Remember, the pizza man ALWAYS delivers. Poorly drawn requests thread. Slide me your requests. I DON'T PROMISE I'LL GET TO ALL OF THEM.Current queue https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42283088/#q42287090
>>43006488Ms. Cheerilee furiously yelling at an inchworm.
>>43006488Tree Hugger eating grass with some hot sauce on it.
>>43006488rarity nervously trying a costco $1.50 hot dog
Sweebel wears one of Rarity's "big ass hats".
>>43006488Suri Polomare beating Coco Pommel with a chancla.
>>43006488FINISHED SNOPITY DELIVERY.https://imgur.com/a/pQsF1SEFile was too large to upload, so you get an imgur link.Next is king sombra.
>>43006558wtf lmao
>>43006488>hitler dubs/r/ing hitler getting a sloppy kiss with aryanne
>>43006488draw NYX
Uhhhh /r/ Twilight's retarded clone making it out of the lab.
>>43006558I hate it. but what is art if it doesn't make you feel something. Post more
Sombra Suicide request(1/2)
draw Chrysalis and Derpy hanging out
>>43006517taking a break on the old queue to fill some new requests heresweebele
>>43006488pinkie and fluttershy having a tea party, please
>>43006493>"TWILIGHT CAN GIVE YOU ALL THE ANIMAL DISGUISES SHE WANTS, RARITY.">"I KNOW YOU GAVE MY STUDENTS SUPER CHALMYDIA"
Sunny Starscout riding a penny-farthing bicycle (pic related)
>>43007098Kino. Thanks OP, maybe you aren't a faggot after all.
>>43006918Twilight's clone, AKA "Tardi-light". The unfortunate result of a botched cloning experiment. TARDI-LIGHT's lack of intelligence comes solely from the fact that she cannot keep her priorities straight and take care of her actual needs. If she were to do this, she'd far exceed the original twilight's capabilities.This will never happen. Tardi-light suffers from a constant state of OCD, causing a near constant stream of intrusive thoughts, fantasies and being prone to panic. Tardi-light is aware this is problematic, and is unable to come up with any helpful way to deal with this. Instead, she deals with this through GOONING. Tardi-light's gooning is more cerebral than physical (most of the time). This, combined with her OCD, has resulted in Tardi-light forming a Trauma Fetish. She is incessantly drawn to and turned on by anything emotionally traumatic. Twilight has to keep her away from the library, as she will somehow always find the most grueling, depraved and sickening things to read. Twilight never knows how she finds these things. Tardi-light is an extreme danger to herself. She will purposefully seek out situations that are traumatic in order to goon. This causes her OCD to become worse, which feeds into the gooning, which just starts up the whole cycle again. A never ending feedback loop. Her GOONING, OCD and TRAUMA FETISH have resulted in Tardi-light being in a consistent brain-fog. This manifests as constant mess, unawareness of surroundings and dyscalculia. Twilight's clone lives in the basement lab for study and is given a Doujinshi once a month.
>>43007259That is an impressive amount of autism.Thank you Anon.
>>43006893THISIt's N Y Xbruary, where are all the drawings of her
>>43007272no problem bro Alright, heading out. Same rules as last time. I'll keep doing requests for as long as the thread is up. (unless i die).If survive, maybe NYX next.
>>43006488Derpy farting on Anon's face
>>43006488Twilight putting Spike in time out.
>>43007296anon, why your cat looks angry?
>>43007028cute
nice art
>>43007827She hates it when you remind her that she's short
bump
good threda
>>43007259>>43007372i can fix her...
>>43007259I actually kind of want to read a green about Tardlight now. I can almost see it:>Tardlight makes a break from the lab>Anon runs into her and mistakes her for the real Twilight>They hit it off.>Anon later meets up with Twi after she recaptured Tard>Anon is confused when she doesn't reciprocate the same feelings she did before>Anon suspects something's up but nopony believes him>Cue daring Tard-rescue from Twi
Pizza guy ALWAYS delivers >>43006893>>43007296Here she is getting banished to earth
>>43009556>>Cue daring Tard-rescue from Twimore like>try to rescue tard-light>she says she wants to staywhy?>anon that's muh fetish>take her anyway>she reeeeeeee>slice of life awkwardness with teaching her how to do stuff around the house>maybe an attempt to replace her gooning addiction with something else>if succeed live happily with her>help her deal with ocd>then twi comes and ruins everythingalternative ending>she says she is sorry to tard-light and she treater her bad>they hug>have threesome sexxo with them after or smth:)
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>>43009632>And then they produce the most retarded foals in all of Equestria
>>43009632Tardi absolutely would refuse to be rescued, i think. Her addiction controls almost every aspect of her life. >Slice of life rehabilitation ensues after rescue attempt (?). >OCD out of control, you can see just how much of her thought's revolve around Trauma & Panic.>Tardi spends significant amount of time edging to the idea you're going to betray her. >Tries to find new ways to goon to Traumatic Situations. >Hijinks ensue thus as you try to redirect her focus and help her become self sufficient.Oh Tardilight!>Sitcomlaughtrack.wav
>>43009794Yeah, Tard-light will probably never get a happy ending. It's like talking to an AI which is stuck just to one prompt and won't do anything else. She can only be cured by heavy meds to reset her brains it seems.
>>43009828 (me)I thought about it for a bit. I think she could be cured by tricking her that normal life thing is her impressment. Maybe anon RPs for her and takes her out only in hand...errr hoofcuffs.
>>43009828You might be able to rescue her! PERSONALLY I think it just depends on whether or not you can get her out of her own head. Which may mean she needs meds....may also not.Her biggest problem to me is she's stuck in this feedback loop of Goon Addiction, fetish, OCD. If she could just get AWAY from that cycle, she'd learn to heal. She might not ever be completely "normal" like Twilight, but she could become healthy at least. Getting her to that point she can replace her gooning addiction, do stuff around the house and deal with her OCD is the big question.
>>43009843>Anywhere you take her she has this autistic internal conflict>Resulting in her being in a constant state of retarded arousalAlso, how does that play into her OCD? Does she cream herself whenever it gets triggered?>>43009849Anything's possible with the Magic of Friendship(tm).
>>43009849>>43009843Please draw more, these are great
ok im sleep. I got distracted by tardlights adveenture. I'll do more actual requests tomorrow. >>43009843i love it
>>43009595WTF but that means N Y X is real and is somewhere on our planet??!!
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>>43010158Yes and I'm going to hunt her down like an African poacher!
this is nice and i wanna see more!
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>>43011925board is fast today
>>43012237bruh
Pizza man ALWAYS delivers Back to do some more requests before the sand man gooses me.>>43009942ok....This is starting to become the Tardi thread
forgot to include image.
>>43012758She says this but the moment Anon rears his ugly head, she'll sweat up a storm and be rendered a stuttering mess
>>43006511She's scared to try "poor pony" food.
>>43006510its just like the pioneers used to do, maaannnnnnnn
>>43007055
Alright I gotta sleep. Sorry for the small delivery today.Feel free to send in more requests in the mean time. >>43012765Tardlight is eternal spaghetti. >>43009937>Also, how does that play into her OCD? Does she cream herself whenever it gets triggered?Pretty much yeah. Triggering leads to almost immediate gooning, whether she wants to or not. It's like the only way she knows how to deal with the OCD. This may or may not lead to creaming, depending on the situation. (Many times it leads to creaming. Which leads to tears. Which leads to more creaming) That's *my* headcanon anyway. Others may have different ideas
>>43007057thanks anon!didn't remember this thread was still up
>>43012922I wonder if Tardlight is the reason Celestia stopped visiting Twilight? How long Twilight was able to hide it from her and what embarrassing situation led to her finding out?
>>43011002You won't do shitN Y X is MINE.
>>43012854I wanted to color this.
>>43013038>>43011002>Preparing my potatoe gunWhere did nyx land?
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>>43012980Ohhh shit that would be interesting. If she was the reason, does Celestia just not care enough to stop that whole mess? Tardlight is just stuck in a lab-basement 24/7, unable to take basic care of....any aspect of her life. Terrible at chores, barely able to handle hygiene... Whats Celestia think of this whole mess? Would she even know Tardlight is a clone?
>>43006488Can someone draw Twilight holding down RainbowDash and forcing her to take dexamfetamine during the Wonderbolts history eps. Bonus points if RainbowDash is REEEEE'ing.
>>43006488I WANNA SEE RAINBOW DO A DASHAROONIE!
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>>43009964i'm in love with Tardlight
>>43015082Imagine Pinkie trying to throw the poor thing a party.
>>43006488Derpy's titanium ass knocking over the towers (tm)
>>43014880>>43015001I combined them>>43013382I loved this...... been staring at it since i saw itMy imagination here tells me that Chrysalis got assigned as Derpy's caretaker to take time off her sentence. Chrysalis is always in a state of confused befuddlement in this living situation.
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>>43015151This is some amazing stuff Anon.
More Tardi headcanons>Hates being called Tardi or Tardlight (refuses to be called anything else)>Prone to shaking/crying/cumming when overwhelmed, traumatized or having panic attack. >Most of her gooning is mental instead of physical. Gets aroused and lost in a daze. >Frequently walks into objects and other ponies/creatures if out of the basement due to brain fog.>Low level Toxic, traumatc relationship with "real" Twilight. 1000% fulfilling her fetish. >Extreme imposter syndrome >Cannot remember what time or day it is. >Unable to do basic chores, feels useless. >Unable to do pretty much any of the normal "fun" twilight stuff, except reading. >But will only read extremely traumatic material (extreme fetish porn typically. Sometimes books detailing true crimes, etc)>Will always find a way to become traumatized if left to her own devices. >>43015084You guys keep TEMPTING me with TARDLIGHT. I keep letting this RETARD CLONE occupy my ENTIRE DRAWING TIME. ALright, i gotta sleep. More tomorrow.
Up.
>>43015151>>43015224what an enchanting princess of gooning, I love her retardation
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>>43015105Dasharoonie is forbidden.
>>43015224/r/Tardlight taking up all of Anon's time.
>>43015224Tardilight is one of the best ways to start 2026. She is great, maybe she needs dedicated thread at some point. Would love to see some greens/drawings of her.
>One of the mane 6 see Tardlight gooning in public>Doesn't know Twilight has a clone>Organizes a goon-tervention for Twilight>Twilight has to play along since she doesn't want her friends to know she has a retarded clone
I want to see. Anon. In bed. Kissing dashie. It's tender. Aftercare. Messy mane. Gods, please. I need my fix. Redruin is inactive.
>>43017449Sorry, chud. This is the TARDILIGHT thread now. NO MORE DASHIE!
>>43017457I HEIL CELESTIA ZIGGA
https://imgur.com/a/hQ9Mu3DYou didn't learn your LESSONMoreOiledUpGoblins
>>43017457What if Dashie had reta... oh wait... Well what if Dashie had extremely smart clone who overthink about everything and it loops her back into being dumb lel
>>43017293Part onePOV - Tried to rescue her
>>43017741pt 2 (end)MY interpretation of a scene someone gave earlier.Could also be her saying this all again for a second time, so she could relive the trauma and goon hard to it all.
>>43017937Tardlight is such a fun and surprisingly novel idea. Didn't mean for it to take over so much of the thread when I made my initial request.
>>43017449Sorry (you) are kissing the back of her head Didn't feel conffident enough to draw the kiss
>>43017692I've decided she's not canon to the tardlight world.......but you may keep her anyway>>43018164>sorry no worries, apparently she needed to come out into the world.>>43017372If Tardlight gets any greens or threads, I'd be happy to contribute more art. Maybe even art with more effort behind it. >>43017443>Tardlight punished for damaging Twi's reputation with her friends. >Twilight now has regular AA styled meetings scheduled by the other mane 6 >They mean well but have a tendency to 'talk down' to twilight during. >Maybe Applejack used to be an alcoholic, tries too hard to 'relate' to twilight during meetings. >It's like a weekly humiliation ritual. >Twilight insists she doesn't need them (because she doesn't. TARDLIGHT however...) >Still attends her "support meetings" anyway. >Friends permanently think she is a recovering goon addict. >All because of Tardlight.
Alright, back to sleep. Tomorrow is saturday, I should be around to do ideally MUCH more. In the meantime, requests are stored in a safe place. https://imgur.com/a/bY0rANY
>>43018204/r/Twilight looking at Tardlight still in the cloning chamber, thinking something seems off but she's not sure what.
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>>43018475Part 1
>>43019492May do two more parts, but consider this delivery done for now.
>>43007069I turned it into dykeshipping but you can still pretend it's platonic.
Got more deliveries cooking. Will post them later. Gotta take a break now.>>43006519Here you go
>>43015058kek
>>43006488Applejack punishing Cozy Glow in a weird and specific way.
>>43020141/r/ anon beats up coco pommel because she doesn't want to do anal also anon tells everyone that she is his anal slut and she hates it
>>43020141I just got goose pimples.
>>43020493Seconding, Cocobuse is lifefuel.
>>43006488A pony of your choice falling from the sky wielding an electrical guitar, arc backward, the base of the electrical guitar sparks thunderbolt spiraling from it that ignite the air on fire, doing a tornado as the pony descent, the angle shot is beneath slightly tilted to see the entire pony length and some background effect from said electrical sparks and fire tornado on the pony descent.
>>43019492>>43019749Amazing stuff Anon.Thanks.
>>43020571>>43020493
>>43020621The people demand that Coco Pommel gets the bricks beaten out of her.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42283088/#42286681FUCK this delivery took forever. May have to finish the rest of these in the mornin'. If you don't see another post from me within the next 10-15 mins assume i'm asleep
>>43020621of course she is upset op didn't deliver
>>43006488Requesting the belly button stealer with all his stolen belly buttons
Alright, back to work on requests. Here's some fresh OC to bump the thread>>43020624OK.....i'll do it. Currently cooking it right now. It's taking me the longest but hopefully will be up soon.
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>>43022203Based, very torturous.
>>43020571>>43020493>>43020624part one
>>43022480Pt 2
>>43022667pt 2 Taking a break for a few hours.
>>43022782>pt 2*Pt 3OK be back later
>>43022782>>43022667>>43022480BASED! I LOVE MY COCO WIFE!
>>43022782>rape
>>43022782Pt 4Moar tomorrow.
>>43023199Coco really discovering something about herself in that third panel
>>43018175Thank you anon.
>>43023199https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPI00jVBLMk
>>43018204>I've decided she's not canon to the tardlight world.......>but you may keep her anywayI need Tardquestria. Everyone got some sort of mental illnesses and characters who are already got mental illnesses will be completely normal. Like everyone dislikes Derpy, Luna, Fluttershy, Lyra etc because they are completely normal.
>>43012818I hope she doesn't get a tummyache.
>>43023199
Alright sorry lads, been throwing up too much to continue tonight. Have more posts loaded up in the chamber, will try to get them out tomorrow.
>>43025119Aw shit feel better anon
>>43025119Hope you feel better soon Anon./r/Anon taking care of an ill Tardlight.
>>43024818Why isn't she quivering in a puddle of blood yet?
>>43019921those are some long buttter hooves, thanks.
Out and about, still sick. But should be able to do some deliveries when I'm homeGonna be less of an asshole now and respond to some of my pals here, pizza guy is on break and no longer in delivery mode. (Attaching horse image to make blogging less intolerable- not mine) >>43025593No problem bro! >>43025178>>43025393Thanks guys, 'preciate it alot. I'll take a break from the coco rape to delivery tardlight when I'm home.>>43025410Hopefully, it'll make the payoff good. I'm trying to boil the abuse here so that what's coming up will have a big impact. (Much as it can with my skill limits)I could also be fucking it up. But the pizza guy ALWAYS delivers. >>43018164I didn't get to respond to this as much as I wanted to before. Thank you!! I'm really happy and fascinated with how much you guys have been enjoying Tardlight, now that she's out in the world. I guess she was needed and now she's here, and I'm happy for that. I tried to channel old fandom into her and it seems that paid off. I love seeing all the creativity and community you guys come together with. It's awesome seeing the back-and-forth of idea and headcanon sharing.Someone mentioned it before, but we could totally make a Tardlight thread. If you guys do, I'll contribute some higher effort art. Maybe for the OP image?
>coco rape *Cocobuse >>43025779>>43024073I really like how Tardlight has occupied everyone's mind.I didn't give Tardlight more 'Tarded friends because it's just kind of interesting and fun to examine her like this. Gives her more "oomf". Tardquestria is fun idea though. I like the idea of the more "zany" characters being the normies suddenly. >>43021281I was also thinking she was also upset by the concept of cocobuse, as well as being upset I didn't deliver.You know that meme of the kid who goes online, sees LiveLeak, gets traumatized....but keeps watching? Even though he's actively shaking, crying, etc? That's her, except she's also aroused by the trauma she's experiencing.So I imagined she's the one begging for more cocobuse. She would be mortified at the idea of seeing somepony abused. Actively traumatized, hating the experience, but also insanely turned on and needing more. >>43020569Really glad. I was hoping for that.
>>43025788>She would be mortified at the idea of seeing somepony abused.kek tardlight is abusecuck
>>43025793Yes. She would be obsessed with abuse content. She would hate every minute of it, be traumatized by it, and keep going right back. >"Oh Celestia this-this is disgusting!" >"They're talking about r-r-raping my friends! They...I'm gonna be sick.... How could any pony make this...">"....I'll just ...read a little...more..."If she were on the board, shes reading abuse, rape and generally extreme fetish material. Especially if it involves "real twilights" friends. She would feel insanely guilty and that would just make everything worse. In equestria, she's reading physical mediaExamples you could find in Tardi's Reading list; 1. Mai chan No Nichijou 2. Emergence 3. Geiger Counter 4. The holes (Machimo Henmaru). 5. Books detailing horrific true crimes (ideally with pictures).
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>>43025410mares cant bleed
