Previous thread:>>42878211Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
Anonfilly would go on to be the best lawyer in Kinderquestria's history
>>42986509based maud>>42986510cunty lime being a cunty lime
>>42986695>Cunty Lime and Associates law firm>Cunty Lime makes sure YOU don't do county time!
Rapture! A new thread has arrived! With her box of juiced apples, Luna shall sit back and monitor in great anticipation!
board sliding againstay safe
>>42987145hussah
>>42987898Happone
Has anyone written any good Anon in pony prison stories recently? These are the only ones I've read.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/360488/belly-rubs-in-pony-prisonhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/485993/hugs-and-ear-scratches-in-pony-prison
>>42988970most recent green written here and archived was written 7/9/25 https://ponepaste.org/11193 I do say though that you should pop into the archive linked in the op. its a list of all the greens for the thread and all of them are linked to their respective greens and have dates written and word counts in a column along with synopsis's.
pre bed boop
>>42989603It's dangerous for a mare to leave her mouth hanging open like that. She might wake up with peanut butter MnMs in her cheeks.
3am Midnight Boopsnax
>>42989128Ok reading shortly
>>42990946Angel bunny if he lived up to his namesake
>>42991841Pre bed hug
10
>>42992261
>>42986276Yes I would love to.
>>42992646So fucking real
>>42993079Upside-dowsh
>>42993839GIWTWM
>>42993839Spikes finger blasting AJ into bliss
>>42993839Hoof-havers BTFO'd
>>42993991The proper place for a non-hoof-haver is to serve the hoof-havers, anon. Spike knows his place, why don't you?
pre bed
>>42994374Lewdna, Princess of the Boop
>>42995174But can she hit the griddy?
Stuck
>>42995578oh no, there's no way we can open that box without lightly scratching her face
>>42995960This is always a nice comic to see
Tyranny
>>42996983oh good, I have a massive batch of hot fresh muffins that need inspecting
>>42996983the best muffin inspector
>>42997823GRILLED CHEESE!
Pre bed dorp
>>43000943lewd
>>43001358what causes her to yell at bread?
>>43001734She already yells at peanut butter so maybe the bread has that on it
>>43002478nom ponk>>43002733an appropriate reaction
>>43002733Purple singularity
mibble
>>43003349I can hear the Yoshi sounds
>>43003497Give her a nibble of what you got
>>43004825Ote Theef
>>43004825little shid
>>43005426Poor Lemonhearts can't kiss anypony, for she has the Citrus Touch
>>43005616An experiment was conducted
>>43005764Unspeakable power
t-thanks derpy
>>43006750would pet this rare
what are some viable ways to keep a kinderpone out of trouble?
>>43007274Look them in the eye and ask them "what would Jesus do?"
>the slider is backStay safe kinder
>>43007274smooch them
>>43009033Munch munch munch
>>43009535she's definitely going native
>>43009851The anonfillers will be petted until the stain on their souls is removed
>>43009894petting shall continue until moral improves
>>43004825qt
>>43010492sleepy pone
>>43011581Narrator: "The value of the bread shot up tenfold upon her licking it"
>>43013096right on the fridge, thank you roseluck
>>43013096smoochable behavior
>>43014118Is that a mug of mashed potato?
>>43014215idk actually
>>43014118
>>43014634>cola is no ass flavoredf
>>43015188>Give Twilight some nerds>Dash gets skittles>Pinkie Pie gets thrown into a candy store so we can film the result>Rarity gets a single macadamia nut and an orange slice but we tell her it's haute cuisine so she'll love it>Applejack gets apple jacks cereal>Fluttershy gets.... I dunno, Scooby Snax?>Lyra gets mints I guess? I can't think of anything that fits her colors or theme or name.
>>43015401>Applejack gets apple jacks cerealShe'd be offended that they don't have apples in them
>>43015762twiggy piggy
Dash would prefer apple cider to sweets, really; let's not forget he doesn't like lemon pie either ^^
>>43015762Mmmmm, fried pie
>>43016409would save her
>>43016249Um, ehe, bleh!
>>43016741Comfy
>>430175371am Taco Bell is the night water of fast food>>43017767Hat Frisbee!>>43018098WOONA :D
>>43017354cat hoers
>>43019125this pic is so goat
>>43019336That's a pony, not a goat
>>43019813Very vulnerable to surprise pets
>>43020481Yes ma'am right away ma'am
Touch, if you dareThis high angle mare
>>43020848would
>>43021388We can make it bigger
>>43021722rip trixie she never scored
>>43022150Max stealth
>>43022684it would be pretty stressful to be twilight
>>43022684She's a cutie
>>43022939Cutie patootie with a cute patoot
Twilight wants whatever it is you're hiding in your hand.
>>43023890biblically accurate honse
>>43023890Be not afraid... of giving her that sugar cube
>>43024172she might have tickley whiskers tho
>>43024660Such a cute twiggles
>>43025110I can't tell what she even did
>>43025114f
>>43025114She flew around really fast
>>43025334oh I thought it was like... she backed it up at us
>>43026165It's not fun to go alone!
>>43025835
>>43027852she's looking like a snuggly snack
>>43029464Did he drop her?
>>43029748She went back to work, but she left behind enough ponefuzz to make an entire second Lime.Shedding season is rough.
>>43029851This is how ponies reproduce. After enough uppies, his jacket will become their foal.
>>43030321Yes pls
>>43030964she's so happy
>>43031081Oh wow, she's getting up EARLY tomorrow
>>43032028keed weezord
>>43032464qts
>>43032674FREE MUFFIN?
Kinderponies are far more conniving and cunning than may appear
>>43033572I wish I was half as cozy as that mare :c
>>43031747
What did (you) do?
>>43034493showed 'em my worm
>>43034495EEEEEK
>>43035051I'll buy her entire stonk
>>43035466This will be financially ruinous
>>43035696worth it though
NEIGHBLADE NEIGHBLADE!LET IT RIP!
>>43034183
Pinki Pi
>Welcome to PonyvilleFM>*car crash*>*airhorn*>*flutteryay.wav*>Your #1 source for hardcore rock and metal>*bouncingbabybunnies.mp3*>*partywhistle*>*buysomeapples*>THIS AIN'T YOUR PARENTS' RADIO STATION>"The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round-"
>>43038422an astute observation
>>43039308she's gonna rip through spacetime
what makes the kinder filly awoo?
>>43039642its tradition to howl with the timberwolves, to spook them away from pony farmlands.in reality, they just waltz on over, looking for tummy rubs, and the ponies oblige
>>4303787410/10 would tune in for
>>43039642I told her she's half wolf (she asked about her parents and I panicked and told her they had to go do wolf stuff because her dad's a wolf and that's why he's not around ha ha ha ha ha)
>>42986276I would love to be your valentine twilight
>>43039831evil, you're going straight to hell.
>>43040486i'msorryipanicked
>Ranchanon comes to town>Suddenly everypony is wearing western outfits>Applejack muttering something about stolen valor
>>43041220kek would be funny to applejack rant about stolen valor
>>43041676>I'm tiredThen sleep lol
>>43042360is that the bag she hides her shots in?
otes
>>43043961I wouldn't put it past kinderponies to be able to reproduce from stealing food
anon filly boop
>>4304483210/10 will boop
I love you Tia
>>43042802
>>43043207Shots? Like, shots shots?
>>43046049the ones you drink
>>43046049Must be whiskey shots. No teacher would carry something as heinous as needles.
>>43046233>>43046236Why would the cute bubblegum teacher need to keep shots (the kind that you drink) in her brown-paper bag?
>>43046262To carry them easier, duh
>>43046517But why would she need them?
>>43046521You'd probably drink too after spending all day with kinder foals because they are like kinder squared
>>43046521To drink them
>>43048452An aggressive boop assault
>>43048903Want
>>43049962Look at her go! A little question has anyone else been having troubles getting a captcha on desktop? Like I click the button then nothing happens at all, a similar thing happens when verification isn't required on desktop too it'll tell me I have no valid captcha?
>>43050198That hasn't happened to me, the worst I've gotten is randomly being told the captcha timed out when I just now hit the button to request
>>43050206huh very odd, just switched my browser and now im not having any issues
>>43050198>verification isn't required on desktop too it'll tell me I have no valid captcha?I got that constantly for a while early on, then it went away. It still comes back once in a blue moon, kind of annoying
>>43050285what browser do you use out of curiosity? I use chromium usually not to be confused with google chrome. posting from firefox rn with no issues what so ever.
>>43050303I'm on Brave
>>43050353based
>>43050303Pale Moon and Brave sometimes. It doesn't happen often anymore, but it's annoying when it does
She's ready to sleep in your yard
>>43001185>Anon is the easiest creature to test new drones with.>As long as the operative remains nonhostile and "Not COMPLETELY [REDACTED] annoying", he will allow for a surprising amount of interactions even WITH mistakes.>He will even conveniently point out flaws!>...there's a theory that he can just tell who's a changeling at a glance but until the day comes that he admits to it and/or does something with that information, there's a whole hive of folks willing to keep Anon sociable.
>>43050584>Ponies have four legs not sixImpressive mistake considering changelings naturally have 4 legs
>>43050632Kinder-changelings are a special breed
>>43050686Somehow misread that as special bread
would you sleep over at a kinderponies house if they asked?
>>43050584
>>43051692They wouldn't need to ask, I'd be asking them. Except Rainbow Dash, sorry but I can't walk on clouds.
>>43052189based as fuck and same pilled
>Pick up a Changeloaf (all according to keikaku)>Bring loaf home>Open bag>Get bread>Changeloaf is not smaller>Get another slice>Loaf same size>Where is the bread coming from, Changeloaf?>What is the bread???"Don't worry about it"But who was phone?
pre bed twiggy snuggle
>>43053202she's so cool
>"Hey Luna what were you REALLY doing when you were banished?">"Luna?">"Hello?"
>>43055453I had a chat with him about an hour or so ago he's a cool dude really laid back
>>43055467I bet he lays back with mares
>>43055872KEK
>>43055872The second Anon realizes the doors are open and unbarred, Equestria is done for
>>43053672Makes me think of a fucked up tyrantlestia AU where the starswirl spell created twilicorn by stealing bits from all her friends
>>43056683Swibble eating a taco?
>>43056959a strawberry taco I do believe
>>43056962Should've made a Strawburrito
>>43057807She looks like she eats carrots>>43058271She looks like she eats oats
>>43037874>*Imaginary Spike - Ponyactive starts playing*
This just in:Filly eats pie, sister annoyed. News at 11.
>>43058911Dubs confirm pie digesting, sister digressing
up
Evil has been purged
>>43060147golly
>>43060147AU where Golly becomes the Minister of Defense because she's the only pony in kinderquestria who can think like a human
>>43061996You sure? Cuz it looks like a little mare who's gonna do big business, but if it's not that, I guess you don't need your allowance...
Pinkie was EXTRA good today!
>she stole the otes for the last time
>>43062907Murder!
>>43062907aggressive nom
>>43063490All nomming is a form of aggression, won't somepony think of the food!?
>>43063798Twiggy does, that's why she's fat
>>43063906twiggy piggy
>>43064365>Lyra green with envykek
>>43064831For Twilight's sake, I'll walk to the next-nearest McDonald's to get her nuggets
>>43037874>h-h-h-hi everypony, it's um, it's your girl DJ Fluttershy on the tables!>the usual DJ is sick right now so, um, they let me run a program...>they told me I could play my favorite songs, so I, I, I hope you like it! I'm really really sorry if you don't...>https://youtu.be/_RSXoazrnaI?si=rO0DtweAhGdUBQLy
Pre bed
>>43065754boopa
>>43065754Snoofa>>43065382Dorpus
>>43065382
>>43066105
>A Ponk blocks the road!>She uses mlem>It's super effective!
>>43066693
>>43066693>>43066954smoochable ponks
>>43067239
>>43067456She's looking to get unprotected hoof holding with eye contact
>>43067238absolutely adorable
>>43068650that would definitely lead in interesting scenarios and implication with anon
>>43069125ORANGE SLICES! That's the good shit for school lunches!
>>43069682The song playing on the radio for me right now syncs up:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3jFaDmC1t0
>>43069954This would fix me
>>43070088look at her go all care free
>>43037874>Your #1 source for hardcore rock and metal>It's https://youtu.be/YV_jKDc1iow?si=_Fa6BcYLG-FhD9ku>yfw
>>43070506MY ZIGGA
The Brutal Legend post got me thinking- would kinerponies even have swears or would it be beeping itself that counts as swearing?
>>43071010depends on what you think would be funnier
>>43071369Sigh. I've actually had worse. 6/10.
>>43071624Imminent orbital scoot
>>43071624
>>43072230>>43072487she's a member of the kinderquestria space program
>>43072713she's coming in a tad hot
>>43072839Of course she is, Derpy is the hottest mare
