You are literally stroking/licking/sucking a hard phallic object to bring your partner pleasure. Personally, I don't see how you could perform such an act without being at least a little gay.
If they are then I dont wanna be straight
>>42997131It's fine if she has a feminine horn.
>>42997131>I don't see how you could perform such an act without being at least a little gaysame for meI think the ideal thing and that works in my mind is to give them a handjobNot only is it more like masturbating yourself than another guy, but it also works like a kind of hair pulling during sex
>>42997131Don't look up what a clitoris is
>>42997131Phallic objects are objects that actually look like cocks you retard not just any long object. Does your cock look like a cone?
>>42997131It's okay to be gay for your wife.
>>42997131touching/stroking/licking a unicorn horn does not give feelings of pleasure to the pony.
>>42997176Yes it does, how do you think magical unicorn mayo is made huh?https://youtu.be/gqUHQYJ4fEQ
>>42997176Yes it does.
>>42997196I just relized how hard I exposed my ancientfag status with this one.
>>42997207You reminded me of a couple other things they didhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52_YATRdS2ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBeeIdlXfk0Gotta love that Tara Strong played a my little pony character before G4
>>42997219Holy shit I remember the first one but not the second that is some cosmic destiny shit also I would war pony.
It's not inherently gay to give a unicorn mare a hornjob if that turns out to be a thing in Equestria. However, fantasizing about doing it to a unicorn mare is an excuse to make a mare more phallic, which is kinda gay.
>>42997226Yeah, war pony is a baddie
>>42997131I think you're a faggot and you're trying to imply people who care about their mares by pleasing them is gay
>>42997131It is gay if OP is gay>note: the statement “OP is gay” is a tautology.∴ Hornjobs are indeed gay.
>>42997131Nigga she's my wife. Unless you're giving a hornjob to a stallion then it's not gay
>>42997131its only gay if you're thinking of a human man while doing it.otherwise its xenophilia.
>>42997154Yours doesn't?
>>42997465Spike, you shouldn't be on here dude.
>>42997176This.
>>42997131>stroking a hornAre you gay?
>he wouldn't suck his waifu's hornNow this is real faggotry
>>42998773Has your waifu asked you to suck her horn? Or did you just imagine and decide that it would be hot if she asked you to?
I want to suck my waifu's horn while I jack off her mare flare
>>42998793this but the other way around
What about sucking on her ears? Is that gay too?
>>42997131talking about hornjobs now I want a pegasus mare to sit on my unicorn back and suck my unicorn horn while i read books on unicorn magic UNFFF
>>42997131>Is anal inherently straight? You are literally fucking/penetrating/cumming inside a soft hole to bring your partner pleasure. Personally, I don't see how you could perform such an act without being at least a little straight.
>>42998972gay
>>42999367its straight if the mare is jacking your unicorn horn on your head bro
>>42999367touching a cock with your hand is a little more gay than a blowjob imo
>>42999401Sucking dick is definitely gayer. You touch your own dick all the time, you don't suck yourself off.
>>42999406Yeah but when you touch a dick the dick essence stays on your hand. so everything you touch gets the dick essence on it. then any time you touch the stuff that you touched with your dick hand you become gay again. same for anyone else who touches the dick stuff you touched. it's like an indirect handjob. it's more sanitary with your mouth since your spit kind of helps clean the dick essence from itself. and there is less danger of infecting the area around you unless you're sharing a drink or something and end up giving someone else an indirect blowjob. so the dick essence will just stay in your mouth until you brush your teeth. who know how much stuff you will touch with your dick hands before you wash them.
Is it gay to have sex with a mare?
>>42999466if ur a mare, yeah
What does horn even taste like
>>42999760OP's mom
>>42997131Why's Twi so mad though?
>>42999475Well Applejack's the one writing that.
>>42999760bone
>>42997131There's a fic that tackles this very philosophical questionhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/280105/1/is-it-gay-for-a-stallion-to-give-a-unicorn-mare-a-hornjob/awkward-silence
>>42999899checked and based
>>42999899Very gay read, but insightful. Informative thread.
>>42999899If giving a mare a hornjob is gay, I don't want to be straight.>>43000000
>>42999184Anal has always been for latent homosexuals when you've got a perfectly good hole RIGHT THERE.
>>43000960That's only true for anal irl. Anal is completely straight if done with a mare.
>>42999899>https://www.fimfiction.net/story/280105/>“Okay, but what if the mare also has a dick?”
>>43001448>Rejecting horsepussyGayer than gay
>>42997131Yes, because liking unicorns is gay
>>43002042That's at least a consistent position, I respect it.
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>>43002078Look on the bright side, pal. You can do vaginal and anal at the same time.https://files.catbox.moe/zchw52.png
>>43001493I liked how relatable their conversation was.
>>43002078>spike gets frustrated with being a teenager in equestria>he uses twilight's connection to the earth internet to shitpost about his friends and family and look at pornGood for him I guess.
