Can I be a unicorn if isekaid into Equestria?
>>43001157Yes!
>>43001157No!
>>43001157maybe
>>43001157I don't know
>>43001157Can you repeat the question?
>>43001157No, you'd become a poop pony because Celestia wants to teach you to be less racist. Enjoy your penis envy but for horns and wings and your old penis, little useless dogass-wiped green-as-grass filly bitch.
>>43001361>you'd become a poop ponyTruely a fate worse then death
>>43001157I need another minute to think of a answer
>>43001361if im retarded do i be an unicorn then?
>>43001157No, you'll become a zebra who does alchemy from dawn till dusk.
>>43001157Probably.
>>43001157Nah. You can't be /sci/, you have to be /x/.
>>43001157
>>43001743lol silly fillies
>>43001157You're gonna become AN AIDS INFESTED DRAGON!!!!!!! YOULL LIVE, BREATHE AND SMELL AIDS. everything you touch will have AIDS. everything you DO will have AIDS. your skin will be COVERED IN AIDS. you will be AIDS. You will THRUMM WITH AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are nothing. No. Thing. But an AIDS dragon. Ok? Good. Glad we understand, my cocklette.
>>43002495he's researching to make a portal to equestria
>>43002812Real? Damn he better hurry up because I want to go to equestria asap!
>>43002812but ropes already exist...
>>43003087nah as in a actual portal like the barbie one
>>43003491The portal already exists though, Celestia just makes sure it's well-guarded and only allows through humans who are kind and most importantly not fans of the show because that would cause some real issues for Equestrian society.
>>43001157Yeah sure, whatever.
>>43001157If you are a scientist you would hate magic. Magic theory is utter nonsense. Like 2+2=5 nonsense. So you can be a unicorn, but you are not going to very successful in the magical arts.
>>43004712scientists would love magic as it would make their job super easy
>>43001157Getting isekaied as a Draconequus sounds cool, there’s a chance here
>>43001417Nope, straight Pegasi featherbrain
>>43005576This will only happen if you've been committed to a mental hospital for being a skitzo
>>43001157No. I am actively blocking Earth souls from Entering Equestria.
>>43005838No I fucking hate you faggots.
>>43005883Anons didn't reply to my oc. Anons replied to my bait. You get what you fucking deserve.
>>43001157if you live in a first world country then ok
>>43001157>wanting to become a ponycringe, they can just magic you a horn or some wings or something.
>>43004286Just be happy for the random grandpas and grandmas that are enjoying their visits to Equestria!
>>43007067I suppose so.>>43007063>hushitSorry to hear you're a gay thirdworlder with a shit taste, maybe next life you wont be born in a slum in bangladesh
>>43007544There's nothing wrong with being happy with yourself and wanting to visit Equestria without fundamentally changing yourself, though I also think there's nothing wrong with wanting to change yourself to fit Equestria better. Your human-pony preference is probably not gonna decide whether or not you get to visit Equestria, we can all just chillax.
umm I don't know i'll ask celestia
>>43001157Do I LOOK like I know? Go ask god.
>>43008719Are that mare's limbs wheels? Grim.
>>43001157I think therefore it happened
>>43010007But what if you were?
>>43010335Then I would know but alas I am not
>>43001157I don't know. But good luck on that I suppose.
maybe later?
No, assuming both universes have the same forces and laws that allows your atomic integrity, be glad to at least emerge as a human form - and I believe if another universe(s) exist, there is little room for different variables to make it “viable”.like the planck constant, speed of light, newton etc all universes will appear fine tuned or won't be at all. or for a femtosecond.so assuming you opened a portal or some rosen bridge to another universe, it won't turn you into a pony yet, you'd need something more complex like genetic manipulation.>twilight zaps you>“tada you're now a unicorn!”>you're still the same, shrug.>“well at least you are 100% unicorn DNA, soon you will grow fur and a mane and grow a horn all that. let's accelerate this.>zap. there agign up the process you're now an unicorn - celestia knows how much energy and pain it would inflict.so yeah your biggest challenge is step Ah getting isekai'd to 'Questria.>>43005031it would raises a LOT of interrogations but nothing impossible. Is magic a force carried by a boson?
>>43011287aren't isekais when you die? so it's not like a portal but as in your corpse dies and your soul transfers to a new dimension with a new body aka pony?
I wish to know if you are able to
Yes, because I said so. Unicorn up, boys!
>>43001157it will be revealed on the next blood moon if that is happening
>>43001157What field.
>>43012962he said "If i'm" which implies he's not currently a scientit
>>43013560>scientitDamn, I wish I could do science on tits.
>>43013560"If im" to my implies that hes asking if because he is a scientist whereas "if i was" is more in line of what youre saying.
>>43014081It sounds more like "If I became a scientist would x happen?" to me.
>>43001157I'm not god so I wouldn't know to confirm your question.
I know but im not telling anyone
>>43014919If you were god, what would you say?
>>43015639Uhh, sure wish granted?
>>43001157If I was a scientist, would it be feasibly possible to make a portal to Equestria?
>>43016306No.
>>43016306Why would a man in his right mind bother to devote his life to nature and its miracles if it was provably impossible? Granted, there are certain lowlife cretins who, instead, genuinely enjoy making nukes, or wish to summon retroactive demons through mass surveillance and similar acts of abuse of public trust, or just love the idea of sabbatical years. Fuck them puny rapeables. Interdimensional corporeal transmigration is where it is, both as the main appealing factor and as the real end goal of the Enlightenment.
>>43016608come on reveal said secrets to us
>>43001157scientists are one of the jobs blacklisted from going to equestria if you trust the science
>>43018812Sounds retarded.
>>43018812Sounds based!
>>43018812sounds average
>>43020851Well, life is.
>>43001157can people who aren't scientists be unicorns if isekai'd?
>>43022958...Yes?
>>43001157maybe in 2 weeks the answer will be revealed
I dont think anyone knows, really.
>>43024103I do! Trust me.
I wish to know to answer your question.
>>43024475Trust YOU?! No way, fag.
>>43025268rude
How does one even suppose to know the all knowing to even know of the know knows?
>>43001157I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Did math come easy to you in school, or do you have artistic talent? If yes to either or both of those, you will likely be reincarnated as a unicorn. Magic in the show is a placeholder for high level abstract thinking.
>>43026279would that mean if you have a low IQ that means you're a pegasus and a average IQ is earth pony?
>>43011287Build a portal to Equestria already!
>>43026641that's what we've been saying to anyone. I really want to explore Equestria and gallop around.
>>43027426I want it NOW!!!
>>43026605No, earth ponies are like Hufflepuffs, if you're not good at anything, that's where you'll end up. Pegasi are reserved for athletes.
>>43028403is fluttershy a athlete?
>>43028855Yes.
>>43028403Dreamers (like me!) become pegasi, unicorns are analysis paralysis folks, and erfs are what you get for running a tank/fortitude build IRL. Bats are weirdos.
>>43029584>Bats are weirdos.so almost all of /mlp/?
>>43030018We're not THAT weird, Anon.
>>43029584What about bugs?
>>43030570NTA but probably hermits and homeless
>>43026641portal to equestria in 2 more weeks
>>43031546I WANT IT NOW!
>>43031908You have to wait, buddy. We all want to go.
>>43030570People who live in the nature like the unibomber
>>43032774Wouldn't that be more of a Crystal Pony than a bug?
>>43014081He said he was a scientist, not a wordatist.
>>43033251>wordatistIs that a real job?
>>43033994no
>>43005593So a good chunk of /mlp/?
>>43034865no we are all perfectly sane here
>>43001157u have to have high iq
>>43001157Shouldn't you know if you're a scientist?
>>43037450scientists dont know everything especially topics like this
>>43026641this. I want equestria NOW!
>>43038354you're banned from going to equestria for being impatient... nothing personal anon
>>43001157Luna says yes!
>>43001157can confirm that scientists = unicorns
>>43001157nobody here knows just like go to a church and ask god that question
>>43043171Nobody on this board goes to church.
>>43043742i do
>>43043742There's plenty of Christians here, Anon.
>>43001157Wasn't Dr. Whooves cannonically a scientist in Equestria?
>>43045142Yeah, he's the Doctor from Doctor Who (I believe the 10th Doc)
>>43045145So, you couldn't be guaranteed a horn because unicorns are not the only ponies that do science.
>>43045148Btw, am also scientist irl.
>>43045151what do you science in your sciencing?
>>43045151I don't believe that.
>>43001170>>43001182>>43001193>>43001211>>43001219Underrated posts
>>43001219It appears I cannot, Rainbow Dash.
>>43046361But what if you could?
>>43001157You need to do isekai science to able to go to Equestria the isekai way.
>>43047413>isekai scienceIs that actually something that exists?
>>43047754Nope.
>>43047754yes
>>43001157nothing is stopping you so go on then achieve your dreams into realities
>>43049307Life is, no?
>>43001361We need to reopen the insane asylums NOW!!!
>>43001157Depends on what kind of scientist you are desu.
>>43001157Couldn't you ask another scientist for the answer?
>>43001157I'll ask someone else if its possible
I don't believe that there are scientists on /mlp/. No way!
>>43051637
>>43005593I've unironically spent some time in a mental hospital but i would wanna be a human in Equestria.
>>43051687Twilight is a scientist?
>>43052078well yes
Twi is a magic methodist
>>43053400Meth?!
>>43039256Settled then!
>>43053752yeah she cook meth just like in breaking bad
>>43039256Thank you Princess Luna, very cool.
>>43054137>Spiiike! We need to cook the meth, how else am I supposed to afford to buy the latest books then?!Would watch.
>>43001157I'll consider answering if you've been a good little Anon.
>>43055794We're all good down here on /mlp/... Probably.
>>43001157Are you Gordon Freeman?
>>43001157i say why the hell not bro
>>43053400What does it mean?
>>43057182she makes meth with magic
>>43057182Twilight uses magic to do science!
>>43057668i want meth NOW!!!
>>43001157has any scientists started work on portals to other dimensions like equestria
>>43059006No, sadly.
>>430590062 more weeks.
>>43001157yeah sure power to you, anon.
>>43049737>We need to reopen the insane asylumsa bit too late for that, social media is one big insane asylum that anyone can enter and exit ruined forever
>>43039256Hear, hear! Luna confirmed it!
>>43060950It's never too late for anything.
>>43061926wrong
>>43001157Adolf Hitler is in Equestria so you have a good chance as well!
>>43062867Proofs?
>>43063242see
>>43001157Ask Lauren Faust, she'll know.
>>43063678Holy moly!
>>43063678mein fuhrer...
>>43001157Yeah after you look at this sweet dance!
>>43065007wtf is this real
>>43065010Yeah so real she's behind you. Don't turn around!
>>43065007Woah nice dance, Twilight!
>>43001157You'd be Dr. Whooves.
>>43065622Isn't Doctor Whooves the Doctor from Doctor Who?
>>43001157If im a factory worker in the third world do i get to be an earth pony?
>>43066021Depends on what you do in the factory, if more mechanical then Unicorn if labor then earth pony.
>>43066021Sure, why not. Would be much better then the situation you are in
>>43065010its real alright
>>43065007HOLY SHIT
>>43001219i cannot dashie
Is the portal to Equestria opened yet? I'm impatient!
>>43068335No, try again later.
>>43068335Yes but only I know where it is :)
>>43069279please tell us where
>>43069664No.
>>43069969pretty please
>>43018812No it aint
>>43068335Why do people think such a portal to even just Equestria is possible to even exist
>>43071607We can dream, Anon. ONE DAY. IT. WILL. BE. REAL.
>>43072012no it wont
>>43001157If you ask god very nicely then yes.
>>43071607Everything is possible with science if you laugh while flipping wall switches loud enough.
>>43072978That's how you make a portal to a equestria that you dont want to go to
>>43073247So I get to go to Equestria, and I get to have cool adventures as my new pony friends and I improve it and make it a place people would want to visit? Where's the catch?
>>43073266What i mean by "that you dont want to go to" is that the portal opens to a equestria with something you dont like or hate like anthro and etc.
>>43073272What I imagined was more like a normal horsey Equestria but with war, plague, tyranny, famine, mass surveillance, passports - stuff I hate but can help with. Anthro instead of ponies is much lower in the list of things I don't like, but at the same time there's nothing I can do about it. I suppose I would just build a portal again and try one more time in this case. And then again, and again, and again, as many times as it takes.On a different tangent, is anthro Equestria even Equestria? Nobody calls the world of EqG Equestria, for instance.
>>43073339>Nobody calls the world of EqG Equestria, for instance.It has Equestria in the name, no?
>>43073714And a transwoman has woman in the name. Exact same argument. You sure you want to go down this road?
>>43073724Nigga wtf
>>43073714No.
>>43068335Scientists at /mlp/ are working hard 24/7 for any bit of breakthrough for a portal of Equestria. Stay tuned in 6 gorillion years!
>>43075154That's too long.
>>43001157Have you asked Princess Celestia?
>>43075997how can he ask if he is not in equestria yet
>>43076600He could be soon, you never know!
>>43001157Y E S
>>43077476Thank you creepybloom, very cool.
>>43001157if you do magic like stuff in irl then yeah
>>43078321Magic isn't real.
>>43078686it is you just gotta believe just like parappa the rapper
>>43078686>t. Ebenezer Scrooge
>>43079234I thought he hated poor people and not magic?
>>43079591Same thing
>>43001157Yeah, productive members of society get to go to Equestria while NEETs dont.
>>43001157Yay! Of course you can!
>>43080579Thank you rainbowshine for blessing us with your wonderful snowpity
>>43001157are isekais even real
>>43081370No. It'll just be a void when you die. No pones :(
>>43001743THOSE POOR INNOCENT LITTLE FILLIES CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH OF SCIENCE!
>>43001157Uh... Oh sure! Welcome to Equestria.
>>43081765a fate worse than death
>>43083079No shit having no ponies is hell. Ponies for LIFE!
>>43001157OF COURSE, JUST COME RIGHT IN TO MY MOLESTATION DUNGEON
>>43083943please molest me :D
>>43001157Hell yeah you can!
>>43083943Is Princess Molestia in Equestria?
>>43001157Are you gordon freeman from half life 1?
>>43084839no demons are not welcome
>>43085511>no demons are not welcomeDemon Mares are pretty hot though, think about that.
>>43085869Would.
>>43086094octavia is from hell?
>>43086521Well yeah, she's bri'ish.
>>43086094UNF
>>43086856I'm a britbong and the UK is quite heaven, thank you very much wanker.
>>43001157One in three, motherfuckerOdds are good you become a mud pony and live with the crippling understanding that most of society is a potemkin village designed to make you not instantly kill yourself. Maybe today is a holiday where everyone pretends to be disabled like you
>>43087791>Maybe today is a holiday where everyone pretends to be disabled like youThere's a holiday for pretending to be Scootaloo? Seems a bit cruel.
>>43088041kek scoots deserves it
>>43088430Rude.
>>43088721look at that ugly filly yuck
>>43089045Yeah, you're a pretty ugly faggot.
>>43088721I want to hug Scootaloo and tell her evweything will be all good when mr scientist comes as a unicorn.
>>43089692Yay!
>>43001157I'm a scientist.
>>43090157You're a very smart pony.
>>43090157You're a wizard, Harry!
>>43001157It's your equestria which means its your rules.
>>43088041>Scootaloo is essentially an Earth pony, with mild upsides that no earth pony has>Is treated as disabled, while Earth Ponies are pretend celebratedReally makes you think
>>43091716So, a even worse earth pony? Life sucks for scootaloo
>>43091943It always does.
>>43091943skill issue for scootaloo lol
c'mon Diamond let's build a portal to the human world!
>>43092969>creates said portal>it always leads to barbie worldMight as well close it so no barbies come in to Equestria.
>>43093307Nah, the ponies should throw a nuke in there and eliminate all of the barbies.
>>43094071based
>>43090157Cute horsey.
>>43094950cursed image
>>43093307Perhaps not necessarily.You know, after posting that I actually did some homework finally, turns out the boring ‘‘you’d just pop into another universe’’ part might actually be the easy step.First thing: the universe might not be the only one and with the current state of science, it becomes more and more obvious. take by example the modern Quantum Multiverse Theory, every quantum event can branch one version of the reality. That means a potentially absurd number of universes; not billions, not trillions, but effectively uncountable; and i'm considering the possibility the universe might be much, much older than we believe it is. So. If the laws of physics are mostly the same across the stable ones (same Planck constant, speed of light, same gravitational constant...) then chemistry still works, stars still burn, and civilizations can form. In fact, universes can really exist as a stable form with these constants, others are just infinite loops or exist for a plank time to never develop. ( implying it have time.)Statistically speaking, if there are enough universes or even within ours, in a distant galaxy beyond the visible universe we are in, one of them will eventually produce a planet where colorful quadrupeds evolve intelligence and build a society. I can even affirm boldly Equestria is real, right now, with all that; which they may even be watching a silly cartoon about weird bipedal creatures going to war; working, and paying taxes.But getting there is the tricky part.General relativity technically allows shortcuts called Einstein/Rosen Bridge. They're basically tunnels connecting distant points in spacetime. The problem is they collapse instantly unless you stabilize them with exotic negative energy. Which we can produce in particle accelerators despite it was abundant in the early steps of the big bang.Which is where things get interesting.If you annihilate matter with antimatter, you convert 100% of the mass into energy. A few kilograms gives you ~1017 joules. Scale that up enough and you can briefly create microscopic black holes tiny spacetime singularities; a nuclear reaction that makes stars's fusion look silly in comparison. Now imagine engineering that collapse so instead of such a gate, the energy density distorts spacetime into a stable three dimensional hole.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9IXodtjRgsI'd basically punch a hole into the Quantum Foam *no we are not using superstrings here but juwt what we know from the standard model around the higgs mechanism and QM, as the chaotic substructure of spacetime where microscopic wormholes may constantly appear and vanish. now imagine those little holes like bubbles connecting in a foam to form one bigger, larger one.
The trick would be:>Generate a singularity using controlled matter–antimatter annihilation.>Inject negative energy (Casimir-like vacuum effects) to keep the gate open.>Use quantum entanglement signatures to “scan” neighboring branches of the multiverse for the right one; this has been demonstrated too.>Lock onto one whose physical constants match ours within ~10-3 precision. Even at any point it WILL inevitably match, even Pi to the last digit will be the same, I'm calling it. Because if the constants drift even slightly; your atoms stop existing. thanks to the strong/weak/em forces binding them but if they match; congratulations ! And I'm certain they are the same, there is just zero other possibilities as I spoke once IRL why the universe is so fine-tuned. Because it cannot be otherwise, really. >we have just opened the first interdimensional gate.>we could end up in the middle of nowhere in that universe but I believe gravitation leads us there. on a solid planet with breathable air.And now hardest part is explaining Twilight why a hairless ape just fell out of a wormhole in the royal library, and trust me, that conversation would be way worse than the physics behind it which she would sum up as just magic. While on this part of the reality we just need to throw a lot of energy into it and it'll work.Because in the end what is closer to us? Time travel is a nope, we only go forward.Interstellar travel Neither! Laws are even tighter to find or contact another intelligent civilization by radio, unless we find some quantum tunneling and all the things mentioned above, there is no such a ‘‘more advanced civilization’’ AFAIK so we have to cheat reality with what we have observed so far, in the subatomic scale, and in the gargantuesque massive objects that makes us question what space and time really is made of for over a century, which led some scientists to seriously believe all of this is nothing, but a simulation.
>>43095606So would it be impossible or not reality?
>>43095598>>43095606is that you Vogel
>>43095598OK that's some intresting shit.what do you think about the D-brane theory?>there is just zero other possibilities as I spoke once IRL why the universe is so fine-tuned. Because it cannot be otherwisemaybe a small change could make magic possible?>which led some scientists to seriously believe all of this is nothing, but a simulation.John Wheeler?
>>43095606Physicists:"throw energy at the problem and observe what happens"
>>43096710Can't be, vogelschizo is too retarded to write something so smart like Diamond Tiara did.
>>43096306no you cant make a portal to equestria as it does not exist
>>43095598> I can even affirm boldly Equestria is realok if that universe exists for real, with the same laws of physics as we have can there be unicorns and magic? Speaking of magic how would you debunk it?>>43095606I'm all for a wormhole but becoming disintegrated before being spaghettified not for me.
>>43098829>ok if that universe exists for real, with the same laws of physics as we have can there be unicorns and magic? Speaking of magic how would you debunk it?NTA but if its a seperate universe and not from ours then simply magic exists there and not in our universe.
>>43095606can i get a tldr
>>43099795No, read it properly.
>>43095598I'm not trusting Diamond Tiara to tell me Equestria is real. She'll probably make fun of me for trying to find it for myself.
>>43100231Nah, let's say I'm going to use you to work on a giant portal device in order to send me back to Equestria. What was absurdly simple the other way around now becomes ridiculously overcomplicated.>>43098454Let's see the problem the other way: if we cannot make a portal to Equestria, perhaps Equestria has the magic to build it with spells and all.>>43097231It's this, or smarts. Since we don't have a lot of the latter in this universe (sadly), let's just use lots of watts. But that's the idea, I guess.>>43096788This is close to brane theory and supersymmetry, but more up-to-date with the current gaps ("holes") in science that prevent a complete picture. We're still missing full grand unification of the forces, a clear understanding of gravitation and time itself. In our current models, the four dimensions are locked away from us simple mortals. Yet there's a whole zoo of particles [quarks, photons, electrons neutrinoes and more] that jump back and forth between these dimensions, even time, exhibiting weird phenomena no one fully understands. We can only predict them probabilistically; with a wet hoof and placing silly bets.Call it pair creation, quantum fluctuations, or string theory if we're hunting for extra dimensions. The point is, those extra dimensions aren't hidden in some distant galaxy, they're right here, standing in front of you, closer than your nose to the PC monitor you're reading this on.It can be hard to illustrate, so imagine we're all 2D figures in a book: our universe is confined to a single flat page. But the book has many other pages; some are photographs of reality, another might be a surreal work of art by Junji Ito. another one is a fine art by Andy Price. You're trapped on one page, wondering if other pages exist beyond your two dimensions. So you invent a device that punches a hole through the page, hoping it either sends you to another level or at least shortens the distances between them.Such things exist in nature; happening by accident and broken stars, so we will have to find a way to make one at home, that's gonna make us anons happy.>>43098829Spacetime distortion will happen long before you even feel the tidal gravitational pull near an event horizon, don't worry.
>>43099110Again what's magic and why is magic really so ‘magic’ ? no real sorcery in there all the unicorn magic thing is explained at 99% by electromagnetism. So not only we can, but we must. Let's do it to rescue Scootaloo and send her back home cause she misses her friends, or she will DIE and it's sad, right?>>43078686He says while using a device that used to be rocks and sand, but tricked into thinking.
>>43100337Would a portal to Equestris leak magic into our world?
>>43100848No, absolutely not, it's like, would a portal to America leaks radiowaves into our world, and would be unnoticed. What else could leak; CO2 which is already insignificant in the human world? Chemtrails gas? Radiation I'm certain any unicorn using magic leaks more X-rays than you could have as a life in a nuclear facility. Diseases maybe putting eachothers' immune system to the test. Which applies to every world that contains bacteria and an atmosphere. That could be the biggest downside for a while, Equestria is clean but much less sterile than your world. I mean, imagine you go live one week in the amazon rainforest or in a completely different country, in Mozambique or in Nepal, you lived with burgers and fast food for decades, are you even biologically prepared for that?In evolution nothing really forbids a species of sentient horses to evolve and build a civilization; other worlds could have insects or dinosaurs as the dominant species, even furries. To be honest don't expect if we do open a portal to Equestria you will be immediately welcomed by Pinkie Pie. But rather some terrified ponies who will alert the Royal Guards, and contact Canterlot.Keep in mind you're entering in as an illegal migrant, and ponies don't like illegal migrants. No one really does.And don't even think of sending a platoon of armed trained USMC marine corps with drones; humvees and F35s, that's calling for being wrecked, if you even watched the show it can give you an idea.
>>43100311When did Diamond Tiara get a degree in science?
>>43099795Use dark matter, make portal, sustain it with energy to keep existing, go through to specified location.
>>43104482Sounds impossible to do
>>43101753Would it be possible to use nukes in Equestria?
>>43105381No. Ponies can use magic to disable it basically.
>>43105924laaame
>>43105381*sigh* Yes, you can use nukes anywhere in the universe; just don't expect there won't be any backlash. Also, why would you want to go to Equestria to nuke it? There's the Hooviet Union and Zebrica but why are humans like this. >>43105924This. Nukes are fragile; but like,requires hardened casing to protect itself especially in reentry stages. the primary stage needs a precision trigger. If you zap a nuclear warhead, you fry its electronics or force the detonation of one of the explosive lenses to make it inoperative.Other possibility: if it detonates, contain the plasma into a strong magnetic field like with a tokamak but with magic. We have spells for that. It won't last a couple of seconds though,>>43104880Indeed; because >>43104482Dark matter is an illusion. I'd rather recommend you to read about how a little precision in Newton's dynamics can work to explain the galactic and galactic cluster behavior. I'd fill the missing delta with general relativity, which explains why the galaxies move that way (more mass = less time = altered speeds). But to the point about the last replies pushing dark matter for portals or energy: forget that crap. MOND (Modified Newtonian Dynamics) once applied and this is visibly the valid current theory; can actually help sustain a portal and massively improve interdimensional travel when combined with the Penrose process. Which is some intresting idea about travel. MOND tweaks Newton's second law at very low accelerations (below about 1.2x10^-10 m/s^2). Instead of F=ma it becomes something like F = m sqrt(a * a0) in the deep-MOND regime. That single change explains flat galaxy rotation curves and cluster behavior with zero invisible dark matter. So just like in the Portal games, momentum is preserved mostly. Around a portal, the accelerations are tiny, so MOND naturally stabilizes the gravitational field without needing fake mass. The wormhole throat stays open longer because the effective gravity doesn't require exotic negative-energy matter to hold it; normal mass + a quick spell to hit the low-accel threshold does the job. Now layer on the Penrose process: picture the portal as the ergosphere of a fast-spinning Kerr-like black hole (magic version, no real singularity but i'm simplifying. You toss in a particle or mana-charged packet that splits inside the ergoregion; one chunk carries negative energy relative to infinity and falls through, robbing the rotation of angular momentum. The other flies back out with more total energy than you put in. You extract free rotational energy to power the portal indefinitely.with MOND it keeps the gravity gradients stable so the ergoregion doesn't shred the interdimensional link in cohesion with GR, Result: bigger, longer-lasting, safer portals and the energy surplus even lets you tune the destination; No dark matter required or whatever, that's really pure QM.
>>43106564Where do you get your research on this information?
>>43106564Holy wall of text Anon I'll show this to my science prof tomorrow for keks
>>43107199You have science prof? You underaged still in school?
>>43106564I'm almost impressed by your expose, have you considered discussing Milgrom+Relativity vs WIMPs which could play a role or be the dark matter?
>>43106564Ah well, maybe one day the portal will be real...
>>43108281Starting to think that anon is a scientist, I just watched a documentary about simulation theory and information and yes portals are just real or glitches in the matrix
>>43108589Could we get like a Equestria with the stuff used the matrix?
>>43108991A simulation? Sure but that's not the REAL DEAL. Y'know?
>>43108991That's an easy method. If the AI takes over and need us as slaves or as biological processing units; it will want to create first the best world for us to never fight back or question the system. Hence Equestria.
>>43109646John Wheeler's Simulation Theory is very serious about the crazy nonsense glitches of the physical reality, all of this could be, in fact, a simulation and perhaps ponies are watching us.
>>43109646With what we got, AI will never take over or make a actual Equestria virtual mind memory thing which is a shame.
>>43110264you never know since one day itll happen :)
>>43110741i hope so
>>43110155>perhaps ponies are watching us.They better not or we are all screwed!
>>43111582Oh they are ^;)
ITT: We are actual scientists IRL. And some ideas and theories here are not all crazy, let's just _not_ nuke Equestria.
>>43001157How can you be so confident that you'd retain a direct chain of consciousness from the isekai experience? Are you so sure you'd really be 'you'? Same issue with the Star Trek transporters.
>>43112472But what if we really wanted to nuke Equestria?
>>43112932then you would go to hell for being evil
None of you will ever be ponies.The end.
>>43113496HiEfags will never go to Equestria as they are banned.The end.
>>43112472How 2 science
>>43112481I mean how does one even consider yourself? If there's a brain replacement then is it really still you? Confusing stuff.
>>43114414Bro its the soul lmao just do voodoo science
>>43114796>VoodooI'm too white for that.
>>43115868voodoo is basically white people stuff though
>>43116356Black Anon...
Science is not in equestria
>>43117303Are you retarded?
you'd be a unicorn stallion but gay with an endless thirst for cock
>>43117477OP if he pony
>>43117477That'd be actually happening to you.
you'd be a unicorn stallion but straight with an endless thirst for mare pussy
>>43118650Anon if he pony
>>43001157You'd need to confess any lies and sins to even get to Equestria so I hope you haven't done anything evil.
>>43119542what if i dont?
>>43119903You're not going to Equestria.
>>43120268i will and you will not stop me ;)
>>43119542>You'd need to confess any lies and sins to even get to Equestria so I hope you haven't done anything evil.No thanks, bro.
>>43119542Repenting doesn't factor in?
>>43121242It will but the ponies won't trust you much but if you want to go to equestria at any cost than that shall be fine.
>>43001157If that's your special talent
>>43106564>MONDYou're a crackpot. F = dp/dt is definitional.
>>43117477>>43118650So which one is it?
>>43122240you'd be a unicorn stallion but bi and available for free use
>>43122475So a prositute for mares? Doesn't sound bad at all.
>>43123023That's not what that means.
>>43123451Well tell me what does it mean then
>>43124239Free use means you're available for both mares and stallions and you don't get paid.
>>43124294Just like a 4chan janitor?! Fuck...
