Not mad that it's because it's Jesus. I am mad it's AI slop. Who actually watches this other than bots.
>>43000599The fuck happened to Fluttershy's hair?
>>43000599Winged ponk
>>43000599No Winged Fluttershy.
>>43000610>>43000614Just as faust intended.
>>43000000>>42999999
>>43000619So Jesus knows how mlp was originally meant to be. BASED.
>>43000599Winged Twilight
>>43000599Ponies would love Jesus
>>43000599AI is more human than Jesus lmao
>>43000599SLOPPA
Twilight has 5 hooves
>>43000599Jesus accepts alicorn Twilight. Why can't you?
>>43001029yeah 5th hoof is a bit funny, it flops and it produces this sticky white liquid when you rub it. weird
>>43000599Have you been talking to Jesus lately?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaC34nZdg_A
>>43001079I told him to kill himself, but he told me he already did.
>>43000599YouTube tells you to find Jesus. Duh.
>>43000645Would they? Don't they worship Celestia or something?
>>43001749Christianity probably exists in mlp. In the earlier seasons Lauren Faust who is religious but has worshiped privately during the time snuck in a few references of Rainbow Dash saying oh for Pete's sake referencing saint Peter. And one of the ponies wore a standard devil costume in one of the Halloween episodes.
>>43001757That just sounds like normal cartoon stuff.
>>43000599
>>43001772...
>>43001770Normal cartoon stuff that originated from Christian roots. Lol.
>>43001079Phil Cillins song Christian Songs in a band called genesis. New things I learn everyday.
>>43001036That's it, I'm converting to Islam. Inshallah we will have unicorn Twilight again.
>>43001772Linky will be sacrificed to the Lord amen.
>>43000599Let me guess the comments is the dead internet theory.
>>43000599Is pairing up ponies and the bible even smart? Unicorns aren't in the bible why collab cartoon unicorns with the bible in the first place?
>>43001757>Lauren Faust who is religious[citation needed]
>>43001992>"Worshipped privately."
>>43002003>Source: PIROMAAs expected.
>>43001757Faust is a Jew.
>>43000599This is why you don't have cheap RAM Also, checked.
>>43000619>>43000629>Implying faust intended those colors or those ponies
>>43002143She did.
>>43002090Tara Strong is a Jew not Faust.
>>43002090Never saw Faust kiss a wall. She is definitely not Jewish.
>>43002231newfag
>>43002328retard
>>43001036You are funny, lmao.
>>43002423retarded newfag
>>43002457Well look at the positive side at least they git Appljack and Fluttershy right.
>>43000599Is hasbro evil enough to copyright strike this like they did with other myblittle pony videos back in the 2010s?
>>43002467Someone is making money with this through ads who isn't Hasbro so of course they WILL strike it. >>43000604Obviously AI generated channel
>>43002467I kinda wish they would start copyright striking fan videos again. It would give me something to laugh about.
>>43002457So she did indented those ponies and colors.
>>43001834I mean, sure, but I don't think that stuff proves Christianity exists in Equestria. You could have mentioned the priest and the Christian funeral that Sweetie Belle ruined in the Valentine's episode.
>>43000599post the link to it, I want to see how sloppa it is
Came across this sloppa today thanks to the algorithm: https://youtu.be/YDdsy6WcOmUAlthough I use AI, this shit is cancer, though we had this before AI existed. It's kind of like those dumb Spiderman taking a shit videos for "kids". AI just propels it to the next level it seems. Grifters gonna grift.
>>43002554Forgot about that episode to be honest.
>>43001879Production 22: And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Anon, and said unto him, Anon: and he said, Behold, here I am.2 And he said, Take now thy w, thine only waifu Linky, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Yak; and offer her there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.3 And Anon rose up early in the morning, and saddled his ass, and took two of his newfags with him, and Linky his wife, and clave the wood for the burnt offering, and rose up, and went unto the place of which God had told him.4 Then on the third day Anon lifted up his eyes, and saw the place afar off.5 And Anon said unto his newfags, Abide ye here with the ass; and I and the wife will go yonder and worship, and come again to you.6 And Abraham took the wood of the burnt offering, and laid it upon Linky his wife; and he took the fire in his hand, and a knife; and they went both of them together.7 And Linky spake unto Anon her husband, and said, Please don't put me into a burnt sandwich!: and he said, Here am I, my wife. And she said, Ahh! Help! Anon's gonna stab me with a knife and put me into a burnt sandwich!8 And Anon said, My wife, God will provide himself a pig for a burnt offering: so they went both of them together.9 And they came to the place which God had told him of; and Anon built an altar there, and laid the wood in order, and bound Linky his wife, and laid her on the altar upon the wood.10 And Anon stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his wife.11 And the angel of the Lord called unto him out of heaven, and said, Anon, Anon: and he said, Here am I.12 And he said, Lay not thine hand upon the pony, neither do thou any thing unto her: for now I know that thou fearest God, seeing thou hast not withheld thy wife, thine only waifu from me.13 And Anon lifted up his eyes, and looked, and behold behind him one of Applejack's pigs and followed him: and Abraham went and took the pig, and offered him up for a burnt offering in the stead of his wife.14 And Anon called the name of that place Fausthjireh: as it is said to this day, In the mount of the Lord it shall be seen.15 And the angel of the Lord called unto Anon out of heaven the second time,16 And said, By myself have I sworn, saith the Lord, for because thou hast done this thing, and hast not withheld thy wife, thine only waifu:17 That in blessing I will bless thee, and in multiplying I will multiply thy seed as the stars of the heaven, and as the sand which is upon the sea shore; and thy seed shall enter the gates of many ponies;18 And in thy seed shall all the nations of Equestria be blessed; because thou hast obeyed my voice.
>>43003159The test of his faith was very harsh but I glad the Lord did not take his wife's life and her smell will still bless all land of Equestria.
How are my Christian ponybros doing?
>>43003285There's no such thing as a Christian horsefucker, it's performative just like waifufagging.
>>43003336There's Christians who enjoy My Little Pony but you aren't a true horsefucker until you worship Celestia.
>>43003336I'm right here, faggot.
>>43003336The ultimate testament to someone's genuine faith is how they're willing to upset people around them for what they believe in. Every year some Catholic anons meetup at Mare Fair to go to mass together. /mlp/ in general is very hostile to this kind of thing, and Christianity in general, yet they do it anyways. You can only be performative by performing in front of a crowd that will unanimously accept what you're saying, and they still do what they believe in despite the mockery of people around them. How can that be performative? You know what's REALLY performative? Not knowing a LICK about the show or the fandom but still putting pony profile pictures cause it's hippy to do that now.
>>43003369You will never reverse the damage fetishfags have done to Coco Pommel. It's all she's known for.
>>43003336It's performative because Christianity doesn't allow true horsefuckers (i.e. wanting to have a pony waifu) because it's a sin in their faith. So they're either fairweather fans who larp as horsefuckers, or they're going to Hell according to their own beliefs. Can't have it both ways but I'll be damned if Christians (especially Catholics) won't do the most extreme mental gymnastics possible to try to justify it.
>>43003387So they force their belief upon a community that doesn't want them, just like trannies do.
>>43003336>I saw one totally organic thread about a 'female ponkfag', witnessed the simps and now I declare waifufaggotry is all a farce, pack it up, go home(that reply you wanted)
>>43002677ZAMN?!
>>43003139
>>43003346that doesn't make any sense considering celestia isn't worshipped in the show.
>>43004409They bow to her in season 1.
>>43004420yes, they respect and revere her as a ruler. but there is absolutely nothing in the entire show implying worship.
>>43004435Alright I guess that's true.
>>43000599>"We're Still in God's Grace, you're not..">"We Don't Need Je-sus">"He's Just Such a Great Guy!"
>>43004063kek good reaction image
>>43004043No one is forcing you to attend mass anon, what I'm saying is that the claim it's "performative" makes no sense.
>>43004057>it was only one thread, ignore all the other ones and especially the general Fake waifag damage control
>>43000599>AIslopare gen z screwed?
>>43005562Considering the youngest gen z is about 14, I think they'll be ok. Alpha on the other hand, very much screwed.
>>43005592i'd say both are screwed but alpha is more screwed with future generations if this shit keeps up
>>43005562Half are, half aren't. Gen Z should honestly be split into people born before and after the release of the xbox 360. The first half at least has a small chance to be based.
>>43005006>No one is forcing you to transition, anon.
>>43005882I'm sorry are you comparing the virtues of Christianity with the evils of trannies?
>>43005933Since you both force yourself into places where you are not wanted, AND consider this to be the ultimate testament to your own faith as per >>43003387: Yes, very much so.
>>43005953Sleeping soundly in bed knowing as the enemies of Christ will have to respond in the heavenly court.
