Spellcheck EditionPrevious Edition: >>42925264 Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/ Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives: https://ponepaste.org/1046 Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.in Remember: not to save anything of value on Pastebin ignore all attempts at early new threads Thread question: How would you go about finding mares to marry?
>>43003295spitfire!! :D
>>43003295>How would you go about finding mares to marry?I'd kidnap a prince. In all the stories, that makes a team of 3-6 mares gather together and travel to the evil wizard's tower. They will inevitably be top-quality mares with a lot of potential to get even better.It's the perfect plan.Also, it always tickles me that Harshwhinny is a "Professional Professional".
>>43003304do not the pegasus
>>43003314Beside the Mane 6 and the royal military,which mares would go out adventuring?
>>43003352Imma do the pegasus
>>43003295any updates on the long and short of it and the sunburst green?
>1 hour to p10It's fucking 4AMI'm so tired of schizos I don't have words to do it justice
It says "Welcome to Ponyville" in human
>>43003352I'm going to do the pegasus and more
>>43004434That sign certainly makes me feel welcome.
>>43004434How do Equestrian mares say hi to human men?Cowgirl position.
>>43004651>"All they think about is your bits and try dating one if your height is under four feet.">"I hate stallions so much it's unreal. Love from Horsetana."
I went to a gay bar and saw they didn't have a fire exit, so I left there as soon as possible.Not going to risk my life just to see two stallions kiss.
>>43004663>You raise your hand to ask your question?“Y’all use ft for measurement?”>Lyra quickly pipes up.>”I prefer hands.”
Has anypony seen this year spring fashion. I'm already low on Bits because our husband want to keep up with it.
This yellow dog keeps following me
>>43005605What was the size ratio for ponies compared to humans again? Would fillies actually be this small? I hope so.
>>43004434>>43004632>>43004616not rgre, russoid
>>43005668How so? Is it more /nmp/ than /rgre/?
>>43005675>What do you mean? Every general must be like /trash/
page 8 in 40 mins, crazy
>>43005771I think there’s a poster around spamming that.
>Canterlot, 4 AM>walk of shame>face visibly soaked>8 different mare pheromones, smellable from across the streethow do I keep getting my dumb, slutty ass into this situation every saturday
>10
>>43005668>>43005771Absolutely mindbroken
>>43006169Well for one you keep offering yourself as a seat.
>>43003304>Goes to the Wonderbolt HQ and gropes Spitfire's flank when she walks past
>>43005668Reason of shaking?
>>43006909That's how you end up in a bodybag and dropped off the side of the Academy's mesa, anon
>>43004010>Anon, I...
>>43007226shh shh shh, don't break his heartlet him have hope just a little bit longer
>>43007045Wrong, she'd shatter your pelvis and leave you in the middle of the academy for any other Wonderbolt mares if you're lucky. Or she could keep you all to herself if you're unlucky
>>43007815>Being kept by Spitfire>Unluckyunfa unfa you boys'll never see me again after this
>>43007815I wonder how many stallions gone missing when in reality they're in some mares basement as a result of stuff like that
>slidefag is back
>>43007820>>43007822This feels like the same thinking that makes stallions both petition serial cuddlers be released and then turn around screeching about feeling unsafe at night.
>>43003304that one /rgre/ Spitfire green is still the GOAT
>Be mare.>Go back to local hobby shop for newest comic of Batmare.>Notice same faker stallion is back but has a friend with him.>Said friend is that hooman alien that appeared one day in town.>Doesn't matter of size, their both fakers.>Start walking toward the two only to be lifted by the hooman.>Hooman request you to apologized to faker friend.>Denied his request by shouting at them and tell them to leave.>You went from being held to cradle by the hooman as he speak to you in foal talk.>Feel your marelyness leaving you as on goers take pics of situation.>Apologize of action to be free from hooman grasp.>Hooman put you down then go with friend to buy O&O book>Get the comic and pay the store owner who call you a little filly now>You can never go back to this hobby shop again.
>>43008193The one where Anon teaches her how to use "based" and "cringe" and calls a colt with cancer a fag?
