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Why are unicorn horns sensitive to touch, even to a little itty bitty filly? It shouldn't be like this.
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Imagine her slapping your peanus weanus like that
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>>43005071
this but her marecock
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Rarity is secretly an earth pony that got race affirming surgery. It's why she can't do any advanced magic.
>VNR
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>>43005076
Rarity is literally one of the strongest non-bullshit unicorns we see in the show. Even season 1 shows her doing crazy complex levitation.
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I want to lick and suck unicorn horn
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>>43005095
You're fantasizing about licking and sucking a phallic object?
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>>43005101
I suppose. Do you avoid eating hot dogs because they remind you of dicks?
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>>43005101
It's not a dick and it's on a mare. That's the total opposite of gay!
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>>43005095
You want to lick and suck unicock?
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>>43005121
That's like saying it's not gay to fuck a mare-coded stallion. It's not just gay, bro. It's gay as FUCK!
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>>43005121
this nigga be saying "yes I know it has a cock but DUDE its a mare that means its straight when I suck on a mare cock because it aint male"
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>There are fuckers that would deprive their uniwaifus from the experience of a horn induced orgasm
Be a real man and satisfy your mare's every need, rock her world, nothing manlier than that.
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>>43005141
Cock ≠ horn
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>>43005176
I am already a real stallion by giving my marewife foals so we are a happy pony family.
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And that explains it. Not need to derail any further.
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>>43005214
>I am already a real stallion
You chopped your hands off?
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>>43005256
Wot? Nah, I have my own personal Equestria when I dream where I meet with the foals and marewife after a long hard work (of real life) and we do fun activities like doing magic like me using my unicorn horn to do some magic trick to please the wee foals. You do have these sort of dreams, right?
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>>43005084
I don't know about "powerful", but she definitely has fine control over levitation. With her constant use of it for threading needles and sewing and making very slight adjustments, it's only natural she'd have precise control over it—maybe even moreso than a "stronger" magic user like twiggles
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>>43004999
Unicorns are an inferior tribe. They are easy to subdue.
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>>43005916
>t. (((Griffon)))
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>>43005918
Their magic is easily disabled and they willingly breed themselves out. Without their magic they are the weakest, not to mention that most of them can barely use it.



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