticky?">"...What?""A stick.">"Well, duh~. Now lets get to bed, eh?""NO! I do not trust stairs... they are always up to something.">She blinks.>"I-I don't...""If your ice water on a hot dog, does it become a chili dog?">Her eyes begin to widen."Brooo, Pizzas come in a square box, are shaped into a circle, and cut into a triangle!">She was breathing hard, cold sweating, and her pupils had shrank into pinpricks.>"W-what is this?""How do you make one disappear? Add a G, and its gone.">She was borderline hyperventilating.>"W-whats going on?? Why are you so lame and stupid all of a sudden??""Duuuude a doctor hopes you get sick. A lawyer hopes you get caught. But only a thief wishes you prosperity.">"S-shutup! This isn't you! Make it stop!!""The word nun, is just the letter n doing a cartwheel.">"Stop! STOP IT!!""Bro, the number of ponies older then you, will never increase.">"GAHHHHHH!!">Rainbow Dash snaps and takes off, making a pony sized hole in your window."Oh thank fucking god. At least I know how to get rid of her now."
>>42999627Now you have two holes in your house for Flutter to slink her way through.
>>42999666Damn it Satan, why did you have to utter that foul name! Now she'll surely be on her way!
>>42999228>>42999627I would gladly take Dashie to bed just for the dance alone
>>42999820It is pretty cute, but don't let the ponies find out I said that.
>>42999228Genuinely a pretty good dance, keep it up Rainbow Dash.
>>42999820>>42999881>>42999970Helpless, hopeless, PREPOSTEROUS IMBECILES!! You are trying to invoke her wrath!!
Bug sex.
>>43000003w-why is one of her leg holes covered in saliva?
>>43000025You know the video, anon.Don't pretend that you don't.
>>42999988There is NOTHING wrong with appreciating some sick dance moves, it does not need to lead to sex!
I just dreamed about boning Princess Moonbutt while being blackout drunk, how screwed am I?
>>43000356run while you still can
>>43000356>>43000361Run or fight man. Don't let her win. She preys on you giving up easily.
>>43000361>>43000378But wouldn't running or fighting just tire me out and thus make me sleepy?
>>43000361One, two>Moonbutt's coming for (You)!Three, Four>Better lock your door.Five, six>Grab your crucifix.Seven, eight>Gonna stay up late.Nine, ten>Never sleep again!
>>43000217
>>43000496Don’t worry. There’s meds that keep you from dreaming.…On earth.
>>43001115Yeah this guy's right, you can pick some up in most stores and it doesn't even need a prescription. It's called Melatonin.
>>43000378>>43000496>>43001115What if it's an entirely different Luna?
>>43001357How’s this one any different?
>>43001461You could say she's a bit more loony than just a rapist.
>>43001470>Be Anon, in a room with Luna.>She’s just sitting there, dazed out of her gourd.>Drooling a little.>Probably brain damage.>Not really sure you really need to be here.>She’s got that thousand yard stare.>Whatever delusions she has going on, ain’t your concern.“I’m going to head out.”>She screams, like a retard.“I’m going, I’m going! Geez.”>No rape.
>>43001535
Anal fucking Princess Luna until I've pumped her asshole full of my human sperm
>>43001618Tell you what Luna. How about you do all that with a stallion.
>>43001618No thanks
>>43002108>>43002378She knows you want to.
>moonfagsWe all know anon wants a real alicorn
>>43002494That anon needs to come back with that green
>>43002494i love crotch sniffing haha, source?
>>43002572Go sniff poison joke.
>>43002451>>43002494Who likes to get the HMD in her warm, tight shithole more? Moonbutt or Sunbutt? Asking for a friend obviously.
>>43002772Sunbutt clearly, Luna probably doesn’t even know what a penis is after all that time on the moon.
>>43003017>YOU MUST SHOW US YOURS, ANONYMOUS!!
>>43003165Look Luna, why don't you mosey on down to the red light district in Canterlot. I'm sure they'll set you up with a lad of the night with the lady of the night.
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>>43003165No
>>43003165Sure, Luna, I will show you my pokemans!
There's something wrong with the rulers of this kingdom. Might explain why they keep losing to every villain.
>>43004193You’re right. The problem is that you’re not giving them any action and their pent up lustful thoughts cloud their vision and make the easily beatable. They need the HMD anon.
>>43004328So your saying I could beat them then rule the country with an iron fist.
>>43003999Anon, she’s immune to autism of that level.
>>43004736>Luna wants the HMD>instead anon just keeps talking about PikachuI dunno if "immune" is the word I'd use
>>43004890That mare is the most autistic in the kingdom.
>>43005139That means she's too autistic to interrupt anon, so he's safe as long as he just keeps talking
>>43003613
>>43005623Break the limits to find new limits!
>>43005375
>>43005623>Fluttershy tries to go even further beyond.>Super Rapist 3.>You slap her and tell the weeb to go home.
>>43005154They get into an autistic yelling contest.
>>43005623Oh man I bet your ceiling was raised by a whole centimeter.
>>43001357>>43001470>Somehow stuck in the room with Luna gain.>Didn't mean for this to happen.>Honestly not sure where you are.>With all these questions it makes you wonder if you're truly real.>Anyway, Luna is being a little creep again.>Twitching ears, eyes, tail.>Mouth is agape like an idiot.>That mare is broken and is probably living some kind of fairy tail in her head.>Like pyro.>She is the magic in the young girls hea-.>Oh she's slobbering on you now.>When did she climb up on your shoulders?"Get off.">Then the screaming like a harpy starts.>Grab her by the throat and horn and slam her bodily into the floor.>It actually stuns her, but you're just angry."I don't give a flying flip about your delusions in la-la land. Be it crazed or stupid I won't stand for shit. Do it again and I will add by heel to your head next time.">Luna looks shocked.>And a little normal eyed at the moment.>"Doth not you see?""I see a mumbling moron yeah.">"Truly, thou art so thick in the skull that all manners of mental corruption can't take hold.""Are you calling me smoothed brain?">"Neigh. Maybe. Not sure. Tis a cursed magic that takes me over and takes over along with it. All others vanish into the void. Except you.">Throw your hands in the air."Whatever blue horse.">"Which means I can fornicate with thy and not worry you'll die before climax.""Oh hell no!">Run for the hills.>"For the good of sanity and pony-kind, get your autistic inclined ape hide back here!"
>>43006666>"Doth not you see?"*Dost thou not see>with thy*with thee>worry you'll die*worry that that shalt die>autistic inclinedWould be autistically inclined, dropping the -ally suffix from words is a modernism.
>>43006883**worry that thou shalt dieFucked up editing my editing, lolAnyway, keep you/thou straight. You is plural or formal (as in the reverse of the royal we), thou is singular or informal, as to a person of lower standing.
>>43006883>>43006885Well I did say she was brain damaged. Edgy Luna is a twat.
>wake up>see this in your bed>https://derpibooru.org/images/3756372wat do?
>>43007208Grab her by the mane, carry her to the window, open it (if it's not broken already) and toss her out. Obviously.
>>43007208>"Sorry flutters, but you can't trick me. You can't be in here licking my cock because if you were then that means those locks I bought from Flim and Flam didn't work and I was assured that they could never ever be bypassed." >"Knowing the quality of those locks leads me to the logical conclusion that you are not real and all I have to do to get out of this delusion is ignore the hallucination">"Thank heavens I took those "logic" classes from Twilight or I might be overreacted to such a illogical situation."
>>43007423What a strategy
Hello everybody! It's Tuesday and time for another installment of How to be Dense!This time we have the long awaited weight room game of Boyfriend's Choice!Next week the plot ramps up and the Disciplinary Committee returns!https://ponepaste.org/11711
>>43007208https://tenor.com/view/manhunt-gruesome-execution-bag-plastic-bag-gif-1434495702492057538One must always have their plastic bag under their pillow when living in Equestria
>>43007868What's to stop Fluttershy from using your plastic bag on you to see if erotic asphyxiation is your fetish?
>>43007971DAMN IT STOP GIVING HER NEW IDEAS TO TRY!
>>43006062
>>43003165Well since (You) let the thread to pg8 I guess that means I have to show Luna my dickMan I guess I'll just have to hold my hands on this princess' head and thrust my HMD in and out of her mouth until I cum down her throatWouldn't that just be awful haha oh noooo
>>43008262
>9
>>43007721Tuesday again. Seems as I was posting when tired that I made a mistake with the paste and accidentally created a new one with today's update.Well accidents happen.I have now successfully updated the original paste at https://ponepaste.org/11423Now I can't seem to delete the accidental paste, but only the original will be getting updated from here on out.In other news I'm taking a quick break from writing to recharge as I had been slowing down.You folks are unlikely to be affected as I have several weeks more material already written and am closing in on the end of act one!(I'm also considering adding in a telephone sex scene that wasn't in my original design!)
>>43008774That could be fun, I always enjoy seeing this update
>tagged imminent rape
>>43008737
>>43008857Shine a floodlight in her face.
>>43008779Thank you!>>43007721>>43008774It's Tuesday again! I reviewed next week's update and my tired brain didn't hype it properly.It will be MAJOR.A secret meeting!A legit rape attempt that I promised another FR poster would happen!A superpowered fight!(In fact, I'm going to request folks check the next update over in the Fingerbang thread as I can post pictures I've made there.)Oh, and THE ANSWER to one of the story's major questions will be revealed!(Why hasn't Anonymous accepted the girls yet? He hasn't even called them friends!)ALL of this and a song too!Next week!in How to be Dense!
>>43008857Yup, that is a tag that exists on Derpibooru.2131 results. 83 results involving Anon.
>>43009225
>>43009291Will Anon's woes ever end?Nah.
>>43009360How many of them are Anon being the target?
>>43009594Eventually. I'm guaranteeing every girl will have a full written sex scene with him and many others implied.That will be the majority of the second act.The third act will continue the story because it's not my personal preference to end the story with just sex. (Not complaining that others do it. Just saying it's not what I want to do on this one.)And then I have plans for 2 epilogues that take place past the freshman year.
>>43008461Shut up Luna, and stop using my computer to shitpost!
>>43010364Not in my watch
>>43009593
>>43010467Pinkie would be the one that would jump out of my watch.
>>43010364See >>42979312
>>43010918>She pulls out hers.>”Mine’s bigger.”
>>43011215>sigh"You had ONE job, Anonymous..."
>>43011397I was fired last week.
I’ll be sneaking off page 8. Real dangerous place to be. Hope they don’t see me.
>>43011712>*blocks your path*
>>43011505Should have gotten your cutie mark already, those with a cutie mark have the best job security in the world.
>>43011732Oh. Uh, there’s a package for you at the front desk. Pizza I think. Yeah, that.
>>43011732Oh god that’s a mare
>>43010094
>>43012104"Yah, my name is Helga.""I bench press 550 pounds."Do you think she had her cute mark custom printed on her uniform?
>>43012322It’s a possibility, but I guess any business with uniforms could just put their logo there if they wanted to
>Pg8 againHaha time for more fun with Moonbutt!
>>43012582In your dreams.
>>43012614She can make that work...
>>43012582>>43012614>>43012639You damn horny posters.. you're all the same! You post about WANTING to fuck horses! It shouldn't be this way... truly we are lost. Its better you're all just put out of your misery.
>they're hornyposting again
>>43012640>>43012641These mares can end my misery in one very particular way
>>43012639In her dreams. She won't touch mine.>>43012640Get off your high horse. Prince is always going on about something. Blah blah blah, don't rape me I'm prince of all monkeys.
And you don't stop, sure shotGo out to the parking lotAnd you get in your car and drive real farAnd you drive all night, and then you see a lightAnd it comes right down, and it lands on the groundAnd out comes a mare from MarsAnd you try to run, but she's got a gunAnd she shoots you dead, and she rapes your headAnd then you're in the mare from Mars
>>43012705PREPOSTEROUS! IMBECILIC! STUPID! FOOLISH! FUCK YOU!!>>43012713Your voice is like a drill in one ear, a drill in the other, AND THEY'RE MEETING THE MIDDLLEEEEEEEEEE!!
>>43012716Yes, that would be the sound of the Mare from Mars raping your head.
>>43012713That's why you shoot her first. What a moment,>>43012713>>43012716Both of you are aliens.
>>43012750He's not a rapey alien, though, he's a shouty, punchy alien with like, a code of honor or something. So he's cool.
>>43012674No
>>43012965>Doesn't want to stick his dick in marshmallow fuck machineMore marepussy for me
>>43012674>>43012995Seven years in the isocubes, creep.
>8
>>43012805He don't have a code. Act smug against weak people, then whine against stronger opponents. Its how Apple always makes him cry.
Oh dear.Page 9.More sexy fun time for me!
>>43013614You're not a pony. Go away.
>>43013614I would let Eris rape me
>>43013651same
>>43013651>>43013656
>>43013669dont look that way butter, i'd totally let you rape me too
>>43013700Then it wouldn't be rape, you idiot.
>>43013725you wont be able to tell the difference by the end
>>43013748Because your pelvis would be shattered?
Is there an Anon they won’t rape?
>>43013790(You)
Oh no look who let the thread get to pg10 haha!
Yo guys can anybody explain this picture? Are Bejita and Celestia boyfriend and marefriend now? Did they start fucking?
>>43014283F-fake news!!
>>43014283Both are supreme jobbers.
>>43014424Indeed
>>43014424>>43014593Ass sun isn't the one I like! The purple hair'd one is- I DON'T LIKE ANY HORSES!!
>>43014622Luna has some purple in her hair... surely you mean her?!
>>43014622Freudian slip there, Bejita?
>>43014782Wrong horse.
>>43014850
>>43014782You tho k she’d use magic to fix that lip
>pic>the last thing you see before AJ gets you
>>43015129Look out! Hoofbutts!
>>43015115Twilight would be the kind of nerd who would magic her own lip so she could do a :3 face.
>>43015245Yeah she probably would
>>43015129She's got asses on her feet!
The horse is here
>>43015796I want to slap her plump flanks with my hips from the force of impact of my thrusts while I fuck her.
>>43015577I assume Fluttershy did something heinous, and the repercussions are still being felt around Ponyville. Pic related.>>43015907Stop that! Do you want Judge Dredd to come back? That guy's a total buzzkill.
>>43015796How sinister
>>43013227
>>43016064Does Anon have butts on his feet now?
>>43016426Well he doesn't have hooves, so maybe there can't be hoofbutts then. But I'd also imagine he's scared to look.
>>43016440Fluttershy would ask.
>twilight follows you back home>but hey at least youre not>fucking fluttershy
>>43016677You know it's fake 'cause she ain't reading a book.
>>43015907Guardmare, how much do get payed to post propaganda?
i am up to friday shenans do not die
>>43016904Clearly not enough
>>42969354>FlutterrapeFluttershy would never do something like that; she's too sweet and innocent
>>43017471"Damn it, Mayor Mare, it's one thing for you to give me that line of horseshit every time I try to file for a restraining order, but do you have to stare at my crotch while you say it?""
>>43017471I guess you never watched the show.
>>43017561Wonder why his legitimate restraining order keeps getting denied?
>>43017827Mayor Mare knows who always pays her taxes on time every time, and who doesn't pay his taxes at all.
>>43017944And of course, every time Anon goes to the town hall, he groans and complains loudly while waiting in line, and occasionally shouts "So this is where all my hard-earned tax dollars are going, huh?" No pony know what dollars are, but he hasn't paid any of those either.
>>43018112Sounds about right
>>43018112Little does Anon know, the state is punishing Anon for not paying his taxes by letting Fluttershy do what she does.
>>43017944Mayor Mare only accepts payment in dickings.
>>43018523It all adds up
>>43019421
>"Anon, I won this contest over the phone saying that I get to know your fetish!""Fluttershy, those are spam calls. They just want your credit info.">"But I told them my information to confirm my identity.""That's how they get you.">"I might be in trouble.>Flutternut flies away worried."Hehe, time to go buy a boat with her money. Works every time."
>>42975966anon is Built for TMP
>>43020371Rude
>>43020292I'm going to punt you.
