>Reincarnated in equestria as a foal thanks to good behavior>Open eyes>See this
As long as there's a chance to impregnate Pinkie Pie, I'm happy.
>Reincarnated in equestria as a foal thanks to Epic badassery>Open eyes>See this
>>42974021>Reincarnated in equestria as a foal thanks to good behavior>Open eyes>See this
start drinking teat milk duh
>>42974043The best outcome
>>42974021oi oi who's this handsome mare I see
>>42974021Nothing wrong with hoers.
>>42974043You got reincarnated as Sweetie Belle? Kinda cool honestly.
>>42974043>Open eyes to see a cutie mark in the rear>Not underaged
>>42974419Please stay away from real children.
>>42974021Bri'ish horse
>>42974021Sounds like a win to me.
>>42974435Sweetie Belle is real??
>>42974599>Bri'ishWhere did you get that from?
>>42975569the teeth. but her face is too pretty so most likely continental europe
>>42974021give her a smooch and then a smooch in the teats for some milk
>>42975891Unf.
>>42974021what are you looking at, horse?
>>42976662at (You)
I love silly horse faces
>>42977157I'm so hungry
>>42974021I give my new horsemom a big hug
>>42974021>one chance at life in equestria before reincarnating as a bacterium in my next life on earth for raping everypony>i'm an e*rth pony
>>42978270>raping everyponySee, that's what you're doing wrong.
>>42978270>raping everyponySee, that's what you're doing right.
>>42978270That's cropped, isn't it?
>>42978270>raping everyponyGood luck doing that as a mud horse
>>42978886Eeyup.
>>42979372Source?
>>42974021Jackpot.
>>42976976goofy horse :)
>>42979066Yeah, ponies with wings will be a problem. Ponies with horns partially too.
>>42979066Good thing mud ponies are physically stronger. Once you have your hand in either a pegasus or a unicorn, they'll have a problem escaping.
>>42974021I love that angle>what are YOU doing here?!
>>42980706
>>42980753
>>42979747It's Journalism.
>>42980805NTA but I thought the image had a cropped cock
>>42980813Same. But thanks.
>>42980762snoot boop!
>open eyes>see ptfg outside of ptfg>close thread
>>42981174>close eyes>don't see anything because eyes are shut>open thread
I luv horses
>>42980762Blue board!
>>42980762Horse board!
>>42982188HORSE PUSSY
>>42980706That's a big snoot.
>>42982871
>>42980805>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>42981991>>42982168Blue horse board!
>>42974021aww she's smiling :)
>>42984610Red horse?
>>42977157Here they come!
>>42985219Eeyup.
>>42985786Is reincarnation TF?
>>42985786>projection
Neigh!
guess im british now innit
>>42986379Aye guvnah
>>42986384God bless the person who started this horse angle trend.
>>42986574It certainly has its moments.
>>42974021Real horses are disgusting
my, what big eyes you have
>>42986814beeg
>>42986814That's a big snout.
>>42987212Exactly as it should be.
>>42985786They're loud and proud, just like the faggots they are.
>>42987532>replying to yourselfKeep projecting, faggot.
>>42987553Just change into a magic pony and cast a no hurt fee fee's spell, bright eyes
>>42980753boop dat snoot!
>>42988198Yes, that is infact a description of a horse.
>>42988198pony.
>>42988198Very informing. Thank you very much.
>>42974021No horsemom, I am not a grass
>>42974021Fluttershy....my queen....
>>42989935You can touch, but no look
>>42990391Kissing without looking? Okay.
>>42990391aww :(
>>42990391Is that tears on the mare?
>>42991450...no
>>42991593What is it then?
>>42991944orange
>>42992129
>>42992383frosty snoot!
>>42992436Cool to the touch.
>>42992383>>42992436>>42992661Imagine sharing breath with your mare while she has a frosty snoot, and the warmth of your shared breath melts the icicles...
>>42980706That pic gives me Frutiger Aero vibes and I like it.
>>42992781Not if they're yellow like that
>>42992383Boop!
smile :D
>>42993375Brush your teeth, young horse!
>>42993706dont be rude he has good teeth
>>42993977>heHow can you tell? I don't spot a sheath.
>>42994348I dont see any canines, so maybe a mare? I'm not sure if the canines would be visible from this angle though
>>42994375Huh, I didn't know that. That's cool.
>>42994375Seems like the gums are hiding said teeth so its a bit hard to kno
>>42985781What a handsome lad.
>>42994375Oh no, they are evolving into meat-hungry predators..
>>42995106>Pred-play with horsesUnf.
>>42994971Usually that's not necessary to do. A horse's sex is normally pretty easy to identify.
>>42995643Speaking from experience?
>>42995778Anon, you don't need to be an expert to spot a sheath or lack thereof on a horse.
>>42995806I'd like to be an expert though...
>>42994375>the maretooth was real all along but only for stallions
>>42974021Let me introduce you to Horse third eyehttps://youtube.com/shorts/fzNF2O4KE5M?si=oT5oQrM1SJkryySU
As the brain dies, time perception becomes infinitesimally small. In that moment, whatever you truly believe in shall be perceived for eternity.or something
>>42996009
>>42995940So it's stalliontooth irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xZOdgeoxAU
>>42997188??? what
>>42993375Beautiful.
>>42994375It's always interesting to see how few teeth horses actually have.
>>42998090They have plenty!
>>42998111>wolf toothsir this is a horse
>>42998111Okay, fair. But that's a pretty big gap.
>>42997188I don't get it.
white horse
Stop horsing around!
>>42999233>Aryanne>Has a sheathAnon, I...
Up.
>>42999296its her brother adolf horsler
>>42999612Ah, carry on then.
>>42999233I wish horses were real...
>>42999612He's handsome.
>>43000102I have good news
>>43000865there's a HORSE BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW LOOK OUT
>>43000923
>>42974021oi oi
>>43000937What the- oh never mind it's just no horse here. Just a normal person, alrigh-
>>43000990>Boop
>>43001282*sounds of horror*
>>43001617Why is the rim of the mouth yellow?
>>43001617He ate the contents of the rainbow dash jar
>>43002075Because he put mustard on his hay. Incidentally, that's why he's screaming: It was too spicy for him.
>>43002075he didn't brush his teeth
Here's your pony, bro.
>>43002125grim
>>43002588beautiful pony
>>43002588Very cute despite the unflattering angleAlmost like ponies are cute or something
>>43002588
>>42974043So wait, what happened to the real Sweetie?And how bad is it that nobody would notice her soul's been replaced?
>>43003287cute little horsey twi
>>43003310Damn, the snoot is going all out.
>>43003310reported for nonconsensual snoofing!
>>43004285Just boop the horn as a response.
>>43004285lyra if she real...
>>43005120You don't even recognize your waifu? how dreadful
Hoers.
>>43002588Cute pone.
>>43003287She looks unimpressed.
>>43007299Do you really think any of us would ever impress her, though?
>>43006596It's real! If you go outside naked and shout out "LYRA I GOT SUM OATS 4 U" 37 times, and at least 100 people hear it, she is made manifest for a single snoof!
>>43008600cute horsey
>>43008389Probably. The horse fell on a soft surface.
>>43009414Phew, glad to hear that!
>>43009527Not orange enough.
>>42992383Horses have whiskers, huuu
>>43009527beautiful mane
>>42992383nice horse
Horse is sad, what do you do?
>>43010842Give horse a hug. But only with one arm because using two could spook the horse.
>>42996009I could almost live with that. You know, if it wouldn't involve dying in the first place.
>>43010842give her a kiss
>>43010850What about a third? would the horse kill you?
>>43011108Probably. The horse would think you're a mutant. And that would be right.
>>43011362But im not a mutant... :(
>>43011660And how did you get a third arm?
>>43011688I took someone elses
>>43010842Call the horse a bitch for crying.
>>43010842Stop crying, Horse.
>>43012005That isn't really much better.
The horse is scared.
>>43013325skill issue
>>43013325Time for a kiss on the snoot.
>>43013659Watch out, the horse bites!
>>43000102I have bad news
>>43001617>posting AI slop>anons falling for itngmi, those shadows look fucked
>>43014384that's one happy ass mare!
>>43014384how inviting
>>43014384>happymareWhere are the teats?
>>43015260Hidden behind the tail where you're sucking em for teat milk
>>43007679Ouch.
What are your thoughts on Horses?
>>43015879They're pretty. But woefully out of reach.
>>43015879that's a cute horse
>>43015879I hate them. they made it look easy but now my back and legs are constantly sore
>>43016117D-did someone sit on you as you rode?
>>43015879overrated
>>43016344Yeah, me.
>>43016748how does one peacefully fart
>>43017083You just do.
>>43015879I try not to think about what I'm doing, because if I did then I might hesitate
>>43015879Would.
>>43017083Very carefully.
>>43017416>out of serviceWut teh fuks 0_0
>>43016748sleep well horsey
>>43017416Sussy image
>>43019892How so?
>>43020446It's at the horse's butt.
>>43020452>thatsthejoke.jpg
>>43015879I like 'em.
>>43017416When an Anon went too far.
>>43021011Too too far indeed
>>43016748Boop.
>>43021530What was his problem?
>>43021550Bitch wasn't feeding him fast enough. Did you see how slow she was moving? He had to keep the help in line by showing her who's boss.
>>43021530Is she okay?
>>43021550he smelt a future 3DPD
>>43021550The horse hates women.
>>43021944Looks like it. The hooves weren't damaged as far as I could see.
>>43003310I like these snoots
>>43022951It's a snootiful moment.
>>43021530Coming too close to the foal?
>>43023628yeah, horses get more aggressive if you approach while they're eating
dude I wish horses were real like that would be so cool bros
>>43024052They are, though?
>>43024306nope I dont see any horses
>>43023631I guess they could think you might want to have some of theirs or something.
>>43024904Seems like it
>>43024693What if they're invisible?
>>42986384Hehe, why the long face?
>>43025315then it would be find to really hard to find the horses
>>43025315That's hard to foresee.
if horses were real what would u do
>>43017083>how does one peacefully fartI don't know but here, have a war farthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzwyFHSMdY
>>43026308>fart that generated tens of thousands in ad revenue what a world
>>43026308quite the horse
>>43026693It's probably the most horse thing a horse can do
>>43026133Horse around.
>>43026308chad horse
>>42980753nice snoot, horsie!
IS THIS REAL?!
>>43026133
>>43029564I thought that was a microphone from the thumbnail lol
>>43029211yes
>>43029564Scratchies for the horsies!
>>43029211The horse equivalent of a short bus.
>>43030732A good horse gets a good scratch.
>>42998111What happens in the Interdental Space?
>>43031500what happens in the Interdental Space stays in the Interdental Space
>>43031772but we all want to know
>>43031500Food goes inside.
>>43032413Really?
>>43032765And it stays there. Horses don't gag.
>>43033142So they can choke to death? grim.
>>43033595No, so they can deep throat horsecocks more easily. This is one of the many reasons why they're a better species.
>>43034122Can't argue against that.
>>43032413you don't want food in your interdental space. what do you think teeth are there for?
>>43034122I dunno, I don't have an interdental space and I think I'd still be pretty good at deepthroating horsecock...
>>43035015Smiles.
>>43035015For being so shiny that you can blind predators by smiling at them.
>>43037415Long lost twin brother?
>>43037415is the horsey okay?
>>43037415Would hug.
>>43037644kek could be
>>43029564scritch scratch
>>43037415He's staring into my soul.
>>43040560You sure that's a he?
>>43041056I'm not a expert sadly, Can't see a sheath or teats.
>>43041064Neither can we see the teeth.
>>43041111what CAN we even see?
>>43029211They have quarter horses. I don't see why they wouldn't have half-horses. Yeah, I'd say it's real.
>>43041185what would solo horse be
>>43041711A han solo horse?
>>43041711Very fragile.
>>43042872More fragile than a fragile glass package?
>>43043180eeyup
>>43041711>enter
>>43043960HOLY SHIT ITS HIM!
>>43043960Holy shit, a walking horse!
>>43043960Its THE horse.
>>43044883i cant believe it! it's real.
>>43045859looks shooped to me, I can tell by the pixels
>>43046043It's true. No one would let their telescope get that dusty.
>>43046091Even a hobo or a neet?
>>43043960Let that horse in.
>>42974021how do horses brush their teeth
>>43047395Very carefully.
>>43047858but they dont have toothbrushes
>>42980706sniffing snoot
>>43037415Would.
horse
>>43047395With magic, duhh!
>>43049184They don't have unicorn horns...
>>43049524Wow! Mare!
>>43049524A star mare, waiting in the sky...
>>43049524I prefer the mares on the moon
>>43050558That's a lot of mares on the mooon!
>>43050558>Mare HumorumThe funniest mare on the whole trabant!
>>43048895Profound.
>>43051127pony
*neighs*
>>43051909Holy shit its a horse!
>>43052371Yeah, that horse neighs.
>>43050558Mare on the moon!
>>42974021I don't mind...
>>42974021
>>43053941snoofa
>>43054321vgh... my father... now I learned where I got this >rape ability from
>>43054321Urge to boop intensifies.
>>43054321Why did he have to murder his son like that?
>>43056048What?
I luv horses.
>>43005480dashie snoota
>>43056680What's with the sideways tilt? Does that have a reason, or is the horse just silly?
>>43057526the horse thinks that the person recording has a treat for them
>>43057526He thinks you're pretty sussy amogus
>>43057526the horse is black, they think it's cooler that way
>>43057721I wonder how many people still understand this reference.
>>43015879Beautiful animals that helped lead to one of my favorite shows ever. Terrible teeth though
>>43056207I was referring to this.
>>43057526
>>43058028>bareback boopMOOOOOOODS
>>43058028Man, that's cute.
>>43015879They're too fragile and panicky.
>>43057804>Terrible teeth thoughHow so?
>>43058403Same can be said for anything, really.
HORSE PUSSY
>>43059488Very cute pussy!
>>43059488Terrible anatomy. Horse pussy isn't found on the back.
>>43059672There is black pussy ontop of that horse.
>>43058028Wholesome.
This horse was paid with carrots to stare at you.
>>43060392whorse
>>43060392Unf.
>>43054321What if you feed him a carrot.
>>43060392That horse is certainly staring at me
>>43060392Boop.
>>43060392One serious horse
>>43061881The horse looks calm to me.
>>43062426That's one strange looking applehorse!
>>43062426applebutt
>>43062426This is ass.
>>43063292Yeah that is ass of a horse.
>>43062426I dont get the filename
>>43063862Maybe because the neck looks like a banana?I pulled that one out of my ass, but who knows.
>>43063868It's funny anywhoo
>>43063868More apple than banan
>>43015879I like them.
>>43064654same
>>43063592Why does the horse ass have a stem sticking out of it?
>>43065231would you lick it?
>>43065286Y-yes
>>43065286NO.
>>43065286Maybe.
red light therapy makes my crops more abundant
>>43065944That's a funny horse crop!
Cocainum
OH FUCK SHES REAL
>>43066711>horse on cokeI don't want to see what happens.
>>43067007OH FUG ITS THE MARE ON THE MOON, NIGHTMARE MOON!
>>43050558umm actualy mare is latin for sea.
>>43067007And this is Celestia
>>43067384beeg teata...
>>43067384Celestia is real!
>>43067521crazy eyes
>>43067384Unf.
>>43067521>Got any oats?Sorry little horse I dont have any oats on me.
>>43067986What about money? Money buys oats.
>>43067384Kek even the eyeliner is Celestia style
>>43068268>>43067384I don't think Celestia would have dark teats.
>>43067158so that's why they dominated the mediterranean, those poor sailors got scammed
>>43067158If it's latin for sea, then why isn't there any water on the moon?Checkmate, atheists,
Horse
>>43067384SHE'S REAL?!
>>43069594Always has been.
>>43068179Sorry, no money on me either.
>>43067521>boop
>>43067521funny guy
>>43067384Celestia if she REAL
>>43067007Neighmare Moon!
>>43067384why is she so smug
>>43071192Celestia loves to be smug
>>43065944Farming horses, eh?
>>43058028Love this horse
>>42974021How about a compromise?
>mlemmlemmlem
>>43072229snoot rubbing
>>43072146Her eyes look like they're about to fall off.
>>43072146Cursed
>>43072146looks like a funkopoop
>>43072229Nibble nibble nibble!
>>43071192Because that's the size of her teats without being pregnant.
>>43073026>spoilerif that was the case she'd turn into a literal cow if pregante
