Leaked pictures of Princess Celepsteina on foalcon island:
>>43017378>trixie's a rape victimno wonder she's an insufferable attention-seeker
Molestia, Molestia, what we gonna do?Molestia, Molestia, you seem like such a jew!
This board has a lot of trouble understanding that the reason Equestria is a near-utopia in the first place is precisely because shitty selfish bigoted evil children-molesting fuckwits are not allowed to exist there, any person who displays these or similar behavior are regarded with extreme distaste by each and every individual within Pony societyIf you're a hateful person, Equestria would not be a paradise for YOU. It's a paradise for everyone else because selfish people AREN'T allowed there. YOU'D get outcast and ostracized very quickly once you started to reveal the darkness in your soul
>>43017476Bro was NOT invited to the big C's island! :skull:
>>43017476i don't think it's that serious
>>43017476>If you're a hateful person, Equestria would not be a paradise for YOU.You seem to misunderstand something fundamental. I want to INFLICT said hate upon others. A place like this would be PARADISE because all you have to do is be directly violent to succeed. No gimmicks to exploit, no convoluted plans, to be foiled. Just hit Twilight upside the head with a shovel when she's not looking and dump her twitching freshly used body in a ditch with Spoke, the lil shit.Menace the poor ponies from there. Just gotta stay one step ahead of the Sun. And sleep soundly... on a pile of freshly abused foals ofcourse.
>>43017498>SpokeAnon got sent to bootleg Equestria kekekek
>>43017498This is the problem with liberal writing. It portrays the good guys as helpless and retarded and the bad guys as strong and smart. Obviously some edgy faggot is going to take advantage of that.
>>43017476>evil children-molesting fuckwits are not allowed to exist thereI say, it doth seem the disinformation campaign is working! Not that that's surprising, we Unicorns have far greater abilities to achieve our deepest desires and cover our tracks than you simpleton humans could ever dream of! What say you we get ourselves some fresh Canterlot Pizza to celebrate this joyous occasion, Madame Fleur?
>>43017498You'd inevitably be stopped, likely before victimizing anypony because you're too antisocial to be able to get close to somepony and gain their trust. If you were you wouldn't be on 4chan shitposting, you'd be an executive at a Fortune 500 company.
>>43017498>>43017533evil & stupid/incompetent are traits that pair together way, WAY more often than evil & smart/competent do. This isn't up for debate. We all collectively just like to pretend this isn't the case for various reasons, especially in media cuz pretending evil people are smart/competent makes for more fun antagonists.
People like to portray Discord as a sexual predator but honestly I just don't see it in him. He's too goofy. Even ignoring later seasons where the show tried to make him on the side of the good guys, even the villainous Discord from Return Of Harmony never seemed like he'd be the type of bad guy to do thatYeah he obviously could very easily do it cuz he's nearly fucking omnipotent, but I think A) he seems like the type of villain who doesn't like to "dirty his hands" with something so crude and uncivilized, and B) I think if Discord both had his level of power AND was using it to kill/violate people, then Equestria would instantly switch from merely finding him annoying to everyone actively trying to assassinate the motherfucker. He would be a serious global threat in that case. And I don't think even someone as powerful as Discord would be alive for too long if the entire world wanted to take him the fuck out.
>>43017592If anything, later-season Discord seems more likely to do something like that than villain Discord. Villain Discord clearly finds ponies kind of annoying and wants very little to do with them, 'hero' Discord thinks he knows what's best for ponies and is willing to do drastic things to 'help' them. I could see him deciding that the way to fix a shy pony is to give her a good dicking regardless of whether she wants it or not.
>>43017515The problem with what now? I close my eyes and clench my teeth and try to think of something that would associate with the words "liberal writing", the first thing that comes to mind is The Stainless Steel Rat. Clearly not an example from the category you have in mind. The second example that comes to mind is The Neverending Story, is it closer to your idea? Its hero is kinda silly. Or maybe it would be easier to describe what is not "liberal writing" to you.
>>43017378Does it count as foalcon since Trixie is developmentally delayed?
>>43017476>It's a paradise for everyone else because selfish people AREN'T allowed theredyewts
>>43017476>It's a paradise for everyone else because shitty selfish people AREN'T allowed thereSo true, heh heh heh m'kay?
>>43017412Topkek
>>43017759To be fair those ponies are assholes but they're cartoon assholes, their malice is easily defeated by being confident or funny.
>>43017759>>43017800What the hell? She didn't do anything wrong, market prices can change in a day and she was displaying it correctly. Pinkie Pie was the bad guy here because she was using her tactics to rip her off.
>>43017812Haggling was a regular part of purchasing goods in the pre-industrial era and can still be seen all across the world.
>>43017824She had a hard price and was scammed by Pinkie. Pinkie Pie is a villain, she stole from a small business owner.
>>43017824That wasn't haggling, Pinkie Pie confused her and made her nervous so she would make a mistake in a Looney Tunes way. Pinkie Pie scammed her.
>>43017828Your Reaganisms won't work in Equestria, buster. Everyone knows that goofs, japes and honest mistakes are fair game which is why it's legal for Trixie to assault people as a part of her magic show and Rainbow Dash doesn't go to prison for busting the weather machines.
>>43017847what about rarity saying lies to get what she wants?
>>43017861He got a jerk-off fantasy for the next few years, that's well worth a bunch of asparagus to him.
>>43017847Not being a scumbag has nothing to do with your /pol/shit, dummy. Scamming is bad, end of story.
These ones were jerks for sure.
>>43017882It's a silly moment that she likely laughs when she thinks back on it. Being such a fuddy-duddy will do you no good in Equestria.>>43017897To be fair, pulling the carts up to that point is a fair bit of work so I get taking a break.
>>43017908Pinkie Pie is going to pay for her sins in HELL.
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>>43017596He's not a molester, he just simps hard for Fluttershy.
>>43017920Fluttershy is also going to ROT in HELL for her sins.
>>43017378is blueblood related to Celestia and Luna though Molestia?
>>43017989>You mean Tartarus, right?
>>43018017Moon Dancer is going to BURN in the DEPTHS of HELL for her transgressions.
>>43018022Is there a pony that won't burn in hell for his or her transgressions?
>>43018024Cadance, Shining Armor, Apple Bloom, Lily Valley, Daisy, Surprise, Toola Roola, Granny Smith, Cheerilee, Double Diamond, Cheese Sandwich, Igneous Rock Pie, Cloudy Quartz, Marble Pie, Shady Daze, Super Funk, Aloe, Lotus Blossom, White Lightning, and Dizzy Twister.
>>43018051I see.
The Calvinists say, no.
>>43018051>white lightningwe all know what the double-lightning division did on the eastern front
>>43017529How many innocent colts did Fleur molest on her husband's private island?
>>43017382>molestia posting was really Jeff the whole time
>>43018329JefFANCY PANTStein, to be exact
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>>43017476>no fun allowed!
>Troubleshoes after Bon Bon forgot to redact his name from the Pants files>"Just my luck.."
>>43017378is trixie okay?
>>43018370To be fair he wasn't even involved with all the foalfucking, he was just hired as entertainment.
>>43017533Epstein was just a well-connected retard.
>>43018829so well connected he has blackmail of a lot of people, crazy huh?
>>43018640She's into it.
>>43018829The average 4channer is infinitely less sociable than Epstein was.
>>43017476I'm a hateful person because I hate this world and the people that inhabit it, I'd have no reason to be hateful in Equestria
>>43017378Which ponies are in the Celepsteina files?
>>43018051Why should Toola Roola go to Hell? What about all the other genuine fornicators?>>43019217Amethyst GleamAvalonBarbara BanterBeachberryBlossomforthBreezieBurning passionCherry PieCoral ShineCrescendoDewdrop DazzleFlitterFlorina TartFlower Wishes / DaisyFrou FrouGlitter SpritzHoofer StepsLavender Essence (200 bits extra)Lulu Luck (Lucky Swirl)Manely GoldMerry MayMidnight FunNurse SnowheartOrange SherbetPampered PearlParty FavorPretty VisionRoxie RaveShimmy ShakeSoigne FolioVidala SwoonS05E11 Unnamed Earth Mare #6S06E20 Unnamed Earth Mare #s 8 & 9S09E04 Unnamed Earth Mare #1
>>43019387I fucking knew it, something was always off with a few of those ponies, but I could never put my finger on what it was!
'PIZZA' Codewords Littered In Epstein Fileshttps://youtu.be/jkSaR3fGWXw?si=ZBwU8TTLHPIGJA_7
>>43017476deal withthis . thanyou
>>43017378hot
>>43019387You misunderstand, those ponies AREN'T going to FESTER in the flames of HELL.
