I want to be objectified by stallions!
Me too
>>42999282i'll objectify you ;)
>>42999282They would never
>>42999282green ponies are considered unattractive in-universe, sorry
But ponies don't objectify eachother because ponies are good.
>>43000154this
>>42999282I'm not a stallion and I won't objectify you, you silly green anon mare wife
>>43000154this but even if you end up in a less good and just Equestria,>reincarnate as a mare>it's RGRE>you're on the backhoof again
Collecting hot loads from a horde of feral gooner Anons and funneling them all into Anonmare's soaking slutty horsepussy
>>43001090Gangbangs with my best friendshttps://twibooru.org/3516931
>>43001090A-Anon that... that's lewd...
>>43001102UNF
>>43001102How did Fluttershy's sperm get in there when Twilight only gave her head
>>43001702That image is just one part of a daylong fuck session.
>>43001702magic, duhh. sex is magic
>>43000154what is king sombra?
>>43002806A umbrum...
>>43003039What is canon anymore Anon... tell me?! What am I supposed to believe???!!!
>>43003098the show and not the comics?
>>42999282I want to objectify stallions
>>43004258the raper? lnao.
>>43003039No, he's a hinny.
>>43004257Blackjack, please.
>>42999282I'll objectify you for free
>>43005268No, that's too free
>>42999282is that gay or straight
>>43005821straight, I'm a mare
>>42999282I want to be impregnated by stallions.
>>43005963oh good, im the stallion that will impregnate youPLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>43006225unfff
>>43007172Just weird enough in my opinion.
>>43006583UNFFF
>>43007172How "weird"?
>>42999282what does objectified mean???
>>43001702(You)r first mistake was trying to make sense of porn.
Been thinking about this a lot latelyUltimately to achieve the highest level of mare appreciation you must become the mare. And what is a mare without ponies to pine over her? Human X mare is an abomination of /mlp/'s pollutionStallions all fighting to impregnate a fertile mare is the purest expression of pony love. I'd like to see what it's like to exist in that body, explore it with a group of stallions, and ultimately birth foalsNot gay or tranny tho
>>43009276Spoken like a true mare
>>43009276You're wrong, the purest expression of pony love is to hold hooves, rub snoots together, do small gentle kisses and share their breath with one another. You'll have 10x as many foals doing that.
>>43009276>Ultimately to achieve the highest level of mare appreciation you must become the mare>Not gay or tranny tho
>>43001102hot
>>43000154Didn't season one have Fluttershy being objectified for an entire episode?
>>43010002also wasn't there a episode where Fluttershy was sold onto slavery for a episode so dash could get the latest darling do book?
>>43000154Proofs?
>>43009276Couldn't said it any better myself. Thank you.
>>43009276Ah-huh...
Why be objected when you could be the one to object others in the object game or whatever.
>>43012048Huh what now? That's too many objects.
>>43009276Is it just a fetish for you? Would you actually love and care for your foals? My biggest problem with Anons wanting to become mares is I feel like like as soon as the high of being bred wears off they won't stay with their new family. They will leave their stallion and foal, and just go look for another poor stallion to fuck over.
>>43012460my reaction when I learned Java
>>43012604Idk, could be worse. Better than sticking around to make your kids hate you and forcing you to pay child support for the rest of your life. Shit, I wouldn’t even be mad.
>>43012798Java for minecraft, I presume?
>>43012807
>>43012604Not that anon, but I'd love and care for mine. There are so many coombrains though that I share your skepticism. The fact that anon wants multiple stallions to plap them (all at once most likely) does sound rather horny. Being treated like an object is also not a great foundation for a happy pony family.
>>43013284literally me
>>43010330It was worth it and deserved.
>>42999282object as in the love cube from Portal?
>>43014523...No but that would be funny
>>42999282like good for you dude
>>42999282Somehow this isn't the worst thread on on the board. Not even by a long shot.
>>43015805obviously, it's a pony thread which instantly makes it the best in comparison to some threads with >nohooves and obvious blogpost thread(s)
>>43015805This thread amuses me so it's good.
>>43015805we're on the best thread right now, retard
>>42999282ok bro
>>43012604>>43013336I specifically said stallions would be fighting over the being the one that gets to impregnate my mare body. How depends on what level of pony society you think Equestria would be operating onIn a society that mirrors our own, it would be down to which Stallion would put the effort into treating me right, taking the lead, and making me his mare. You're right that being a slut wouldn't be gratifying, I'd rather settle down in a pony family & care for and birth as many foals as my then-husband wanted, and the pair-bonding of a mares brain on her partner and children would probably carry me the rest of the way through whatever trepidation one may have. Alternatively, actual horses are setup where the stallions all physically fight to impregnate a mare in heat by running a train on her, and whichever sperm reaches her eggs first is the winner. While probably pretty hot, I wouldn't take this route as like you said, you'd end up more of a single mother of foals with no support.I do want to stress again that I am very much straight and do NOT have any gender dysphoria or fetishes. I'm just saying if I was to be a mare I'd want to go all the way and reach the ideals we have of pure marehood
>>43017771aren't there more mares than stallions? it would be the opposite
>>43017906Yeah but it'll be matriarchy with the stallions chasing after who they want still like irl.
>>43017771Now that you've elaborated, it sounds like a perfectly normal and reasonable line of thinking. I guess you would be an okay mare, hypothetically speaking, from a purely speculative consideration, entirely-straight-anon.
>>43017771Sure...
>>43009276>>43017771Real shit, honestly
>>43017771unf
bump
>>43012604Personally I'd like kids, I don't see what's so strange about that. It doesn't make much difference if I'm a mare mother or a normal father, why would I abandon children and family under any scenarioThe main difference if I was a mare is that it's a fantasy scenario, so the idea of having foals and a family is not laughably unrealistic to think about...
>>43020061I couldn't have put it better myself, familychad. But... did you have to remind me of the harsh reality? A family-less familychad coping with fantasies of mares and stallions hits too close to heart.
>>43020061bros...
>>43021724me when I go to equestria fr fr
>>43020061The problem with that is that your human soul in the mare body would dominate your reasoning and you would become a massive sloot if you desired so or not.
>>43021827literally me
>>42999282Autogynephilia is one hell of a drug
>>43021827I'd go to his private island in Equestria.
>>43021827so true brah
>>43013284kek
>>43021836I don't get your reasoning, I am telling you right now as a human (currently) that I would want a family and would stay with my foals/kids if I had them, so why would my human soul interfere with that if I became a mare?
>>43021836>mare is not slutty>human is not slutty>mare with human soul is sluttyAnon...
>>43023947-1 * -1 = +1
>>43024055...You make a compelling argument.So, if I'm not inside Rainbow Dash and I'm not cumming, then...Nope, fuck, looks like it doesn't work that way Anon. But it was worth a shot.
>>43024055reasonable logic
if you don't imagine a blissful existence as a perfect stallion's special mare, you're quite frankly sexist. You could never imagine yourself in the existence of something you could never be, ie, you have no empathy, and therefore you have low social iq
>>43024501Wanting to be the mare but calling your stallions sexist for not also wanting to be the mare is a failure of your mare virtues. You're meant to care about your stallions, faggot. Our anonstallions love their mares very much, do not judge them for stallion-ing.
>>43024501what
>>43024773True.
>>43020061
>>43025691Cute!!!
>>43009420unf
>>43000153don't you dare say that about tree hugger
>>43026932Tree Hugger has a pretty ugly mane to be fair...
>>43009420Me on top.
>>43009420me on the bottom
>>43025691adorable pic
>>43025691reminds me of fosgitt artstyle for some reason
>>43025691when a anon dies of old age does his soul go to some anon's womb?
>>43024055Huh???
>>43029730Yes, and you VILL experience every moment of it from the fetus.
>>43030431ha...ha?
>>43029730Yes.
>>42999282Good for you.
>>43031179lovely anonpony family
>>42999282In real life as well? Haha?
>>43032396I don't think anyone here is Mr. Hands. plus he's dead
>>43033162Why not?
>>43000129How would you know what stallions would do?
>>43034863Because they live in Equestria
>>43035532I watched the show
>>42999282just rape them bro
>>43000153>t. rarity
>>43000153I find green ponies attractive so you're le wrong.
>>43000153Fact checked: FALSE
>>43000153green ponies are cute so you're wrong
>>43000153Green isn't the most unappealing color to be assigned to the lesser, Anon...
Niggas be hating on green? No taste.
Why the fuck are there so many random deleted posts? Some of them I can kind of get but others are just completely innocent
>>43042819Mass deletions, that usually happens to people who use certain proxy services. They get caught in the shotgun fire.
>>43042819>he doesn't know
>>43042819>he should know now (if he can read)
>>43042819>he knows
>>43042819>he will never know the knowings
>>42999282So it seems.
>>43042819>Aww man now I'm missing all the hot stallion on mare (male) action..Kek
>>43042761yeah green is kino
>>42999282based
>>42999282Why not objectify the stallions instead?
>>43047216We're not in Soviet Russia.
>>43021827fr unc that do be me
Me three!
>>43047405we are comrade
>>42999282IM A OBJECTIFYING MY LAZOR, BLAAARG!
>>43025691smol
>>42999282Whatever you say, Anon.
>>43031179Cute.
>>43000153so are you
>>43051734Same
I want to cum inside (rainbow dash).
IWTBOBS
>>42999282facts
Stallions must be objectified by me
>>43054627Only you? Give us some!
>>43055792no
What happens when you get objectified?
>>42999282You want to be raped by stallions?
>>43057170Do you not?
>>43057474Shouldn't WE be the ones to rape, and not to be raped?
>>43057667I want to be raped and rape.
stallions have such massive balls and can't even masturbate since they don't have handsimagine how pent up and frustrated they areI just want to see them get relief
>>43057672Stallions are unable to masturbate because of their rough hooves. That's why they want a mare. Mare have soft hooves that allow for hoofjobs. Colts who have softer hooves are also capable of hoofjobs and masturbation but as they grow older, it becomes more difficult and uncomfortable to fap unless they're unicorns.
>>43057670Truly the most rapiest rape of our times.
>>43057672They can rub their own cock with their hooves or magic seems easy to me
>>43058442They can but the roughness of their hooves makes the friction uncomfortable and possibly slower than they'd like to.
>>43058505can't they wear like gloves or some specialised masturbating stuff or whatever?
>>43057672>doesn't know belly slapping
>>43059014>implying I don't that's what makes it hotthose fat cocks cannot find it satisfying in any waythey NEED hot, wet pussies to get any is real relief
>>43013284Aw man, poor anonstallion :(
>>43059051whew
>>42999282Guise no, it's not a trans self insert. Tee hee, don't be silly anon.
>>42999282Guises YES sex with mare, tee hee, silly anon!
>>43059051unf
>>43059014W-what is belly slapping?
>>43059051That is a pretty hot n sexy mare!
>>43060948Stallion hoof-free gooning
>>43061327Gooning by not even using your limbs?! How do I learn this power?
>>43061923just use magic LMAO
>>43062463I dont have magic...
>>43062865skill issue
>>43062865magic issue
>>42999282Well, good for you.
>>43001102I fapped to this.
>>43064410same
>>43059051>>43061325that's a stallion
>>43065006Out of 10!
>>43065006That's the good part.
>>43065006yes and?
>>43065932Its... le gay.
>>43066263So?
>>43066723You are sticking your cock in a stallion, why are you gay?
>>43067155im straight?
>>43067641yeah right
>>42999282Same, sounds interesting.
>>43035562if so what is your favorite episode
>>42999282Lol wut
>>43068892S05E22
>>43069276Yep. Objectified!
>>43065006Unf
>>43059051true
>>43061923get someone else to do it for you
>>43070856No.
>>43059014Are we supposed to know that sorta kinky things???
>>43071606yes this is the horsefucker board
>>43072006Yeah but... Horsecock?!
>>43013284I could go for some Kirin Beer.
>>43059000They could but thay would cost money.
>>43073246yeah lube cost money for amerimutt golems so it shouldnt be a problem
>>43073687>America out of nowhereRent free, commie.
>>43074092itz the truth
>>42999282Dont be the one to be object, be the one who objects others.
>>43075149Thank you sun tzu for those wise chinese words
>>43075149so true
>>43000153ur so freakin wrong buddy
>>43059051Bro...
Any good fics about this?
>>43076986fics where you get molested by stallions?
>>42999282same tbf
>>43077475Real life with Mr.Hands
>>43078320Kek.
>>43001102Sexooo
>>43078320Can't believe he died...
>>43009420hawt
>>43079233Shouldn't of stuck it in.
>>43079912bit too late to say that to him lol
>>43000129they would
>>43080578No. This show is for little girls, ponies are pure and innocent and they would never do something like that.
>>43080785>This show is for little girlsDoesn't look like it to me and others.
>>43065006so? if it has a hole then there's a goal
>>43081369You're gay. Why are you gay?
>>43081764im straight
>>43082233-up ugly, yeah.
>>43082236Why are you talking about yourself like that?
>>43082241Funny meta joke?
>>43082247Why would it be meta?
>>43082241Why are you having trouble following the direction a conversation is going? You autistic, anon?
>>43082816>You autistic, anon?Don't you have to be autistic to even be on this board? It would explain a lot of behaviours seen.
>>43082821I'm not autistic and I use this board so you are wrong
>>43083124Oh nonny... we're all autistic down here. No need to lie to yourself and others.
>>42999282i want to be raped by ponies :(
>>43084041I'll rape you if you're pretty.
>>43084505No th-thanks...
>>43084870i dont need your consent bitch
>>42999282mares should kidnap me haha
>>43085604UNF
>>43085604Hot.
>>43059051Marshie is hot. I know where I can fuck him in SL. Don't be jealous.
>>43086098You know him!?
>>43086098>>43086510>>>/soc/ you cancerous shitstains
>>43085604giwtwm
>>43085604Why is that mare kidnapping him?
>>43087219A lone stallion? It is like a meal for a horny mare.
>>43087219rape
>>43087219mare see mare do
>>43087219It's her job.
>>43088411So a slave master?
>>43088709yeah
>>43088979UNF
>>43089424God that's hot.
>>43089424is this what happens when you go to our town
>>43085604You don't want to get caught by that mare.https://ponerpics.org/images/7342412
>>43090123>mareThat stallion is more feminine than she is. Which is probably the point of the retarded fetish.
>>43090473>he doesnt like tomboysWe found the Anon with no taste
>>43090123>Cock and Ball Torturewait people have that fetish?
>>43090473kino fetish*FTFY
>>43091698Are you really surprised?
>>43091159Okay dickless wonder.
>>43092460Yeah we know people who don't like tomboys are low T dickless faggots
>>43092295ehh no considering we got two pedo generals on this board right now
>>43092710>literal no uPathetic
>>43093242>no argumentTomboyCHADS won.
>>43093508>shartyspeak
>>43093607>still no argumentAnon...
>>43089424IS THIS REAL?!
>>43094469Yes
>least samefagged thread in existence
>most unique IPs in a mlp thread in existance
>>43095336This, the thread has two IPs per post.
>>43095511How do you know?
>>43095518It came to me in a dream.
>>43095853same for me
>>43096239Where did you get that picture of me sleeping, stalker?!
>>42999282I want to control a herd of stallions to do my EVIL bidding, maybe release a T-virus and rule under a pile of loyal zombies!!!
>>43096963Cozy, please.
>>43096963Why would you want to live in a place full of mindless zombies? Makes no sense.
>>42999282Okay but you gotta actually be a mare, single, and do you have a discord?
>>43013284Too deep a cut bro
>>43059051I want to burry my face into that pony's flanks so badly
>>43097919same unf
>>43059051YOU'RE MAKING ME HORNY WITH THAT PIC SEX NOW!!!
>>43097915
>>43096963based
>>43087219he said the m word to a mare and he's getting arrested
>>43099858Mareigger?
>>43099858Magic?
>>43099858Migger???
>>43099858Is it maggot?
>>42999282I want to objectify Faust!
>>43102838I'd be fine with that.
>>42999282Why not kidnap the stallions? Now you can do your... things to them.
>>43104487that is illegal in equestria nonny~
>>43104917So? Fuck dem laws ooga booga.
>>43101744Enjoy prison!
>>43104487they should kidnap (You) bratty slut
>>43106509Sure, that works as well for me.
>>43101744>3dpdAnon...
