why are mares like this
>>43031543https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLo45YnZ5XI
>>43031543he reminds me of those anti-japanese posters
>>43031543We live in a mare society.
>>43031543Hot
>>43031544kino
>>43031543But mares aren't like this.
>>43031543I really cant stand this artist. all of his jokes are the ponies being mean to each other, dash being a right wing conspiracy theorist, ponies taking advantage of each other, or just otherwise being mean-spirited. it's like the polar opposite of the show but not in an interesting or fun way like the violent/edgy stuff of the early days was.took me a while to find an image of his I actually liked
>>43031543>mares but if they were 3DPD
>>43031548Someone should edit this but with ponies instead
>>43031543Me on the right
>>43031543literally me irl
>>43031543Glimmer spread her bad influence to themYou can tell by the masturbooping
>>43032762this. glimmer is evil and is basically a 3DPD
>>43031543Then the stallion on the right turns into a massive maresogynist, and the femarenists go, "but why do so many stallions keep turning into incels? we didn't do anything. it's not our fault. oh, I know! It's because of the stallionosphere and the algorithms!!!"
>>43033095>maresogynistetymological gore. should be misomareist.
>>43031543just like real life... haha...
>>43031543mares would never say that
>>43034827Only marecels since they are desperate but cannot find the right words to use to even seduce a stallion.
>>43034827mares would always say that.
>>43031543I am NOT okay with what Rarity did to that guy in the Iron Will episode.Also what are the chances Jack Black plays Iron Will in the upcoming movie?
>>43034827They would, but only as a prelude to sex.
>>43035266>you've never had sex? wow, lame!Rude and un-ponylike>you've never had sex! wow, lame! let's fix that!Ponylike.
>>43035273Truly
>>43031543They aren't just like real women, OP.
>>43031543Why doesn't he shave his beard stubble?
>>43036196it's acne not stubbleand he's proud of his mustache, he worked hard to grow it out (as thin as it is)
>>43036213ok but i'd shave if I was him unless it's the new thing that mares love
>>43031543never happened
>>43031543>what if ponies were just insufferable as some women on earthwow, what an awful thought experiment, never think again
>>43037551>what if ponies were just insufferable as some women on earthwow, what an based thought experiment, keep on thinking
>>43032421>THE KIRIN
>>43031543The way she says it makes it sound like she’s gonna take his virginity as a prank
>>43031548me on da reft
>>43031543They would NEVER ever say that to anypony. Mares have a heart of gold.
>>43039826They would especially in Josh Habers vision.
>>43039826they would though
>>43040611>baseless josh haber slander
>>43042786Haber's era had an episode with a generic fat, angry femnazi pony used as a background extra.
>>43042793Whoa Nelly?
>>43042786>baseless
>>43031543Because mares are 3DPDs irl.
>Insecure males don't want Equestria to be like this
>>43045235u-unff
>>43031543You can't blame them. It's the females who need to gatekeep the genepool, keeping weak males out so they don't spread weak traits through the population.If that stallion to too weak to overcome their teasing and find a way into the gene pool anyway, then it's a good thing they kept him out. Equestria doesn't need to be filled with scrawny, pimply, buck-toothed losers which is exactly what would happen if they let him breed.
>>43045623But there is too many mares compared to stallions so mares will be desperate.
>>43045235slutquestria would be hot but only if I can have at least one loyal marewife
>>43045911The answer is herds. You see, the anon you're speaking to likes to watch. We even have a word for these kinds of 'men'.
>>43046931>HerdsNot canon.
>its because i will never give anything to MARES *spits
>>43047789>HAHAHAHA this Bozo likes stallions!>yes, i will Psicologically break 2 handsome stallions to be my submissive bitches just so you FEMALES have lesser options.
>>43047789>>43047795
>>43046742She'd be a slut as well...
>>43031543CAUSE I'M A LOSER
>>43046939neither is a lopsided gender ratio.
>43050381>
>>43050381Do you not know anything about horses?
>>43031543CAUSE IM A WINRAR
That's not how mares work.
>>43031543That's just how mares are these days.
Facts.
>>43031543Mares? Not on my watch.
>>43053764this only applies to real life with 3DPDs
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0KnuIGOb9I
I want mares to bully me.
I WANT THE MARES TO RAPE ME
I want mares to amre
>>43031543Horses are a herd species, so all the mares naturally would really go for Chad
>>43057758In Equestria Chad is unironically gay. They're stuck with chuds.
>>43058082Total chud pony victory if true
>>43058082Proof?
>>43058082Is chad called Braeburn by any chance?
>>43058082I don't believe what you say...
>>43059036eeyup
>>43031543They do not. Now women on the other side...
>>43032762
>>43032762OH GOD IM BOOPING MYSELF ARRGH
>>43060774self-booping makes you more purer
>>43061583No it doesn't.
>>43061583Facts.
>>43060774
>>43062649yipee!
>>43031543What makes you think that? Could be that mare just had a bad day.
>>43063277We all have a bad day but we dont act like 3DPDs.
>>43063706some anons do
>>43064382Like OP?
>>43064583Nah, (You).
>>43031543no they not
>>43065043Yes they are.
>>43062649wholesome
>>43031543They're changelings.
>>43066128umm its mares
>>43031544kek I like his comics
>>43066802jej
>>43066802Flutters is autistic though.
>>43066802Fluttershy BTFO!
>>43031544Heh, that's good.
>>43062649
>>43053764wrong
>>43031543Just mare things.
>>43069681mares dont do that
>>43031543Marecels never change.
>>43058082yeah right lmao
>>43031543Fake and gay.
>>43031543Real and straight
>>43031548kek
>>43033095quite the mystery indeed
>>43031543Have you asked a mare why?
>Don't make fun of the troll thread that's trollingnigger
>>43073483He doesn't need to.
>>43031543skill issue innit
>>43068837
>>43074654NOT THE PADDLE!
>>43074654rude
>>43053764Dying a virgin sucks
>>43076003Only because it's tremendous blow to your self-esteem. Sex itself isn't all that it's cranked up to be, unless you're a Chad and the creature you're fucking is passionate (which she can only be with a Chad - beta males get mundane starfish sex once a month). You also need to be hung, if you're a girthlet (like me) sex will always feel like it can't even compare to your hand.Just saying that unless you're above average in girth you might as well stop while you're ahead, it's always going to suck. Thank you God, for fucking me over in literally every way possible in this world. Sure makes me want to worship you.
>>43076347>Sex itself isn't all that it's cranked up to beI dunno man it kinda sounds epic
>>43076633It probably is if you're girthy, then it probably feels great. I literally didn't feel a thing, never even managed to come.
>>43076921>he fucks for raw pleasure and expects to get satisfactionDo sexniggers really?After I reincarnate I will only have sex with Rainbow Dash after an officiated legally declared marriage with a religious leader. Sex only works as a means to reinforce what is already there; sex cannot be the groundwork of a bond.
>>43076934Uh, no, it doesn't matter what your mindset is, if you literally don't feel anything it won't do anything for you no matter how much you love each other (and I didn't love her anyway).
>>43076956>it doesn't matter what your mindset isIt does to a certain mustachioed being with a obession with barney
>>43076992You have alerted the horde
>>43076998Ahh don't worry, the websites they use to ban avoid are being targeted by the 4chan dev so there will be less of them and less trolls i'd say.
>>43076347Love does exist, but it's reserved exclusively for highly attractive guys, anything less and she'll reluctantly settle for divorcing you after slamming into the wall at mach speeds.As an average Steve or Josh you might as well be in the same boat as the 3/10 Melvins and Eugenes
Is it weird for me to say that Gizmo isn’t actually ugly? To be fair, though, I kinda have a thing for nerds. I also like Frazzle Rock.
>shartday advice column
>>43077591No it's all good. the ugliest pony I'd say is Bulk Biceps.
>>43077591>Is it weird for me to say that Gizmo isn’t actually ugly?what makes you think that
>>43077760>Bulk Biceps.He's cute.
what is going on with the recent trend of drawing mares being mean?
>>43078278I guess artists are trying to make ponies more 3DPD?
>>43078641That's impossible, mares don't lie and cheat!
>>43078703>mares don't lie and cheat!Even if their life was on the line and they had to win a game of poker to live?
>>43078739They'd probably pass out like it's Kinderquestria.
>>43078748i hope so
>>43078278Some niggas want to be abused.
>>43078278I don't know about the artists, but the ones posting the daily demotivationals have an agenda.
>>43079388an agenda to make dommy mare art?
>>43079620UNF if true
>>43079620Real?
>Being such a glutton for punishment you can't even like mares unless they're acting like real women
>>43080185Is there a problem with that?
>>43080500See ya in another couple hours.
>>43074654
>>43080534Glad to see Twilight isn't a meanie after all!
>>43080534how wholesome
>>43078278>what is going on with the recent trend of drawing mares being mean?I don't mind it at all, as it gives mares more personality.
>>43081781Not being a cunt != not having a personality.
>>43082107But it gives more life to a mare than just being sorta like a clone of many.
>>43078278I WANT MARES TO BE MEAN TO ME NOW!!
>>43082248No, anon. Characters don't need to be putzes to be considered "real". You've been conditioned into trying to find enjoyment in terrible behavior. Deprogram yourself, for your own good.
>>43031543They aren't
>>43082808>You've been conditioned into trying to find enjoyment in terrible behavior.is there a problem with that? I can fix that mare
>>43082837As long as you make sure to keep fantasy and reality separated, so you at least don't end up with a BPDemon thinking she can change.
>>43082884>so you at least don't end up with a BPDemon thinking she can change.But anon, that's the best part! UNF
>>43082884>As long as you make sure to keep fantasy and reality separatedbut what if i dont want to
>>43083667Stupid fucking retard, mares ARENT 3dpds.
>>43080185Yes. I'm like The Pain from MGS3
>>43080534Hugs from twily!
>>43031543THEY ARE NOT LIKE THIS I HAVE SEEN A MARE BEFORE AND THEY WERE NICE OKAY LIKE UMM MAYBE DONT ACT LIKE A ZIGGER AROUND THEM OKAY
>>43085119when did you see a mare?
>>43080534>alternatively
>>43085577unf
>>43031544>out of his leagueDamn, the stallion situation in Ponyville must be dire!
>>43085981isnt there like way more mares compared to stallions?
>>43086112Yeah... But must be that stark in Ponyville.
>>43085577>SpankiesOh no.
>>43077591Gizmo looks like the average Anon
>>43087221Fuck you, I'm not that UGLY. I mean seriously, buck teeth? Who-huh???
>>43033095We live in a maresociety.
>>43087221Can confirm
>>43031544love this
>>43031543Mares, am I rite?
>>43085577why would anyone be in this situation
>>43089456>>43089456She's a bad pony and even Twilight has her limits. Maybe she mind controlled her friends again.
>>43031543this is what happens
>>43089699>School of FriendshipOcellus did us a favour.
>>43078278They're more rapeable that way
>>43090143Not just Ocellus did.
>>43078278Trend? We all love a mean mare.
>>43091162i dont i only like good wholesome chungus happy mare
>>43091935Best mare.
>>43092342worst*FTFY
>>43091935wife
>>43091935my wife has so much snowpity.
>>43031543is there a actual person with the name Bozo? I wonder.
>>43093028Yeah, serbs or croats have that as a first name lol
>>43077591Gizmo is cute.
>>43032109>I really cant stand this artist. all of his jokes are the ponies being mean to each other, dash being a right wing conspiracy theorist, ponies taking advantage of each other, or just otherwise being mean-spirited. it's like the polar opposite of the show but not in an interesting or fun way like the violent/edgy stuff of the early days was.Those are good jokes though
>>43076934>After I reincarnate I will only have sex with Rainbow Dash after an officiated legally declared marriageThis you, anon?
>>43089699We dont do school shootings in Equestria.
>>43076934Based anon!
>>43077520You creatures have such poor self esteem of yourselves and I bet you have horrible judgement in aesthetics and genetics to boot.Reveal your voices and I will tell immediately what can kind of people you are. https://vocaroo.com/Take note that the level of youthful hick suburbia voices I've heard here on /mlp/ is beyond normal levels. Who the hell would ever want to fuck a hick outside of another hick woman. None of you idiots have prince and princess qualities. You date what you can within your own race.
>>43076934Oh great here comes another hick religiousfag. Fuck off gen-Zer. Go become a monk.
>>43094632This. Stupid puritanical zoomzooms.
>>43094625https://voca.ro/16NLvewJOUh3
>>43094848Holy shit Duke Nukem is on /mlp/ right now!!!
>>43094632you wont go to equestria if you dont marry before sex
>>43095622I only plan to marry when I'm in Equestria anyway.
>>43094632*RRRIIIIIIP*
>>43095665Hear that? That's YOUR ticket being ripped much like all other puritans.
>>43094625Why the fuck are you like this?
>>43096325>Religiousfag copeI'm going to have sex with my mare and you cant stop me, simple as
>>43096717His mother never loved him, just like nobody else will, that's why he lashes out against his peers. It's the only way he knows how to ask for attention.
>>43094625>Reveal your voices and I will tell immediately what can kind of people you are.Reveal yours first before asking for others FAGGOT
>>43031543where is the proofs mares act like that
>>43098235This.
>>43098751What the fuck dont do that to derpy
>>43098751Why?
>>43098751>abuseTicket: Revoked.
>>43099938umm yikes sweetie you cant just do that
>>43098751Aww hell nah nigga wtf is this shit.
>>43094134Nice selfie, Anon.
>>43031543I don't know really but I wish they did this to me haha
>>43078703Suri Polomare.
>>43102352never happened
>>43098751Mares treat Derpy nicely not like THAT...
>>43105019everypony laughs at the retarded disabled pegasus
>>43094100>Those are good jokes thoughWrong.
>>43104575Season 4 episode 8 "Rarity Takes Manehattan".
>>43080185I want ze mare to punish me greatly~~~
>>43094625https://voca.ro/17lQZCjNQ1i6
>>43106742BAF(Based as fuck)
>>43094625https://vocaroo.com/16SlS8as59Ks
>>43106742Ya need a potato, mick?
>>43107437Is that markiplier? Didn't know he loves fillies so much.
>>43045235she out of line, but she right
>>43108283Nah it ain't but it would be based of him iff he did
>>43106154the show only had 2 seasons, thoughbeit
>>43109034Umm actually its 9 seasons...
>>43094625https://voca.ro/18Shx9RHbeJx
>>43109799NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS THAN THIS
>>43109034>>431096031 season*FTFY
>>43110207S2 is good thougb
>>43108283>https://vocaroo.com/16SlS8as59Kssounds nothing like markiplier
>>43110693A poor immitation then
>>43109034why is that
>>43111415Alicorn Twilight is not canon.
>>43101845How does anyone even slightly like bondage
>>43112522Not sure, but I think it might be enjoyable with the right mindset and a person you trust. A lot of those crappy erotica movies of the 90s had women cuff some guy to the bed and have her way with him, for example. I don't think I could ever trust any human being enough to do that myself, though. But it's okay to read in fanfiction.
>>43112533Yeah but it seems ot would feel so restrictive, y'know?
>>43112522I do. It's a good kink.
>>43113285nah its shite for losers
>>43113738Like you!
>>43080534>>43085577Which is canon?
>>43114318Both.
>>43031543i never see them like this
>>43115147That's because you have never been close to a mare before.
>>43115874I have in real life but that be a horse and she was a nice one.
>>43101845Me on the left haha
>>43031543I wish a mare would tell me that
>>43117361Could I tell you of your meddling IQ instead, bozo?
>>43117757no u are not mare
>>43118157:(
>>43060774Glimmy masturboop!
>>43032109This all sounds like that's more of a you problem losing all of that humor than his.
>>43118545pretty mare
>>43118545Ugly mare.
>>43119524No, he's right actually.
>>43120225How, may I ask?
>>43120681Turning ponies into OOC 3DPD surrogates isn't funny or interesting. I see that shit all around me every day, it's not why I'm into pony. Ponies are not like humans, it's the very reason we like them in the first place.
>>43120694But ponies aren't 3DPD and have a right to have a actual personality then what you think they all have.
>>43120694Some people like character archetypes/cliches with cute designs. Not everyone is using ponies as cope.
>>43121134>>43121360See >>43082107 and >>43082808
>>43121736It's not terrible behavior, it's called having some soul and uniqueness which will make you enjoy the mares better.
>>43121736anon got bad taste
Ok good making sure I didn't need to bump it from 10 because it's such a good thread
A mare raped me ;(
>>43121902>mares acting like bitches is giving them soulsBased retard
>>43121902Hey watch it asshole, I just tripped over your beak of a nose.
>>43122745Fuck you.
>>43121902>it's called having some soul and uniquenessThis has to be a joke... right?
>>43031543I have technically never fucked because my shaft despite being 6'7 is thin enough to fit through the hole of a Gatorade™ bottle. So I have to use one of those male strap-ons for men a bumpy studded sheath sleeve a mutual masturbaitor a humiliation ritual for my damn needle. Since skin isn't touching it's basically like I've never had sex in a way since I'm technically being cucked by the toy even though I'm wearing the toy.
>>43124733That's some grim shit, if it were true.
>>43123228Hey is that a penny over there?
>>43124924A penny? WHERE?! I DON'T SEE IT!
>>43125293Check again in another 4 hours, Noseberg.
>>43125299Goy you better tell me NOW don't make me wait goy I don't have even 7 minutes to spare.
>>43125304Are you actually jewish?
>>43125760I am. Where's that penny, motherfucker?
>>43125766Up on the ceiling where it says gullible
>>43077520>Love does exist, but it's reserved exclusively for highly attractive guysWell then it's not love idiot that's just lust. It's always been lust.... Boomer humor spouse hating comics are the norm this is the fate for most people. I've seen pretty people fight, divorce, remarry and repeat the cycle so no one is safe....
>>43126436>Well then it's not love idiot that's just lust.Love is 90% lust.
>>43126436What's wrong with lust?
>>43126617It's temporary.
>>43126985And that's bad... because?
>>43127250You can't build a stable foundation off of a fleeting feeling.
>>43127253Why even need a foundation? If it's permanent then you will lose any enjoyment you may get out of it.
>>43127253Hence why nearly all of modern marriages end in divorce, because as I said >>43126541
>>43128693>nearly allHow many divorces are there anyways to decide its the majority or whatever
>>43128973Any marriage that doesn't end in "till death do us part" is a failed marriage. So nearly every one of them nowadays.
>>43128988Huh? There are plenty of marriages like that that are to the end.
>>43129326Hardly any nowadays especially if they're not religious. Also they must be their single partner when they die, not their fourth after several failed marriages. One strike and you're out in this game.
>>43126541This is so stupid and gay. I'm not some larping religionsfag and I dislike the concept of marriage, but real live should be platonic at its core, it should be able to exist without sex.
>>43130027>I dislike the concept of marriageSomeone's not going to Equestria and that someone is you.
>>43130331He just can't be aware that marriage to a pony would be ideal. Marriage in this reality he's probably got a point.
>>43130334Marriage in this reality is nothing but a social contract with agreed upon compensation for the exchange of goods and services. It's as far removed from "love" as can ever be.
>>43130401you could say anything is a "social contract". It makes no sense.
>>43130331Marriage only makes sense if you believe in god. If you are not religious there's literally no point. You need to sign some paper to prove you love another person? Are you hearing yourself? That's ridiculous. I dislike this idea of turning love into some deal with terms and conditions.
>>43130977>You need to sign some paper to prove you love another person?Yes.
>>43130977you can still believe in a marriage even if you are not religious its basically claiming someone for yourself only
>>43130836>>43131299>t. Got suckered into "proving his love"Enjoy the eventual divorce rape, moron.
>>43131568>Enjoy the eventual divorce rape, moron.I'll take things that will never happen for $400
>>43131817have you seen ANY modern couples last long?
>>43132301Yes, your dad and your mom counts.
>>43131568I want to prove my love to queen chrysalis if u know what i mean
>>43132713Anon...
>>43131817Thanks for the 400 bucks bro.
>>43133078Anon with four hundred bucks. What will he buy?
>>4313310420 dragon dildos
>>431331041 portal to equestria (doesnt work so scam)
>>43133104A 4chan pass.
>>43132991What is it?
>>43031543I want a mare to bully me as she steps on my balls.
>>43135339>CBTAnon...
>>43136123well howdy mr anal flaggot
>>43127253YES WE CAN!
>>43135339Okay, how does anyone gain any sustenance of enjoyment from that weird fetish? It's going to be painful.
>>43031543Mare just wants all the lunch money you got, so hand it over.
>>43138239daww she's so cute :)
>>43138941Marble will beat you up now. Say your prayers.
>>43139478Oh noes haha
>>43137700>It's going to be painful.nah itll be great
>>43031543>Janitor is a bozo
>>43140901Weirdo.
>>43138239I WANT TO KISS MARBLE PIE
>>43031543You should be asking why aren't mares like this? since its better like that
>>43142884Hella no.
>>43142884
>>43142884t. simptarded
>>43143989Baseless accusation, I am not a simp.
>>43143989he's not a simp... HE'S A MASOCHIST!
>>43144400OH MY CELESTIA!
>>43142884t. chadcoded
>>43144400Oh the horror...
>>43145395are those mares okay?
>>43145906They're dead, Jim.
what the fuck is this thread?
>>43146367Tracy would be a mare to bully you while cutting your limbs, haha?
>>43146486what thefuckis this thread?
>>43146486>while cutting your limbsnigga then i be dead or running away from that bitch
>>43146859You CANT run away from Tracy. She always catches up.
>>43031543This is very questioning.
>>43147254How much questioning, may I ask?
>>43145395those mares are still alive only fainted
>>43148152Oh yeah? Explain THIS.
no no that cant be real
