Assuming you're straight, would you let your stallion friend suck you off? He's not your waifu, but he's a nice guy, and he doesn't need a relationship with you or want you to do anything to him if you don't want to, really, he just wants to make you feel good.In case you're loyal to your waifu, at what point do you accept (i.e. your waifu is unavailable or taken/your waifu rejected you/etc.)?
>>42992218>In case you're loyal to your waifu, at what point do you acceptYou got it there. I'm loyal to my waifu. Meaning never.Bedroom matters involve one anon, one pinkie pie, a bunch of pillows, a pillow fort and a lot of fun. Stallions are not invited.
I'm not straight but I wouldn't let my friend suck me off, have some self-respect dawg.
>>42992220She's a married mare, she doesn't want you.
>>42992220But would you still love her if she was male?
>>42992238No, any marenigger's love is skin deep.
>>42992238Now that's a different question.If she was turned into a stallion then yeah I'd still love her, absolutely. Although I'm definitely gonna look for a solution to turn her back into a mare.
>>42992221Yeah, listen to the REAL faggot here, OP.
>>42992247>Although I'm definitely gonna look for a solution to turn her back into a mare.>t. tranny
>>42992247>Implying it was an accident and Pinkie Pie didn't want to become Bubble Berry + ur gay lol
>>42992218No, kill yourself faggot. The only male I'd let suck me off is picrel
>>42992250Now that's reaching. Unless his "solution" is turning himself into a mare. Which he should, because wanting to be a mare is the most based thing there is.
>>42992218I don't befriend homewreckers.
>>42992257Go back to Discuck, groomer pedophile.
>>42992218No that's gay.
>>42992218only if i was a single horse and i didnt have to reciprocate anything gay
>>42992265>t. too new to remember when threads like /ss/ were the norm on the sitego moralfag somewhere else junior
>>42992221This. I'm not straight either, but I have enough respect to set boundaries and not let carnal urges potentially cause issues with a great, platonic relationship with a good friend. Now, there's other kinds of bros that you can hang out and fool around with, but they're a bit different than the deep, heartfelt kinda friendship I have with my closest friends.The exception to all of this is if both you and your friend agreed you want to take things to a more serious level, but even then, tread cautiously and don't let lust be confused for love.
this entire thread is just baiters baiting baiters, there's like three different dicksword circlejerks congregated here alone.It's only a halfstep better then them all independently trying to slide the board but honestly if you all want to have a midwit meme debate about gender shit and how trad you are you all should go literally anywhere else so it's easier for you guys to keep track of who's saying what.
>>42992218I mean... I wouldn't mind any stallion sucking me off desu, I'd also be interested in jerking off his horsecock and see how big his flare is and watch how much a stallion cums.
>>42992257>male>rumbleAnon...
>>42993194Based!
>>42993202W-what?
>>42993167>how trad you areIt's really funny how anons here act like they wouldn't jump at the opportunity to let male!Pinkie suck their dick. XD
>>42993167is it? I just like bubble berryalso feel free to provide source
>>42993604just don't mind him, anon.
>>42992218I had a friend like that, so yeah. But I doubt my cock could fit in a pony’s mouth, depending on what size they are. Me personally, I’m pretty hung, from what my FWB and people online have told me.
>>42994220theyre used to horecocks anon, I think thryve got your pecker handled
>>42992218I'm straight bordering on asexual for humans but bisexual for ponies/furries. It seems paradoxical but it's surprisingly common.
>>42994220>I'm pretty hung>My FWBFaker than fake.
>>42994653It’s real. We met online, and we fucked three times until we fell out. What makes you think that I’m lying?
>>42994685The lack of a discord tag.
>>42994690Is that an invitation?
>>42994524I think it's called prison gay, actually.
>>42994685The lack of a catbox link showing off your hefty package.
>>42993194The correct way to do this is put the stallion or futa mare on top and let them throat swab you, they can play with yours as they please.
>>42994956Hmm… I’m tempted. Not sure how that works, though. I’ve never done it.
>>42995260https://catbox.moe/
>>42995260You should do it!
>>42995433I’m not gonna get banned if I do this, am I? It seems like I would. I’ve been banned several times here because of accidentally breaking rules, and I’d hate to have it happen again. I don’t wanna get permabanned eventually.
>>42995629Hmmm, I can't say for sure one way or another. Sometimes things fly, sometimes jannys strike swift and hard. You could always try posting it in one of the many cock threads on /b/, /hm/, or even /soc/. Just cross-link to it here.
>>42995629Use the owo proxy to evade bans
>>42992860his ears looks weird
>>42992218If it is what I have to do then I'll do it.
>>42992218I'm not interested. Being sucked off by a stallion won't make me feel good. I won't hold it against him if he asks me once, but once I set the boundries and he keeps asking, then it will be about what he wants, not me. At that point, the friendship ends.
>>42992218Depends on the stallion. Big Mac or Bulk Biceps? Too masculine. Soarin? Sure.
>>42995657I post in those threads all the time. You won’t even have a hard time finding my posts, either.
>>42997254Nice, that's good. But how will I know which monster dong is yours?
>>42992218>stallion friendDepends if it's a breezie/kirin, or just a normal square muzzle.>and he doesn't need a relationship with youPass
>>42992218go be a faggot somewhere else
>>42997260I often post my username with the pictures. You’ll know who I am because of the username. I’ll give you a hint: it’s involved with this community.
>>42997264Interesting. I'll keep an eye out then. I still think you should catbox a pic though, for research purposes.
>>42997270I posted in one of them just now. If I find any more threads, I’ll post in them. If you find me, leave a reply or add me; whatever suits you.
>>42992218stay here straightchad
>>42997444I found it! mfw
>>42995199Anon, I am not a fag, I just enjoy soft gentile stallions.
>>42998346Heh. Glad you like it. I love compliments.
>>42998485Kill yourself. How about that one?
>>42998492How original.
>>42998495may you get raped by a pack of gay horny stallions at appleloosa ranch
>>42999071Is that a bad thing?
>>42997254>>42998485Thicc cock bro!
>>42997254>I post in those threads all the time.Of course you do. That's all you monkeys that have their gray matter stored between their legs are good for, after all.
>>42992218>Assuming you're straightWhatever you day after this is an automatic no. Whenever someone has to state they or (you) are straight, it's always followed by the gayest thing possible.
>>42999348People keep on telling me that, and I appreciate it.
>>42999775Assuming you're straight, would you drink a milkshake?
>>42999186I second this.
>>42999750>That's all you monkeys that have their gray matter stored between their legs are good for, after all.We built this world and everything in it, but do go on about how bad and useless we are. You holes are so delusional. The only reason y’all live so comfortably is because we allow it.
>>42992218No, I've been in the opposite end of this situation with a good friend. Im glad he told me no and just let it be an awkward moment and moved on. It really made me realize i need to reign in my perverted desires and become a much more mature person overall
>>43000280You got turned down and your conclusion from that is "Well maybe I don't really need sex like a regular human being, I'll just go celibate"?
>>42992218I'd give him a kiss on the cheeeks.
>>43001422Wholesome. Hope you will find your Equestria.
>>43001804I myself have never really thought about breezies, because lel, but I think I'd have to say yes. Imagine...
>>43002456Perfect size.
>>42995199unf
I would kiss him every night and day.
>>43004370straight*ftfy
>>43004813bro that is still gay dont lie to me
>>43005558Using the word "zesty" instantly makes you a gay ahh nigga... Welcome!
>>43005337Less gay than fucking a w*m*n.
>>43006547They're just wrestling
>>43006654You can see a little ectoplasm in the bottom left of the drawing, that's to let you know that they're both being haunted by a ghost or perhaps a ghoul.
>>42992218I was going to joke about being gay but there are actual gays in this thread and that makes me uncomfortable.
>>43006659Nah, just sweat from wrestling around. Wrestling is quite the workout.
>>43006870Well no that's what's between their muzzles.
>>42998485You won't post an actual pic because you're a pussy.
>>43006874No, that's saliva. They were tongue wrestling too...
>>43006930But... but that's kissing.
>>43000992no, the conclusion was maybe i shouldn't view my friends as sex objects and i should restrain myself to keep their friendship
>>43006934Nahhh! It's just a tactic to daze your wrestling adversary long enough to get him in into prime takedown position.
>>43006906No. It doesn’t belong here, and I’ll get banned if I post it. If you wanna see it so bad, go to /soc/.
>>42992218I need a response to this from Pinkie Shrine anon
>>43007443Post it on catbox, pussy.
>>43007505>Pinkie Shrine anon...Who?
>>42993194Anon, stallions cum a lot, it's like floodgates opening. You wouldn't waste it would you? It's pretty much pure protein and zinc. You need to swallow, not because you're gay (you're not) but because not swallowing would be wasteful.
>>43007862How many times do I have to say it? I don’t wanna get banned. I’m not risking it.
>>43008465at most you'll get banned for like 3 days, calm down. also you shouldnt be attention-whoring in general, otherwise you're no better than """traps""" in a /trash/ thread
>>43008518How am I attention-whoring? Y’all didn’t believe me, so I gave proof of what I said. And I’m scared of bans because I’ve had several of them at this point. I posted a pony pic in /soc/ because I forgot about the rule, and I was banned for 3 days. So yeah, I’m right to be cautious.
>>43008403Zebras cum even more! They evolved to cum such huge volume to literally flood any other male's seed out of his mate! An evolutionary arms race to increase semen volume! Nature sure is fascinating.
>>43007862>>43008465>>43008518I ventured over to /soc/ after he posted in one of the cock threads. Can confirm it is indeed a hefty slab of meat! Nice pubes too. Would gladly accept having it slapped and rubbed all over my face...Anyways, it's in the "Nice Cocks Rate" thread over there, about 10 or 12 posts down.
>>43008403I guess wasting that much stallion fertile seed would certainly be a little unreasonable, swallowing it sounds like the correct thing to do however, I wouldn't suck on the cock, I'd only put the flare inside my mouth to try to get as much of the stallion's seed as possible.>>43008823Why would you want that much amount of semen? It'd spill anyhow.
>>43006998And you've had sex since that time I take it?
>>43008696Just shut the fuck up retard. Fuck off to the cancerous shithole you crawled out of.
>>43008861Man, I’m loving these compliments. I appreciate y’all.
>>43008891Why is this site full of aggro keyboard warriors?
>>43008898/soc/ is literally the board almost diametrically opposed to this one. Fuck. Off. Your ilk is not wanted here.
>>43008903I don’t care what you want, fella. You’re not important.
>>43008872>Why would you want that much amount of semen?Dude, I explained why. The African savanna is a brutal place, mating opportunities don't come around often, so zeeb mares learned to mate with as many males as possible to ensure she could pass along her genes whenever times were conducive to reproduction. Well male zeebs want to ensure it's THEIR offspring that make it. So through evolution, males that produced more semen had a statistically higher chance of impregnating a mare, leading to the "cum volume evolutionary arms race." It eventually got so crazy that the sheer amount of semen a zebra would pump into a mare would "flush out" an opposing male's semen and replace it with his own... This only further reinforced the evolutionary adaptation, leading to what we have today: Grevy's zebras that easily pump out well over a LITER of thick cum!
>>43008912Eat shit dirtbag. You're the lowest lifeform on here, even a frognigger is a more worthwhile poster. Little piece of shit.
>>43008923Who are you trying to impress? I’m certainly not impressed.
>>43008924Kill yourself.
>>43008923Sounds like someone went and took a gander at his cock and got a little jealous.
>>43008927So what are you even doing on this board besides looking up yet another way to catch AIDS?
>>43008927Heh. Yep. Lots of people don’t like me, but my dick is bigger than all of them.
>>43008926Not the first time I heard that, and it definitely won’t be the last.
Ponies? Oh wait, I forgot I'm on nu-/mlp/
>Boasts about his cock size>It's average, nothing specialHuh
>>43008950Fags are easily impressed since they'll jump at any chance to suck on a dick
>>43008950How’s it average when I’ve measured it to be about 8 inches or so? Plus, lots of people say it’s big.
>>43008955That’s better than what women do. They always want the best and never settle for anything less. Being gay is nice because men aren’t picky like women are. Plus, women are highly overrated.
>>43008959Nobody cares /soc/nigger. This isn't about your dick size unlike what you are thinking (because your mind can't think about anything but cocks). It's about you being a resident of one of the most cancerous boards on this site.
>>43008964People like you are why I don’t like anybody at all. Always thinking they’re important for no reason.
>>43008970>literally starts talking about his cock unprompted as typical of a /soc/nigger>why don't people like meeeee?Go back.
>>42992218To consider it sincerely, I think I would panic. In my world friends don't offer friends blowjobs out of nowhere, unless it's a self-deprecating joke or a cry for help. Something is up.The battle plan:- Bake a cake together.- Find out if something unrelated to me burdens his soul.- If he's secretly in love, turn him down. The extent of my fruityness is a short infatuation with Jack Harkness as a teen. Not going back to it.- If there's no crisis and he's just a touchy as fuck weirdo, offer headpats.
>>43008950Why would you look it up
>>43010592He was just curious about, you know. Cocks.
>>42992218>Assuming (you)'re straightOP is a faggot
>>43010840Who isn't? They're actually quite fascinating.
>>43008920That's really only grevy's zebra I think.
>>43011133Yep. Grevy's zebras. Lucky boys! (And mares too desu.) Imagine getting your insides flooded with all that hot spunk... Oof!
Daaaaamn!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NYkAHWi64cs
>>43011196WTF
Zebras cum A LOT!
That's NUTS!
If I got to Equestria and my waifu is temporarily a stallion for a few months is it gay to fuck him. Please advise
>>43011062Really?
>>43012441Yep! So many shapes, sizes, etc... Some grow a whole lot, some are always big and hanging out. Some get crazy hard, others are more pliable. Some are super sensitive and make the guy it's attached to moan and look like he's feeling so good. Others are battle-hardened and able to go on and on for a super long time, doling out all kinds of pleasure. Some shoot a little bit of cum, some shoot a whole lot! They're just really neat!
>>43012355Anon, there is nothing gay in wanting to get a soft cute stallion on your lap, and gently stoke his big horsecock from just behind his tip to the base, until he climaxes, so you can see that flare go full size and feel his copious amount of white thick seed being shoot out of his dick.
>>43012803Oof! Need that in my life!
>>43012803Word up. If wanting to get completely nude and lounge back in a comfy chair while holding a soft, warm little pony against your chest, nuzzling against his cheek and giving him kisses all over while you play with his adorable hooves and run your hand through his fur with one hand and lovingly tend to his cool heavy balls and his firm warm cock with the other, enjoying the little sounds and motions he makes as you please him while you tell him what a sweet little pony he is and how much you love him, until his flare swells and he begins to buck his hips as he shoots spurt after spurt of warm, virile stallion cum, filling the room with the scent of his love as he loses himself in pleasure, and melts into your embrace makes you gay the- …oh
this thread made me gay, thanks guys
>>43013141Enjoy your newfound freedom!
>>43013141what if it made you straight?
>>43008861Bro...
>>43014375What now?
>>43013141
>>43014394You need to pray away the gay
>>43014431Nah, you need to pray I don't find your ass and take you out to dinner and a movie, followed by comfy gaming while snuggling together under a blanket, and finally some spooning as we happily chat about random stuff until we fall asleep in each other's arms. You're little spoon.
>>43014452Why did this give me butterflies in my stomach?
>>43014483Because you crave the companionship of a true bro that genuinely cares about you and passes no judgement upon you because, being a fellow guy and bro, he understands you on a much deeper and fundamental level. You crave physical touch and stimulation that only another bro can give, because bros know how to make other bros feel the best! They know all of your sensitive spots, both of your body... and your heart.
>>43014647For (you)
>>43014749cute
>>43013141Skill issue.
>>43013141Luck issue.
>>43014399kek
Stallions!
>>43016206are cute.
>>43005783they're hugging
Would you?
>>43017303Top Elusive, Bottom for Bubble Berry and his Monster can cock.
>>43017303yes
>>43017303Maybe.
>>43017669Monster cock?!
>>43018681Yeah, everyone knows Bubble Berry has a thicc cock with dimensions similar to those of a can of Monster Energy.
>>42992218It depends. If I also get R63'd then that'd actually be 50 times better. But if I'm a guy too then it's no deal cause that'd be gay. One of us has to be a girl. I'd rather it be me but I'd accept it being her. But I cannot accept it being gay.
>>43018693now you're making me think the monster energy company has a portal to r63 equestria with a constant milking of Bubble Berry's cock to make the liquid that you drink from those cans
>>43019072Yum! What flavor you think is his product?
>>43019092Nitro Cosmic Peach flavor
>>43019104Hmm, pretty good choice. I was thinking Pipeline Punch or maybe White Pineapple.
>>43019072UNF would drink
>>43019138white pineapple sounds closest to cum lol
>>43018784very straight of you
>>43018693comically long dick for a comically pink pony
>>43020372Love his magenta member!
