Can I be a unicorn if isekaid into Equestria?
>>43001157Yes!
>>43001157No!
>>43001157maybe
>>43001157I don't know
>>43001157Can you repeat the question?
>>43001157No, you'd become a poop pony because Celestia wants to teach you to be less racist. Enjoy your penis envy but for horns and wings and your old penis, little useless dogass-wiped green-as-grass filly bitch.
>>43001361>you'd become a poop ponyTruely a fate worse then death
>>43001157I need another minute to think of a answer
>>43001361if im retarded do i be an unicorn then?
>>43001157No, you'll become a zebra who does alchemy from dawn till dusk.
>>43001157Probably.
>>43001157Nah. You can't be /sci/, you have to be /x/.
>>43001157
>>43001743lol silly fillies
>>43001157You're gonna become AN AIDS INFESTED DRAGON!!!!!!! YOULL LIVE, BREATHE AND SMELL AIDS. everything you touch will have AIDS. everything you DO will have AIDS. your skin will be COVERED IN AIDS. you will be AIDS. You will THRUMM WITH AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are nothing. No. Thing. But an AIDS dragon. Ok? Good. Glad we understand, my cocklette.
>>43002495he's researching to make a portal to equestria
>>43002812Real? Damn he better hurry up because I want to go to equestria asap!
>>43002812but ropes already exist...
>>43003087nah as in a actual portal like the barbie one
>>43003491The portal already exists though, Celestia just makes sure it's well-guarded and only allows through humans who are kind and most importantly not fans of the show because that would cause some real issues for Equestrian society.
>>43001157Yeah sure, whatever.
>>43001157If you are a scientist you would hate magic. Magic theory is utter nonsense. Like 2+2=5 nonsense. So you can be a unicorn, but you are not going to very successful in the magical arts.
>>43004712scientists would love magic as it would make their job super easy
>>43001157Getting isekaied as a Draconequus sounds cool, there’s a chance here
>>43001417Nope, straight Pegasi featherbrain
>>43005576This will only happen if you've been committed to a mental hospital for being a skitzo
>>43001157No. I am actively blocking Earth souls from Entering Equestria.
>>43005838No I fucking hate you faggots.
>>43005883Anons didn't reply to my oc. Anons replied to my bait. You get what you fucking deserve.
>>43001157if you live in a first world country then ok
>>43001157>wanting to become a ponycringe, they can just magic you a horn or some wings or something.
>>43004286Just be happy for the random grandpas and grandmas that are enjoying their visits to Equestria!
>>43007067I suppose so.>>43007063>hushitSorry to hear you're a gay thirdworlder with a shit taste, maybe next life you wont be born in a slum in bangladesh
>>43007544There's nothing wrong with being happy with yourself and wanting to visit Equestria without fundamentally changing yourself, though I also think there's nothing wrong with wanting to change yourself to fit Equestria better. Your human-pony preference is probably not gonna decide whether or not you get to visit Equestria, we can all just chillax.
umm I don't know i'll ask celestia
>>43001157Do I LOOK like I know? Go ask god.
>>43008719Are that mare's limbs wheels? Grim.
>>43001157I think therefore it happened
>>43010007But what if you were?
>>43010335Then I would know but alas I am not
>>43001157I don't know. But good luck on that I suppose.
maybe later?
No, assuming both universes have the same forces and laws that allows your atomic integrity, be glad to at least emerge as a human form - and I believe if another universe(s) exist, there is little room for different variables to make it “viable”.like the planck constant, speed of light, newton etc all universes will appear fine tuned or won't be at all. or for a femtosecond.so assuming you opened a portal or some rosen bridge to another universe, it won't turn you into a pony yet, you'd need something more complex like genetic manipulation.>twilight zaps you>“tada you're now a unicorn!”>you're still the same, shrug.>“well at least you are 100% unicorn DNA, soon you will grow fur and a mane and grow a horn all that. let's accelerate this.>zap. there agign up the process you're now an unicorn - celestia knows how much energy and pain it would inflict.so yeah your biggest challenge is step Ah getting isekai'd to 'Questria.>>43005031it would raises a LOT of interrogations but nothing impossible. Is magic a force carried by a boson?
>>43011287aren't isekais when you die? so it's not like a portal but as in your corpse dies and your soul transfers to a new dimension with a new body aka pony?
I wish to know if you are able to
Yes, because I said so. Unicorn up, boys!
>>43001157it will be revealed on the next blood moon if that is happening
>>43001157What field.
>>43012962he said "If i'm" which implies he's not currently a scientit
>>43013560>scientitDamn, I wish I could do science on tits.
>>43013560"If im" to my implies that hes asking if because he is a scientist whereas "if i was" is more in line of what youre saying.
>>43014081It sounds more like "If I became a scientist would x happen?" to me.
>>43001157I'm not god so I wouldn't know to confirm your question.
I know but im not telling anyone
>>43014919If you were god, what would you say?
>>43015639Uhh, sure wish granted?
>>43001157If I was a scientist, would it be feasibly possible to make a portal to Equestria?
>>43016306No.
>>43016306Why would a man in his right mind bother to devote his life to nature and its miracles if it was provably impossible? Granted, there are certain lowlife cretins who, instead, genuinely enjoy making nukes, or wish to summon retroactive demons through mass surveillance and similar acts of abuse of public trust, or just love the idea of sabbatical years. Fuck them puny rapeables. Interdimensional corporeal transmigration is where it is, both as the main appealing factor and as the real end goal of the Enlightenment.
>>43016608come on reveal said secrets to us
>>43001157scientists are one of the jobs blacklisted from going to equestria if you trust the science
>>43018812Sounds retarded.
>>43018812Sounds based!
>>43018812sounds average
>>43020851Well, life is.
>>43001157can people who aren't scientists be unicorns if isekai'd?
>>43022958...Yes?
>>43001157maybe in 2 weeks the answer will be revealed
I dont think anyone knows, really.
>>43024103I do! Trust me.
I wish to know to answer your question.
>>43024475Trust YOU?! No way, fag.
>>43025268rude
How does one even suppose to know the all knowing to even know of the know knows?
>>43001157I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Did math come easy to you in school, or do you have artistic talent? If yes to either or both of those, you will likely be reincarnated as a unicorn. Magic in the show is a placeholder for high level abstract thinking.
>>43026279would that mean if you have a low IQ that means you're a pegasus and a average IQ is earth pony?
>>43011287Build a portal to Equestria already!
>>43026641that's what we've been saying to anyone. I really want to explore Equestria and gallop around.
>>43027426I want it NOW!!!
>>43026605No, earth ponies are like Hufflepuffs, if you're not good at anything, that's where you'll end up. Pegasi are reserved for athletes.
>>43028403is fluttershy a athlete?
>>43028855Yes.
>>43028403Dreamers (like me!) become pegasi, unicorns are analysis paralysis folks, and erfs are what you get for running a tank/fortitude build IRL. Bats are weirdos.
>>43029584>Bats are weirdos.so almost all of /mlp/?
>>43030018We're not THAT weird, Anon.
>>43029584What about bugs?
>>43030570NTA but probably hermits and homeless
>>43026641portal to equestria in 2 more weeks
>>43031546I WANT IT NOW!
>>43031908You have to wait, buddy. We all want to go.
>>43030570People who live in the nature like the unibomber
>>43032774Wouldn't that be more of a Crystal Pony than a bug?
>>43014081He said he was a scientist, not a wordatist.
>>43033251>wordatistIs that a real job?
>>43033994no
>>43005593So a good chunk of /mlp/?
>>43034865no we are all perfectly sane here
>>43001157u have to have high iq
>>43001157Shouldn't you know if you're a scientist?
>>43037450scientists dont know everything especially topics like this
>>43026641this. I want equestria NOW!
>>43038354you're banned from going to equestria for being impatient... nothing personal anon
>>43001157Luna says yes!
>>43001157can confirm that scientists = unicorns
>>43001157nobody here knows just like go to a church and ask god that question
>>43043171Nobody on this board goes to church.
>>43043742i do
>>43043742There's plenty of Christians here, Anon.
>>43001157Wasn't Dr. Whooves cannonically a scientist in Equestria?
>>43045142Yeah, he's the Doctor from Doctor Who (I believe the 10th Doc)
>>43045145So, you couldn't be guaranteed a horn because unicorns are not the only ponies that do science.
>>43045148Btw, am also scientist irl.
>>43045151what do you science in your sciencing?
>>43045151I don't believe that.
>>43001170>>43001182>>43001193>>43001211>>43001219Underrated posts
>>43001219It appears I cannot, Rainbow Dash.
>>43046361But what if you could?
>>43001157You need to do isekai science to able to go to Equestria the isekai way.
>>43047413>isekai scienceIs that actually something that exists?
>>43047754Nope.
>>43047754yes
>>43001157nothing is stopping you so go on then achieve your dreams into realities
>>43049307Life is, no?
>>43001361We need to reopen the insane asylums NOW!!!
>>43001157Depends on what kind of scientist you are desu.
>>43001157Couldn't you ask another scientist for the answer?
>>43001157I'll ask someone else if its possible
I don't believe that there are scientists on /mlp/. No way!
>>43051637
>>43005593I've unironically spent some time in a mental hospital but i would wanna be a human in Equestria.
>>43051687Twilight is a scientist?
>>43052078well yes
Twi is a magic methodist
>>43053400Meth?!
>>43039256Settled then!
>>43053752yeah she cook meth just like in breaking bad
>>43039256Thank you Princess Luna, very cool.
>>43054137>Spiiike! We need to cook the meth, how else am I supposed to afford to buy the latest books then?!Would watch.
>>43001157I'll consider answering if you've been a good little Anon.
>>43055794We're all good down here on /mlp/... Probably.
>>43001157Are you Gordon Freeman?
>>43001157i say why the hell not bro
>>43053400What does it mean?
>>43057182she makes meth with magic
>>43057182Twilight uses magic to do science!
>>43057668i want meth NOW!!!
>>43001157has any scientists started work on portals to other dimensions like equestria
>>43059006No, sadly.
>>430590062 more weeks.
>>43001157yeah sure power to you, anon.
>>43049737>We need to reopen the insane asylumsa bit too late for that, social media is one big insane asylum that anyone can enter and exit ruined forever
>>43039256Hear, hear! Luna confirmed it!
>>43060950It's never too late for anything.
>>43061926wrong
>>43001157Adolf Hitler is in Equestria so you have a good chance as well!
>>43062867Proofs?
>>43063242see
>>43001157Ask Lauren Faust, she'll know.
>>43063678Holy moly!
>>43063678mein fuhrer...
>>43001157Yeah after you look at this sweet dance!
>>43065007wtf is this real
>>43065010Yeah so real she's behind you. Don't turn around!
>>43065007Woah nice dance, Twilight!
>>43001157You'd be Dr. Whooves.
>>43065622Isn't Doctor Whooves the Doctor from Doctor Who?
>>43001157If im a factory worker in the third world do i get to be an earth pony?
>>43066021Depends on what you do in the factory, if more mechanical then Unicorn if labor then earth pony.
>>43066021Sure, why not. Would be much better then the situation you are in
>>43065010its real alright
>>43065007HOLY SHIT
>>43001219i cannot dashie
Is the portal to Equestria opened yet? I'm impatient!
>>43068335No, try again later.
>>43068335Yes but only I know where it is :)
>>43069279please tell us where
>>43069664No.
>>43069969pretty please
>>43018812No it aint
>>43068335Why do people think such a portal to even just Equestria is possible to even exist
>>43071607We can dream, Anon. ONE DAY. IT. WILL. BE. REAL.
>>43072012no it wont
>>43001157If you ask god very nicely then yes.
>>43071607Everything is possible with science if you laugh while flipping wall switches loud enough.
