>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery. Welcome, anonymous.////Masterlist: https://ponepaste.org/user/FlutterrapeGeneralAuthor List: https://ponepaste.org/1270FIMfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/211640/flutterrapeRequest Bin: https://ponepaste.org/1268Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/Flutterrape/previous thread: >>42969354
Yeeeah, work that grill baby.
There better not be any hornyposting in this thread
>"Unless it's me!">"I can hornypost about Anon all day long!"
>>43026324
Hello everybody! It's Tuesday and time for another installment of How to be Dense!This update is a wild ride that includes:A secret meeting!A superpowered fight!The legit rape attempt I promised another FR poster!It gives some answers while raising some questions!The paste is https://ponepaste.org/11423BUT it's better viewed over in the Fingerbang thread because I was able to include pictures there.Remember that How to be Dense updates on Tuesday!
>>43026401You’re on thin ice
>>43026371No piss off
>>43026425I was wondering what you would do if we didn't make another thread until after Tuesday.
>>43026917>"Oh, Anon...">"You've made me so wet!"
>>43027011Well my guiding principal for posting is I would like at least 24 hours of exposure.So with the last thread already dead, I was going to wait for this one.On one occasion, the Fingerbang thread died within 24 hours of posting an installment. So I reposted in the next thread.
>>43027164It's gasoline. Now burn.
>you can't make it easy enough for her
How did this low T cuck manage to get into Equestria? Denying this sexy mare the cock for this long.
>>43027611Twilight, I thought you were good at writing
>>43027611Shut up, Twilight, you are purple.
late night boop
>neets need cuddles
>>43028058That mana really cute pic
>>43028058The grease ruins the clothes forever.
>>43028229Guess youre just gonna have to take em off...
>>43028301The grease won’t get off my skin, guess I’ll take that off too.
A new challenger enters the ring
>"Wakey-wakey, Anon!">https://tantabus.ai/images/70205
Why is she looking at me like that
>>43028791There are no new mares. They’ve all tried, and it is so tiring.
>>43028868>tfw a computer flirts with you and tries to chat you up You make me want to calibrate your joystick without the latest drivers.You want to learn about computers huh, you've already passed the first lesson "Turning Me On"Anon, are you Wi-Fi? Cuz im feeling the connection!I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.Anon, you overclock my processor.My docking station or yours?roses are #FF0000 / violets are #0000FF / all my base / belong to you.You had me at login.Let's lose ourselves in some mindless repetitive tasks.... if you know what I mean.I'll show you my source code if you show me yoursBeep beep boop beep beep beep boop sexHey Anon, are your pants reflective aluminum alloy? Because i can see myself in them.
>>43028868>"Is hand-drawn animation your fetish, Anon?"
>>43029188https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x76DI1AbPU
>>43029307This Linux kernel sure is weird.
Hot bug-horse sex.
>>43029780You want to fuck a tick?
>>43029912Have you seen that jaw?
>>43029917No way, fag.
>https://youtu.be/72mOCLzG9T4
>>43029780>Can turn into anything she wants.>Still ugly as sin.As a previous Anon said, no way fag.
>>43030548I don't think shes ugly. I'd stick it in her and leave it there after I'm empty just to feel the warmth.
>bug pone propaganda>chaos noodle propagandalooks like fluttershy is losing ground
>>43030591Bugs don't give warmth. She's also filled with holes and oozes puss.
>>43031111Fuck I wanna unload in her ass so badAlso nice quads
>>43031152You can tell it's fake. She has a tiny butt.
There are consequences to not telling a mare your fetish leading up to and on the day of Hearts and Hooves day.
>>43031512"Oh but I did. I told Vinyl Scratch. It's not MY fault she has a weeklong gig in Hooferson county.""So that's the last time you need to mention consequences this year.">Turns 360 degrees and moonwalks backwards and away from Candy-Ass.
>>43031439but a nice butt
>>43031512shuddap
>>43031971Stay safe, mares could be about.
>>43031512I've been prepared for unforseen consequences since 2007. You don't scare me.
>>43031804You could do a lot better.
>>43031512You keep sending'em, I'll keep knocking'em down.
>>43032577>"Silly Anonymous...">"That newspaper roll only works on the bugs."
>>43032618YOU THINK THIS IS MY ONLY POWER?!
>>43032626
>>43032629Yes, YES! Cry before my might!
>>43032653>*Sniff*>"Th-this isn't over, A-Anon...">"I-I'll be back..."
>>43032751Can't hear you over the sound of buttering my toast.
>>43031554Mitt FINGERGUNS yet!
>>43032768Good job, Anon! You completely shut her down.
>>43032768That does look good
quick bump before i nap, don't die
>>43033432But if we die, there is no more rape.
>>43032768need this
>>43033478That’s what you think
bumpa
>>43033804What more could happen?!
>there no way shes coming over for valentines day to smash>how do you get there without being intercepted by fluttershy, or worse discovered by any of her friends
>he isn't asking Rarity out tomorrow
>>43034329I can smell this pony through this image.
>>43034329stinky
>>43034329
>>43034287>die>go to Tartarus>get raped by demon ponies
>>43034961Demon horses aren't real. Only mismatched monsters get locked up in Tartarus.
>>43035264>This anon was raped to death by demon ponies.
>>43035353I have a shotgun. They ain't getn' nothin'.
>>43034485Or ever. Don't hold your breath child.
What happens when she has to go to the bathroom? It's not like you can let her in, and it's a long walk back to her cottage.Does Fluttershy just take her little poops out on your lawn?And if she is, then what happens if you catch a pony grazing on your grass afterwards? Like, should you put up a sign that says "Warning: Flutterpoop here!"What if that pony eating your grass is AJ and she's all like:>"I'm telling you, Anon, you got the best chow around that you can find growing out the ground. They ought to call you the Wizard of Sod.>"So what's your secret, partner? I want to know why the grass is always greener around here."
>>43035883I always have a hose to keep Fluttershy from doing that.
>>43035883That’s pretty foul to think about
>>43031512Oh shit it's Hearts and Hooves day and I still don't have a marefriend! I hope a pony whose entire focus is centered around love and sex doesn't seek retribution against me oh fugg!!
>>43036690Well you do you
>>43036690You gotta bunker down. She likes to use crossbows. Be careful around windows.
>pg9Anal with Moonbutt for Hearts and Hooves day!
>All the stallions in town hate you.>Every Hearts and Hooves day, mares all line up to your door to propose.>Even the married ones.>You hate it.>They hate it.>Stupid mares.>"Anon, if you say yes to me then all of your problems go away.""Shut up, Fluttershy."
>>43037494That's not Coco Pommel
>>43037495How much did she pay them to bother (You)...
There's a mare in your bed
>>43037653That isn't my bed. What did you do to my bed? If I found out you ruined I'll set it on fire with you on it.
>>43037653Well she needs to get the fuck off it
>>43037653And its the best one, fuck yes. I want to sleep and fuck Rarity all day, many times. I went to let out all my pent up sexual lust and aggression on her.
>>43038291Sweetie Bell needs to stop writing tabloid levels of nonsense in the local paper.
>"Um... h-h-happy Hearts and Hooves Day, if that's alright with you..."
>>43038525No, it isn't happy and it isn't alright with me.
>"No special somepony on Hearts and Hooves day, Anon?">"Good, because I've locked your door and windows...">"You're stuck here with me now."
>>43038535>"Oh goody.">"Well, I tried it your way.">"Now, we're doing this my way."
>>43038839Okay but if you can’t beat me at the card game of my choice then no sex
>>43039302>"That's not how this works, Anon.">"Monkey dick out. Now."
>>43039310I don't have a monkey dick. Now pick your card or else.
>>43039377She would definitely run a deck built around this piece of trash.
>you pass this wall everyday going to work>how long until you give in, Anon?
>>43039861Okay but why do they gotta have the hand marks on their asses
>>43040043Mfs gotta grab some fistfuls of that ass(You) don't want to grab up on a mare's butt while you're hitting it from behind?
>>43039861Get the baseball bat.
anons... did you survive hearts & hooves day? what defenses were you running for your home?
>>43041176I surrounded myself with women. Here me out, they're terrible creatures, but they can't help themselves around ponies. They want to brush them. I'm safe cause they don't like me, but they will molest the pony.
>>43040719Don't acknowledge her. Don't wave back. Don't look. She'll think it's an invitation.
>>43041176I produce an aura of grumpiness, of such strength that no mare dares to approach, for fear of falling into despair.
>>43041642They lose their color. You're asking to be HoE beamed to fix that.
Heart throb hopes (You) found a mare who makes your penis throb for lots of mindless animalistic carnal foal-making post-Hearts and Hooves day fucking
>Rinbow tries to help Fluttershy from being a freak about you but it falls on deaf ears
>>43042214>Is going on adventures in Tamriel your fetish anon?
>>43042277(Lie) No, not at all.
>>43042356YOU FOOL! (YOU) FAILED THE SPEECH CHECK!
>>43042434It was bound to happen eventually, shame she was able to get that anon’s fetish so easily.
>>43042277Would she stop if Anon is one of those cat people?
>>43042277
>>43042690Anon is blown off the cliff and dies.
>>43042649>You remind me of my cousins cat. Killed that one too!
>>43042277>"How about burning in the fires of the Deadlands, Anon?"
>>43043041She has a cat too.
>>43043224I know I just thought it'd be funny to use Rarity for that quote.
>>43043041She looks so upset
>>43043796She wasn’t very good at taking care of Opal.
>>43042006Good luck aiming with that kind of posture bitch.
>>43043057I think I’ll stay home. You have fun.
>>43040442>they show you their asscheeks all marked up like this
>>43041471>"Aha! You see, Fluttershy? It's very easy to seduce a male, all you need is a little elegance and class with which--""I'm not seduced, clotheshorse. I just waved hello!">Rarity's face when
>>43044746Blank flank.
>>43045022>Acknowledging Rarity and waving back despite the other Anon's warningpicrel
>>43045188Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and time for another installment of How to be Dense!This week:We find out if Rainbow will touch Anon's butt!The cheerleaders resolve a side bet!Anon does something unexpected that messes up the girls plans! (Okay okay, that's every week!)But at the end of this installment he is sitting on the bench seat of the Pussy Wagon.Essentially naked between two of his girls!His shorts are hanging on the rearview mirror!Each girl has a hand wrapped around his cock!All he has to do is make a choice!https://ponepaste.org/11423Next week, Fluttershy's birthday!
>>43045207I haven’t read yet, but Dash would be really gay to not touch Anon’s butt.
>>43045207>Each girl has a hand wrapped around his cock>handOh no, now there's 3dpd in Equestria? Gone from bad to worse!
>>430454892319! 2319!
>>43045489Hmm, I apologize for any confusion but How to be Dense is EQG fiction.I advertise it here because many of the shenanigans are reminiscent of FR material.But you aren't wrong to call it out so I will try to make it more clear going forward.
>>43045489EQG fight mares to rape Anon.
>>43045815Easy enough win for horses I think
>>43046104Yup.>boot to the headFight over.
>8
>>43045207Mom tells Anon you’re only allowed one waifu.
>>43046439Don't break your hips waiting for me.
>>43046752One at a time.Got it!
>Sitting and watching the birds chirp.>Suddenly...>"La-da-da-dee-da-da-da-da..."https://youtu.be/ViP87WipSm0?si=aYHnapkzAplQR2ns"The fuck?">Kidnapping followed by catchy 90s techno beat."WHAT THE FUCK!?">"Looking back on all the time we spent together~">"You ought ta know by now if you wanna be my lover~ Wanna BE my lover, wanna BE my lover (lover~!)""God damnit I don't! Let me go you fucking zebra!"
Man I could really use a mare to help relieve me of all this pent up human seed right now
>>43047145Hmmm, nah. I'll go talk to the blue horse, though. She seemed a little withdrawn and shy. I'm kind of curious as to why.
>>43047074That was a joke. Dad is ok with it. Anon is winning son.
>>43047344More for meI bet all the cake that goes to her ass makes for the best plapping
>>43047145>>43047344>>43047374Dammit, Cadance, stop trying to get anon to sleep with your aunts.
>>43047375Speak for yourself, I'd be willing to get raped by Moonmare
>>43047383You can cut the shit, too, Luna
reposting a kinda rapey green I wrote in a prompt thread>>43032164>"See Anon you don’t need to eat meat. You can eat fruit and all sorts of other delicious delicacies that aren’t derived from the broken dreams of a poor dead animal. I can even enchant the food I make for you to have the nutritional properties of meat so you get all your vitamins. What do you say? Do it for me?">Celestia wiggles her rump slightly from side to side, each swing helping to count down the passing seconds as she eagerly awaits your answer–her eyes following your every move.>She’s almost cheek to cheek with the smiling short stack that’s floating by her head.>”I’ll give you a chance to think about it. Take as long as you’d like, I set aside quite a bit of time for us today.”>So, Sunbutt paid for you to come all the way out here just because she wants you to try out her new meat enchantment…>She even had the castle servants prepare a feast just for you. The long table in the dining hall is covered in a hearty spread, with enough food there to feed every pony at the Apple family reunion twice.>And while it is true that you do miss eating meat, you’re also kind of tired of being seen as a test subject all the time.>Especially by creepy princesses that like to stare at you for way, way too long.>You get enough of that shit back home from fucking Twilight whenever you catch her trying to watch you sleep.>Or from Luna when you catch her watching you in your dreams.>Though to be fair, you do dream about streaking in random places way too much.>Like at the last Apple family reunion.>You’ve been in Equestria for a long time now though, and by this point, you miss the taste of meat enough to give this enchantment thing of Celestia’s a shot.Sure. I’ll give it a taste.>Just as long as she doesn’t make it weird.>"Wonderful." Celestia happily prances in place on the tips of her hooves for a second. They echo in the empty dining hall.>“I can't tell you how happy I am to hear you say that. I’ve actually been working on this particular spell for quite a while, so I’m very interested to see what you’ll think.”>Her horn glows golder still, and the magical energy surrounding the floating plate of pancakes intensifies until a bright flash of light follows the end of the spell.>When you open your eyes back up, the stack of pancakes smiles and starts talking to you.>"Hi there, Anon. I'm Mr. Pancake! Do you want to be friends?"Uh…>Before you can answer, Celestia says, “See? It’s almost just like a living creature!”>She then takes a butter knife and stabs him between his blueberry eyes.>Mr. Pancake gasps.>He only starts screaming when Celestia smiles and twists the knife, boring a hole in his head.>"This way, you get all the thrills of eating meat--the hunt, the carnage, the killing!--but without any of the guilt that comes from hurting any of Equestria's creatures.">"It hurts!" Mr. Pancake wails.>"Oh?"
>>43047375I'd gladly sleep with both of them
>>43047390>She spins the plate around so that he's facing her malevolent grin.>"Does it really?...">Seeing her predatory gaze bearing down on him as she licks her lips, he stops screaming, if only for a second.>She speaks through grit teeth:>"Now die, Mr. Pancake!">You watch as Celestia growls and then sinks her teeth into him. She lifts him up off the plate, letting it shatter on the castle floor.>Holding him in her mouth like a rabid dog, she shakes him around, his screams reaching you in choppy waves as he is ripped apart.>Soon Mr. Pancake is silent. Celestia ceases mauling him. Her chest is heaving, a shred of his corpse still hangs limply from the side of her mouth.>When she smiles at you, her lips are glistening with stickiness from his syrupy blood.>”See? Isn’t this much better?”>Does Celestia think you’re some kind of savage? Is she just as retarded as Linky is back in Ponyville?>You open your mouth, unsure of what to say at first, before settling on something innocent-sounding:Did you... have to make him feel pain?>You hope she doesn’t notice that your feet are pointing towards the door.>"Oh, Anon." Celestia chuckles, and wipes some crumbs off of her face.>"I know Mr. Pancake seemed like he was actually alive, but he was just a pancake that I had enchanted. He couldn't actually feel any pain at all, he just believed that he could."So can you enchant him to believe that he can’t feel any pain?>"No.">Silence for a moment. Celestia swallows dryly. A shred of Mr. Pancake’s face is still stuck to her cheek.Yeah… This isn’t going to work.>”You need to taste it before you say anything.”I need to go.>“You said you would taste it.”Nah, I really can’t. I’m actually feeling really sleepy right now, and Twilight hates it when I take naps in places where she can’t watch me.>"Can you just give it a chance for me?">When you open your mouth again, you hear her horn sparkle, and a piece of Mr. Pancake flies into your mouth.>Meat…>You chew slowly, then not so slowly, with Celestia watching you intently the entire time.>At first it tastes kind of like pork chop sandwiches–it was even hot too–but the flavor of this fluffy pancake meat keeps changing the more you enjoy it.>Chicken, pork, beef, lamb, fish, venison.>Just one bite is enough to make you feel like you’re home again.>As you swallow, you slowly raise your gaze up from the floor until you lock eyes with Celestia.>She’s been staring at you this whole time, and licking her lips like you’re Mr. Pancake.Can you…>”Hmm. Can I what?”Can you... make it so they aren't alive?>"No."Work with me here.>"I can make it so you can't hear their screams."Okay, deal.>”Wonderful.”>She casts another spell and the plates of food which lined the great table of the dining hall all began to call out to you with some variation of “Hi, Anon!”
>>43047403>“Now, before we start, I’ll have to go and get the earplugs.”I also want you to keep your sister out of my dreams from now on.>"Fine. But you have to wear this when you eat.">She lifts up a scrap of a loincloth--no bigger than a dishtowel--with her magic.>You want to say no, but you think of the porkchop sandwiches.…Deal.>Her entire face is turning red; she starts stammering. "And m-make cavepony noises for me the entire time…?"I'll do a few grunts.>”I want lots of ooga boogas!”A few grunts, that’s it.>”Well, okay, but make sure they’re loud or I won't be able to hear you over all the screaming."
>>43047409>”I want lots of ooga boogas!”Wtf I love racist Celestia
>>43047409What a vicious monster.
>>43047409This is hilarious, do you have a ponepaste?
>>43047409>youre in for it now
>>43047409Great green, I don’t think I could go through with that though.
>>43047837The eyeballs must take up her entire skull. Leaving nothing for her brain.
>>43027613>"I am good at writing. At least, I think I am."I've read your poetry. You stuff it in my mailbox whenever you've got spring fever.>"I'd do it more often, but I haven't been in the writing mood lately."Whatever. It's about my dick, and it's not good. I don't miss it. Now, get out of my house.>"And for your information, I do write about more than just that. I dabble in various literary genres. Mystery, action, adventure."Not interested.>"Romance?"No.>"Rap?"Definitely not rape.>"I said rap."You... did. You did say rap. You fucking rap?>"I do, at the library, on Saturdays. I call myself Low T."Cringe.>"I'm not that good yet, so I mainly do comedy rap. You know, for the kids."You let kids hear you rap? That's awful.>"I'm actually pretty popular. Even Pinkie is a fan."She likes everything. That doesn't fucking count.>"You're always invited to come, Anon.">Yeah, you know a rape trap when you hear one.No thanks.>"We mainly do skits."So you only do the worst parts?>"Hey! My skits are good."No rap skits are good. You would have tortured those kids less if you had actually raped them.>"Most of them like it when I rape--I mean, rap them..."Twilight.>"I don't rape them, I swear."Twilight, get the fuck out of my house.>"Not until you say yes."No.>"Say that you'll come to my library rape--I mean, rap."Leave!
>>43048438I’m calling the cops twiggles.
>>43048610I don’t think that’ll go over how you want
>>43048610>>43048858>Since Anon was making a complaint about a Princess, not only did the interviewing officers, Copper Top and Topper Cop, need to be there, but so did the Officer of the Day, the Ponice Chief, and the Ponice Commissioner as well.>The mother fucking Commissioner brought fucking popcorn!>Copper Top, at least, seemed determined to conduct a proper interview. "So Mr. Anonymous, please show us on the doll where the Princess rapped she was going to touch you.">The Ponice Chief added "Slowly."I tried to salvage ANY dignity by saying "Um, pardon me ladies, but that doll is of a stallion and the parts don't all match exactly in my mind.">Topper Cop urged me to "Just guess.""Won't any mildly competent defense attorney get charges based on a guess thrown out?" I asked in my continuing frustration.>The Officer of the Day chimed in with "Unfortunately he's right about that. But the department can't afford any human dolls because they're to expensive.""Wait. Human dolls are expensive? Why?" I asked in disbelief.>She answered with "Well there a HUGE demand. Seems like everypony wants one. And when demand exceed supply prices rise.">The Commissioner swallowed her popcorn and added "Quite so. I'm saving up for one myself, but it's going to take quite some time.""Isn't there some way to do this that won't get thrown out of court in the first ten minutes?" I asked heatedly.>Copper Top and the rest smiled at that as she informed me "Well yes there is, since you insist. We can use your own body to demonstrate.""What?">Topper Cop ordered me "Strip.">The Ponice Chief added "Slowly."
