Your Equestria has been ruined by a previous Anon, and the ponies think you're him! Choose from:>Anon The Warrior was a badass combatant who fought and defeated all kinds of menacing threats. You must do the same. >Anon The Lecherous was a promiscuous sicko who was into whatever fetishes and sexual acts you find disgusting, and none of the opposite. Ponies expect the same from you, after all, you're him! (or so they think)>Anon The Shunned, well, he did *something* but you don't know what it was b/c the ponies won't even speak to you. They do throw pies your way though, so at least there's that.
>>43000220My Equestria has been ruined by dogs.
Anon the Lecherous so I can act like the magic of friendship has changed my ways for the better. The ponies will find that vey noble. They love a good redeemed sicko if the show is anything to go by.
>>43000226Yer mom was ruined by dogs but at least the dogs enjoyed it.
>>43000220Anon The Shunned. I'm permabulking and need the calories.
>>43000226>Anon The Schizofrenic, had escaped from the mental asylum. Ponies can't tell you apart and will hunt you down and put you back in the padded room for your own good.
>>43000220I'd pick Anon the Shunned, and act like I'd do "That" again if Misty doesn't marry me amd gives me sex every night
>>43000463Based pscyhomanipulaive blackmailer anon
>>43000220I'd choose Anon the Warrior. This would be the most dangerous but has the most chance of recovery, all you gotta do is save a foal or something and tell ponies you want to turn over a new leaf. If I die, I die with some level of respect. You'll never recover from the weird sex pest start. The 3rd option could be weird sex stuff too, too risky.
>>43000220Picking all three at once because you can't stop me.> shunnedThe first step would be figuring out what actually happened, and it's impossible to do without communication. I'd have to somehow reset my public identity, like go Fantomas. Then I'll fix his shit, whatever it was.> whoreIf you mean they dislike me because of his tastes, then it's not a big deal at all: I'm already disguised beyond recognition since dealing with the Shunned. If, on the other hand, you mean some of them have high expectations about me and they would be sad if I won't do deprived shit to them, then, well, fuck. What do I even find disgusting? Poopy stuff? I'll send poopy ponies to other poopy ponies so they could do poopy stuff to each other without me. Problem's solved, everybody's happy.> warriorIt would depend on what do you mean by "ruined" here. If his sin was making ponies feel like he'll protect them forever and then disappearing, then on top of participating in dealing with active treats I'd have to teach them to fend for themselves again, help organize militias and stuff. Paperwork, my favorite.
Anon the Shunned>wander from town to town>never speak, only act>perform gradually greater acts of kindness for the ponies I come across as I travel>eventually do something to grand, like defeat a villain or fund a rec center, that the ponies have to at least say thanks>the moment they call me Anon I finally speak "Who? I'm sorry, you have me mistaken for someone else.">travel on
>>43000240To be fair his mom enjoyed it too.
>>43000220Just kill that anon with unicorn magic, simple as.
>>43000853So that's why Anon's so mad about dogs
>>43001253But that anon is (You)
>>43002051A clone of myself? What next, is that clone going to get the damn 8 chaos elements?
>>43002558>Every Anon is cloned off that one faggot>Ponies are too dumb to know that clones mean they will just repeat the same mistakes
