>"You like kissing girls don't you Anon?"
>>42977209fuck of purple nigger girls are gross
>>42977209Of course not! That's gay!
Spicy alts:https://files.catbox.moe/dv4b2i.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/1a08ao.png
>>42977209Girls, yes.Barbie dolls, no.
Weheheheeeeeeit's purple nurple time!*snip snip*that's the sound of my little pinchers comin for ya!get ready to get ur purple on Yayyyyy!im gonna twist ya you purple freak!are you ready! I'm going to destroy them nips!Rape!
>>42977209kill yourself cunt
>>42977244There was also this
>>42977244>>42977618>Huge handsAnon I...
>>42977209I wouldn't know I've never done it
>>42977647Really? Not once? Even as a kid?
Girls!Not women, GIRLS!
>>42977244Where's the Koi thread?
>>42977943Hah! Even I've done it!
>>42977209You like pissing on boys don't you Twi?
>>42978559Every month's 3rd date. (EX: 3rd February)
>>42977209pissing girls?i do enjoy that, yes
>>42977209But girls can't kiss each other!
>>42979347>does he know
>>42977209Why would she tease me about this? Is she implying that I want to kiss one of the girls in the room?
>>42977209NUH UH
>>42977209LIES! The filthy Equestria girl lies!
>>42977209
>>42977209The fuck is this? Another attempt to try to lure me into a trap where you humiliate me for social media clicks?! Fuck off! I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT!!
>>42977209I never touched a girl before
>>42979820Turns out this whole time she was trying to set you up with on of her friends
>>42980146>that one video of that fat kid at the mall getting "pranked" by that stacey
>>42977943Why would I have kissed a girl as a kid? Is that normal where you live?
>>42977943Anon, most of us are totally virgin
>>42981610As opposed to partial virgin?
>>42981614Some of the retards on this board with dogshit opinions weren't born by caesarean section and have actually touched a vagina, which is why they're so fucking retarded because pussy makes men stupid.
>>42981607never played bottle or something?also kids do these things out of curiosity
>>42977209NO I DON'T LIKE TO KISS GIRLSI'M SCARED OF GIRLS AND I HAVEN'T TOUCHED ONE SINCE 2019WHAT I REALLY LIKE IS TO DRIVE AROUND IN MY 2001 MAZDA MIATA AND FANTASIZE ABOUT BEING MARRIED TO ANY GIRL THAT DOESN'T LOOK AT ME WITH COMPLETE DISGUST
>>42983368>SINCE 2019that's like current day
>>42983368... what happened in 2019?
>>42983415I WAS IN COLLEGE AND SHOOK A GIRL'S HAND
>>42983434You know if you ever masturbated with that hand, that's basically the same thing as her giving you a handjob, right?
>>42983455BUDDY WHY WOULD I THINK ABOUT THAT WHEN I CAN IMAGINE VINYL SCRATCH WITH BIG HONKADEROS AND REVEALING CLOTHING?
>>42978913Don't encourage her.
>>42983434fucking degenerate. shame on you
>>42983368>2019 was 10 years ago
>>42978913Do encourage her.
>>42984038Dont
>>42983455>she sees you working on the air matress"Hey you should do me next."
>>42984038'stalgia
>>42983472I'M NOT A DEGENERATE FOR HOLDING A GIRL'S HAND 7 YEARS AGO, I AM A DEGENERATE BECAUSE I LIKE TO IMAGINE GIRLS FROM THE HIT CARTOON MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC - EQUESTRIA GIRLS, NAKED OR WEARING SKIMPY CLOTHING
>>42980109Gay. He looks like a girl playing a boy.
>>42983455Sex
>>42985066not only a degen but also defiled, used goods. ewww
>>42977244>see this>think about what she'd look like pregnant>there's in fact a pregnancy editNice. I wish the linea nigra were "uglier" as one way to put it, but nice nonetheless.
>>42986947>"okay, a little touching is fine...">"just don't fondle them for too long...">"no, don't pinch them...!">...are you sure that you've gathered enough data...?"
>>42986947sex
>>42980146I actually had a girl I knew for two years play the long game of luring me in for 8 months before pulling that kind of bullshit on me when I finally asked her out.
>>42988053LMAO TALK ABOUT A FAIL, BRO!!
>>42988053Thats rough buddy
>>42988053psychopath shit right there
>>42988636That's just regular women shit though.
>>42988059Going straight to futa equestria with that post
>>42988053The only thing more satisfying then acquiring women, is being someone who scares them. Barbarian max in the gym, Anon.
>>42989047>>42988053Join the workout thread
>>42989663Unf
>>42989047It's a good tool to have, women should be scared from time to time, it's healthy for their ego
>>42990635>women should be scared all the timeFTFY
>>42990641idk, i'd rather worship one
>>42989663
>>42991699Based
>>42992116
>>42977209https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs
I only kiss mares *shreds on guitar*
>>42991699Don't delete my post jannies, I'm not the soibaby. But any man that "worships" women will have a VERY hard time acquiring one.
>>42993664not everyone is manly
>>42993759Not being a simp is not "manly" though, that's just called having a spine.
>>42993965nice
>>42993965The ass was fat
>>42993406>AI
>>42993406He looks like the kind of betachud who goes into guitar stores to play Stairway to Heaven or Smoke on the Water to show off.
>>42996142Unf
>>42996142>rape
>>42996486It's 2026
>>42997862thanksthat's much appreciated
>>42977209how many kisses need to be planted on your body to not miss a single spot of your skin?
>>42999113Skinny
>>42977209yes. now kiss
>>42977209she says it like she's 8 or something
>>43001714Well she is, in horse years.
>>42999113UNF
>>43002226>invisible cocks
>>43002226imagine kissing her and feeling that tongue wiggling inside your mouth
Twilight likes kissing girls for no reason
>>43003041imagine trying to kiss her and feeling that tongue willing inside your anus
>>43004806u-unf...
>>42977209>>"You like catgirls don't you Anon?"
>>43005671YES YES YES
>>43005671I love them
>>42991989did she do something wrong?
This one, too
>>43007488Camp outfits were great
