>"You... know these ponies?"
>>43026322Why is Pinkie's face covered in shit?
>>43026322I say Rarity, the fact you brought some disgusting peasants from some back water village as "friends" revokes you of any chance of being a nobility. Now get the fuck out of Canterlot you filthy marewhore!
>>43026334...is what Fancypants would say if he was cringe.
>>43026330Twilight was partying HARD.
>"Oh, you're friends with the personal student of Her Majesty Princess Celestia? She is an odd mare, isn't she?"
>>43026330Applejack and Pinkie Pie like to play with poop.
>>43026322That's still the best dress Twilight has ever worn.
>>43026322Ah, lol, reposting my rewritten version of Sweet and Elite if Rarity was not completely OOC in this episode:>Fancy Pants: Excuse me, might I ask where you got your ensemble?>Twilight Sparkle: Why, yes! Yes, you may. A very, very close friend of mine from Ponyville made it for me.>Rarity: [Spits]>Fancy Pants: Ponyville? You don't say?>Twilight Sparkle: I do say. Her name is->Rarity: Fancy Pants! Come with me! I'd like to show you this, er, thing that's over there. On the other side of the room.>Fancy Pants: In a moment, my dear. This lovely filly from Ponyville was just about to tell me who made her charming dress.>Rarity: That dress? Oh come now, who cares, it's just a plain old->Twilight Sparkle: Oh, don't be so modest! This dress you made is beautiful!>[Ponies gasp]>Twilight Sparkle: We all think so!>Fancy Pants [to Rarity]: You know these ponies?>[Ponies chattering]>Rarity: Oh, ahah.. err.. these ponies there? Oh-... nononono, I-I don't know who they are. I have never seen these ponies before in my life! They must confuse me for another pony, ahahah. Fancy Pants dear, could we please->Rainbow Dash: What are you saying there?! Come on, Rarity! We are your best friends! :D>Twilight Sparkle [quietly in disbelief]: Rarity... why are you... lying...?>Pinkie Pie: Wait! What is going on here? Are you Rarity's long lost twin who just looks and sounds and smells and styles her mane exactly like Rarity?? Ooo! I can't wait to reintroduce you to Rarity!! You two would be the very best of friends!!>Rarity: G-girls.. could you please lower your voices just a teensy bit? This is a rather refined gathering after all. I don't know what you are talking about or who you are seeing in me, but you cannot just barge into a party like this uninvited. You have all made quite enough of a scene already!>Applejack: Ah can't believe it!! Are y'all really ditching us right now for these fancy-shmancy ponies?! It's Twilight's birthday today for Celestia's sake! And you'd rather hang out with these here "important" ponies?? Ah really thought WE were s'pposed to be important ponies to you! Come on girls, y'all heard it for yerself; she doesn't want us here.>Twilight Sparkle [with teary eyes]: If this [gestures around the room] matters more to you than us... then I hope it was worth it... G-goodbye Rarity..>[Mane 5 leave in silence]>[Fade to Rarity hanging herself from the ceiling in her Canterlot apartment]>[My Little Pony end credits theme]
>>43026330She got visited by Majin Buu, and they made a bit too much poo.
>>43026417i kek'd
>>43026322He's scared because he smashed Pinkie at one of his parties and now she's going to tard out about it in front of all his friends and his wife.
>43026334 ...is what Fancypants would say if he was based.
>>43026322That line always sounds like>You know these pony?to me.
>>43026417>>[Fade to Rarity hanging herself from the ceiling in her Canterlot apartment]That took a sharp turn.
