>Hearts and Hooves Day card exchangeGo get writing! What would your admiree's waifu think about? If you're sending international, finish up and send it out soon!aka for fuck's sake Edition, wtf is going on on this board lately>The fuck is thisExpecting a lonely Valentine's Day? Want to feel closer to your waifu and/or make someone else's day? Just really like writing? Write a Hearts and Hooves letter to an Anon while pretending to be their special somepony and in turn receive such a letter yourself.>How does it workSign up and write a novel about your waifu, then sharpen your pens and fill your pencils while you wait for assignments. Once you have your assignment, write a nice romantic letter in character as their beloved. Send it off as early as possible to make sure it arrives before February 14th. You can add extra goodies, but it isn't required, the letter is what's important.More info in the FAQ: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WdEPj2W0yxVk9rNAcoYC235WMJSNBm8nfaOEEPDcqV8>What's the timelineJanuary 7: Signups openJanuary 15: Signups closeJanuary 16-18: Assignments go outJanuary 19-31: Write your letters! That’s a whole ten days! You can do it!February 1: Mail international no later than this>You are hereFebruary 7: Mail domestic no later than this>Sign me upForm's closed (due to time)>I need to tell you what a terrible idea this gay ERP isContact me at ponyerosmlp@gmail.com with all your questions, concerns, suggestions, or any other issues.Previous thread: >>42972585
Prev thread died again? Sad...
Board is going p fast if you ask meWonder if we have newfags coming in
>>43004821oh no
Almost done...
Snuggle Whiskers, I have forwarded Lyra's letter to you. You should hopefully get it soon.
Everyone gets one
Sussy Sweets! Your letter (and maybe a bit more) is on it's way. I'm a day over the deadline and that's my fault, but they said it should arrive on time.International shipping is so crazy now; it's been a while since I've done it last and the whole system has changed. Hopefully other Anons are managing.
>>43003247email sent, Pony Eros!hope there's another late-burger-coomer, kek
Anon. Where is my mint condition Collectors Edition Papa Johns Garlic Sauce-color Erasable Gel Pen.
>>43004698>"HI ANON! HAVE YOU FOUND A MAREFRIEND YET?!"
>>43005407YES YES YES YES YES
Grave Desire, spike informs me that your card it's on the way! We hope Equestria Postal Office doesn't make a mistake.
>>43006616This event is basically:In order to find a marefriend, one must first be the marefriend for a bit.
>>43003208Awesome! Dashie has no reason to be scared. Just the fact that I'm getting anything at all for Hearts and Hooves Day, from her no less, is amazing in itself. I'm glad she cares so much and she has friends helping her out.
i need another latecoomer GET IN HERE ANON!!
No- NO. Up!
>>43007109Hype! I have complete confidence in the Equestrian Postal Service.
I should have chosen Smel as my waifu.
>>43009476Get in line, anon.
Good night bump
So is this like /ss/ where we dont reveal out letters and card til Hearts and Hooves day, or can we reveal them as soon as we get em? Im going to be at Harmonycon come the day and dont want to worry my admirer/admiree.Also if any anon is going to be there, feel free to reply- im not seeing any threads for it even just a week away
>>43011347I say wait for Valentines, so you can exchange the cards with your waifu.You are writing a card for your waifu too, right?
Drunken Confession, I have just placed your letter in the mail today, it's domestic so should arrive early. I hope you love it!
>>43005646Looking forward to it! Apocalyptic Pleasure, your card should be sent out to you shortly!
>>43012658<3
up
>>43012328Awesome, I will be on the lookout!
>10
Pensive Missionary, letters in the mail with tracking forwarded to Eros /)>>43008517If no latecoomer is coming, I'd be willing to help anon
>>43005646Sleepover Surprise, so sorry for being a few days behind schedule. Your special somepony underestimated the time it would take to hoofwrite everything she wanted to say (and it was kind of a lot). She finally finished yesterday evening and I sent it earlier today. The actual distance the letter is travelling isn't terribly far, so hopefully it reaches you on time.
>>43014597Oop, forgot to put my name on.
>>43014597Yay! I'm so happy! I have no concerns over it potentially being a little late; I'm just thrilled to even get a letter <3
>>43014611I'm so glad! Immediately after sending it out, your somepony started worrying that she wrote too much, or didn't write enough, and she forced me to add extra stamps and tape to make sure it would arrive in once piece, so I'm sure she'll also be very relieved to hear you're excited.
A box arrived! And is covered in.. oat crumbs and doritos dust? >>43005407I shall wait until Hearts and Hooves day, but thought I'd let you know it arrived safely! Oh how I want to open it immediately but I shall be patient. Thank you for not buggering me. Thank you for mediating the arrival of this love letter (unless its a restraining order, in which case, fuck you anon, but I will respect her wishes.)
>>43014775Glad it made it to you safe. I know Lyra was really excited about it and hopes you like it, even if she's not the best at this sort of thing. >restraining orderI'm pretty sure it's usually ponies filing them against her, not the other way around.
>Letters are starting to arrive
Anterior Adoration, Twilight's letter has arrived, safe and sound from the looks of it. Thank you so much, I look forward to reading it!
>>43015727She'll be happy to hear it!
Hakai
>>43016845Twilight looking at her true love (a book)
>>43017314
>>43004698>February 7: Mail domestic no later than thisFinal deadline has arrived, you've all sent the letters (or are in the process of doing so) right?
>>43018265>are in the process of doing soYes.
Fashionable Frenzy your letter is in the mail from a special white mare!
Posterior PresentationSOON.
One week to go!
>>43018982Oh my! Thank you for letting me know I'll have an eye out for it
>>43021112Don't threaten me, I've already sent the letter over a week ago, it is no longer up to me when the letter makes it.
>>43019215I'm excited!
My admirer is silent since the assignments, he did send me a card, r-right?
>>43014504Excited!>>43018982Circle detected>>43023442
>>43018265I KEEP FUCKING UP THE CALLIGRAPHY
>>43024102At least you're trying to do it!I opted to take the lazy route and downloaded a font (Happy Swirly) and did a little something extra with the paper instead (should have aged it more honestly.)
>>43014504your envelope has arrived at my houseI can't wait til Hearts n' Hooves! Thank you so much, fren /)
>>43023442If he knows what's good for him he'll have.
bumping from work
bumping from home
Bumping from work
Private Party, just checking if you received the princess' package!Mail says ya did (with a picture of your doorstep, to boot) but just wanted to make sure it wasnt stolen or something
>>43026794It has, I just gotta grab it from my buddy. I'm stoked
>>43023442They got exodia'd, I'm sorry anon
>>43027167You gave your buddy's address???Oh god, uh, he doesn't have emphysema or COPD does he? You should check on him asap
>>43027821Anon, you weren't supposed to send anthrax.
>>43027821Kek well it was a costly but necessary sacrifice
Three more days! Cadance is starting to get in the mood.
>>43029648I gotta fuck this horse
>>43026794I got it, very fancy looking case. Super excited, you went over the top!!! Thanks anon
>tfw still waiting on my letter that was mailed over a week agoDerpy's just taking the scenic route, right?
I have received a letter in the mail.Now I just need to be worried about the letter I've sent out making it too (preferably in time).
I am patiently waiting.
I am impatiently waiting
Aw shit guys. My cards being delivered today but I am going to Harmonycon before it is delivered. I won't be able to read until Sunday what a shame.
>more letters are coming in
Got a postcard today :)But it's unrelated to this thread.
>>43031641See you there nonners ^:]Keep an eye out for NumgetNonny should you wish to meet with a few anons
>>43018982You letter arrived safely! Excited to open it!
Closing in...
The last chance to recieve a letter before the day...
>>43033672Hearts and Hooves Day clearly happens during spring or summer so it probably doesn't match Valentines Day exactly. If you don't have your letter by tomorrow you're waifu probably just confused the dates and didn't realize Valentines Day is earlier in the year.
>>43033687your waifuI'm an idiot.Guess not completely wrong in this event though
>>43034696Hello Slidefag
soon
>letter still in customs since monday
>>43030837Don't worry. I'm sure Derpy will be there soon with your letter.
I ran out of money, to my fellow anon, your waifu love is gonna be late unfortunately
get ready
What day is it today?
>>43036366Uhhh... Saturday?
Fashionable Frenzy! Happy Hearts and Hooves fren /)!It seems the mares -really- love me this year! I am not sure I will be able to trot a straight line to the post office for at least a week after this. I almost lost count but getting a lovely note from so many pretty mares after our “activities” was fairly impressive; an absolute-gem- of a holiday to remember for sure.(Seriously though, you completely outdid yourself and I am in awe. Thanks so much for all the energy you clearly put into this!)
>>43036833haha thankssince I just had the one letter to make, I figured I'd go all out>>43018982Thanks for a sweet letter from Rarity!I appreciate you sending it alongHopefully our date goes well...
>>43036849i wonder where the date is going to be
>>43036872Maybe an art museum, get dinner, dessert, maybe go to her place? (please take me to equestria please get me out of here oh please)
>>43026794My goodness you went above and beyond. One of the chocolates did go haywire during shipping but they were good.Please tell the princess I am flattered beyond belief and would be honored to accompany her.
>>43037233
>>43037233I told the princess that she should have used something stronger than Plant Adhesives, but she shot me a dirty looking said it would affect the chocolates taste! Im glad it arrived safely and hope you two can talk more regularly; she is simply infatuated with you!
Will check the card I got in a bit, just did some other stuff today first and now my cat is sitting on my lap and I can't get up to grab the card.
Can't wait to see more cards!
So, when do we officially declare our love stolen by bugs?
>>43038529I'm guessing Monday, since mail doesn't come on weekends. I'm a little sad that my letter didn't arrive on time, but I understand that life gets in the way every now and then.
Thank you, anonymous sender (who I totally can't deduce the codename of) for passing on this letter from Luna.>>43038529I promise I did send out a letter too, on the 31st of January to exact. Just hope it arrives and preferably does so sooner rather than later. I did take pictures of everything I've sent out, but of course the real thing would be preferable. I could also resend it, though that would obviously take quite a while again.
>>43038801Assuming no mistaken identity, I think it's safe to say it's been lost in the postal graveyard. You can try resending it if you want or you can see if Pony Eros can forward the pictures to me. Either way, I still had a nice H&H Day with Twi and won't hold this against her for being a little tardy.
>>43038801Hurray! You got the letter! I haven't gotten yours yet, but I know it'll be here soon. :-)
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS BUCKOS (or, well, not anymore or for a little bit still but close enough)? OH YEAH BABY IT'S TIME FOR LOVE!Dine your waifuWine your wiafu (if youre into that)Line by line read yourrr wiauf's letterSin your wuafi (if ur into that, Cadance approves either way I'm sure)And most improtantly, love your waifu! She loves you, too.I hope everyone's having/had a lovely Hearts and Hooves Day with hopefully a letter from your beloved. If you haven't yet gotten a letter, ask your admirer here in the thread what the status is and over the coming days send me an email so I can also ask directly.>>43035999Could you please send me an email or call your admiree out directly so I don't accidentally start a bug rescue for your admiree?>>43036833Your desires are unconventional, but I'm glad we could make it happen.>>43037233This is really nice, congrats.>>43038529>>43039116Your admirer (not Dubsy Doo) has been a bit quiet in my inbox, but they've said in the threads that they've sent your letter out a while ago. Considering where its supposed to be coming from, I wouldn't worry quite yet. I hope it makes it soon.
>>43039314>Dine your waifuAnd post results in the waifu dinner thread >>43035023
>>43005407Anon, I read her letter today, I'll post it soon, but I just wanted you to know I was nearly moved to tears towards the end of it. Had such a stupid grin on my face reading it through out loud to my anon friends here at the con, when it started getting pretty saucy Finished it on my own, and just.. man, I didnt know how much I needed something like this. Im going to be reading this a a few more times tonight thank you for your work on this anon
clearly misspelled Anon, Idk who Alex is..
>>43039447>>43039447FUCK, GODDAMNIT ALCOHOL
>>42966959>>42990367Hello Teasing, I'm so sorry if I didn't respond before, I have been very busy these days. But I need to inform you that your card just arrived! I'll report everything as soon as possible.
Sleepover Surprise I really felt the love when I unboxed all these wonderful treats and Pinkie’s adorable letter! I also appreciate you going above and beyond with the baking book, I’ll definitely put it to good use thank you so much! I haven’t had the pleasure of trying any Canadian candy yet so I’m excited to try them out for the first time. The flashlight candy is neat to play with and the pin, pinkie toy and card were great surprises too. I hope you have a wonderful Hearts and Hooves Day!
>>43039453Like I said im going to be rereading this a few timesI didnt realize how much I needed something like this.
>>43039423Glad you liked it! I know Lyra will love hearing how much it meant to you. Happy Hearts and Hooves Day!
>>43039447>spoilerKek, seems like Pony Eros might have gotten a bit confused when sending messages?
Apocalyptic Pleasure, if you are here, please respond.I haven't recieved your letter yet, did you send it, and if so, when?
>>43039581Yay!!!!! I'm so happy! This was my first time participating in an event like this, so I was worried I might've missed a memo somewhere, but reading your reaction definitely assured me and made the whole experience worthwhile. I really hope I get to do it again next year! Happy Hearts and Hooves Day!
>>43039116Sorry that might have been a confusing use of a (You), I was more just referring to the topic of letters not yet delivered yet as a whole. Hoping you get a letter too though.
Anterior Adoration,thank you very much for this lovely letter, directly from Twilight herself even, the address proves it! I really appreciate the warm words inside, I had a big smile on my face for a long while after (also bless you for writing the entire letter in cursive, I'm too weak).I certainly also appreciate the photos Twi sent over, wew. At least one of these will find its place on my walls (really good choices, too, I like selenophile and shadowreindeer and that Twi on the bed is a classic).Thank you for making my Hearts and Hooves a great one, I hope you had a good one as well and that you get your letter soon!
Come on people, post your letters! Is everyone at Harmonycon or yet cardless?>>43031168Due to unfortunate circumstances, you'll unfortunately have to wait a little longer.
Pensive Missionary the letter came in beutifully I very much so enjoy it and the pictures that accompany are a fine addition,very spicy.As my first time joining this event I had a good time writing and receiving the letters and I hope to see you all next year.Happy Hearts and Hooves to all anons!
>>43041889Hooray! Glad you enjoyed. Happy Hearts n Hooves~!
>>43041604Did a changeling get into the mail? Damn, I'll have to file a formal complaint with bugbutt.
don't die yet
>>43041604So far, just cardless. Hopefully today! (Faltering chuckle.)
Where are all the letters?
>>43039161>know it'll be here soonThrough optimism or through having information about its arrival?
>>43014597Twilight's letter arrived today!!! The smile on my face still hasn't left; I'm so overjoyed right now, I might've even made an audible squeal....4 whole pages filled front and back for me, I'm so spoiled! I've been really sick the past couple of days so this letter couldn't've come at a better time.I can't thank you enough for your contributions, Posterior Presentation. As it so happens, this is the most heartfelt thing I've ever been sent. I'm going to be riding high for the next while.
...We wants to see more cardsssss...
>>43044086this
>>43043765I'm so glad you like it! Twilight put a lot of heart into it, and I'm thankful it reached you not too long after Hearts and Hooves Day. I'll definitely do this again next year. Happy Hearts and Hooves Day!
>>43039116Grave Desire, your cardee here. I had some troubles with customs and unfortunately your letter didn't arrive before 14th. Everything is solved by now so you should receive it this week.
>>43039487Teasing Sweeper, I have no words to describe how joyful I am right now.It's marvelous the effort to the details you made, a nice collection of postals and posters, my house will be full of cute catbirbs even each of them has the artist written behind, oh, and these chocolates looks so delicious.When I was reading the letter, immediately I thought about my special griff, she definitely wrote it, with an appreciaton of what things she could do on this event. So loving and threatening words to read, that leave you a felling of true happiness; she's worried about you, she's interested about you.I'm simply amazed, anon, thank you so much for this big detail, and I hope you can have your letter soon, and of course, may Cadence fill you with lots of love.
>>43039984They sent their letter on the 4th. As it's international I could see it still being on the way so I hope it still makes it.>>43043765>>43044753Glorious handwriting.
>>43045062I'm glad you enjoyed the letter, I had fun writing, I mean passing it on and I'm happy that it reads like Gilda. I did get my letter and it filled me with love quite well.>>43044753qt
>>43045117Thanks for the info. I'll keep checking the mailbox for it.
>>43044763Sweet! I'll be sure to keep an eye out. I can't wait to hear from her. >customs made Twilight's letter lateThis is going to set Human-Equestrian relations back decades. I hope my wife doesn't do anything too rash because of this.
>>43041889>>43040640>>43043765>>43044763Post (larger) Letters!I'd love to see what other anons wrote!>>43039863We're all Anon here; there was no mistake
>>43047478I don't like posting the contents of the letter since it can be very personal, sorry (My autism even makes me avoid reading the letters in other people's pics, lol). I generally do the same with non-mass mailer /ss/ cards.
Am I forgetting something?
Alright people, I think we've given late letters and Harmonycon attendees enough time to arrive, so if you haven't gotten your letter yet and haven't heard from your admirer, please send me an email so we can start figuring out whether any debugging is needed.
Where is everybodys letters?...
up for letters
>>43050060My letter is currently bugged (tm) >>43048229
I've yet to post my letter but I will soon
>>43050060Most of them should be on their way still and hopefully not lost. I'm following up with the as of yet missing ones.
My friend drew her for me
>>43053747Lovely, your friend did a good job.
>>43054799derp a cute
>join despite this sort of thing being way outside my usual compfort zone>2 weeks of stressing over the letter>send it in time>one week after valentines day and it still hasn't made it
>>43055834I hope it arrives soon, so far it looks like we're only looking at letters yet to arrive or be posted.
I hope this thread actually survives long enough to post my letter.
>>43056764ok but will it survive long enough for your father to return with the milk and cigerattes?
>>43057229fatty
>>43056764Same here. Both because I want the letter and because I don't want to disappoint my letter writer.
Grave Desire, apologizes for the delay. Derpy inform me that your letter will arrive this monday! Get prepared for it.
>>43057333Trips confirm my mailbox is ready.
I'm not at home so I don't know if anyone sent me anything
>>43057726Smartest Anon
>>43058502How does she stay on there?
>>43058514Magnetic personality
>>43059329
Anterior Adoration, a second letter was mailed off on the 18th for you. If you do not get anything in the next few days I'm not going to be happy with my postmare.
Bump
>>43060495Surely they can't fuck it up twice
>>43061338Now that looks like a pretty mare through the looking glass.
Coy Caw, Twilight's letter has finally arrived! I love it so much! All the pictures are cute and perfectly purple, especially the hand drawn one. I love the little charm, although it seems her tail did not survive the trip, so I'll have to preform reattachment surgery sometime. I also love the Twi plush. She's perfect bookshelf size too. The letter was exactly what I need to get through the week. I could definitely go for some comfy reading time with Twi right now. And if she got me a job at the Hayburger, I'd take it in a heartbeat, and not just because I'd get to see her everyday ^:). Oh, and tell Pinkie she has good taste in chocolate, though Mr. Postman could do with trying to melt them a little less. Thanks so much again and happy Hearts and Hooves Day!
>>43060495So there's still a chance?
>>43061987Damn, an entire plush and more? Coy Caw is an absolute chad.
Good to see more letters arrivingI think we have all letters accounted for as in theory in transit or arrived but not yet posted (pls post), so please let me know if you want me to ask your admirer for photos/a digital version while you wait and hope for it to not be lost.
>>43047478I'll leave it up to >>43041889 to post if they want. I'm quite proud of it but maybe they want it to truly be for their eyes only.definitely doing the poloroid thing again in the future tho
