Misty Brightdawn is the biggest poochie in the entire history of the mlp franchise.>Worse than Glimmer.>Forced, not even in the g5 movie.>One-note, always sad and crying now.>Promoting generalized anxiety disorder and schizophrenia as personality traits to children.>Replacing Fluttershy in g6.What else can I say? I hate her, she is also a blatant case of DEI mandate.
M*STY HATE
>>43038682>her smell remains the same
GOOD MORNING, /MLP/WE ARE THE M*STY HATE THREADWE HATE M*STYWE HATE M*STYWE HATE M*STYAND WE HATE M*STY
>>43038359Misty won.
>>43038359Welcome back.>>43040532...the losing contest.
>>43040532...nothing.
>>43040532Everything.
>>43040552
Twilight tranny cope thread
>>43038359Forget Misty, G6 is a lie. Stop hurting yourself.
AND I HATE M*STYI HATE HER BECAUSE SHE EXISTSI HATE HER BECAUSE SHE BREATHESI HATE HER BECAUSE SHE'S SCUM
Misty.Will.Cum.
M*sty.Will.Never.Fuck.Or.Cum.
>>43041679To cancel the generation before the release, that's quite an achievement actually.
Misty will live a normal life.
M*sty will live a pleasureless life.
M*sty will be skinned alive and drown in salt.
Misty, is one of the most beautiful mares in all of the franchise, she has a very unique design, a moving redemtion arc, and she is even naturally talented with magic (as shown in the unreleased episode "hide and seek"). All of you "Misty haters" are just a bunch of bitter faggots, that can't bare a cute snowpityful mare with kinky mane, be a better protagonist than the bunch of boring archetypes they used for original mane 5.
M*sty, is one of the most hated mares in all of the franchise, she has a very black coded design, poochie arc, and she even has marry sue powers. All of you "Mistyfags" are just a bunch of tasteless faggots, that can't see how shitty that nigger mare looks with 0 snowpity and how she prevented any development of the original mane 5.
Blah blah blah, get smacked, bitch.
M*sty, is one of the most ugly mares in all of the franchise, she has a very boring design, a suicidogenic damnation arc, and she is even noncanonically talented with magic (as shown in some fuggin unreleased episode "unaired shit that nobody cares about lmao"). All of you "M*sty haters" are just a bunch of patrician chads, that can't bare a rancid toiletpityful mare with kinky mane, be a worse protagonist than the bunch of exciting archetypes they used for original mane 5.
>>43043381Alr I unironicaly keked to this.
>>43042839M*sty will get more and more schizo until she gets contained into an asylum
>>43044209The Shadow Misty episode is proof of this.
>>43044977Based Opaline.
https://files.catbox.moe/dacu7m.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ok1vxq.png
I personally love Misty, just for the record. I think she’s cute, and adorable, and lovable, and relatable, and kino, and snowpityful, and one of the most cutest, bestest, and all around most wondrousful ponies of pure beautiful beauticality to ever grace the corporal world with her lovely existence, even if only through our TV screens, her majesty is still known to us in a very strong, and very truthful way. She proves to us every day that a loving God MUST exist. Her haters will be forgotten like the dust in the wind, or like mosquito squashed underneath an elephant’s ass. No value. No worth. Only bitter hatred at those (like Misty) who DO have true meaning and true purpose.
mysty shitstain is just the worse version of Shady from g1. No wonder shitsty got abandoned when she was a kid.
>>43047791
>>43047827Shady? Now that's an Aryan mare.
>>43048196May the real slim Shady please stand up?
>>43048231
>>43048409Wait isn't that Baby Shady? There was a Baby Shady. We gonna have a problem here.
>>43048423Another proof of Shady superiority over mb. Inferior mb - can neither fuck or cum. Wonderful Shady - have a Baby Shady.
>>43048463This.
>>43048463Not only that, she also has cool sunglasses.
>>43038359All of Misty's faults, flaws, and personality is because of Opaline. She raised Misty.
>>43050038Reminder that Opaline did not birth M*sty.Bad genes = bad servant.
>>43050049Nopony, not even the most desperate stallion would try to put his cock inside that rancid putrid flesh cave Opalin calls a vagina, so she couldn't even have an heir of her own, that's why she kidnapped Misty. Happily she is now veing raped for all eternity by a magical tree.
>>43050210
>>43050210M*styschizo, this is your mindset.https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42452055/#42475069All of your opinions and headcanons are invalidated.
M*sty STINKS
>>43050403M*sty stinks far worse than Sparky's braps.
>M-m....MUFFINS? UUUWAAAHHH!!!
ASSASSINATE M*STY
DROWN M*STY
EXECUTE M*STY
KILL M*STY
Paralyse her from head down and leave her alone with her sick mind
>>43053395Deploy the Discombobulator on her for good measure.
OBLITERATE M*STY
INCINERATE M*STY
>>43038359I don't get you people. First you hate G5. Then you just hate Misty. Misty is a little sweetheart in the show. All of them are. Just give in and love Misty and the rest of them. G5 is decent if you give it a chance.
>>43054086>>42979898
DICE UP M*STY WITH A KATANA
>>43054086Anon... don't bump their retarded thread, let it get slided like the spam thread it is.
>says to not bump the thread>he bumps the thread
>M*sty hater hate thread/M*sty immortality thread died before this one
SLAM DUNK FILLY M*STY INTO A TRASH CAN
JUDO THROW M*STY INTO A WOODCHIPPER
DROP SIX FOOT BOULDERS ON M*STY
Keeping Misty in a cage 2 sizes too small.
>>43056054Make that a tiny cube.
>>43057355What a cute little baby.
>>43057355What a disgusting freak of nature.
Dehorn her!
>>43060497No regrets.
>>43038359Misty did nothing wrong. You're all meanies.
>>43061754Yeah, Misty is a really perfect pony. I love her.
>>43061921She is a tranny magnet for some reason.
>M*sty love thread died before this one
>>43063469Putting that Chadfu to good use.
>>43063800Indeed.
Did anyone here notice I made another Misty love thread? >>43061931It already died, but apparently nobody even noticed enough to use the Opaline laughing response to its death. Sorry I couldn’t keep it alive, MistyBros. I know some of you fellow Misty lovers browse this thread looking for fellow lovers to defend her. I really didn’t mean to fail you all yet again. I’ll just post about her in the G5 Mares thread, I guess. I’m sorry.
>>43063980Don't be sorry Mistybro, don't bump this spam thread either, union makes strenght, g5 mare thread is also Misty's thread!
>>43063980They call her Misty because her farts are so wet it's like being sprayed with a mist.
>>43063980Yes, I saw it, but I hid it because I don't love Misty. Nor do I care to shitpost.
>>43063980>Dead with three repliesHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TOTAL MISTY DEATH
>>43064091
>>43065114imagine getting jobbed by baby dragon
>>43063980go back
>>43065147Not only that, but a retarded baby dragon.
look she has found mb in trash (where she blongs)
>>43065558Looks about right.
SATAN LOVES M*STY
this feels a lot like baby monkey torture.
>>43067302cuck moment
>>43038359M*sty is worse than H*tler
>>43067933Hitler would've hanged M*sty.
https://files.catbox.moe/8gck8k.png
trixie hate thread when
>>43071452Trixie > M*sty
>>43071652trash vs garbage
>>43071660At least Trixie doesn't have zigger blood.
rattling her cage in the middle of the night while she's sleeping and then pissing on her
https://files.catbox.moe/y553vo.png
https://files.catbox.moe/2cta2x.png
I hate M*sty.
LAUNCH M*STY INTO THE SUN
DROP M*STY INTO A VOLCANO
DICE M*STY INTO PIECES
VAPORIZE M*STY
PUSH M*STY INTO A PIT OF HOT COALS
WATCH M*STY DROWN IN A VAT OF ACID
WALK M*STY OFF THE PLANK
GARROTE M*STY
GOUGE OUT M*STY'S EYES
SLIT M*STY'S THROAT
>CHORES? UUUWAAAHHH!!!
BISECT M*STY
PISTOL WHIP M*STY TO DEATH
LYNCH M*STY
CHOP M*STY'S HEAD IN HALF
DISINTEGRATE M*STY WITH DARK ENERGY
AIRSTRIKE M*STY
OBLITERATE M*STY WITH MINIGUNS
>>43085453>it keeps happeningjej
devour mb
>>43086411Stir-fry M*sty in a wok.
Force misty to pick cotton
>>43086867Bleed M*sty with a whip.
FORCE M*STY TO BE A MINESWEEPER
BEAT M*STY'S FACE WITH A CROWBAR
CHOP DOWN A TREE AND HAVE IT FALL ON M*STY
RUN OVER M*STY WITH A CAR
TORNADO KICK M*STY
>>43087687What a waste of a tree
>>43088913It served its purpose.
SHOOT M*STY WITH A BARRETT M82A1
Attempting to assassinate Misty at the military inspection while she is walking next to Opaline with a large swing of the butt of my gun at the back of her head and Opaline promotes me afterwards
>>43090055Patriot.
DISCOMBOBULATE M*STY WITH THE DISCOMBOBULATOR
KILL M*STY WITH AN ATTACK HELICOPTER
SEND M*STY TO RACCOON CITY
>>43091402HAVE MR. X KILL M*STY AND HIGH FIVE HIM AFTER
SNAP M*STY'S NECK
TEAR OFF M*STY'S HEAD
>Ctrl f: m*sty hate>nearly 30 resultsnice '''''''content''''' offbordies
>>43092095>the m*stycuck said as he seethed in his cuck chair
Mistybuse will continue even after morale improves.
>>43092102Hear, hear.
THROW AN IGNITED MORTAR SHELL AT M*STY
KILL M*STY WITH A MACHETE
THROW C4 AT M*STY AND DETONATE IT
PLACE ACTIVE CLAYMORE MINES AROUND M*STY'S BED WHILE SHE'S SLEEPING
misty dodged all that and killed opaline
>>43093239im trans btw
>>43093271Stay strong M*sty hate sister! Don't forget your hormones queen :3
M*sty can't dodge for shit and Queen Opaline executes her for treason. All M*styfags are troons. Total M*sty Death.
>>43093798No need to hide M*sty hate sister, we accept you, be loud, be proud of who you are sister!! uwu
>>43094031>wehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgtv8PWdeIQ
>>43094200Too late. Time for punishment
>>43064077and i be lappin it all up
>>43094451
Her new hair is kind of shit ngl
>>43094953It looks like intestines.
KILL M*STY WITH BURNING NAPALM
CRUSH M*STY WITH A HEAVY METAL CRATE
CHOP M*STYS HEAD OFF WITH A BATTLE AXE
SHATTER M*STY'S SKULL WITH A FLANGED MACE
Misty dodged all that and sent you all to prison for being a meanie to Misty as she has won now
>>43096637>>43093888
CARPET BOMB M*STY
ANNIHILATE M*STY WITH .50 AE
KILL M*STY WITH AN AC-130
DISSECT M*STY'S BRAIN
TURN M*STY'S FACE INTO GROUND BEEF WITH A SHOTGUN
did they really make a literal dysgenic nigger pony? Damn.... this is why i stopped watching this shit at like season 8 of fim. stupid kikes have to ruin everything.
>>43098761That's right. And it's thanks to M*sty that we also got this.
>>43098277Wait, does she have brain?
>>43099306She has a bad brain.
>>43099060Misty has nothing to do with that horrendous vitiligo nigger cow, or that repulssive family of nigger ponies. She is a celtic ginger mare, but BBC porn has rotten your brain.
>>43099698Misty is just slightly less nigger than Violette
>>43100000Quints of truth have spoken.MistyKEK spends 24/7 thinking about nigger dicks and how to project his fantasies onto others.
>>43100009Still a kino comic.
>>43100000Holy fucking checked
I hate M*sty so damn much.
>>43100009kek
>>43038359>Replacing Fluttershy in g6.That was the old G6 concept that they dropped. Its no longer happening.
>>43102038Good.
>>43099060I can't imagine any kid still willingly buys or even reads this slop.How is IDW even still in business? They got delisted and USAID was defunded, so why do they still exist?
>>43103785Probably some other big IPs they're relying on.
MELT M*STY'S FLESH WITH PLASMA FIREARMS
TURN M*STY INTO ASH WITH EXTREME ELECTRICITY
>>43099060>Asks a legitimate question>"She's got you there, hon"?
>>43106542Black ponies. What else can be said?
CURB STOMP M*STY
SHANK M*STY'S KIDNEYS
TWIST M*STY'S HEAD OFF
>>43099060But season 8 doesnt have negros.Based chadber. I dont know why faustfags hate him we still have ponies and cool creatures
>>43107981>everycreature
SMASH M*STY'S HEAD INTO PIECES WITH A MAUL
>"W-what is this machine anon?"
>>43038359I called her pisty shitty at a con and a troon got upset. Fuck m*sty and G5 fake fans/trannys
>>43108625*Pisty shitsty
>>43108625>>43108626Well done M*sty hate sister! Today I took my HRT and said "fuck Misty" while I dilated my neovagina!! Stay loud, stay proud M*sty hate sister!!!
>>43108625What did the wannabe woman say?
>>43108637You're not fooling anyone, M*styschizo.
>>43108625Accurate name, considering the fetishes of M*styfags. Absolute toiletfu.
>>43108619jej
>>43038359Would fuck and make cum
>>43108625based
>>43110149Sorry to hear that.
>>43108625>>43108626>Shitstyfag was a trannyOh no no no>>43108637>starts projecting as soon as xe is called outOH NONONO
>>43110479>m*styfags are b*c pornography addicted troons
M*sty must die.
>>43112402Wtf I love Sunny now
>>43112402Kek typical indian coded Sunny, always jealous of Misty's habilities.
>>43112423M*sty has no abilities, as she is too incompetent to have any.
>>43112444Misty has perfected the Cry ability.
>>43112444Misty:>Athletic and gracious>magicaly gifted>strong moral compass>brave when she needs to be>sentimentalSunny:>Literal manchild who mever grew up her filly tales>indian coded>Multiculturalist>woke activist>literal criminal >not even a real alicornMisty simply is better protagonist than Sunny could ever dream of being.
Mistychads won
>>43112548At losing
>>43112548...nothing. Because they never win anything. Like how M*sty never wins.
>>43112471>perfectedNot true. It doesn't make me feel sorry for her. Her crying only works on midwits.
>>43113137Misty perfected it so much it works as Enrage.
>>43113272That actually means she's terrible at it.
>>43121896Based.
>>43123371I'll make that ugly bitch cry even more
>>43123383>excuse me, SIRsty>"IT IS MA'AMSTY WAAAHHHH"
Is this true? Is this "THE DARKEST" episode ever in the history of My Little Pony, past, present and the future?
>>43124990Nah.
Time is almost up M*sty hate trannies. Your spam thread is about to hit bump limit. Fuck you. Misty will forever be part of MLP now. And she will appear on g6, and you'll seethe, and everyone will still laught at you.
>>43129506Misty was specifically hated by Sunnyfags for S2E5 in TyT S2. Before S2E5, she was okay-ish.Misty just HAD to be a cunt to Sunny
>>43129512Misty was hated by Sunnyfags way before she fell over Sunny while she was cleaning that portrait of her and her dead father, they noticed she was a thread to Sunny's main character's position. And she certainly was, she took the spotlight, and that little gag was proove of it, it was just peak comedy if you ask me. And honestly, despite Haskew's aweful execution, Misty was a better and most interesting protagonist than Sunny by far.
>>43129512Misty and her fag enablers cannot create, she can only destroy, just like a real nigger.
>>43129536>Misty cannot cre-ACK!(Misty is holding a creation of her own)
>>43129542The only thing Misty knows how to create is miasma
>>43129547She creates miasma from all the M*sty hater troons that seethe because of her simply existing.
pierce m*stys skull with a metal baseball bat
>more nonsensical m*styschizo ESLbabble
>wake up>punch Misty in the face>go back to sleep
>>43129506
>>43129542
>>43129550
>>43131238What the fuck is that flag even? You comissioned that didn't you M*sty hate troon? No true Misty enjoyer would ever tho this fucking bullshit.
>>43131277https://derpibooru.org/images/3569302Time to wake up and smell the M*styfag mindset, M*styschizo. (it stinks like shit)
>>43131238Hahahahaha this is the true face of Shitsty schizos!
Misty wonyou are all schizos
>>43131784Wrong.
M*sty lost.M*sty haters are geniuses.
>>43133333Checked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysp7YMn-3PQ
>>43136787Guilty of excess of beauty.
>>43137427M*sty is too ugly for that.
M*STY IS A STUPID ZIGGER MUTT
misty btfos the haters
>>43142432She's such a failure that she BTFOs her fans instead. And it's right before they can possibly hope to give her fuck and cum, which is how she's unable to get fuck and cum forever.
>>43142446>which is how she's unable to get fuck and cum forever.no need to project on misty
>>43143730Nobody can or will project on or in M*sty. That's the rules. Ergo, M*sty cannot fuck or cum.
M*sty was one of the very few somewhat good things in this trash fire, baby shit show.
>>43146908M*sty was actually the worst thing.
>>43146908you spelled sunny wrong
>>43147140Sunny is way better than M*sty.
>>43147372Way better to be boring and ugly af. Thankfully she got replaced as g5's main character.
Throwing filly misty into a Philadelphian dumpster and locking her in with a hobo
>>43147416>Way better to be boring and ugly af, which is why m*sty should've replaced Sunny as G5's main character, because m*sty is boring and ugly aflmao
>>43147424A trash compactor is better.
Misty won.
>>43151901M*sty won nothing.
M*sty will never win anything.
>>43152000Misty won the special Olympics, 20th time in a row
>>43153151M*sty can't even compete with amateur athletes.
>>43153941Highly punchable face.
>>43153941Highly lovable face.
>>43157373>m*styfags are forced to defend objective shitlmao
>>43157705But enough about opaline
>>43157858>m*styfags still can't speak English
>>43158155>opalinetard seething
>>43038359Misty defeated her haters!
Misty won, woohoo! Misty haters lost.
>>43158189>"I CAN'T READ IT'S THE OPALINE MAN'S FAULT HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT"
>m*styfags helped the m*sty haters bring the thread dedicated to hating their toiletfu to the bump limit instead of the thread actually dedicated to loving their toiletfu because>A. the only fans that m*sty can manage to scrape together aren't even loyal to her>B. m*styfags """plan""" to reframe this as a victory because they are literally the IRGC of /mlp/This is a disaster for m*styfags.
>>43158305>M*sty hate sister, seething after the last post of their spam thread, wich they religiously bumped (because they have nothing else in their lived but bumping spam threads in 4chins) will be Misty love posts.Misty won chuds. Misty will live forever, you are pathetic spammers, and Misty triumphed over you all.
MistyKEKS? BTFO'd once again.
>Sunnyfag banned>M*sty hate sisters' thread hitting bump limit>Misty being in g6Misty can't stop winning can she?
>>43158728>m*sty love threads died so much that m*styschizo recently deluded himself into thinking that the bump limit is actually a loss and premature thread death is a win>>42465929Trying to change the rules, are you? M*sty lost, and you m*styfags helped her lose.
>>43158777Misty love threads at least died naturally, while trying to be at least a little original and funny, this retarded thread is artifcially keep alive by offboard retards that only post Misty pics instead of any kind of content, Misty hate threads are disgusting spam threads, and this was no exception, watching it burn and go down is a win.
>>43158785>died naturallyIt's not rocket science, m*styschizo. All threads are killed by other threads unless you reach the bump limit. Only then can a thread die naturally. Lurk moar. In this particular instance, a m*sty hate thread made it to the bump limit instead of dying prematurely. And to make things worse for you all, you actually helped the m*sty haters win. Ergo, m*sty lost, and she lost bigly.
