The party will last FOREVER!

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God awful shoddy screencap from the end of that /pa/ thread
Twilight's reaction to this is the funniest god damn thing to me

So what would she be princess of? As per your image, chaos is a possibility. But as much as I dislike Discord, that word is just his. Then I thought a synonym could be used, but princess of disorder sounds too tied to the concept of order as its counterbalance, and a second new alicorn in the m6 ascended just to keep ponk in check might be too out there.
My bet is on princess of spontaneity, I think that'd fit Princess PP

>>42978297
>she realizes she'll never outlive Pinkie and is going to have to live with this for the rest of her life
sounds like a good recipe for TwiPie desu

>>42978314
Princess of Mirth, or Joy, or Happiness, or just Laughter lmao, it's already her element literally I'd imagine. Something like that.
Pinkie isn't chaos for the sake of chaos, it's focused, meaningful; she challenges boundaries playfully to inspire others to ease up, or goofs off to lift the spirits of those around her, or even just for her own fun. She absolutely embodies chaos, but it's a part of a much larger picture to her, one of inspiring those around her to live their best lives possible and making a stand for the smiles of her loved ones.

That being said, it's like with Twilight. She doesn't represent "law" or "order" as a princess, but she's always been the Law to Pinkie's Chaos. There was a post about it in the other thread and a bit of playing with that idea. The two of them could have a duality of Law and Chaos like how Luna and Celestia have the sun and moon.

>>42978341
Princess of Silliness perhaps?

Loved the energy from /pa/, I hope /pp/ gets a fair shot at fun!

>>42978279
>So, hold up, why am I a Princess, again?
>I don't know! How did you do that!? I looked away for two seconds and when I look back, you've completely changed the entire political and power landscape of the country! Do you have any idea the ramifications that come with someone just randomly being ascended!? Ponies are going to want to know how, and why! This could lead to a revolution! Why!? How, Pinkie, how!?
>Ohhhh, that's right! Because it's funny!

>>42978314
Princess of Whimsy

Well, good luck fags

>>42978706
If this is bouncing off of /pa/ are you guys gonna do their unique format or do the more /mlp/ one?

>>42978931
That's a good question, I've never liked the weird "Only one person has quotes" format of /mlp/ green but Princess Applejack's thing is kind of just theirs. I guess if this is kind of an alternate version of the Princess Applejack concept it would make sense but maybe it needs its own format to better suit descriptions of physical comedy like Pinkie does, Princess Applejack's was all script back and forth dialogue for their comedy.

>>42978939
Whelp said I would stop in and I did! ]/pa/ stuff is all I know for this type of comedy so I'm gonna try it till someone else gives a better format. I mean /pa/ itself shifted formats 3 times in the first 2 threads so it's not like changing it up is gonna kill it.
>Pinkie
"Celestia"
~~~

>Hey, Celestia? Can I ask you a question!

"I should say so! I'm sure you must have many questions about your new abilities and your new role that this has transformed you into, there's infinite different angles to consider both political and very much personal! Who knows what this will mean to the wider world, and now you must discover for yourself what this means... to you. Ask away about governance, your powers, or anything else that may come to your mind, and I shall answer it as best I can."

>Oh, I don't need any of that!

"...I beg your pardon?"

>You thought I was just gonna ask you a bazillion questions about stuff in our world that doesn't make sense? I already know the answer to that, you told someone already!

"I did!?"

>Yepper!

"So...what was your question?"

>My wing has a weird itchy spot riiiiight there. It's like, right in the skin. Like I can scratch it, but I don't feel like I'm scratching it, you know? Does that go away?

"You... have gained the power of an Alicorn, the most powerful and rare of our race, and your sole question is... about an itchy wing."

>It's driving me nuts.

"You know, mine did go away after a while, but Luna did mention hers persists..."

>Shucks, fifty fifty! Alright, thanks!

"A...anything else?"

>Yeah, does this mean I get more cakes? I saw you with a huuuuge stack of them.

"You touch those and I will slap the horn off your head."

>There it is!

"... why her. Why, of all of them, her..."

>>42978931
Whatever is most fun for everyone. I don't think there's so much of a focus on canon or a set format anything so much as we just wanna have fun writing stories at the moment. Go crazy! I think if we took it super seriously when it's still just a silly idea, it'd end up being a little counter productive.

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>>42978926
Whimsy's good.

>Twilight
"Pinkie"
~~~~

>It can't be right.

She'd heard the news, she'd seen the signs, but Twilight Sparkle just plain could not believe what she had been told by guards and eyewitnesses. She doubted her senses and was quick to come up with a myriad of possibilities to explain away this odd supposed turn of events. Discord, was the obvious. Fake wings, equally likely. A whole host of possibilities and perhaps and probably filled her mind as she walked up to the grand doors of the throne room of Canterlot Castle, certain in them that she would wade through the muck of ignorance and find the truth waiting beneath as any good scientist should. She took a deep breath, and prepared herself to remove all doubt, once and for all.

>...no.

She still was not prepared for what lie on the other side of the doors.

"Hi, Twilight! Look what I can do!"

Flowers had sprung up in the path, a pillar had been twisted and recolored as if it was giving a jovial wave to any who entered, birds made of confetti flew through the air and sang a fun little song that would get anyone dancing to their tune. Most anyone, at least. Twilight held no such groove in her step as she witnessed the rug jitter like a bug, or the throne sway from side to side with the tune. She remained as still as her mentor, spied from the corner of her eye, though lacking the popcorn bucket that Princess Celestia ate out of as she witnessed the chaos.

>...impossible.

Or rather, much to her horror, lack of it.

>It... it can't be.

For there was no chaos magic detected on her horn, not a lick of it. While what she witnessed was wild and uncontrolled, she could discern with absolute certainty that regardless it was, indeed, pony magic. Magic that came only from her species, and not a single other on this world. While she tried to insist in her mind that the colorful bolt that burst from a pink horn was the same as the draconequus's own, it proved to be false as any other idea when it struck a banner and changed it to a great big party sign.

"WHEEEEE!"

It wasn't chaos, this pink party popper pony had just discovered she could shoot stuff out of her head and was having an absolute ball with it.

"THIS IS SO COOL!"

Slowly, she finally turned to regard her teacher, her mentor, and the stable rock of her life.

>...why.

And all she got in turn, was a shrug.

"TWILIGHT I CAN SHOOT DOING LOOP DE LOOPS."

Her life felt like a lie.

>Fluttershy
"Pinkie"
~~~~

>Um, Twilight? The guards are saying they're scared because of a wild animal, did you forget to call me or-

"HEY FLUTTERSHY! I made the plant bite things! It's a Brush rabbit, get it?"

>...Nope.

She turns around, she walks away. She does not stop when they call after her.

>Twilight
"Celestia"
~~~~

>THIS IS A DISASTER!

"...is it?"

>Yes! What are we going to do, how is she going to deal with diplomacy!?

"...fine? I made her a diplomat to the Yaks, remember? Those guys were a powder keg of demands and she managed to handle them. She even improved relations."

>Oh, right... well, what about managing our economy?!

"She runs a business, she knows how taxes work."

>But there's no way she knows all the tax codes!

"...neither do I? Do you think I memorized all of those? That's absurd. I taught you magic, not tax bracket laws."

>But what about the military!?

"She is literally the only being I know that carries around a weapon, and in fact during the Changeling Invasion she was the singular pony who used said heavy cannon to fight an army."

>But, uh...

"...Twilight?"

>...

"I understand."

>...it's so unfair...

"No argument here..."

~WHEEEE!~

Ah shit, here we go again

>>42979340
I mean, she has a point

>>42978926
>>42979184
She's a lot more than just whimsy though, though it does still fit her. I think at the core of Pinkie is her life's mission to spread hope and joy throughout the world. She's a surprisingly serious and devoted character underneath her silliness, at least when it comes to what she believes in. Something to do with happiness sort of makes sense, given we have princesses for concepts as big as friendship and love.

>Twilight
"Pinkie"
~~~

>So, Pinkie. What's your first order of offiHURRKK.... officiHUUUURKKK

"Eat a bad cupcake? Trust me, ten second rule is really reduced when we walk on dirt roads. Learned that the hard way, eventually! It stuck at some point, or I stopped getting tempted, one or the other."

>No, just... trying to force my way through the realization that you achieved the dream that took me a lifetime of hard work on a whim, and I now I have to recognize that you get to make actually officHURRKKK!

"Official orders?"

>Thank you. If I had to guess, throw a party?

"Well, yeah! I wanna show everyone what I got!"

>Of course.

"But that's not an official order, silly! Otherwise you'd be forced to attend, legally, and I'd never legally force you to a party. Not yet, anyway, but the temptation... grows..."

Twilight was sure she heard marching as Pinkie gained a far off look in her eyes. She had been gathering magic to her horn when her friend abruptly snapped out of it.

"Nope! I think instead I need to realllly work on addressing poverty in other regions."

>...poverty?

"Well, yeah silly! Do you know how hard it is to plan a party when you've got next to nothing? I do! And it makes the party way less fun! Birthdays shouldn't be a stressful thing, it should be a thing where everyone's happy! But if instead you're dealing with a steep income loss due to outside factors like hard travel conditions meaning you can't ship out so many rocks, you're sitting there up and night wondering how you're gonna give someone a present they're really gonna love and it's sad to look at and nobody should be sad on a birthday! Nobody! Especially not the party planner! So I figure the best way to make a bunch more ponies happier and have a happy party is to address income loss due to work drying up or other mitigating factors they're not at fault for! So my first official order is probably gonna ask someone to go fix that."

>...you're right there. You're just... right there.

"What? I thought it was really smart!"

>Pinkie, you're a Princess now.

"Yeah!"

>You ARE the one ponies are going to ask to go fix it. You're not a civilian asking for favors now, you do it.

"That... uh..."

>Do you get it!?

"...Neat!"

>What!?

"It'll be like a friendship mission, but I get to fly there! That'll save so much time!"

>Pinkie no!

"Pinkie, yes!"

With that, she sprung off... somewhere, and Twilight's heart sank as she realized she would likely be dragged into whatever it was the good
intended, but naive, idea was currently bubbling in her pink head.

~Do you suppose that means she's now the princess of poverty, or the princess of personal wealth?~

Celestia's smile did very little to stifle the throbbing in her head.

>We better resolve this in like twenty minutes or I'm gonna lose it.

>>42980044
That is shockingly in character for Pinkie, right down to her not realizing she’s the one who has to actually do that stuff now

>>42980044
There’s a very sad implication there

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-Happy decree N° 001-

•As the new sovereign of Equestria i have noticed that some subjects dare to threaten the element of laughter by being unhappy

•Such misconduct will not be tolerated under my reign.

•Therefore, I strictly forbid:
>feeling sad
>being grumpy
>not laughing at a joke (whether it is good or bad)
>long faces

•everypony will be required to present a mandatory certificate proving they celebrated their birthday within the last ten days.

•Failure to comply with these mandates will be punished with:
>prison in laughing gas chamber
>tickle
>cake in the face
>clown makeup

-Princess Pinkie Pie-

>Twilight
"Celestia"
~???~
~~~

>What exactly are we supposed to do!? Now everyone's going to think they can just randomly become alicorns! Or worse, they'll go over my history to see if I actually earned this or not! I worked really hard on this!

"Twilight, I think you're being-wait."

>Now what!? Is a horned Dash about to fly through the window and be like "Twenty percent cooler"? That's not accurate, percentage wise! That horn would have to be massive! Or if she meant power wise it's too small, it accounts for a sixty six repeating increase in capabilities!

"No... but someone is going to rush in here."

>What!?

"Made great time..."

>WHO!?

"Three, two... one."

SLAM went the throne room doors, and an irate pony was revealed on the other end.

~You were hoofing out alicorn powers and you gave it to her!? Did you skip someone, Celestia!? Hm!? A certain prince of the Crystal Empire who would very much like to spend eternity with his ALICORN FAMILY!? HMMMMM!?~

A very pink one too, at that.

"Cadance, I didn't-"

~We have a pink pony alicorn! We have one! What we don't have is my lovvy hubby wubby being an alicorn! You promised if you could hoof out another one he was next, Auntie! You promised! And now you gave it to Pinkie!? It's not even that it's Pinkie! I like Pinkie! But she is next in line after him and I thought we had an agreement on that! Betrayal! Betraayyyaallllll!~

Huffing, and puffing, and blowing Twilight's expectations down, Cadance shook her hoof at the taller princess.

"I didn't make her an Alicorn, Cadance, she figured out some sort of trick herself."

~...well that's a load of hooey!~

>Just so we're clear I'm one hundred percent on your side, here!

~Thank you, Twilight, you're a good sister in law!~

>Hee.

~Unlike a certain auntie!~

"Hurtful."

~BE...TRAYAL!~

>...so did you fly over here?

~I did! I didn't take a train, I flew! Because the train just wouldn't be fast enough!~

>So, Shining is...

~Back with Flurry! He could've flown here too! IF SOMEONE HADN'T SKIPPED HIM FOR PINKIE!~

"I don't think she's absorbing my words."

>She's a feelings based pony, I think.

~BE TRRAAAAYYYYALLLLLL~

"We might need a bit to calm her down."

>>42980396
In her name

SMILE
SMILE
SMILE

>>42980458
Poor girl

>>42980396
>>prison in laughing gas chamber
Lmao

>>42980458
Reasonable crash out

>>42980396
>everypony will be required to present a mandatory certificate proving they celebrated their birthday within the last ten days.

Damn that would get old fast

>>42982202
>Age of consent laws hate this one trick!

>>42982399
>Pinkies castle is exactly one centimeter higher
>Only Twi notices but it pisses her off

>>42982832
>her castle is bright pink
>the conical roof at the very top looks like a big striped pink party hat
>there's an entire room on the side that's shaped like a giant cupcake
>sometimes, it has a big silly spiral slide that goes all the way down from the top
>but only sometimes
>various rooms of it will just have flashing lights coming from their windows and muffled music
>it's like every room of it is prone to hosting a party at random at some point
>twilight looking out of her bedroom window every morning and seeing this
>the stupid party hat at the top just makes it that tiny little bit higher
>twilight looking out of her bedroom window every night and hearing the muffled music and seeing the lights
>it's that stupid wojak meme with the dude crying in bed while a boomer mows his lawn outside
>specifically the one with the dude crying in bed while people party to caramelldansen outside
>but instead it's alicorn twi crying in bed while muffled https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sqlweZSbc0 plays outside from a giant castle only a short walk away from hers

>>42982867
Oh god. What if the only way Twi can stop it is to go full HOA Karen?

>>42982867
I could see her castle being detachable like a playset, fully able to open up for story reasons and NOT so kids will buy them all….

>>42982399
>Twilight
"Pinkie"
~~~

>Pinkie Pie... explain.

"Come on, Twi! You know you're the exposition pony, shouldn't you be explaining?"

>Pinkie! Explain!

"About the castle?"

>About YOUR castle, yes! Not the castle, not any castle, your one! Which is right next to mine!

"Sooooo, I wanted to do magic with baking."

>...

"...did you need more?"

>A little.

"Right! So! Magic, with baking! I got in the kitchen and I realized I wanted to do this, and that, and the other, and that one too! And don't forget the snickerdoodles, they're awesome! And I was like, hey! I've got magic, I'll do them all at the same time!"

>And this made a castle.

"No, silly!... it exploded."

>WHAT!?

"It exploded the building, all of Sugarcube Corner, boom. Just gone. Just a biiiiig ball of light and confetti and it was all kaput."

>Pinkie!

"No one else was in it, gosh! They saw I was doing something like this and hauled flank, very responsible of them."

>And irresponsible of you!

"I like to think not blowing ponies up is very responsible."

>PINKIE!

"So I couldn't leave it at that, I was heartbroken! Headbroken! Body broken too, but that was mostly the explosion. I freaked out when I realized I had just kaboomed my found family's place of business, so I dug deep, and deeper, and deeeeeper into my horny magic!"

>Do not call it that.

"And eventually I just exploded my eyeballs with white stuff and it all just kablooeyed into my need want and imagination, and here we are!"

>...a castle.

"A castle!"

>Why not another Sugarcube corner!?

"Would you believe I tried that and it came out like this?'

>No!

"Good, that would be a lie and you shouldn't be easily lead. But they can still have sugarcube corner, but now it's the bottom floors of a castle, and I'll never charge them rent because they don't press charges! No charging of any kind, that's a family for you!"

>Pinkie... why.

"Be more specific, there were a lot of choices I made that got me here."

>Why... right there. And why, oh why, is it taller.

"It... is? It looks the same size. Like, exactly."

>It's three point four centimeter's taller!

"...how do you know that?"

>PINKIE!

"OH MY GOSH! I just realized! I can throw a bunch of parties in there! So many parties, on different floors, it'll be a blast!"

>No you didn't. You thought of it when you were making it and that's why your brain conjured this pink party hat monstrosity.

"Wow... you do see through lies really good! Way to go, Twi!"

>PINKIE PIEEE!

>>42983671
Neighbors!

>>42983671
Fucking amazing, thank you.

>>42983083
>>42983396
Holy shit, lmao. If Twi went full HOA on her I can totally see Celestia being like "Now now there, Twilight, I understand it's a lot to be sharing Ponyville with another princess, but Pinkie has EVERY right to a castle, just as much as you do!" in a very reassuring and kind tone. While I think Twi is more patient than a lot of fans give her credit for, the idea of her eye twitching and her just being so beyond done with all of this shit is so fucking funny to me. I can still easily see her snapping to some extent though; Pinkie was always great at playfully teasing her.

And god her castle literally being a giant physical MLP playset that could open up is hysterical, amazing idea.
>Well, you see, I just kept thinking and thinking and planning and planning on what the best way for my castle to be laid out was.. and then I realized.. I didn't HAVE to have a layout! I could just make it open up, come apart, and be built back together in any way I want! I even got a big super-fun SWIRLY SLIDE built for it the other day!!
>And I've already taken it off and put it back on like seventeen times already! *gigglesnort*

>>42979249
Good call from Shy

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>>42983671
Truly beautiful pinkie nonsense.

>>42984338
She knows better sometimes

>>42984034
>Where do you store all the extra parts?

“Where everyone does, silly!”

She promptly puts entire room furnishing into a tote the size of a building

>>42985292
>Don't put ponies in there!

"But I'm not using them for this scene!"

>>42985292
Alternatively a castle playset box but that's also way too on the nose.

>Twilight
"Spike"
~~~~

>There has to be an ordnance here, a zoning law, I'll take a traffic requirement!

"And you will get none of those. Ponyville's infrastructure laws are just a bit behind the times. Rustic charm works both ways, you know! So long as she has plumbing she's technically allowed to have a fortress of death in city walls, spooky clouds and all. Your dreams of eviction of spontaneous castles are not meant to be. Which is good, you know! We have a spontaneous castle!"

>I liked the Treebary better anyway.

"Everyone did, that's not the point."

>Rats!

"What is even the problem, exactly? She has a castle, she's a princess, you have a castle, you're a princess, if anything this is going to do wonders for the nepotism hire stuff ponies say about you and Shining. I mean, besides her just getting that thing you worked for all your life and proving your efforts meaningless in the long run."

>...

"Besides that, I said!"

>That wasn't my issue.

"And what is?"

As if on cue, and none could prove it was not, a windows upon their competitor castle swung open, momentarily filling the world with booming bubblegum pop dance music and the sounds of merriment, before it all was silenced once more with a click after some poor soul finished upheaving and painting the castle briefly.

"...I mean the soundproofing is pretty great regardless."

>Learn fiftythousand spells and what do I get, a friggen loud neighbor and lots of regret..

>>42983671
>>42986086
I like how Pinkie make Twilight come back to her season-1 self

>>42986135
Or her season 5 self.
Or her season 7 self...
Or her Final Season self....

She kinda bounced

>>42986135
Oh yeah I've been thinking about that this whole thread, like, it's totally playing off of her early dynamic with Pinkie. Truth be told I always feel like that made her more interesting as a character; being irritable and Pinkie teasing her for it, but them both still deeply appreciating each other as friends at the end of the day and getting along just fine.

It's wonderful for comedy, too. There was such a thing as Twilight becoming too dry later on, I feel like.

>>42986086
>Spike
"Twilight"
~Pinkie Pie~
~~~

>Is this the part where you fight and we have a friendship thing about it?

"Spike, don't be silly! I'm not going to fight with my friend, especially not over something so petty!"

>Then what exactly is the plan with the fireworks?

"Not a fight, that's for sure!"

Knock knock-SLAM

~Twi! You came to party!~

"Sorry, Pinkie, I've got to do princess stuff, but I wasn't going to let it go without giving you a housewarming gift!"

~OH! MY! GOSH! That is completely expected and I still love it! What did you get me!?~

"Fireworks! Large, powerful, amazingly big and booming fireworks!"

>This is making more sense now.

~I love fireworks!~

"I know you do! Well, me and Spike had better be off!"

>I wanna watch.

"You're not that fireproof."

>...wait hold up-

"Byeee!"

~Bye! Dang, I've got the best friends.~

Seconds after they leave, Twilight smiles.

>That's the plan?

"It's not my fault if she does it to herself-"

Before she could finish, a rocket shot past, leaving a burned streak along her mane. The pair could only watch as it impossibly arced up.

>Uh..

Right into the open window of Twilight's bedroom.

"Oh."

They could hear the precious memories burning.

~Hey, Twi? Did you mean to give me the one that came with it's own self lighting ignition?... I need to teach you how to pick these better, there's different fireworks for different parties! Learning! We'll learn it together!~

>You know you deserved this.

That was going to be so much paperwork

>>42986623
Hah! Sweet karma

it needs more capcom games crossovers

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"a princess, huh?"
>"yup! and now with this magic horn i can make everything super duper fun! isn't it great?"
"yeah yeah, could you just stop turning clouds into cotton candy? you'll mess up the weather"

>>42978279
Canon

>>42987314

Only the one she’s sitting on

>>42987314
>>42987902
Tell Pinkie to make the cloud that Dash sits on to rain chocolate so it looks like Dash is raining shit lol!

>>42986623
Now THAT feels like a gag straight out of Feeling Pinkie Keen, complete with Twi's own actions ony sort of being the cause.

>>42987314
>Pinkie
"Dash"
~~

>WHEEE!

"Pinkie! No! No more! Stop turning clouds into cotton candy, the weather patrol is freaking out!"

>Dashie, you can't expect me to see the ability to make cotton candy as fluffy as a cloud, and not take it.

"Pinkie, we have to produce those, they don't just grow on trees!"

>Well, maybe I can magic some up! It can't be hard.

"HEY! That is a pegasi thing!"

>I'm one third pegasi now!

"So you're two thirds racist."

>Oooo that math checks out and I don't like it. I'm just going to zap things with my horn and beat the allegations!

With a single bolt from her pink magic-maker, she conjured forth a cloud not too high in the sky.

>Whoops.

A dark, angry cloud that rained frogs.

"...did you suck up the frogs, did they get teleported in there, or did you somehow make frog life out of magic stuff?"

>Dashie I'm all for existential dread in funny questions but we have bigger issues.

The bigger issue was the tornado forming out of the bottom of the cloud, specifically.

"So magic shoot it or something!"

>But what if that makes another tornado?

"Then we can have a tornado fight and we'll at least die watching something awesome!"

>Oooo that's good, that's a good one, I see why you're my prank buddy. Pinkie magic go!

Before she could fire off a single blast, the tornado exploded.

>Uh oh.

Into a smaller storm clouds, which shot lightning in every direction.

>I think I don't know how clouds work because how did I even do that?

"PINKIE!"

This was going to be a big cleanup.

>>42988147
>"HEY! That is a pegasi thing!"
>>I'm one third pegasi now!
>"So you're two thirds racist."
>>Oooo that math checks out and I don't like it.

That's a classic /pa/ vibe, my hope for this thread has been steadily increasing and this might have pushed me over the edge.

Keep it up guys.

>>42988147
>Twilight
"Spike"
~~~

>AHA! She's using her magic recklessly, on animals no less! I can get mad at her for that, right?

"..."

>What?

He doesn't say anything. The orange with wings that flies past seems to say it all.

>...well it's different when I do it.

"Making it really hard to be number one assistant here.

>>42980044
Honestly reflecting on this a bit, while I think Pinkie is way more intelligent than ponies give her credit for, it's entirely possible she's so ragtag and humble that she'd rather visit a struggling area herself to befriend the ponies there and understand their problems so she can work better to help fix them. She's clumsy, yeah, and you could interpret her as just doing this as much as you could interpret her going
>"WELP, I'm a princess now, guess that means..."
>She makes a playfully serious face as she sits down at a desk.
>"PAPERWORK!!!"
and doing it dutifully since she knows it's helping making ponies happy, but also feeling like she's not entirely in her element - ultimately being really excited for paperwork to be done so she could go out and do in-person things more. Hell, it could be a bonding thing for her and Twilight later, despite Pinkie playfully teasing her so much at first, for Twilight to take over the boring paperwork stuff, finding it satisfying and meaningful, and then lets Pinkie head out and do the social side of things and be an adored face of Equestria. One that shows how much love their rulers actually have for those living there, which she'd do wonderfully at given her general emotional intelligence and surprisingly nurturing nature.

There's a lot to do with Pinkie. When making this thread I was curious because she's one of the most complex characters in the show in that she can be interpreted in several different ways and none of them seem "wrong", even if I myself see an extremely capable and with-it Pinkie (most of the time, even the writers of the show themselves seemed to have varying ideas of what Pinkie should be).

>>42988607
I dunno, I think she would struggle really hard with paperwork. Early or late pinkie, one consistent part of her character is her lack of patience. One of the hardest challenges of her life was looking at a wall for an extended period, after all. I just don't see her having the calm attitude over the mind numbing minutia of a major endeavor. She would struggle to focus and get distracted constantly.

>>42988667
>One of the hardest challenges of her life was looking at a wall for an extended period
Funnily enough I always saw that as Pinkie not struggling with it at all, because she valued her friends that much and of course she was able to concentrate if it meant something serious. Kind of a means of the show showing you that she actually was very capable on the inside, and the clones of her that were super dopey and silly obviously weren't the real Pinkie 'cuz the real one is capable of more than you'd expect. I never picked up on it being a serious challenge for her myself, at least.

That being said, this does also lead back to what I said about Pinkie being really nuanced and so many of her fans walking away with entirely different ideas about her. It's part of why the idea of having a single canon timeline for /pp/ didn't exactly make sense for me the same as /pa/, because Pinkie can go in so many different directions compared to Applejack, who's a much more straightforward character.

>>42988147
Does this mean Pinkies racist against earth ponies?

>>42989010
>Pinkie
"Twilight"
~~~~

>I literally gained insight and a physical and genetic connection every one of the three pony races, how am I MORE racist?!

"It's just math."

>But it makes no sense! I'm zero percent griffons, but I don't hate griffons! They're the ones who hate everyone else, when they're robbing them and tricking them and being jerks to them!

"..."

>That's not as racist as it sounded! It's factual!

"Pinkie?"

>Oh no... am I cancelled again?

"What do you mean, again!?"

>This is like the third time, fourth if you count the books!

"WHAT!?"

>>42989010
No it means that, outside of the direct company of the other princesses, she's 2/3rds racist at any given time.

>>42989056
Hold up, if she identifies as a Alicorn she can be 100 percent racist to all three subraces of pony. And if she alternates to one of the subraces then the Alicorn racism slot opens up. Which means she's STILL at 100 percent racism. Meaning Pinkie has 1.33 total racism. Twilight's right, It's just math.

>>42989056
>>42989074
She's POTENTIALLY 3/4th pony racist at any time, Racism wavelengths only collapse when observed. Inherent racism is unobservable and thus cannot alter the percentages.

>>42989054
Pinkie asks Celestia to take care of Equestrian economy because:
>she learned about business and finances working at Sugarcube Corner
>she wants to get rid of griffons tricks

>>42989054
>Shining Armor
"Pinkie Pie"
'Twilight'
~~~

SLAM went the doors of the less partyful castle within ponyville, blown open by the frenzy and fury of one who simply could not wait for something as mundane as doors being opened.

>Twili! I came as quick as I could, what's going on! Who's in danger!? Who do I have to put a shield around, bro, I will bubble your flanks!

His fury was punctuated by holding a note above his head, making clear for all the world he was on official rampage, rather than the more mundane brotherly rampage. Totally different, of course.

"Whoops."

'Made it sound like someone was attacking, Pinkie?'

"I see how you could make that mistake."

>The note said it was life and death!

"I just said I could see why you messed up, jeeze!"

>Wha...

'We just needed an opinion on math.'

>Uh... okay? I mean I did get straight A's and all, but aren't you more mathy then me?

"We needed an expert on racism math!"

>...come again.

Both alicorns shrugged as if the answer was obvious, and he was merely being a silly obtuse little idiot.

"I tried asking Applejack but she kicked Twilight in the shin for insinuating she knew."

'She thought I should've stopped her.'

"And since Twi didn't want to get kicked in the shin by Big Mac, we bit the bullet and put in for the expert. Locally sourced racism math experts would be better, but alas."

'So we're trying to figure out if alicorns are two thirds racist at any point, of if they're three quarters racist.'

"And I say that doesn't make any sense!"

>Well, yeah.

"Exactly! Because I'm not-"

>That math doesn't add up.

"...eh?"

'Told you so.'

>Look, either alicorns are a combined aspect of all three races, in which case they're zero percent racist on all three, or an alicorn is a wholly separate race in which case you're one hundred percent racist to all three. It's simple math! You're not one third earth pony, you're a combined earth pony and pegasi and unicorn no different than a mixed race child! And of course if alicorns are just their own thing then it's no different then hating a griffon for logical reasons!

'Huh.;

>Your math was flawed from the getgo because you never established the biological DNA percentile, for all you guys know there's no earth pony in there at all, or Pinkie's mostly earth pony thanks to being one originally!

'You know, I never considered that.'

>Twili, I expected better analysis from you, this paper would've been tossed out at peer review.

'Now I'm ashamed...'

"You shouldn't be! We learned something today, as friends!"

'You know what? You're right! It's always better to learn!

"That's the spirit!"

>As you should be!... So was that it?

"Yepper!"

>Seriously called me down here just to see how racist someone was, percentage wise?

"Well we used fractional rather than percentage, you dork!"

'Duhhh!"

They laughed a hearty laugh, and shook hooves like colleges in science should.

>...the train ticket was so expensive.

It was a great time for all.

>>42989196
>Shining Armor, expert on Racism Math

>>42989366
But why

>>42989659
Well, if a different species of scary bug monster raped you and stole your wife, you'd probably develop racism too.

>>42989659
He took the elective in collage, duh

>>42989659
>Pinkie
"Shining"
~~~

>Why are you so good at racism math and exact specifications of it anyway?

"I'm from the only one of the three tribes that can shoot lasers, I'm from an affluent family in the city that houses our godlike ruler, I've gotten the highest job from said godlike ruler and married then impregnated a similarly formed member of that all powerful tribe, we have conquered lands we just wandered into and I literally made a bubble shield that will cast out anyone not of my race. I'm member of law enforcement, I need to know the exact line where I'm being reasonable and racist."

>Ohhhhh I thought it was because you were a whitey.

"We have absolutely zero historical context to give my coloration a race related context."

>HUH!

"Unlike those DAMN BLACK CHIGGERS! The colorful ones are fine!"

>There it is!

>>42990781
Reasonable

>Twilight
"Pinkie"
~

>Celestia said you have to do some diplomacy.

"What? Why?"

>Because you're a princess.

"I mean why diplomacy? Shouldn't I do paperwork?"

>She said there's way less chance of something going right with Diplomacy.

"...don't you mean going wrong?"

>I tried to correct her too, she just smiled at me.

"She must be so proud of your grammar skills!"

>Surely.

"But I mean, I already handled the Yaks, and they were mean jerks who wanted to wreck everything for the slightest reason, it's not like I can get worse than that! Who am I diplomaticing, Twi?"

>Diamond Dogs.

"...don't... don't they kidnap ponies?"

>That might be why we need diplomacy.

"Well, I'm sure I can handle it! After all, what could possibly go wrong?"

>...

"...I hear her laughing."

>I'm sure it's because she believes in you so hard.

>>42991435
I fear the IDW sparkledogs

>>42991683
>Even /mlp/ didn't want to fuck them

>>42990427
Cute

>>42991683
How bad are they? Never read the comics

>>42992652
Ugly ass designs but I cannot recall a single solitary personality…

>>42991435
>Twilight
"Pinkie Pie"
~~~

>Pinkie, they are not, and I quote, "Sins against all that is good in this world."

"They can't eat chocolate, Twi! THEY CAN'T EAT CHOCOLATE! HOW IS SOMEONE SUPPOSED TO LIVE LIKE-"

>Yes they can.

"...but dogs can't eat chocolate?"

>No, regular dogs can't because it's poisonous to them. Just like chocolate is poisonous to regular Ungulates, but not to us.

"Wait, so, a hypothetical not-us pony would also be poisoned by chocolate?"

>Correct.

"...Twi we need to burn down the human realm."

>You will hear shockingly few disagreements from some sectors...

>>42992999
Trips of truth

bump only because I'm working on something for the thread right now, playing it safe rather than gambling on the thread still being here by the time I'm done haha

>>42992999
>Pinkie Pie
"Twilight'
~~

>So what am I supposed to do if they try to kidnap me?

"You're an adult."

>...

"..."

Hi-hoof.

>No but seriously if they try to abduct me and make me their slave, I shouulllld?

"Shoot them with your horn? What are they going to do, block it with a spear?"

>Am I allowed to do that?

"Pinkie, we vastly prefer a diplomatic incident then you being abducted and turned into a sex slave."

>...I... I meant they were going to make me mine or something...

"Did you, really?"

>Yes!

"But now?"

>I mean now I'm not!

"Then I did my job."

>...Twilight I don't wanna be a murderer.

"Aim for the legs."

>>42993675
oh btw the way the thread left off I was also inspired to write something about Diamond Dogs; again this thread is kinda just people writing for fun with no real set canon (unless you want one for your story) or anything, just a heads up so it doesn't look like I'm stepping on your toes or anything, since some of my stuff is a bit different than what you've been setting up and my tone is a little lighter and sillier. Don't feel inclined to be forced to respect what I write if you think it'd be less interesting for the story you're telling, is all; we're all just playing with my little ponies in text form here basically haha.

>>42993707
You do you, don't worry bout me. I came from /pa/, bouncing off someone else is in the blood.

>>42993675
>Pinkie respects the joke

>you are Diamondpaw, leader of the Diamond Dogs
>honestly you aren't even sure if your name is Diamondpaw, you get called something new every fucking week it feels like, you don't even remember half of the names that get thrown at you, most everyone just calls you "boss" or some shit
>doesn't matter though
>all that matters is that you're the one with the cool shiny hat
>fuck yeah
>apparently being sent a pony diplomat tomorrow
>actual royalty, too, not just some random stuffy shmuck from Canterlot or wherever they'd get them from
>communication with the pony world was actually rather scarce, they were generally kind of afraid of your kind actually
>never felt like they outright hated you, but you definitely got the feeling they were hesitant to approach
>relations felt wary and strained, but always had a general air of disinterest and potentially hope
>mostly because they never actually did anything to spite you, always just kept their distance
>something something ponies loving harmony and generally being peaceful
>honestly maybe this is the best outcome given your kind has a bad rep for enslaving those who wander too close
>shit, if they were sending someone, was she powerful enough to not be afraid?
>or was she important enough to where if you did something they'd have an excuse to escalate things?
>mildly concerning
>before going to bed, you looked back at the letter you were sent, rereading over the name of the pony
>"Princess... Pinkie Pie?"
>oh my dog, that was the most "pony" name you had seen in your life
>you had never heard of a Princess Pinkie Pie in your life, either
>you weren't sure if the stereotypical sunshiney pony names were blending together in your head or if you were forgetting something or what
>well, if she was royalty and being sent on a diplomacy mission, clearly she was important
>but seriously why the hell were they sending royalty, alone, out here to a bunch of dirty caves and mines anyways
>whoever it was had to be pretty grizzled, this pony was probably tough as nails and extremely fearless

Do you think twilight sparkle and applejack had kids and they were all rarity (bro England is right they really are princess vaginas)

>>42994269
>...
>fast forward, the day of arrival
>you'd say it was time to see to preparations, but
>down the hand (er, paw)-dug stairs from your chambers, you heard your subjects chattering and muttering, and all sorts of banging and clinking noises coming from behind the door to the main hall
>while you'd assume they were just excited, there was a clear voice you didn't recognize
>one that *wasn't* the usual growly sort of voice you were familiar with
>and your sense of smell was picking up on something.. very different than you were used to - something sweet
>there was no way she was already here, first thing in the morning
>...you opened the door slowly
>there she was, clear as day, living up to her namesake, probably the brightest shade of pink for miles
>full pony alicorn princess, little crown and everything
>you stepped into the room
>the atmosphere of everyone in the main hall was far more pleasant than usual, the talking seemed less stern, the mood seemed.. almost lighter
>everyone stopped as they noticed you, a quiet, and potentially intimidated, respect from your subjects
>as per usual
>however, the pink pony - no, "Princess Pinkie Pie's" - face lit up like a sunrise
>she let out a GASP and suddenly bounded towards you
>...
>"OhMYGOSH you're here, you're here!" she exclaimed, practically bouncing with energy as she ran up to greet you like a dear friend
>>like a dear friend
>wait
>what

>>42994376
>"Okay okay, SO, I like, WAS doing paperwork and stuff, but my friend Twilight - uh, Princess Twilight I mean!" she stops herself, as if correcting a mistake in not being formal enough
>"...said that she could take over and *I* could go do diplomacy!"
>well.. alright, you thought
>you simply stared calmly in acknowledgement, letting her continue; it was best to hear her out if she had more to say
>Princess Twilight was a name you recognized at least
>she continues, her talking pace fast, but not so fast you can't follow. "Celestia rolled out a BIG map, showing all sorts of neighboring kingdoms! She pointed out bunches that would be worth visiting, and even let me pick the one I wanted to visit the most!"
>she had a big smile on her face
>you caught yourself smiling a little yourself somehow; her energy was infectious
>you had to pull yourself back in a bit, it didn't feel exactly appropriate
>this was royalty? she was acting like she was just here to visit, even the way she was speaking was more akin to friendly rambling
>you stared calmly at her, ready to respond, before you noticed where the sweet smell from earlier was coming from
>your eyes weren't that great; they didn't have to be for a race that spent most of their time in dark caves
>but your nose was
>you were so preoccupied with her arrival you didn't even stop to notice
>somehow, despite her being here so early, you noted across the table there was an entire banquet prepared
>several of your dawgs were stuffing their faces with a large variety of various baked goods
>Pinkie's face lights up even more as you notice. "Oh, oh! Do you like them?! I woke up SUPER early so I could get here and bake lots to share!" she spoke excitedly, clearly very happy to let diplomacy talks go for just a moment.
>"I put my rock-digging-and-breaking skills to the test and found all SORTS of shiny things to bake with!" She giggles, gesturing over to the glistening gemstones adorning the cakes. "Normally, these recipes are SUPER popular with dragons, but I thought you guys might like them too!"
>you realize you've been silent this entire time, observing but, you do just let yourself smile
>diamond dog leadership wasn't very.. formal, you didn't have "subjects" so much as you managed a group of generally braindead miners and diggers
>still, for the first time, you feel a pang of regret over how you've turned a blind eye to the kidnappings and enslavings, especially if despite your stigma, ponies were willing to be so kind
>yeah, a lot of the dogs here were greedy cunts who didn't put much thought into it, but maybe things didn't have to be so..
>"BOSS! BOSS!" your thoughts were interrupted by a miner excitedly calling you
>he excitedly points to one of the gemstone encrusted cakes
>you sigh and sit down
>your second-in-command chimes in
>"But.. boss.."
>"What about the diplomacy.. the.. negotiations?"
>you quietly stare at him and respond blankly
>"..."
>"This *is* the negotiation."

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Getting late, gonna wind down now, will post more tomorrow. Basically just a bump before bed. Yeah my sleep schedule is fucked, kek, have another screencap from the previous thread before I go.

>>42994376
Well, I’m interested

>>42994530
>Party your way to victory!

>Twilight
"Celestia"
~~~

>Think she can pull it off?

"Even if not, it'll be hi-larious."

>...P-Princess?

"I am a thousand years old and we have zero diplomatic relations with them, do not pretend you do not want to see what a superpowered Pinkie does to a bunch of jerks that jerky."

>I take it you don't have good memories of them.

"Two hundred years ago they tried to kidnap me. IN MY OWN CASTLE."

>...and they failed?

"Ow. I just... ow."

>>42995357
>Celestia hates mentioning that one time dogs took her hostage while her guard attacked a rug

>>42995603
PAST
>Diamond Dog
"Celestia"
~

>We've got you now, princess pony!

She flaps her wings once.

>OH NO! She's gone out of our range! We cannot take hold of her now!

"I don't think this diplomatic meeting is going to be very fruitful."

>QUICK! GET THE BROOMS!

>>42994530
>Oh, oh! Do you like them?! I woke up SUPER early so I could get here and bake lots to share!
Pinkie is such a sweetheart

>>42995881
i imagine Celestia flying like a bug while they try to chase her down

>>42996272
>Get the fly swatter!

TAK!

"AHHHHhhhHHhhh~...."

>...

"Now there can't be any survivors."

>>42994530
>one hour later
>the entire table is cleared
>entire room is full of miners and workers completely stuffed full of cake
>even Pinkie herself ate some
>the mental image is still seared into your head
>her picking up a slice of ruby encrusted cake; "Oh, oh! Do you guys like emerald mint, or sapphire swirl?! My FAVORITE is raspberry ruby!"
>she bit into it despite being a pony and her saying these recipes were often made for dragons
>the crunching sound
>god the crunching sound as she chewed
>"Mmm! You can't-"
>crunch
>"-get much better than-"
>crunch
>it's like she's trying to eat glass or rocks or something but somehow doesn't give a shit
>-this!" she smiles brightly and then, despite the extremely high effort chewing, starts giggling
>but, here, now, she reclines back in a stone chair at the table (somehow, despite not being a biped like your fellows), completely satisfied
>"Mm-mmm! Cake ALWAYS tastes the best when it's shared making new friends.. or when hanging out with old friends!" she says, patting her belly contently. "But you guys are new!" her voice playfully shifted up an octave as she giggled once more
>the mood was so much lighter than it usually was, a group of miners who hit rocks all day in a dark cave wouldn't generally be known for their energy, you felt
>you look at Pinkie and smile a little, "So.. Princess Pinkie, you mentioned you picked our humble territory in specific to visit."
>...you were, uh, always unusually well-spoken for your kind
>honestly the fact you were one of the few who didn't thinking hitting their head against a rock wall qualified as "mining" was probably why you got your position
>still, why did she think to visit here of all places? despite the reputation and stigma for kidnappings and the dreary surroundings, she wasn't phased at all
>she didn't look nearly as grizzled and stern as you expected either
>literally the exact opposite

>>42996651
Maud showed her how

>>42996651
>Diamond Dog
"Diamond Dog"
~~

>So... are we kidnapping this one?

"Boss said not to do it yet."

>...did he say not to do it, or not to do it yet?

"The yet is implied."

>By what?!

"It's our one thing?"

>That cannot be our one thing!

"Obviously dumbass... we also dig for jewels."

>Phew, we looked one note for a second there.

"So, yet is implied."

>But he didn't say it.

"No."

>...what's the signal, then?

"I assume cackling and grabbing motions."

>Alright but if it's not implied I'm blaming you.

"Already throwing me to the dogs!"

>>42996651
>Diamond Dog
"Diamond Dog"
~~~~~

>What exactly did she put on this to make it so tasty?

"Rocks."

>In general?

"Specific rocks."

>How specific?

"It originally was a cane plant."

>Impossible!

"And through what I can only describe as witchcraft, it is turned into crystal like sand."

>But sand is tiny rocks!

"And yet, it is sweet. Plants, into tiny rocks, into... this..."

>....What a time to be alive.

>>42997002
>>42997265
kek, I actually have some more of that story still in the works with some actually already made but also go wild, I love seeing what people come up with (yeah I've kinda been busy and taking my time with it my bad haha)

>>42996651
>Pinkie sat up straight and let out a GASP, seemingly immediately catching onto your sentiment. "Oh no WAY! That's exactly the thing!" She said, energy in her voice that was almost a little serious.
>"Griffons, changelings, dragons... all sorts of things out there! Sorts of things ponies talk about WAY more than diamond dogs!"
>her face actually looked a little concerned
>"And even worse, it feels like nopony ever even THINKS about visiting you guys!"
>Gee, you wondered why, not like your kind liked, y'know, attempting to kidnap ponies as free labor
>her tone shifted to something much softer as she glanced downwards thoughtfully, yet she still giggled
>"I know this might be a lot outta nowhere, but, for a long long time, sometimes it felt like I was too weird, too energetic, too much for others.."
>"I always got worried I was like, pushing others away?"
>"Like no matter what I did, my silly old self would never get to be fully understood."
>she paused a little
>"But, I never did anything like, bad! You guys.. you guys, like, KIDNAPPED ponies!" her eyes jolt with a very concerned energy.
>"A buncha diamond dogs even tried to kidnap ME once, with the rest of my friends!"
>there is uhhh, a very deep, awkward feeling that permeates the entire room
>or, it would be, if this 'diplomat' wasn't so sweet and patient
>"Doing something like that is really bad, it's something very few ponies would EVER forgive!"
>the way she spoke, it was clear she was coming from a place of concern rather than wanting to put you down, though, you couldn't help but notice a couple of your (albeit rare) softer-hearted men lowering their ears a bit
>"And, I thought about myself, like, what if that were me? Like what if *I* did something everypony hated that much? Er, not that I WOULD it's just.."
>"If nopony ever gave me a chance, that would've really REALLY sucked! And you guys have each other, and, maybe friendship doesn't even mean as much to you guys as it does to ponies! I dunno, but.."
>her eyebrows lowered thoughtfully as giggled calmly
>"When I was little, I grew up on a rock farm! Lots of digging, and working, and.. no partying, or laughing, or cakes. I..." she paused, "..had to leave. It just wasn't for me - nopey-dopey! I was really lonely. Really really super-DUPER lonely.." she spoke, despite what should be a serious subject to her, her voice still carried a gentle warmth and hope to it.
>"I know what it's like to dig lots! And I know what it's like to grow up someplace all dingy and dark! Sometimes, it's the places like this that need a party the most!"
>"And I'm not a scaredy-pants, either! I'm OK to come here all by myself! I thought this was the perfect chance for me to try and make some new friends! Friends that might not get to be made otherwise!"
>"So! That's why I'm here! I came ALL this way to make friends with you guys!"

Page 9 bump before I go to bed again, sorry for the slow writing I'm really new at this, trying my best haha

>>42997842
She does giggle at ghosts

>>42997842
I mean yeah that’s entirely reasonable, if anyone knows how grueling working with rocks can be it’s her

>>42998482
And the importance of a party

>>42998482
>Diamond Dog
"Diamond Dog'
~~~

>So wait, we have more in common with them than we thought?

"Have we been wrong to kidnap them this whole time?

>Or right to kidnap them because they actually do know how to dig like us!

"..."

>See? Always looking at halfway!

"I feel like you're the type to stop digging before yo hit gold."

>Its only happened twice!

>>42999100
But was he wrong?

>>42999431
Yes about literally everything

But that hasn’t stopped us yet!

>>42999100
>Twilight
"Celestia"
~~~

>I was expecting some kind of explosion and or kidnapping attempt.

"RIP OFFFF!"

>>42999940
Give it tiiiime

>>43000167
She’s too good at it!

>>43000421
I mean, that is why she was hired

>>42978279
bump

>>43000835
Yaks were harder

page 9 bump

>>42999100
Do… they dig for gold? I realize that might sound silly but thinking back on it, there isn’t a lot of gold appreciation outside of dragons

>>42999100
>Diamond Dog
"Diamond Dog"
~

>Why did we hate ponies so much anyway?"

"I feel like there was a reason why."

>Surely it had to be something complex, right?

"Real sociopolitical stuff?"

>Absolutely big and grand and-wait, I think I remember it.

"Was it something big and grand and important?"

>Hey! Pony! How big are pony dicks?

Pinkie stares at him.

>Just tell me when!

He holds his hands close together and starts to separate them.

"..."

>...

His eyes grow wide as he keeps going, and she doesn't tell him to stop.

"That was why."

>Yep that was the reason.

>>43002196
Understandable

>>43002196
It all makes sense!

And then I said "Oatmeal? Are you crazy?!"

This thread has crossed the Event Horizon and tumbled into a black hole of cringe.

>>43002196
>Shining causes international incident getting a boner at the worst time

>>43001994
I mean the dragons aren’t smelting the things, so…

>>43002196
LOL
fucking kek, I love seeing what you come up with

I want Princess Pinkie to bless me.

>>43004168
Praise be her cake

>>42997842
>Her 'political' speech ends with her producing a party popper from her mane, pulling the string and letting confetti rain all over the table with a cheerful noise and a smile
>The entire room broke out into laughter. Not like, laughing-at-her laughter. She could tell from the smiles on their faces.
>Something about the way her optimism went from enjoying simple pleasures like cakes and parties, all the way to seeing the best in others that might not even deserve it.
>And the way she retained her playful warmth the entire way through.
>And especially the party popper at the end. Can't think of anyone who would've done that.
>Most of all, the way her diplomacy wasn't even anything about trade, or some threat about action to be taken over the kidnappings, or some headache inducing set of documents.
>She just came here to share cake and have fun because she felt worried you all didn't have any friends.
>The ponies you had met in your time were often very kind, but just interacting with Pinkie made you realize maybe you had been sleeping on a very worthwhile and lucrative alliance.
>Shit, Pinkie herself said her recipe was popular with dragons. Dragons? With ponies?
>You'd consider yourself an idiot for not at least trying to reach out sooner, but, fuck, your reputation was not great enough with them for that to work out.
>Clearly they valued harmony a lot though, if they were able to get along with so many different races.
>Even the more cynical, utilitarian ones of your group seemed to be laughing a bit.
>...of course, suddenly, you'd find yourself interrupted
>A scout barged into the main room
>"BOSS, BOSS! Cave in, cave in, in western tunnels, yes!"
>Ah, damn it, with company over, too.
>The room fell into a focused silence.
>You glanced at the pony visitor. "Ah, I uh, my apologies. We'll need to be in a hurry here." you said, standing up in a hurry.
>Pinkie simply gasped as she launched out of her chair, "WAITWAITWAIT, I can help! TRUST ME!"
>As you two spoke, the room was already clearing out of miners.
>You looked at the pink pony again. Well.. she was apparently good at digging.
>You'd have to revisit whatever your pseudo-diplomacy-whatever talks were later.

>>43004644
Rock farm technique go?

>>43004644
Yeah I can see her winning over hearts and minds just being fun

>>43004168
>Pinkie
"Celestia"
~~~

>Hey, Celly Belly? Quick question.

"I have deep issues with you calling me that, but do go on before I become self conscious."

>How do I bless someone?

"Gesundheit."

>Heh. But seriously, ponies are asking me to give my divine blessing to their kids!

"Odd, I haven't been asked to do that in several hundred years."

>Well they said it clearly doesn't work with you, since it like... never happened.

"Hurtful."

>I guess they figure, you know, I'm all fresh and party popping, maybe my magicajojo works more potently!

"I suppose it's worth a consideration?"

>Sooooo? How do I bless them?

"Say bless you."

>...I meant magic.

"Please do not cast magic on newborns."

>No, but like, good magic!

"What good magic, exactly? Are you asking for something to enhance their might? Do not make babies super strong. Something to make them fly faster? Do not make them harder to catch. Something to make them stronger in spell? Do not, I repeat, do not give babies the ability to shoot lasers extra hard. What blessing are you hoping to pass on with magic?"

>...good fortune?

"That's called a high yield savings account."

>Beauty?

"Standards might change by the time they grow up."

>Uh... influence?

"Did I mention the lot of money with savings account thing yet?"

>So, I'm just supposed to like... pretend I did something and hope it works out?

"Pretty much."

>... so that's why it never worked with you?

"I do beg your pardon for not magically altering more babies."

>No yeah this one makes more sense. Good job, Celly!

"...been a while since I heard that one."

>>43005089
>been a while since I heard that one.

Poor baby

>>43005304
Hey she is retired… or almost?

>>43005556
Time is an illusion!

>>43005556
It’s wherever is most funny because Pinkie

>>43005976
Choosing her own story timeframe is pure pink

>>43005556
Unlike that lazy ass Luna

>>43006487
>Pinkie
"Celestia"
~

>Can I be a Luna style Princess if I want?

"Oh great, someone else is going to kick me in the sunny flanks!"

>I... I meant more dedicated to helping ponies in my own unique way...

"Did you really?"

>...Gimme your lunch money.

"I KNEW IT!"

>>43006727
She just wants to save time while she gets hers…

>>43007023
It is faster and easier

page 10 bump

>>43007023
Right? Totally misreading the situation

>>43007023
>I'm back and I got you a salad for lunch!

"Wait... that's why you robbed me?"

>I didn't rob you, I took your money to get you lunch. That's a friend thing, Celly!

"Why... why a salad?"

>This is also a friend thing.

"PINKIE!

>I know you were going to buy a cake!

"WELL DUH!"