Which pony has the best butt?
The one I like.
>>43030511Celestia.
>>43030511OP's mom
>>43030511The one you can get your hands on
>>43030519This.
>>43030511Objectively? Luna.
>>43030523This.
>Objectively? Luna.lol
>>43030511What makes a butt best? Derpy's is canonically the only one important for the story, bordering on having a unique historical significance through its sheer destructive power. Pinkie's is magical and prophetic and in a less humanistic world it would be severed and used as an oracle by some kinda tyrants, you know, like that one head. An average crystal pony's butt can withstand immense crushing pressures in controlled laboratory conditions, think terapascal range. Celestia's is plain fat.
>>43030597>Luna's ass is smallThat's a good thingYou faggots are obsessed with gigantic nigger asses
>>43030511All of them
>>43030597>Holy shit! Two cakes!
>>43030511Pingy Pi
>>43030519>>43030523Same answer
>>43030511
>>43030519>>43030597Celestia's for maximum ass area.Luna's is the perfect ratio between size and tightness.
>>43030597it excites me so
>>43030574Yes.
>>43030597Ddin't work out for you, huh anon?
>>43030597Celestia's FAT ass does not fit snugly between your hands the same way luna does!
>>43030597Post the real image, coward
>>43031731holy shit
>>43031602I really REALLY want to like this image, but the panties covering her bits make her ass look square on the one cheek.
Easy. Its Glimmy
>>43031731imagine the SOUND of her cheeks getting absolutely clapped
>>43030511WHY MY THINGY GET HARD WHEN LOOKING AT MARE BUTT?!
They don't call her bugbutt for nothing
>>43032756Because they have a very smooth texture, a very consistent shape with no imperfections and ponies naturally have an arched back which emphasizes their butts. Cutie marks also emphasize the hindquarters, which I for one am very thankful for.
>>43033311I wonder if her butthole taste like chocolate
>>43033311uUUUNNFFFF
>>43033320It'd taste like grubsSo basically eggs with a earthy flavor
>>43030574ja0822ck the most based artist
>>43033417true
I like Sunbutt.
Evil filly butt
>>43034694Gollyta uoooohhhh
Do ponies think on butts like something sexual or arousing at all? I mean they see it and keep them on sight all time so is so normal to them.
>>43034921Probably not, hell they probably don't see pussies or nuts as particularly provocative.
>>43034204>Slopbutt
>>43035216>Jewish Pony
>>43035255She looks creepy.
>>43034204good morning sirs
>>43030511Pinkerton
this one has nice plot
>>43035920So?
>>43035925Somepony open a window
>>43035920Is this supposed to be an insult?
>>43035229She was born with the sole purpose of stealing human men's genes.
>>43036636Ever stopped to consider that not every poster is your personal boogeyman, schizo-kun?
>fnafschizoMare Fair won.
>>43030511Rarara
>>43036700>can't even post a pony without yet another shit zu lashing out at the ghostsA sad state for this place
>>43036732This. That one retard shouldn't get to own the exclusive rights to posting Strawberry.
>>43036636You are never going to stop human on pony from being posted. You can keep flailing your arms and screaming into the void like a pathetic schizo as much as you want, it's never going away.
>>43036948I wish we could get more shoutingisfun + wuten kino
>>43030511I hate when artists draw fat butts, they should be show accurate
>>43037394
>>43038022Pony butts really are the best
>>43038022Imagine plapping against that firm wall-o-muscle.
>>43030511You posted her
Post more pony butt this is a based thread
>>43039198
>>43039201That's the stuff
I love marshmallow booty so much
Off pg9 we need more pony butts
>>43030511Zecora
>>43039691>Pony butts thread>Posts a canonically phatter than pony nonpony butt
>>43031731That's the ticket.
Can we get back on track with posting pony asses
>>43035937her ass is starring at me
>>43040291shes stuffed
>>43030519Luna.
Beipa butt
its (You), anon
>>43031319This one. This the butt
>>43037394Actually agree. Butts and shoulders could all use a little more reference to the show.
>>43031230is this real
>>43041247The most soft butt yet
>>43041247yeah I'd rape me
>>43041247(I) would be a fuckugly mare though
>>43042129>mare>uglymutually exclusive. You would be very pretty even if you're the bottom 1 percent
>>43030519good lord do i praise
>>43030511The one that honks the loudest.
I'd need to enact a smell and taste test to be 100% sure
>>43030511>ass worship thread
>>43043448Oh right, forgot, it's only ok for the eqgniggers to have ass threads
>>43043458That it. I'm calling it in. The Janny's gonna be pissed when he finds out...
>>43043472How convenient that rule is never applied to eqg threads
>>43041703Maybe
>>43039697zecora is everypony too
>>43043472You will never be a janny.
>>43042779why does shining look like a mare here
>>43044073mare? nahtwink? absolutely
>>43040925*sniiiiiifff*
>>43043472Abolish the fluffy pony ban, they can save this board
>>43043472Abolish the Milky Way ban, she can save our bones
>>43043472Abolish the ass-worship ban, it can save our boners
>comparing ass sizes in a show where everyone is canonically the same exact physique, height, body type, etc.
>>43045046See >>43030597
>>43045046Twilight's ass definitely got flatter after she got wings
>>43044859sexo
>>43043472They got doxxed and all of their personal info was revealed. The rules matter as much as their demented personal lives do.
>>43045869Ew stinky
>Almost got pushed off by the ever present shartistsDed board
>>43045454Such a cute marshmallow booty.
How the fuck have none of you posted this?
*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*VVVVVVVHHHH FUCK
Pony butt?
oh my god, oh wow
>>43047488
>>43047776She knows what she's doing.
>>43047488I need to put my head between her thighs to take a deep whiff
why she so butt??
>>43043525NEED that ruffruff
>>43049870>honking Marbul's ponutAt least one of you will end up dying because of this
>>43050734It's okay it's just a dock honk, anon is still working up to the ponut.
>>43051580WOAH
I love this thread.
>>43051700Pony butts give a man will to live.
>>43051723So true!!! ToT
>>43051723ToT UOOOH
>>43030511Lyra! Not too skinny, not too fat. Just right. Plus she's willing.
>>43052172utterly mischievous expression
>>43052172one must ponder the smell
What does this thread smell like?
>>43053025>slop
>>43053808Horse ass.
butts
>>43053808AI generated content
>>43041247I always knew I was the butt of this assumption, it’s what I get for arseing around with rear end hanged high
Off pg10
>>43054996Why is it so dark? It's just a line? Why is it censored?
>this entire thread
Zigger ass is better.
Off pg10 the jannies actually did something good for once and left the ass worship thread alive
>>43057276Now if only they could wipe the slop away...
Ponka butt
>>43057461GIGANTICPENKABUTT
